Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Let's go, the commander-in-chief will take you to watch the show!" Funan waved his hand and walked out first.

Kakashi had a bad feeling in his heart and quickly followed.

The group quickly arrived at the battle front.

"Commander-in-chief, do you want to attack?" A shinobi asked.

"No need!" Funan said looking at the Kumo camp.. Although the distance was far, with the eyesight of several people, they could still see some shadows.

Funan couldn't help but sigh and said: "Although we have won a great battle, Kumo's spirits have not diminished much."

The shinobi who asked earlier sighed and then said: "That's because Kumogakure has always had an arrogant attitude towards Konoha. A victory can't defeat them."

Funan said angrily, "It's all Sarutobi Hiruzen's fault. Hyuga Hizashi shouldn't die."

Everyone present had a headache.

Hyuga Hiashi, who had been silent all the time, nodded heavily and said: "The commander-in-chief is right. Hizashi should not die at all."

"Hiashi!" Kakashi looked serious.

Hiashi just glanced at Kakashi and said indifferently: "That's my brother."

Kakashi had nothing to say.

"Okay!" Funan raised his head and the Mangekyo appeared in his eyes. He laughed and said: "As commander in chief, I invite you to see the great show for free."

He used the instant body technique, advanced hundreds of meters, and stood between Konoha and Kumogakure.

Suddenly, the entire battlefield became tense.

Kumogakure was even more prepared for the battle, and several scrolls were taken out.

Dodai gave several orders in a row.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous!" Funan shouted loudly. "Kumogakure, don't be nervous, I'll hit you once, and then I'll leave."

Dodai looked at Funan with a gloomy expression.

Fortunately, the commander of Kumogakure is Dodai. If it was someone with a bad temper, they would have fought by now.

Even so, there are still many Kumo shinobi who grit their teeth and look at Funan and are ready to rush in and fight him to the death.

"Don't be nervous, really don't be nervous!" Funan repeatedly comforted them and said: "Just one time, really, I will hit you once, and I won't hit you more than one time."

"Funan-sama!" Kakashi sighed limply.

Black Zetsu in the dark sighed.

The next moment, everyone changed their expressions.

A huge Susanoo appeared, with a large amount of chakra gathering in its hands.

The powerful chakra was almost suffocating.

At this moment, everyone understood what Funan meant by 'only one strike'.

Dodai even roared fiercely: "Barrier, barrier!"

Dozens of ninjas stood up and quickly formed seals with their hands.

A light blue lightning barrier appeared in front of the Kumo shinobi.

Seeing this, Funan grinned and said: "Look at my Yasaka Blood Magatama!"

The Yasaka Blood Magatama rushed towards them. The powerful chakra and suffocating heat made the sensor shinobi turn pale.

[Boom!]

The attack hit the barrier directly. Countless flames erupted and spread towards the periphery. A huge explosion swept over.

However, Kumogakure blocked it.

Dodai breathed a sigh of relief.

The next instant, another huge Yasaka Blood Magatama approached.

'Damn, it's a lie! Didn't you say you would only attack once?' This thought appeared in Dodai's mind.

[Boom!!]

An even bigger explosion came.

"Ah!!!"

The several shinobi who launched the barrier screamed before fainting.

Other shinobi quickly took their place, although their faces also turned pale, they managed to maintain the barrier.

"Huh?" Funan's eyebrows were raised.

Immediately, Funan condensed another blood magatama.

Feeling that disastrous chakra, Dodai was about to lose his mind.

This guy is not trustworthy, he said he would only attack once, and this is the third time!

[Boom!]

This time, Funan aimed at the edge of the Kumo camp, where there were fewer defensive shinobi.

And now, everyone is focused on the center, which has already been attacked twice by Funan.

The edge area was immediately hit.

A large number of shinobi were swallowed by the blood flames.

Although this attack did not achieve the expected result, it still took away hundreds of Kumo shinobi.

Funan was finally satisfied. He took back Susanoo with a smile and walked back to Konoha's defense line slowly.

"How is it?" Funan gave everyone a thumbs up and said, "Is this scene good?"

"Good..." Kakashi sighed faintly. Looking at Funan, he hesitated to speak. He wanted to ask how much chakra Funan had left. He was the commander-in-chief and the strongest fighting force on his side. If he consumes too much, Konoha as a whole will not be safe.

However, looking at that smiling face, Kakashi lost the courage to ask and remained silent.

"Okay, let's go back!" Funan waved his hand and led everyone back to the headquarters.

Before leaving, he waved to Kumogakure and shouted: "I will come again tomorrow, you should be prepared to welcome me. By the way, the welcoming lineup is just normal, don't be too polite!"

Kakashi clearly saw that many Kumo shinobi almost couldn't hold back and rushed over to fight with Funan.

