My Nihilism Got Me Laid?!

My life has become a ground hogs day spin off.

Opening my eyes, it's dark; the minimal white light is coming from small night lights that line the room's floor

Ow!

What is that?

Looking down, I see... "Cozen!"

She is currently halfway down my dick, choking on it?! Her bunny eared headset bounces up and down with every bob.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

It's less of a blow job, and more like a deep throat contest. She just has her arms planted out like a crane's weight.

"Ohf yorf awaf!"

Gagging on my dick, her eyes water as she pulls her throat off. A stream of drool drips from my cock as it stands straight up.

"Yes, I'm awake! Why the hell are halfway down my dick!?"

She wipes her watery eyes as drool drips from her lips. "I wanted to try to deep throat your log. But it's a lot harder than people online make it look."

"Yea, I could feel it! You fucking bite my dick!"

"Oh, you felt that, whoopise. It's not my fault though. I started to panic once the tip started poking my uvula."

She goes right back to trying to deep throat the thing. "At leaf I dinf vomif on youf dih."

"hey! Could you at least take it out of your mouth when you're talking?"

"Uh... whyf?"

( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,) "I dont know, you usually start a conversation with hello. How was your day? Or, thank you for saving my life!"

"Welf I figurf thith wouf- hhmmm, -woulf counf ath thanf you."

"I hate to say it, but your tongue does feel pretty good."

"Seeh!"

Well, I suppose it's not the worse way to get a thank you.

Putting my hand on her head, I lean back and just enjoy it as she clumsily works her way up and down my dick.

"You're still using your teeth, imagine it is a popsicle."

Her eyes widen as she looks at me with concern. Pulling my dick out from deep within her throat, she begins stroking my saliva covered cock. "And how do you know this?!"

"I told a girl that last time and she did far better?"

She smirks, her lotioned hands pulling the skin of my dick up and down as she jerks me off. "Oh, that explains it, you're a player."

"Well, I dont know if player is the word, more like right-place-at-the-right-time expert."

"That explains why you weren't bashful about me sucking your dick, and how you stayed so nonchalant when a babe like me attempted to make a move."

Honestly, it was more my sales skills; once you see that someone is trying to use you, it can take a 10/10 girl to 1/10. Hey, that makes me sound like a decent human being; I care what's on the inside.

"Well, I assumed you would be a little better at this with how many guys you've probably slept with-"

*SMACK!*

Cozen smacks me across the face, causing my cheek to burn. Her once seductive expression now practically growls at me.

"Ow, what was that for?!"

"Dont fucking call me easy you ass!"

"Oh... sorry," forgot the gender inequality with that one. A guy's a player a girl's a slut, even though they are the same thing, one is looked at less favorably. "Well, you seemed so forward with me, despite knowing nothing about me."

She has stopped jerking me off, crossing her arms she tries to look upset, but a string of saliva is still connected between her glossy lips and the tip of my dick. "Its called taking advantage of someone." ( -᷅ ⤙ -᷄ )

"You say that with no remorse."

She still won't look at me as she continues to pout, yet she hasn't left the room, as though begging for an apology.

Guess I play ball. "I apologize Cozen. That was thoughtless of me to say."

"Yes, it was."

"And I'm sure your boyfriend is very lucky to have someone as... loyal... as...you? Hey... wait! You were just sucking my dick! You are easy-!"

*SMACK!*

Now both of my cheeks are burning red.

( ๑´╹‸╹`๑) "Ow, that one really hurt."

"I'm a virgin, you dipshit!"

∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

"Really?" ?(๑• ε •๑ )?

She doesn't respond, just glaring at me with a beet-red face, looking like she wants to carve my head like a pumpkin.

Her eyes water as she angrily points at me. "GAAHH! I can't believe I let you take my virginity!"

My eyes widen. "WHAT!? What the hell did you do to me in my sleep!?"

"I gave you that blowjob!"

...

"Thats...it?"

"Really? My virginity means that little to you!?"

"Uh...no, it's just, you're still in complete possession of your virginity."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"A blowjob doesn't count as taking someone's virginity. If anything, you were trying to take something from me!"

...

Like a crashed computer, theres a pause as her brain resets. "Oh...Well duh. Obviously, I was... testing you!"

( ㆆ _ ㆆ) "Is that so? Well, did I pass?"

She looks at my dick longingly, putting her soft hands back on my cock as she begins stroking it once more. While doing this, she turns away as though angry. "Well- fine, you get a B+!"

"I don't really know which grading system were going by-"

"Alright! I get it... I have no clue what I'm talking about."

...

There's an awkward silence as she fiddles with my dick with a dejected expression.

I deeply exhale. "Cozen, I am genuinely sorry about calling you easy. You had put on such a confident act, and with how pretty you are, the idea that you have no experience seemed incompressible."

Her expression lightens, "Whatever, I don't even care."

She begins circling the area above my crotch with her finger, "So how'd you know that guy was trying to kill me, anyway?" Her voice a low mumble.

"Well, I caught him trying to drug your drink. Then he tried to make a deal with me."

She lets out a gasp.

"I noticed a gun, and I realized he wasn't just a sleazy creep, but someone with a vendetta."

She looks up, cautiously. "And why did you choose to save me if you knew I was trying to scam you? Even doing so at the expense of your own wellbeing."

"Well... you're a shitty person, you're manipulative, greedy, selfish, pushy, and deceptive."

She now looks at me with a melancholic expression.

"But... morals are subjective, and I'm guilty of the same crimes as you."

She raises her eyebrows as though expecting something. "and..."

"Theres no, and. You are a terrible person."

"-Wha?!"

"The reason I saved you was because money is also subjective; it only holds value because we deem it so. But death is not, death is and forever will be equal. For that, the answer was simple."

"Oh... I see." My answer doesn't exactly please her, but it's better than nothing.

"Why do you look so dejected?"

(◞દ◟;) "Well... you basically just said that you see me as a terrible person."

"Hmm, I didn't say I saw it that way. That was more a cumulation of popular morals. In my eyes you're smart, inventive, attractive, driven, and creative."

"You're just saying that."

"Well, I won't lie, you're also pushy. But its as I said earlier, morals and money are subjective. And in my subjective eyes your beautiful."

"Do you really think all that? You're not just lying to make me feel better?"

"You're going to learn pretty fast that I'm a terrible person; I wouldn't do something kind like that."

She just giggles. "I don't think you're a terrible person, you did save me after all."

Despite this whole thing being a little odd and me inadvertently insulting her, she hasn't up and left, and she's still playing with my dick like it's a new toy.

Plus, if it's her first time, I'm going to have to be the one to make the first move. Guess the balls in my court.

I smirk, leaning in. "You know, something I really do like about you was your persona. I found the act quite cute, a smaller snake attempting to consume a bigger one."

Her eyes widen as her head whips up to face me. She now smirks, matching my primal attitude. "Hmm? Is that right? What makes you the bigger snake?"

As I lie back, naked on the bed, she presses her bunny suited body against mine. Reaching her hand down, she jerks the skin of my dick up and down.

Pulling her face closer, I wink. "Experience."

Now we were playing a game of chicken, we already knew what was coming next, but we were dictating who will be taking control.

"Too bad that I-"

Pulling her in, I strike first, forcing her head on my lips. I muffle her gasp with my tongue as I begin exploring deep into her mouth.

Wait... ( ㅍ _ㅍ) if she was just sucking my- No, I don't even want to think about that. Just live in the present, Graves. (╥ᆺ╥;)