Chapter 482: In Fact, a Man’s Heart Changes at Will!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 482 In Fact, a Man's Heart Changes at Will!
"Stop——!!" Shinpachi hugged his head, his body almost twisting into a maggot. He shouted with a red face, "My heart's gonna burst!"
Kagura, who was at the side, just narrowed her eyes and stared at Shinpachi expressionlessly. Kawaki and the others below the arena actually had the same expression as Kagura.
"Is he an idiot?! Is that kid an idiot?! Is he really an idiot?!" Veins popped out on Gintoki's face as he grabbed onto Seimei's collar and shook him frantically.
"That... seems to be some sort of hallucination effect..." Kawaki crossed his arms over his chest with one hand and pinched his chin with the other as he pondered, "I always feel like... I've heard such an explanation somewhere..."
"Indeed, that was indeed the Pandemonium hallucinogenic effect." Seimei nodded, "Especially for such a simple virgin boy, the hallucinogenic effect is particularly obvious."
"How did you know?" Gintoki looked at Kawaki with a strange expression.
"I don't know either..." Kawaki shook his head. He lowered his head and thought quietly, "But I do have this feeling... When did someone say something like this to me..."
After saying that, Kawaki once again fell into deep thought.
At the same time, in the arena, Shinpachi clutched his chest, breathing heavily. His eyes were bloodshot as he looked at the Pandemonium in front of him.
'It's getting more and more difficult to eat you, I'm falling harder and harder for you...'
"Hey! Cut this out!" Gintoki shouted loudly, "This is a Pan-eating race! Why are you falling in love with the Pan?! "
"You...You don't need to hold back. Please eat me."
Pandemonium's gentle tone was like a gentle breeze that gently blew into Shinpachi's ears, and also into the depths of his heart.
'Stop it!!' Shinpachi felt as if his heart was about to jump out. He shook his head frantically, and at the same time, covered his heart as he thought, 'Stop talking!'
"Although it was my first time..." Pandemonion-san looked at Shinpachi with a gentle look and continued, "But it was also my last kiss. I have no more regrets. Thank you for making me feel like a girl at the end..."
After saying this, Pandemonium-san narrowed her eyes and revealed a very happy smile.
Shinpachi, who could no longer bear it, directly spat out a large mouthful of blood and then knelt on the ground. His eyes were wide open as he looked at Pandemonium-san above his head.
'I can't do it! How could I eat this lovely girl?!'
"What the hell is this idiot rambling about-aru?" Kagura said expressionlessly.
"Eat me quickly!" said Pandemonium-san to Shinpachi, "If I'm going to be eaten, I would rather it be by you."
"Shinpachi, eat it-aru." Kagura narrowed her eyes and reminded him.
At the same time, Yashamaru on the side finally managed to get the Pandemonion in front of him into his mouth and started chewing it.
[Meanwhile, Team Shirino has finished the Pan!] The host shouted, [Is Team Ketsuno about to lose?!]
You must hurry!" Pandemonium-san quickly shouted at Shinpachi, "That's right! Drop me to the floor so it's easier to eat me! Please hurry!"
"This is not a matter of convenience!" Shinpachi argued, "Your kindness is preventing me from..."
"Shinpachi, outta the way! Let me take care of this!"
As she spoke, Kagura pushed Shinpachi to the side, then jumped up and kicked the Pandemonium flying into the air.
"Ah——!!" Pandemoniun-san screamed in Shinpachi's mind.
"Pandemonium-san——!!" Shinpachi shouted with tears in his eyes.
With a snap, Pandemonium-sana happened to land on Yashamaru's mouth, who had his mouth open. The latter did not hesitate to close his mouth, chew, and swallow.
Shinpachi's expression froze for a moment, and then veins popped out, and his eyes were bloodshot. He shouted at Kagura, "What the hell are you doing?! Hey! Give Pandemonium-san back!"
"Ahahaha!" Outside the arena, Douman laughed loudly, "It looks like the result has come out! The strongest Onmyoji family is still the Shirino clan! Seimein, I'm sorry, you guys..."
Before Douman could finish speaking, Kagura directly kicked Yashamaru in the abdomen and shouted, "Not yet!"
[Whoa! Team Ketsuno has launched an attack!] The host cried out in alarm again. Looking at Yashamaru who was kicked to the ground and punched hard in the abdomen by Kagura, the host continued to explain, [A flurry of blows to the stomach. This is...? Could it be...?!]
"Spit it out——!!"
