Chapter 485: Gin Lose His Kintama(Golden Balls)!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 485 Gin Lose His Kintama(Golden Balls)!
[Oh, amazing! Contestant Seimei has instantly restored the balls to their throne without entering the ring!]
"Shouldn't I be retorting? At a time like this, I should definitely retort, right?" Kawaki pointed at the situation on the stage and said to Kagura, "No matter how you look at it, you should retort, right? Why did it go back so easily? No, before I retort this, I should first retort about why it fell out, right? Hey, what should I do? What should I do in this situation? Where should I start? Vomiting? By the way, why haven't the glasses responsible for retorting come back yet?"
"If you can't do it, then forget about it little uncle." Kagura said to Kawaki very seriously.
At the same time, on the other side, Douman, who had just smeared the cool anti-inflammatory medicine on his anus, also returned to the boxing ring rope.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Douman did not think about it at all. He pointed his right thumb down.
"Don't even think about succeeding!"
As soon as Douman finished speaking, Gintoki's two golden mosaic balls fell heavily to the ground from the bottom of his pants.
"Ah——!!" Looking at the two golden balls under his feet, Gintoki held his head and shouted at the sky.
"I won't let you have your way! Seimei!" Douman pointed his thumb down again, not giving in at all.
Therefore, under the control of the two of them, Gintoki's two golden balls flew around in the boxing ring and Gintoki chased his two golden balls everywhere.
[An unexpected battle has erupted outside the ring!] The host watched as Gintoki chased his two golden balls flying everywhere. The host shouted with some excitement, [Contestant Seimei and Contestant Douman are engaged in an intense battle over the golden balls that can't be followed by the naked eye!]
"The hell are you people doing with my balls?!" Gintoki shouted hoarsely at Seimei and Douman who were outside the boxing ring.
"Damn it! Go up!" Seimei controlled Gintoki's golden balls to fly straight up.
"Down you go!" Douman hurriedly controlled Gintoki's golden balls to descend.
Seimei, "I fake up and go down!"
Douman: "I fake down and go down!"
Seimei, "I go straight down!!"
Gintoki watched as his golden balls fell heavily to the ground under their control.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Gintoki cried out in pain, and then shouted angrily, "Hey, freaks! You're both just smashing them against the floor!"
"Hmph! There's no end to this..." Seimei shouted at Douman, "Douman! I have a proposal."
"What is it? Seimei!"
"There are two balls. I will take the right, while you take the left. Each in control of one." Seimei suggested.
"Why?!" Gintoki covered his face and shouted. Then, he heavily punched the floor, "Why are you dividing up my balls?!"
"Amusing!" Douman replied, "A battle where we each control one ball and make them fight?"
Seeing the two golden balls in front of him flying in two different directions(Seimei and Douman), Gintoki roared, "Why are you making them fight?! What kind of fight is this?!"
"Go! Sasuke!"
After shouting, Douman controlled Gintoki's golden ball to charge at Seimei.
[GT01 - Sasuke - Taste in ladies: kind girls.]
The golden balls under Douman's control had similar words.
"Who the hell is Sasuke?!" Gintoki cursed.
"Go! Yusuke!"
Seimei controlled Gintoki's other golden ball to move forward.
[GT02 - Yusuke - Taste in ladies: Secret.]
"Don't give other people's golden balls names as if nothing happened!" Gintoki reminded loudly.
Just like that, Gintoki's two golden balls continuously collided in the air above the boxing ring. Every time they collided, there was a clanging sound. If there were no screams from Gintoki below, it would be pleasing to the ears.
[Oh! We have a second intense battle outside the ring!] The host explained passionately.
"Ow! Ow! Cut that out, damn it!" Gintoki shouted with a face full of pain.
However, Seimie and Douman did not react at all. They still controlled the golden balls they controlled with serious expressions.
[They are channeling the golden balls! A proxy battle through the golden balls! Ball crashing against ball! Will the right one reach the throne?! Or will the left one prevail?!]
"No matter which side, Send them both back! Ow!" Gintoki chased the two golden balls flying around and shouted at the same time, "They're being crushed! Please stop! Get along with each other! You two are twins, remember?! The Sket-dan and student council may do different things, but they both want to help people in the end! Somebody stop this fight!! Huh? Stop?"
Gintoki suddenly felt something and looked up at the two golden balls in the air, "What's going on? Are you ready to make up?"
