My Nihilism Got Me Laid?!

Day three of my deadly vacation.

Renna grumbles with sleepy eyes. "Good morning Graves."

The morning sun reflects off the rain drop window, reflecting the cozy rays through her silky hair.

She brushes her hand against my face (expand)

The signed realestate papers lie messily on the table.

It seems I have managed to find a good method to getting woman to sign the papers. But I have to be careful that I'm on top, otherwise I'm going to be the one getting scammed. Last night she was a little domineering... maybe I was the one who got scammed. Now im scared to look at what we agreed to.

"Good morning Renna."

She lies on top of me, her soft bare body presses against my chest. Leaning down, she goes in for a kiss before leaning up. She begins rubbing her ass against my crotch with a smirk. Grabbing my hands, she guides them onto her breasts.

Still only half awake, I lazily grope the melons. "What do you have planned for today, Renna?"

"Unfortunately, I have a press conference to attend. So we can't have an early morning chat" She ends her statement with a wink.

I smirk. "Thank goodness, I totally would have avoided my responsibilities and stayed in bed with you all day... ordering room service, fucking all day, and sleeping."

... Shitttt, I shouldn't have thought of that... now that's all I want to do. (ভ﹃ ভ ")

"But it's alright, you promised if I signed those papers I would get an apartment two doors down from your place. So it sounds like we'll be see plenty of each other.

"Did...I say that?" ૮₍•᷄ ༝ •᷅₎ა "Uh... what else did I promise?"

She just giggles, biting her finger with a narrow-eyed smirk.

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Freed from the warm embrace of my new racecar mommy, I speedwalk over to the complimentary breakfast buffet.

COFFEE! Here I come!

♡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و Like a checkpoint in a video game, I exhale with joy as I take my first sip.

Every attempt at a nap has been foiled by a crisis or sex, so I have become good friends with coffee.

I don't have an addiction, thankfully...

Eight cups a day wouldn't be considered addicted... would it?

It's strange to think about, when I had no one, all I did was sleep, a cowardly way to numb or run from the pain of my own existance. But now I need a break from my existence.

Now that I think about it, my healing factor must also affect my energy levels.

Suddenly I feel to arms wrap around me from behind. "Graves, I missed you last night." Tilting my head back, I see cozen giving a naughty smirk.

Her breasts press against my back as she begins digging into my pants and playing with my dick.

I lurch forward, nearly dropping my coffee in embarrassment. "Hey! Not here!" I try to whisper, but her hands feel s- GOod!

"Naughty boy, getting excited in public like this?" she whispers in my ear.

I currently have a boner at the waffle making station... I never thought I would think those words in that order.

"Do you mind, I'm trying to make a waffle here."

"You could make me your waffle." She smirks.

( ㆆ _ ㆆ) "That... makes no sense."

"... you can make anything steamy if I put it in a seductive tone."

"Try saying: do you have time to talk about your car's extended warranty? In a seductive way."

She tilts her head. "What?"

"Anyway. how can I help you, Cozen?"

She bites her lip. "Oh, you could help me in many ways."

I actually wanted to sleep tonight...

sigh...

"Meet me in my room at 7 tonight."

She fake blushes, covering her smirk. "Ho? How naughty and demanding. I was an innocent girl talking to a friend, and you got the wrong idea. Wellll I do get off work at 6:30, so perhaps I will stumble in the direction of your room."

Placing down my coffee, I pull her hands off my dick. "Yea, yea. Well, I've got to go, see you tonight."

She leans in and whispers with a growl. "I don't have work tomorrow... I hope you know what that means. You're going to help... break me ...into the new apartment you conned me into renting."

Attempting to cover my hard-on with a plate, I side step away. "Alright, sounds good." I awkwardly wave.

she seductively waves back.

Well, that was ominous, for my sleep schedule... I'll just have her on top, that way I can discreetly sleep and she can feel like she's in power.

Alright, back to today's mission, Noctiva. A famous actor, hardest for last... there's gotta be a joke I can make there... I will be hardest last? No...

It says around Jollywood at 10:47... and an incredibly broad location.

wait...

10:47?

(⊙_⊙)

At 10:45, I bolt in the general direction of the restaurants.

Shit, shit, shittt!!!

The wind rips past as the surrounding area becomes a blur.

Using the same tactic as yesterday, I tense my leg muscles. I can feel the muscles ripping, then immediately reconstructing, giving my strides an extra burst.

Running through the lobby, I make it to the outside, sprinting down the street, I see a shortcut down a side alley. I charge forward through the narrow tunnel.

My lust and laziness will lead to me getting blood on my ha-

Suddenly I crash into something.

"Oof!"

"Oh!"

I jump to my feet, putting my hands out in apology. "I am so sorry! But I have to go."

She looks up at me, her blue eyes glisten, with those pupils that look like stars. With the elegance of a queen, she readjusts her golden sunglasses.

