Lord God Investigator

Unexpectedly, Ranma’s mental breakdown is a cat, and Xiaodie’s mental breakdown starts to slaughter cats instead.

If you think about it, there is nothing unreasonable. Replaced by Luo Feng is Fluttershy, who is locked in a group of hungry cats to survive and can’t ask for death. What else can he do to survive without killing the cats?

After all, the comics of Ranma 1/2 are young, and the world rules deviate greatly from reality. From the beginning to the end of the comics, no creatures have died. The Meteor Butterfly Sword World is more realistic, let alone killing a few cats. , The massacre of seventy or eighty people is just waiting.

It’s just that I have my own set of numbers. It seems that I want to use the way of training Ranma to learn cat boxing to let Fluttershy learn cat boxing. Unless Fluttershy is brought to the world of “Ranma 1/2”, the world rules allow The absurd thing happened in reality like going crazy and becoming a cat.

But Luo Feng analyzed it again and found it wrong. Isn’t it ridiculous that Yang Guo learns from “The Heavenly Nets” in “The Legend of Condor Heroes”? Is there any essential difference between catching a sparrow and being caught by a cat?

The more he thought about it, the more headache he got. Luo Feng secretly decided that when he had a chance to enter the world of “Sculpture of Gods” in the future, he would definitely catch Yang Guo and shut him in the cave where he practiced the net position of heaven and earth. Cat, see if Daxia Yang can realize the Desolate Soul Palm by slaughtering cats.

After all, there is no right to speak without practice. Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. As a professional investigator, you still have to rely on experimental results to speak.

Thinking about it, the wooden door of the porcelain kiln was kicked open, and Xiaodie carried two broken dead cats angrily out of the **** of cats.

She is no longer the cute little cat when she first entered the cave. She has a disheveled hair, and the bikini cat outfit with little clothing has also torn into rags. The cat’s tail has long been known by which cat. Take it away, even the cat’s ear is only left.

Throwing two dead cats at Luo Feng’s feet, Xiaodie stared at him with red eyes, and said bitterly: “You know, I was so desperate four times in it that I wanted to hit myself to death so that I would not continue to suffer? Thinking that a baby cannot live without a mother, now I have become a corpse!”

She can’t die.

She cannot die for a reason.

There is only one reason, a reason that no woman can accept.

For this reason, she couldn’t even bear Ryu Kagawa’s touch, his hug, and the rubbing of his drunk mouth on her face.

Compared to the pain, being besieged by cats is nothing.

Luo Feng shrugged and said: “Behind any kind of broad glory, there are many little-known pains and hardships. I told you that it is harder to practice. I also know that someone is in a stone room to practice. It is blown by the wind that can crack gold and gravel! That martial arts is called “Fengzhu Gong”, and “Cat Claw Gong” is also called martial arts double martial arts, the cat’s claw that can only scratch the skin is compared with the Jiutian Gangfeng What is it?”

After finishing this sentence casually, Luo Feng turned on the display screen, opened the experiment record page, and asked Xiaodie: “When you were the most desperate, have you ever thought that if you are also a cat, you don’t have to be besieged by a cat?”

Fluttershy said coldly: “Never thought, you know that cats will attack cats desperately. I have seen cats that were besieged by other wild cats because they were fighting for territory, and that cat was torn to pieces by a group of wild cats!”

Luo Feng wrote on the experimental record: “The character thinking mode of the story world that is close to reality has an important negative impact on the skills of understanding certain fantasy and funny worlds.”

Fluttershy laughed miserably. She was not scratched by a few cat’s claws, because she was exposed and her delicate skin was almost exposed. Now she has no good skin on her body, and her face is covered with blood and white. His body and appearance were completely ruined, and even if he recovered from his injuries, he would still be an ugly monster with scars all over his body.

Xiaodie kept tears, and the tears flowed down her bruised cheeks mixed with blood and turned into tears of blood. She said every word: “Lu Renjia, I have no grievances with you, why do you keep repeating Fiddle with me? What’s the point of being alive by turning me into this look? If you want the lives of our mother and child, please give us a happy life, don’t torture people like this!”

