Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Funan woke up with a dazed expression. He wasn't in his room, but in Pakura's.

Pakura was getting dressed aside. She was humming a song and was in a good mood.

He was completely naked, with only a thin quilt covering him.

"Hey, you're awake!" Pakura watched Funan sit down and smiled at him playfully, securing the belt of her clothes, then took a step towards him and lifting his chin slightly. "Don't worry, little cutie. Sister will be responsible for you."

Funan was speechless and looked at Pakura dumbfounded. His purpose yesterday was so clear, what was the final result?

Damn, they got him drunk, and then Pakura took care of him!

Funan was confused.

"Haha, what's wrong?" Pakura looked at Funan with interest, sat next to him, put one hand on her belt, and said: "It's still early, how about I give you a chance to get revenge?"

"I thank you!" Funan gritted his teeth.

This is direct ridicule!

"Just wait for me!" Funan said angrily, quickly put on his clothes and left the tent as if he was running away.

Looking at his back, Pakura smiled proudly.

After seeing the terrifying power of Funan yesterday, Pakura knew that she could not escape.

In this case, it is better to take the initiative and leave a deep impression on him.

Furthermore, Funan is handsome and strong, and is about five or six years younger than her, she won't lose anything!

So, last night what happened.

"This time, little womanizer, will you be left with an indelible memory of me?" A charming smile appeared on Pakura's delicate face.

As soon as Funan walked out, he happened to bump into a patrolling shinobi.

"Funan-sama, did you get up so early?"

"Early?" Funan pointed towards the bright sun. "Is this early? What time did you get up today?"

The shinobi: "..."

'Are you angry about something? So bad tempered?'

"Hmph!" Funan snorted coldly and said earnestly: "He who gets up early catches the worm, will you follow me?"

The shinobi: "..."

'I'm not a bird, and I don't eat insects. Also, I patrolled all night last night.'

'Meanwhile, you last night at the Suna camp were not exactly calm.'

"Yes, I have remembered it!"

"Well, okay, continue with your business. I'm going to give a gift to Kumogakure. People are probably waiting impatiently. We in Konoha can't do such a rude thing." Funan left in a hurry.

The patrolling shinobi looked at Funan’s back...

...

On the battle front.

Funan advanced with arrogant steps to the place where he released the Yasaka Magatama yesterday.

"Hey, you guys didn't stay up all night, did you?" Funan looked at the Kumo shinobi, who had red eyes, in surprise. "Did you all have collective insomnia?"

"Uchiha Funan!" Dodai gritted his teeth and looked at this man, with hatred in his eyes but a little scared in his heart. 'Wouldn't this guy think of attacking us again like he did yesterday? Does he have that much chakra?'

Dodai hated Funan so much. He did not agree with this war from the beginning. Now they have suffered huge losses!

In fact yesterday Dodai allowed the Funan attack to be successful.

He understood it. If they didn't give Funan something, he wouldn't stop easily.

So, when Funan attacked towards the outlying area of the Kumo camp, he chose to ignore it, allowing the death of hundreds of Kumo shinobi. He could not allow Funan to continue attacking, otherwise the central area would not have been able to hold.

But he knew they couldn't last much longer.

Once they showed signs of weakness, would Konoha waste such a good opportunity?

After surviving yesterday, Dodai breathed a sigh of relief, but he did not dare to let his guard down, fearing that Funan would attack again.

However, what surprised him was that Funan did not attack them at night and did not know what he was doing. However, Dodai was relieved.

He believes that Funan’s consumption should be huge.

Who knew that this idea barely came up when Funan appeared.

Dodai's temples were throbbing.

Funan sighed and said: "Since you haven't had a good rest, then..."

A ray of hope arose in Dodai's heart.

"Then... let's start quickly, start early, and finish early!"

With that said, the large blood-red Susanoo appeared in front of everyone, beginning to gather that large amount of chakra again.

"Uchiha Funan, go to hell!" Dodai finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to curse.

[Boom!]

An enormous roar resounded once again.

The Konoha shinobi looked on anxiously.

A huge blood magatama, like a meteorite, forcefully hit the barrier set up by Kumogakure, causing the entire barrier to tremble non-stop.

The shinobi in charge of the barrier were red-faced and trembling, as if they were going to vomit blood.

Dodai was shocked and angry.

"Block it, block it for me!" Dodai screamed incessantly. "Reinforcements will arrive soon, use all your strength."

Dozens of shinobi gritted their teeth and channeled all the chakra into the barrier, but they still had difficulty blocking the Yasaka Blood Magatama.

"Huh? You actually blocked it again?" Funan looked resignedly at the other side, muttering to himself: "Can't they just let me beat them up easily?"

[Buzz!]

Another magatama formed in the Susanoo's hands.

"Here comes my gift!"