Like a cheesy movie

...you're shitting me.

Of course I had run into, who else but, Noctiva.

My body has already recovered from the stinging sensation of impact, but she rubs her head with a wince.

Outstretching my hand, I awkwardly chuckle. "Oh, sorry, I didn't know where I was going.

"No, it was my fault for not being aware of my surroundings." Her voice was melodic, her appearance the personification of a lullaby.

Her smooth lotioned hands hold my own as I help her stand up...

and...

...she's taller than me.

(◔_◔) "Mommy?" My brain stutters at the sight of her. "I mean- Uh... no, don't be silly. I was running like a maniac..."

The wind blows through the narrow back street, it throws her lush dark purple and blue hair up. It's tied into two hair loops at the back, and she has a long strand of hair dangling in front of her like an angler fish.

She somehow makes the act of patting herself off look respectful and elegant.

I need to find a way to follow her to stay close, but not to the point of stalking. Here goes nothing... "I apologize miss, I never did catch your name?"

Her eyes widen as though I just told her the sun was about to explode. "My...name?"

"Is that too personal?" Obviously, I already know it, but I need to remove myself from looking like a creepy fan who set this up.

"No, no, I'm just a little surprised you don't recognize me."

"Oh... sorry? Did we go to high school together or something?" I lie.

She gracefully laughs, maintaining her expensive air while still remaining respectful. "I apologize; it is presumptuous of me to think everyone should know me."

She pats off her white Chinese style dress; it has a purple lining and a tree pattern etched into it. Hooking her finger underneath the netting encasing her legs, she temporarily lifts it in an attempt to readjust it. It snaps back down, causing her thick thighs to jiggle.

Wiping the drool from my mouth, I try to look back up at her eyes.

She looks down at me with those naughty, narrow eyes. "Noctiva, you asked what my name was."

I give her an innocent smile. "Noctiva, that's a pretty name."

"You're making me blush." She smirks with her soft, glossy lips. "Well then, what's the name of my charming attacker?"

"Attacker!? I'm so sorry if it came across that way!"

She giggles politely, covering her mouth. "I was just teasing you; you shouldn't allow me to get a rise out of you like that."

I dramatically exhale. "Oh, you were just poking at me. Well, my name is Graves."

"Graves? That's certainly an unorthodox name. But I find it quite cute."

I can't believe this woman is actually making me blush. "Oh, uh, well thank you."

There's a pause, as she looks at me with a calculated smirk, as though she just found a new toy.

I was so caught up in her beauty that I forgot to breathe. "Well, uh, anyway, I apologi-"

A voice behind us screams! "YOU BITCH!!"

A disheveled figure charges towards Noctiva. A large camera shakes as it's harnessed around his neck. In his hands is a small pocketknife.

Jumping forward, I literally sweep Noctiva off her feet, she lets out a gasp, holding her arms around me. Outstretching my hand as I try to catch the blade.

Well, it's just a tiny bla-

...

OW! OW! WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS TINY BLADE HURT SO MUCH!!!

Don't cry, don't cry.

Turning to Noctiva, I try to put on the most handsome face I can.

"You're not hurt, are you?"

"Oh...no, I'm not."

"You bastard! You are not worthy of Noctiva, she is meant to be mine, and mine alone. I know she loves me!"

Still trying not to cry, I gulp down the pain and look at the guy with pity. "You know, a simple hello honestly goes a long way with women."

"Shut up! I know Noctiva loves me, tell him! She wouldn't waste a minute with scum like yo-"

Noctiva kicks the guy in the side of the head.

With wide eyes I look down at my hands only to find them empty.

The mans body slams to the ground as he goes unconscious.

"Wow, guess you're not much of a damsel in distress."

She chuckles, "I've had to learn a few self defense moves for a few of my roles." She gives me a warm smile. "Regardless, I appreciate you trying to put on a strong front."

Wrapping her arms around my head, she embraces my face into her silky bosom. Running her hands through my hair, her voice is like a pur. "But its alright to cry."

.°(°◜ᯅ◝°)°."I'm not crying! You're crying!" I say, while crying.

She covers her mouth with a cute giggle. Meanwhile, I'm still tucked away in her boobies, using every fiber of my being to not motorboat them.

In a bittersweet goodbye, she releases me, patting my head like a kid.

With a deep exhale, my eyes widen with excitement.

I have finally done it; this could be a turning point for my future.

Throwing my hands up in the air, I cheer! ヽ〳 ՞ ᗜ ՞ 〵ง "Haha! I did it! I survived the enc-" I vehemently shake my head. "Wait, no I can't jinx it-"

I hear a yelling voice rapidly approaching. "Get your hands off Noctiva, you slimy bastard!!!"

I never see the face of my attacker, I only feel their military boot snap my neck in tw-