Luo Feng’s face sank, and he said coldly: “Oh? Are you afraid of leaving scars and becoming ugly? What’s wrong with becoming ugly? Lu Kagawa will disgust when he sees you, wouldn’t he stop occupying you? You can Have you enjoyed a peaceful life with your son.”

Xiaodie was stunned. She really didn’t expect this. If she became an ugly monster, would Lu Kagawa come to torture her? I’m afraid I will never want to see her again.

Butterflies are beautiful, so they always have to be hurt, and even made into specimens for collection. But what about the caterpillar before the butterfly turns into a cocoon? Who would catch a poisonous caterpillar to play and appreciate, only the farther away from the caterpillar, the better.

Beauty is so fragile and alluring, and ugliness is also a kind of protective color in the cruel world of the weak.

But… But… I always feel that this is not the ending she wants, she can’t accept that she can live with her ugly face.

Xiaodie fell into a battle between heaven and man, and fell to her knees.

Luo Feng’s eyes sharpened, and he continued coldly: “As the saying goes, a child is not too ugly. Even if you become an ugly monster, you are still the most beautiful mother in your baby’s heart. If you leave Lu Kagawa, your baby’s life is safe. Isn’t this the best way? You used scissors to ruin your skin. The freedom you dream of and the life of your son can be preserved. Since you can’t make this choice, I will do it for you. , What can you complain about?”

Xiaodie shook her head blankly, she was plunged into chaos, Lu Renjia’s words poked in her heart like a knife.

Yes, if she was humiliated and ruined her beautiful face and became an ugly monster, she would not continue to be humiliated, but she could not make that choice, and no beautiful woman would make that choice. .

“No…” Xiaodie murmured with blood and tears: “It shouldn’t be like this, beauty is not a crime, and shouldn’t be punished like this.”

Luo Feng sneered close and looked at her scarred face and said, “You feel desperate in the cave? Now it is painful to be disfigured?”

Xiaodie looked at him as if looking at a hideous devil, her eyes were full of fear, and she nodded subconsciously.

Luo Feng said coldly: “The **** was also very desperate when he was beaten by Lu Kagawa. After that handsome face was beaten, he also felt very painful. If I didn’t save him, he would have turned into crooked limbs. Meat, compared to him, you are already very good, aren’t you?”

Xiaodie was shrouded in fear. She only felt that Lu Renjia, who claimed to be an immortal, was not an immortal at all, but a ghost from hell, who was using his birth and death record to settle his sins.

Luo Feng continued: “You know that Ryu Kagawa will not let any man trying to get close to you go. Why do you want to date that dude? He was so dazed by the dude, like a bug caught in a spider web. I couldn’t get rid of it, and I was finally beaten to death by Yul Kagawa? Are you a butterfly or a black widow spider?”

Xiaodie lowered her head and whispered: “I don’t know… I don’t know why I asked him…”

Luo Feng sneered: “If I never showed up, you went to an appointment to see the corpse of a playboy, and saw a man who loved you wildly died because of you, would you die for him?”

Fluttershy didn’t dare to raise her head and answer this question.

Luo Feng did not intend to let her go: “How long will you be sad for him? One year? One month? One day? Or one hour!”

Xiaodie shuddered, and she also did not dare to answer this question.

“Ha ha.”

Luo Feng chuckled softly: “Because you have been hurt by a man, you relied on your beautiful appearance and elusive femininity to harm another innocent man. Seeing men fighting for you, beating you, and for you And death, are you happy? Anyway, you are not too sad! Did you have any grudges or grudges against you? You have now turned him into a disfigured ugly monster, and you feel a little guilty in your heart?”

Fluttershy promise can not speak.

