My Nihilism Got Me Laid?!

They say the world never sleeps... guess I'm the world.

I'm Za Warudo ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ.

Well it seems I'm not the only stand user; poor Astro got a last-minute call for work, so she had to leave. But, perhaps it was for the best, she wouldn't have liked what's about to come next.

Death and sex...

Cafune and I manage to find a decent spot by a tiki bar. Setting down the towels, I flee to the shade of our unoccupied umbrella.

Cafune begins to skip towards the ocean, but hesitates, running back over to me. "Gravy, lets go swim!"

I'm trying my best, but happy-go-lucky Graves is starting to recede into the comfort of pessimism. The sun has sent out its fleet of sunrays to strike my bare pale skin; happy families of screaming kids and obnoxious wannabes with speakers playing mumble rap; it makes me wish to have a speaker of my own blasting silence.

"C'mon, you're such a stink bug; just get your feet wet."

I hesitate, realizing this is the perfect opportunity to practice my Happy happy optimist Graves. "Why yes, Cafune, this sounds like it will be a bundle of fun." ( ¬､¬)

"...really?! I was prepared to bring a jellyfish over to motivate you to hop in."

"Well now, you're making me second guess my choice."

"Ah, stop being a scaredy cat; I was kidding. There's no jelly fish here... except for those box jellies; but they're more afraid of you, then you are of them."

"Cnidaria don't have brains, so I'm not entirely sure who told you that."

She tilts her head.

( ¬‎ ࡇ,¬ ) "You know, you must be a species of undiscovered cnidaria."

"Because I go with the flow!"

"...Yea, we'll go with that."

With a sigh, I take off my shirt and walk over; Cafune gives a giddy squeal as she grabs my hand and drags me to the water.

Wading into the ocean, it feels cold, from the night before; even so, it's not unbearable. The crystal clear water reveals the sandbar that's teaming with life, small fish swim past, and star fish... just sit there. The water becomes oily as our sunscreen washes off.

With a giggle, she splashes me with water. "Got you Gravy."

This is the part where the cheesy boyfriend splashes her back with an equally unnatural laugh; but not me...

( ⩌_⩌) "Stop."

"Huh...Such a wet blanket." Floating on her back, only her head and the two floats attached to her chest peek out of the water.

"Sorry, you're right; I need to work on that. Besides splashing me with water, what do you want to do then Cafune?" My voice, practically robot as I fear her answer.

"Hehe, I'm glad you asked."

She swims over to a rock pile where a yellow inner tube sways back and forth. Waving her hand, Cafune beckons me. She's really going to make me look for crabs with her. (¬_¬)

Wading my way towards her, I awkwardly step as though I had a space suit on. "Cafune, I would rathe-"

The moment I get within striking distance, she lunges; wrapping her body around me, the rubbery elastic of her swimsuit stretch as it fails to contain her thick body, creating a dent of her overflowing thickness.

Placing her hand on my chest, she pushes me against the rock wall. Her eyes have shifted from their air headed wide eyed state to a narrow stare. She now looks at me with those heart eyes, the same primal hunger she has when we're in bed.

"Uh... Cafune?"

"I heard you talking to Astro."

"Oh... did you? Okay...?"

"When she started talking about having her all for yourself, it made me feel hungry."

"Well, I'm sure that tiki bar has peanuts or some-"

"You know that I don't mean that kind of hunger; It made me feel territorial, it made me feel as though I needed to show her to stay out of my territory."

Leaning back, my bare skin scrapes against the coral and rock. "Uh... I'm getting a little lost in your metaphors."

"I could tell she was starting to sway your heart, and that just won't do. I told you that you are mine."

"Ehhh?"

Cafune smirks as her whole body wraps around mine. The rubbery elastic rubs against my skin as her excited perky nipples poke through. She reaches down as I watch her unlatch the bottom of her one-piece from her gripping cameltoe.

"Cafune, you can't seriously want to do it... here?!"

Lowering her hand once more, she now reaches into my pants, causing me to let out a yelp.

"Wha?!"

She begins gripping onto the skin of my dick, pulling it back and forth. The blood doesn't hesitate to flood towards my lower half, causing my erect penis to nearly spring out of my pants.

"Oh? You like that, don't you? What a naughty boy." She runs her free hand through my hair before reaching around and tapping my neck.

Why now of all times is she acting all motherly and adult like?!

Leaning in, she continues rubbing the skin of my dick with one hand, and wraps the other around my head; leaning in, she begins kissing my neck, whispering seductive moans into my ear.

"Cafune... I reall-"

She pulls down my swim trunks, causing my rock hard cock to spring out; Rubbing her thighs against it, she goes face to face with me.

The sun sparkles off the calm ocean surface, glistening off her radiantly blue eyes as she smirks. "I can't imagine how annoyed you must be with me, always failing to pay my rent, teasing you with my naughty body; doesn't it feel like I know exactly how to get on your nerves?"

Biting my cheek, my mind can't help but recall every moment, every deep sigh, every time I wanted to do her right then and there.

Reaching over, she grabs the yellow inner tube, promptly hopping in. Relaxing her body, she slouches, allowing her legs to hook onto the tube while her waist sinks into the water.

She smirks, raising her eyebrows with expectancy. "Well Gravy, it's your move. But surely your wont do anything naughty to the innocent girl stuck in the inner tube." Her playful teasing was the tipping point.

Walking over, I grab the inner tube; she locks her feet around my neck, preventing me from turning back. My dick throbs mere inches away from her exposed pussy as it demands action.

(╥ᆺ╥;) I'm sorry Astro, my second head is the dominative one.

Using the inner tube to control her, I pull Cafune closer, my dick now kissing her pussy as it jolts forward.

"If we're going to do this, you have to listen to my every command."

Cafune smirks at me, placing her finger over her glossy lips as her eyes narrow her infamous naughty look of challenge. "I'm glad you still remember your number one, Gravy."

*****

That is the first, and only time, I will have sex in the open waters... I have heard far too many stories of parasites worming their way up guys penises to feel safe... I'll stick to the bathtub and shower sex.

Lying on my back on the sandy towel, I exhale, relieved and relaxed in two ways.

Cafune happily hums as she begins building a sand castle beside me.

The moment of silence has me thinking... I got so used to living with her, the schedule of coming home and seeing her that I really don't know anything about her. We're a little closer than strangers, yet I wouldn't dare call her my girlfriend, and calling her a friend also sounds weird. "Hey, Cafune?"

"Hmm?"

"What did you do before... you know, you nearly died? When we met."

"...what did I do?" She places her finger on her lip as she looks up at the sky, pondering. "I... I don't think I know?"

"...I'm sorry... what!? How do you not know?!"

"Well, my head feels foggy; I barley remember my childhood, my school, I'm not even sure I have parents."

Usually I would treat this as one of her stupid jokes, but her expression looks genuine.

Her carefree attitude is starting to dissolve as her eyes slowly widen, her brow furrows with concern, as though remembering something she has repressed.

"Are you sure you're from earth?" I say, half jokingly with a nervous chuckle.

"Yes, I had a life just like everyone else. And... I remember someone, it was me, yet they feel like a stranger." Her voice has become shaky.

"You... but someone else? You lost me Cafune."

She looks at me with a look of... plea? As though suppressing a fear of uncertainty. Her eyes shake, the blinding sun refracts off her glistening blue eyes as they begin to water.

The wind blows past, flowing through her pink and white hair. Kneeling there, she slowly raises her head to face me, revealing a sight I had never wished to see.

Cafune is... crying.

"Graves... who am I?"