"Gintoki——!" Kawaki standing next to Seimei and holding a game controller in his hand, shouted to Gintok, "Don't worry! Leave the rest to me! Yusuke will never lose!"
"Gin-chan——! Leave Sasuke to me-aru!" Kagura, who had come to Douman at some point in time and was also holding a game controller, shouted.
"What are you two planning to do?" Gintoki narrowed his eyes and asked expressionlessly.
"Alright, that's it." Seimei pasted a piece of paper on the game controller in Kawaki's hand and then patted Kawaki's shoulder. "I'll leave it to you!"
"Don't worry, in-law." Kawaki chuckled, "Even in fighting games, I'm very good at it!"
At the same time, on the other side, Douman also pasted a piece of paper on the game controller in Kagura's hand. At the same time, he asked with some uncertainty, "Can I really leave it to you? That man doesn't look like an ordinary person."
"Don't worry!" Kagura snorted, "Little Uncle doesn't know anything about fighting games! All he likes is FPS games!"
"Alright! Start!" Kawaki and Kagura shouted at the same time, then pressed the button on the controller at the same time.
Because of the talisman paper, the control rights of the two golden balls were also transferred to the game controller.
[Oh! There's actually a new player in the Golden Balls Battle!] The host exclaimed, [The second round of the Golden Balls Battle starts again!]
"Hey! Which side are you two on?!" Gintoki shouted angrily.
"Of course it's Yusuke/Sasuke!!" Kawaki and Kagura shouted at the same time.
Then, Kagura and Kawaki pressed the X button on the controller at the same time.
After a very slight bang, the two golden balls exploded in the air at the same time.
"Ah, sorry, I forgot to tell you. In fact, the X key is the detonation key." Seimei said.
Kawaki / Kagura, "..."
Looking at the two pools of blood on the ground, Gintoki rolled his eyes and fell straight to the ground while covering his crotch. He fell heavily on the ground and fainted.
[Shattered!!] The host announced loudly, [Contestant Sakata won't be able to recover from this!]
After hearing the host's words, Kawaki and Kagura turned their faces away and whistled at the same time, as if they had nothing to do with it.
"You two..." Shinpachi, who had arrived at some point in time, looked at the two of them expressionlessly, "What exactly did they do?!"
"No, it has nothing to do with us. It's all because they didn't tell us in advance that there was a self-destruct button." Kawaki pointed at Seimei and said to Shinpachi.
"Yes-aru. I originally thought it was the return button." Kagura cupped her hands and nodded, "It has nothing to do with the two of us at all. Moreover, didn't we already help Gin-chan stop Kin-chan?"
"Kagura, no," Kawaki shook his head and raised his index finger, seriously correcting, "It's Jin-chan."
"No, it should be Kin(きん)-chan."
(Gold: Kin(きん) / Jin(金). Silver: Gin(ぎん). The difference between the two is that gold has less stoke than silver.)
"So that's how it is." Kawaki nodded and praised, "As expected of Kagura. She's really smart. But Kin or Jin are about the same."
"Hey! You two are just playing around!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and roared, "It's just because you saw Seimei-san and the others playing so enthusiastically that you wanted to join the fun, right?!"
"Don't just say the truth so casually, Shinpachi." Kawaki shook his head and chuckled.
"Or we will be embarrassed-aru." Kagura smiled and continued.
"You have to!" Shinpachi angrily shouted, "And now is not the time to talk about this! Gin-san is already..."
"Indeed, now is not the time to talk about this." Seimei on the side looked slightly solemn, and at the same time extended his hand to Kawaki and Kagura, "Sasuke and Yusuke exploded at the same time so the banker will take it all."
"Tskt!" Kawaki and Kagura said at the same time, and then at the same time, they took out a hundred yen coin and put it in Seimei's hand.
"That's not the main point!" Shinpachi retorted directly, "Is there such a rule?! Did you set up this kind of betting in the beginning?! Why did Seimei-san participate too? And he's still the banker!"
"No, I was just asked by the two of them." Seimei stuffed the two coins into his bosom and explained.
"Hey——!!"
At this time, Soan on the stage raised his hand to signal.
[Starting the count!] the host shouted.
"Who needs a count!" Soan's Shikigami Bontenmaru raised the sword in his hand toward Gintoki who was lying on the ground and shouted, "I'll crush his head and toss him out of the ring!"
"Gedoumaru!"
Just as the sword in Bontenmaru's hand fell, Seimei called out to Gedoumaru.