Luo Feng sternly said: “You think I’m a real person, Lu Renjia, as an immortal, will teach you the martial arts, let you trample all the men in the world under your feet with your martial arts, and then use your beauty and scheming to wantonly Play with them and make you the number one demon in the martial arts that is known for destroying and revenge men? You won’t think about it the other way around, I will teach Kagawa’s outstanding martial arts so that he has the ability to harm more women like you? In the eyes of the fairy, what are the differences between you and Lu Kagawa?”

This is the truth and retribution!

Fluttershy remembered the origin of the “dog leg” allusion that the living Buddha of Jigong used spells to exchange dog legs for the rich. Lu Renjia, who is aliased as “Laughter Fairy”, did what he did, not just like Jigong, who made himself full after some tricks. The cat’s paw scar becomes a “cat paw”.

Isn’t his self-proclaimed “Laughter Immortal” the opposite of “Le Kong Zhenren”?

The immortal was obviously ridiculing his own emptiness and color, and was fascinated by the hue. After the skin was hurt, he complained that he had a different mind. On the contrary, he used the skin to harm other innocent teenagers.

He also said long ago: “The ordinary people have no distinction between emptiness and color…” In fact, he has already broken his identity, but he is obsessed with it. He rushes all the way to the ultimate martial arts, hoping to learn martial arts and gain “freedom.”

With my previous “don’t care about everything, but ask for a drunkenness” disposition, once you get the ultimate martial arts, the so-called “freedom” you pursue is afraid that more men like playboys will suffer.

Although he had seen all the weird things and the immortal also reminded and warned everywhere, but he did not wake up for a long time, and finally fell into the trap and swallowed the bitter fruit of disfigurement.

Xiaodie was full of regret in her heart, but she also woke up. This lustful fairy saw through the little haze hidden in her heart, just like the living Buddha of Jigong teasing common sinners and taught herself a lesson that will never be remembered.

The immortal left a ray of life, but did not want her own life, and let her depend on her son as an ugly mother. This should be the ultimate destination of a normal woman.

When a woman becomes a mother, her neon feather coat will be pressed on the bottom of the box, and cat-scratch wrinkles will climb up to her once charming and beautiful face, eventually turning her into an ugly monster, and all her dreams of spring will be transformed. For the selfless and endless love for children.

Fluttershy felt that she had realized something.

“Xiaodie, you know you are wrong!”

Looking up again, the thunderous Lu Renjia exuded an astonishing spirit, and the endless coercion enveloped the fields, like the majesty of the sky, the real **** is coming.

This call was like a divine enlightenment. Fluttershy body trembled and bowed respectfully: “The fairy is here. Fluttershy knows that he is wrong. From now on, Fluttershy will live in the world with this ugly appearance. Fluttershy will cultivate her character and raise her children with peace of mind. , Don’t dare to linger and harm others and yourself.”

“Hahahahaha…”

The fairy stroked the non-existent long beard and laughed.

When he laughed enough, he turned into a scroll made of unknown leather, unfolded the scroll, and a green light shone on Fluttershy’s scarred body. In the light, Fluttershy felt extremely warm and the pain disappeared.

The light dissipated, and she was surprised to find that her skin was as smooth and tender as water, and her delicate face was completely restored!

The fairy took out another card with a girl with braids printed on it. The girl’s posture and expression looked like a big civet cat turned into a human being.

The white light of the card flashed and disappeared. Fluttershy felt a surge of power in her body. A message appeared in her mind out of thin air: “The skill card’Cat Fist’ has been used, and she has acquired the’Cat Fist’ skill. “

She stared at the majestic fairy in front of her in a daze, and marveled at the fairy arts performed by the fairy.

The corner of Luo Feng’s mouth raised, dissipating the mental aura of the Great Master of “Datang World”, and then put away the scroll of “High-Level Healing” that became a whiteboard after use.

He smiled at the stunned Xiaodie: “My fairy is very reasonable. If I want to enlighten you, I will enlighten you. My dear boy, you have only passed the test and entered my door wall now, so don’t you want to officially worship. Ever been a teacher?”