Finally, under Kagura's punch, Yashamaru spits out all the things in his stomach, and then quickly falls into a coma.
After that, all the onlookers, including Shinpachi, looked expressionlessly at Kagura, who was squatting in a puddle of mosaic next to the unconscious Yashamaru, constantly groping for something.
"Hmm... Where is it? I'm having a hard time finding it..." Kagura muttered to herself as she groped around. Then, she suddenly became happy, "Oh, here it is!"
Then, Kagura turned to look at Shinpachi and continued, "This thing ate two of them so I can't tell which is which, but which one do you want, Shinpachi?"
Looking at the two blurred objects in front of Kagura, everyone present covered their mouths and retched at the same time.
"How can I eat that?!" Shinpachi roared.
...
Clang!!
The gong that represented the end of the second match sounded.
[Team Shirino is disqualified for throwing up.] the host announced, [Team Ketsuno refused to eat and is also disqualified. The second match ends in a draw!]
"Tsk, a draw..." Kagura said with disdain, "Oh well. It's mostly Shinpachi's fault. I did what I could-aru."
Slapped!
Gintoki at the side, slapped the back of Kagura's head. He covered his mouth and nose while complaining with a black face, "It's mostly your fault. That was one hell of a grotesque fight. I feel sick now, damn it!"
"No, you did a good job." Seimei on the side praised loudly, "To be honest, I was amazed by your ability to knock out that fiend without any magic. I didn't expect that there was such a person besides that person."
"So you finally trust us, bro-bro?" In an instant, Gintoki beamed with joy.
"Who are you calling bro-bro!" Seimei reminded, "But then again, where is that man?"
"Kagura, over here, the Yashamaru here is almost ready." Kawaki, who was tying up the unconscious Yashamaru next to a bonfire and placing him on the grill, shouted at Kagura, "It's a food you've never tasted before, grilled Shikigami~"
"Oh! Grilled Shikigami!" Kagura instantly cheered and rushed over.
"Yashamaru!" Yasunori cried in pain, "Don't-!! Let go of my Yashamaru!"
"Sorry, sorry. I thought you didn't want it anymore." Kawaki scratched the back of his head and laughed dryly, "After all, you just left it on the ground over there. I was a little afraid of wasting it, so...but it doesn't matter, I'll leave a piece for you! I'll leave the thing between his legs for you!"
"Who wants that kind of thing!"
Seimei, "..."
At the same time, outside the venue, Shinpachi squatted in front of a small grave that had just been erected with a piece of paper with [Pandemonium-san] written on it. He closed his eyes and clasped his hands together, mourning with a sad expression.
"Please don't be sad, Shinpachi-kun."
All of a sudden, Pandemonium-san's voice came from the sky.
Hearing this, Shinpachi hurriedly opened his eyes, stood up, and raised his head to look at the dark sky that was still raining.
"I will always live in your heart."
"Pandemonium-san..." Shinpachi murmured with tears in his eyes, "Pandemonium-san, I will never forget the feeling of your soft lips."
"I will also never forget your soft-headedness." Gedoumaru hiding behind a tree, said in a fake voice.
...
In the venue.
"I appreciate the help. But I want you to leave if it gets dangerous." Seimei said to Gintoki and then glanced at Douman who was leading a group of Shirino Onmyoji toward the arena, "Crystel won't be able to smile if you all perish."
"Right back at you, bro-bro." As he spoke, Gintoki reached out to Seimei.
"Who are you calling bro-bro? Call me Seimei." Seimei stretched out his hand and held Gintoki's hand, "I won't be able to name you her husband without Crystel's permission, but I have the authority to consider you a friend."
"Nah, no thanks." Gintoki blurted out the words of rejection.
"Do you want me to curse you to death? You bastard..."
On the other side, Kawaki was eating the sizzling roasted Yashamaru. Of course, there was also Kagura.
"What happened? Why are you still crying?" Kawaki patted the shoulders of the Shirino Onmyoji named Yasunori, "Isn't it delicious? Isn't it? I'm quite confident in my own barbecue skills."
"Do you understand the meaning of Shikigami to Onmyoji?! They are like family! Do you know how sad I feel?!" Yasunori wiped away the tears that couldn't stop, and at the same time, he was still eating the meat of his family that he said.
"Hey, then stop..." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "You ate the most, didn't you?"
"Because..." Yasunori burst into tears again, "Because it was so delicious that it couldn't stop! Bastard!!"
Kawaki, Kagura, "..."