Fortunately, Dodai stopped them, otherwise...

After leaving the task of organizing everyone to Kakashi, Funan walked away arrogantly.

Where was he? Of course, to find Pakura!

Unfortunately, Pakura didn't even let him in.

As a representative of Sunagakure and with Kage-level strength, Pakura was assigned a separate residence.

Funan knocked on the door, but when he noticed that Pakura was ignoring him, he immediately became anxious and shouted, "Pakura, are you okay? Oh my god, damn Kumogakure!"

"Did they do something to my Pakura? Someone come! Someone come quickly!"

Hearing the sharp cry, Pakura could not sit still. She opened the door and dragged Funan inside.

"Hey, Pakura, you are okay, I thought... Brothers outside, don't be impulsive, Pakura is fine!"

Hearing Funan's shouting, the patrol officers who came over had no expression on their faces.

"Ah!" The patrol captain sighed softly and said: "Let's go, what are you doing here? Are you watching the couple flirting?"

"Woooooo!"

"My little Pakura, you don't know, I was so scared just now, I thought something happened to you." Funan burst into tears.

Pakura took a deep breath, resisted the urge to swear, and said through gritted teeth: "Really? That was really my fault, I'm sorry!"

"No way!" Funan said immediately. "You are my little sweetheart. How can you be wrong? You are always right."

The words 'little sweetheart' made Pakura's scalp numb, and he shivered violently. She took a deep breath again and said: "Funan, after all, I have performed military exploits for Konoha, can you be more serious?"

In the battle against Kumogakure, Pakura showed great strength. A large number of Kumo powerful people died in his hands.

This strength is definitely among the top even in Konoha.

Funan blinked and said: "Isn't helping your husband in battle a natural thing? Do you want me to give you a reward? You've turned bad."

Pakura looked at him expressionlessly. "If it weren't for the fact that I can't beat you, do you think I wouldn't have turned you into ashes?"

"Leave that aside, it's not worth discussing with you. What's your plan from now on?" Pakura didn't want to waste time with Funan's nonsense, so she sat down casually and said: "Kumogakure will surely send its best shinobi. The Raikage will most likely join the battle, that brute is not easy to deal with."

Funan sneered and said: "Is your man easy to mess with?"

"Actually, you are hundreds of times more complicated than him, in every aspect." Pakura no longer cares that Funan calls himself her man.

"I'll take that as a compliment." Funan said with a smile. "Sunagakure will send reinforcements?"

"I don't know." Pakura said simply. "After hearing about your performance in the last battle, if I were the Kazekage, I would send reinforcements. But I don't know what Rasa will decide."

Regarding Rasa, Funan calmly commented: "A conspirator who only knows how to get angry without capacity."

Pakura was noncommittal, pondered a little, and said: "It would be better if you sent more troops to the border with Sunagakure."

"Oh really?" Funan sensed the implicit meaning in Pakura's words and said in surprise: "At this time, Rasa would dare to attack Konoha? Is she so brave?"

"Normally he wouldn't." Pakura sighed and said: "But, I am here, I have united with Konoha, if Konoha defeats Kumogakure..." Pakura didn't say the rest.

Funan fell into deep thought. He was relaxed because he was prepared for most situations. But he hadn't considered the situation with Sunagakure.

Rasa can’t be so unreliable!

Seeing that Konoha had the advantage in the war against Kumo, would he now attack Konoha?

It wasn't impossible.

Given Rasa's nature, it was unpredictable what he would do.

Originally, even if Rasa made trouble, it had nothing to do with Funan.

However, if there is a problem on Sunagakure's side, will Sarutobi Hiruzen send the Uchiha clan?

"Probably not!" Funan shook his head and murmured: "Torifu is not an idiot, and he should not do such an unwise thing."

What does Akimichi Torifu want? The balance between the Uchiha clan and the clans of the Konoha Corrupt Quartet.

Only when these two forces were balanced could the Ino-Shika-Cho clans survive.

Simply annihilating Uchiha would do no good to Torifu.

After understanding this, Funan looked at Pakura with bright eyes and hummed: "Come on, be happy, we have plenty of time anyway...Haha!"

Under Funan's insistence, Pakura finally agreed to go out to eat with him.

The place was close.

They caught a rabbit, gutted it, and roasted it to eat.

Pakura didn't understand why. Although they both knew how to grill meat, wouldn't it be more convenient to have someone at camp prepare it and bring it to the table?

It wasn't until Funan took out the wine and kept urging her to drink that Pakura suddenly realized and rolled her eyes angrily.

The objective was clear, but unfortunately, he did not know how to hide it.

Perhaps, Funan didn't intend to hide it at all.

"Haha, okay!" Pakura laughed coldly. Then let’s try it! Let’s see who can have the last laugh!

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