NOVEL NEXT Chapter 486: Something Better Than the Original Ones!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 486 Something Better Than the Original Ones!
The quick-eyed Gedoumaru immediately bent over and dragged Gintoki to the outside of the ring.
It was worth mentioning that just as the two left, Bontenmaru's sword arrived. The floor where Gintoki had just been was directly smashed into pieces by the sword in Bontenmaru's hand!
[Team Ketsuno has successfully pulled off a switch with Contestant Seimei!] A host over there, who couldn't tell who it was, explained loudly again.
Outside the arena, Seimei hurriedly rushed toward Gintoki, bent down, and began to check Gintoki's condition.
"Hey! Get a grip!" Seimei supported Gintoki's upper body.
"Gintoki-sama, are you alright?" Gedoumaru looked at Gintoki on the ground who had lost consciousness.
"Kin-chan!" Kagura walked over and pretended to be sad.
"Jintoki!" At the same time, Kawaki wiped away his tears and walked over, "I will always remember your golden balls!"
[However, Contestant Sakata is not coming to! He may never stand again.] The host once again explained, [In other words, it can no longer be used.]
Looking at the obvious sunken part of Gintoki's body, Seimei gritted his teeth and blamed himself, "I didn't expect things to turn out like this. I'm sorry. I only know how to do useless things. If I was a bit faster earlier, I would have been able to catch up..."
"Um, Seimei-san, although it's a little off-putting for me to say this, but..." As he spoke, Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and pointed at Kawaki and Kagura, "It's all their fault! It has nothing to do with you!"
"No, it's my fault. But there's still hope if we hurry!" Seimei shook his head and then took out a paper figurine that summoned Shikigami, "I summon you, Kuzunoha!"
With a bang, a woman wearing a dark blue kimono appears in front of everyone. She has yellowish-brown hair, a fox tail behind her, and two fox ears on her head.
"You call, Seimei-sama?" Kuzunoha asked Seimei.
"Kuzunoha, join Gedoumaru in healing this man." Seimei stood up and ordered Kuzunoha, "You take Sasuke while Gedoumaru takes Bossun."
(Note: Bossun is Yusuke's nickname in Sket Dance.)
After saying that, Seimei turned around and jumped over the rope to enter the boxing ring.
"Very well." Kuzunoha subconsciously responded, but in the next moment, she suddenly responded, "And who the hell is Bossun?!"
"Wait!" Kawaki suddenly shouted, "Although this matter has nothing to do with me and Kagura, as Jintoki's friend I still want to contribute! Kagura, take that out!"
"Huh? I want to take it back and show it to the others-aru..." Kagura said reluctantly.
"That's enough, take it out quickly!" Kawaki said with a serious expression, "I believe that with that, we can definitely help Gintoki!"
"Tsk!" Kagura spat in displeasure, and then reluctantly took out two golden and mosaic-shaped balls from behind her.
"Oh! With this, Gintoki-sama will definitely be able to recover!" Gedoumaru exclaimed, "It's balls! There is no doubt that it's balls! Seimei-sama, please quickly return these two balls to Gintoki-sama's throne!"
"Yes! Seimei-sama! With this, you can save a lot of effort!" Kuzunoha said in surprise.
"It's great that you were able to find such complete balls," Seimei said happily.
With that, Seimei raised his right index finger and middle finger up, preparing to control these two unfamiliar balls to send them to Gintoki's throne.
[Oh! What a blessing for Team Ketsuno!] the host shouted again, [They found two well-preserved gold nuggets! In this way, Contestant Gintoki can regain consciousness immediately!]
"Tsk!" On the other side, Douman clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, "I didn't expect them to have extra gold nuggets! Damn it!"
"Wait a minute!" Veins popped up on Shinpachi's face. He pointed at the two balls in Kagura's hands that were bigger than basketballs, "No matter how you look at it, you can't use those things! The difference in size was too big! Why did you just go on like that?! Why do you think Gin-san can be resurrected by putting that kind of thing on?! No way! Yin Sang's bladder is not that big at all! It will burst!"
"How will you know if you don't try?" Kawaki shrugged and said indifferently.
"You should know this even without trying! Absolutely not!" Shinpachi retorted crazily, "Speaking of which, where did you find this kind of thing?! What on earth could have such big balls?!"
"The Shikigami that was just eaten," Kawaki pointed to Yashamaru's white bones not far behind him, "I found it by chance when I was marinating. It's very elastic, and it's not a problem to directly treat it as a basketball. I believe Jin will definitely like it very much."