The Yasaka Blood Magatama flew towards the Kumo camp.

Just then, a black sphere of the same size collided with the magatama.

[Boom!]

The two spheres collided, causing a huge roar and explosion. A huge crater formed with the impact point as its center.

Funan's expression also changed slightly. Instantly the Susanoo's muscles formed, then he was covered by armor before opening his arms to resist the impact, protecting the Konoha shinobi behind him.

Kakashi's expression changed drastically, and he shouted in a voice full of terror: "Tailed Beast Ball? Commander-in-chief, be careful, Kumogakure's tailed beast is here!"

Funan looked calm.

The impact caused by the explosion gradually disappeared, and several figures appeared directly in front of Funan.

There were four people in total.

The duo of A and B, or rather, the Fourth Raikage and the Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails. Behind them were the lazy-looking Darui and the serious blonde shinobi, C.

[Swoosh!]

Behind Funan, Uchiha Shinya, Kakashi, Might Guy, and Pakura appeared.

"Funan-sama!" Kakashi looked at Funan but was slightly startled.

Funan smiled slightly and looked the Raikage up and down with the Mangekyo still active.

It must be said that the strength of this body was the most powerful Funan had ever seen. His chakra was also extremely active.

Funan nodded, stretched out his hand and said, "You are good. I have liked your body. I want to possess it!"

Kakashi and others took deep breaths. They had no idea how to respond to that.

Especially Pakura, if it weren't for the back pain yesterday, she wouldn't know what to think.

[Crackle!]

Lightning covered the Raikage's entire body. He stared at Funan coldly.

"Yo, yo, yo, Uchiha boy, you've angered my big brother, oh yes, you're going to finish, oh yes!" Killer Bee danced while rapping.

Funan glanced at him. 'Hmm, this guy is not bad. He is as rebellious as he is, but his eyes are unusually calm. Furthermore, his body is tense, and he may explode with a thunderous punch at any moment.'

Funan's Mangekyo turned slightly, just as he was about to use a genjutsu, the Raikage was already in front of him.

[Bang!]

The fist penetrated Funan's body. A log appeared and was destroyed by the Raikage.

"Body Replacement Technique?"

Pakura was the quickest to react, looking at the Raikage in front of her, she formed hand seals.

"Scorch Release!"

In a flash of electricity, the Raikage disappeared, dodging the fireball, and appeared again in front of Pakura. He stared at Pakura coldly. "Sunagakure's Scorch Release? Die!"

A fist full of lightning struck hard.

Pakura smiled coldly and attacked the Raikage with an arm full of flames.

[Boom!]

A giant skeletal fist sent the Raikage flying hundreds of meters away, interrupting the confrontation between the two.

Funan stood on the side, with a Susanoo skeleton appearing on his body, he frowned and said: "Dare to touch my girl, who gave you the courage?"

[Boom!]

With the sound of thunder and lightning, the Raikage appears without any wounds on his body. He looked in surprise and doubt at the giant red skeleton that surrounded Funan.

"Brother!" Killer Bee came to the Raikage and said in a deep voice: "Be careful, that is the advanced form of the Uchiha clan's Sharingan, the Mangekyo Sharingan!"

"Uchiha Funan!" The Raikage's voice carried strong oppression.

[Crackle!]

Lightning flowed through the Raikage's body again, more powerful and dense than before.

"I am going to kill you!"

Funan rolled his eyes. "If you could do that, you wouldn't be talking nonsense. My mom told me that villains who talk a lot can't survive more than two episodes!"

Pakura couldn't help but complain: "Are you sure he is a villain?"

"Look at his appearance!"

Pakura had nothing to say.

The Uchiha clan is full of handsome men and beautiful women.

As for the Fourth Raikage, to express respect to the Kage, one can only say that he looks manly.

The Raikage flashed and appeared in front of Funan. He formed a sword with his hands and slashed towards Funan.

[Boom!]

Susanoo's skeleton blocked the Raikage's attack.

[Crack! Click! Click!]

There were bursts of bone breaking sounds. Susanoo's bones were filled with dense cracks.

"Amazing!" Funan sneered and formed seals with his hands.

"Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique!"

[Swoosh!]

The Raikage disappeared, avoiding the fire dragon, and appeared behind Funan.

[Boom!]

Another strike from the hand.

There was another intensive sound of bones breaking. This blow was even more powerful than before.

"Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique!"

This time, the Raikage's attack and Funan's attack were launched almost simultaneously.

Susanoo's bones were nearly shattered by the blows, and the fire dragon also lunged at the Raikage, pushing him back.

Funan quickly generated a skeletal arm and crashed into the Raikage.

A tentacle stretched out at this time and blocked the skeleton giant's arm.

"Eight-tails!" Seeing the octopus tentacles, Funan's eyes lit up.

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