"Aren't the two of you too amazing! Did you really eat that?" Shinpachi was in a bad mood, "Did you make a good Shikigami into a barbecue and eat it?"
"The taste is surprisingly good." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled. Then he glanced at Gedoumaru and Kuzunoha indifferently, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
"It tastes quite similar to beef-aru." Kagura glanced at Gedoumaru and Kuzunoha, imitating Kawaki's smile and revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
However, what was different from Kawaki was that the corners of Kagura's mouth were drooling.
Kuzunoha and Gedoumaru, who were frightened by the two people, quickly hid behind Shinpachi.
"Actually, our meat is not delicious." Gedoumaru smiled awkwardly, "Please don't stare at us, Kawaki-sama."
"Don't worry, you don't seem to have much meat." Kawaki waved his hand and smiled, "But... if you still dare to casually smash other people's equipment in their rooms, then don't complain if they accidentally turn you into a barbecue~"
After saying this, Kawaki turned to look at Seimei and said, "Don't hesitate, let's do it quickly. I believe Gintoki will be able to control Big Sasuke and Big Yusuke well."
Seimei nodded and raised his right index finger and middle finger again.
"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi quickly raised his hand and shouted, "You should ask Gin-san for his opinion on this matter first!"
"Leave it to me!" As he spoke, Kawaki came in front of Gintoki, bent down, and shouted seriously, "Gintoki! There are two models of golden balls for you to choose from! One is an original, the other is an enhanced version! Which one do you want"
"Original... Original... Original..." Gintoki only repeated the original word in his mouth.
"So it turns out that you also want an enhanced version!" Kawaki added Gintoki's words to himself, and then looked at Seimei and nodded.
Seimei signaled, and with a few operations, the two big basketballs in Kagura's hands instantly returned to Gintoki's table tennis-sized throne.
"Um... Can I retort?" Shinpachi pushed up his glasses, looked at the two high bulges between Gintoki's legs, and asked expressionlessly.
"No, no need," Kawaki replied without hesitation.
"Alright, the balls have returned to the throne. Now, let him have a good rest." After nodding, Seimei turned around and walked toward the center of the boxing ring.
"Seimei-sama..." Gedoumaru called out worriedly.
"Don't worry. Leave the rest to me." Seimei replied without looking back.
"Seimei-sama, I can also play." Kuzunoha glanced at Kawaki who was smiling at her with narrowed eyes. She could not help but swallow a mouthful of saliva and hurriedly shouted at Seimei.
"No, no need," Seimei said as he walked toward the center of the boxing ring.
"Hahahahaha!" Outside the arena, Douman suddenly laughed. Then, he mocked Seimei, who had walked to the center of the boxing ring and stopped to face Bontenmaru, "Have you lost your mind, Seimei? Your Shikigami has been dispatched all over Edo, limiting your powers, and now your last one was outside the ring? An Onmyoji without Shikigami is like a samurai without his sword! You believe you can defeat Bontenmaru bare-handed?!"
Just as Douman finished speaking, Bontenmaru raised the sword in his hand and swung it down at Seimei.
Boom!!!
After a loud noise, Seimei's position was instantly covered in smoke.
"Seimei-san!" Shinpachi shouted.
"Calm down, Shinpachi." Kawaki glanced at Shinpachi indifferently, "It's fine, because..."
Before Kawaki could finish speaking, Seimei's voice, whose emotions could not be distinguished, suddenly came from the smoke.
"I can no longer see. Douman, it appears that I've lost sight of myself again. But this time, I care not about duty, honor, tradition, the Bakufu..."
Along with Seimei's continuous words, the smoke gradually dispersed. Only then did everyone see the scene inside clearly. They saw that Seimei, who was still standing in place, blocked Bontenmaru's sword with one hand.
"... nor of our long struggle with the Shirino clan." Seimei had his head lowered unable to tell whether he was sad or happy, "I see nothing at all..."
"Impossible! He withstood an attack from a Shikigami unarmed?!" Outside the arena, Douman looked at the scene in front of him in shock. However, Douman immediately noticed something and muttered in a low voice, "Ah! What's this... Seimei's power is rapidly growing..."
A clear sound like glass shattering rang out, and the sword in Bontenmaru's hand directly shattered into powder!
"Could it be..." Douman unconsciously widened his eyes and gnashed his teeth, "Seimei... you bastard! You've unsummoned the countless Shikigami watching over Edo to focus all of your power! Your actions will cause you to be dismissed as a protector of Edo!"