Chapter 37 - Immortal apprentice
The immortal with his head stuck in the roof and his legs hanging in the air remained silent for a long time, so that Xiaodie planned to ask someone to collect the corpse of the immortal before muffled and said, “If I said that this was intentional, do you believe it?”
Xiaodie was taken aback, thinking that the fairy was cheating on a corpse. He looked up for a while and saw his chest rise and fall, only to know that the fairy was not dead, but he was relieved.
She squeezed a smile and said, “The fairy is eccentric, and how can a mortal dare to guess the meaning of the fairy? The lecherous fairy brother believes whatever Fluttershy said.”
Luo Feng then stretched out his hand, pressed the wooden corrugated tile stuck to his neck, pulled his head out with a little force, and fell to the ground.
Patting the ash on his head, Luo Feng said, “Have you ever seen someone hit the roof with their head without being injured?”
Xiaodie shook his head and said, “I have never seen this. I have never even seen anyone hit the roof with their head.”
A blue vein appeared on Luo Feng’s forehead and he sighed deeply. A pair of black sunglasses appeared in the palm of his hand. He put on the sunglasses and patted his hand again. A small black stick made of unknown material appeared in his hand again.
He smiled and said to Xiaodie: “This fairy family will show you something like a baby, you stare at the red light on the stick…”
Fluttershy covered her eyes and said, “I don’t look at it, it must be some kind of soul-catching evil.”
Luo Feng had to put away the sunglasses and the little stick, and sighed: “It’s nothing, it’s not the first time. This fairy family will ask you if you want to be my disciple.”
Fluttershy covered her eyes with her fingers exposing a gap, peeking at the fairy who had put away the weird glasses and the weirder black stick before putting her hand down.
She carefully watched the gray-headed immortal up and down, pushing Jinshan down Yuzhu and kneeling in front of Luo Feng, and said solemnly: “Master is here, please be respected by disciple Xiaodie!”
Only then did Luo Feng smile at the non-existent long beard.
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Sitting in the chair of the teacher, drank the apprenticeship tea from Xiaodie, Luo Feng said: “My dear disciple, immortals will send some apprenticeships when accepting apprentices. For example, my brother Tai 2 real apprentices will give away the world circle. Hun Tian Ling and Hot Wheels, I will give you a meeting gift as a teacher.”
Xiaodie slanderously said that the little girl is studying, don’t lie to me, that is Taiyi real person, but she didn’t show it, and smiled sweetly: “Then thank you Master, I don’t know what fairy family baby to give Xiaodie? “
Luo Feng smiled, clapped his hands and a set of black leather tights appeared in his hands, handed the leather clothes to Xiaodie, and clapped his hands again, and a black leather whip appeared in the same way.
Luo Feng stroked his beard and said: “I will give you a set of treasure armor for your teacher, and then I will give you a magic weapon. Go and replace the treasure armor for your teacher.”
Seeing Lu Renjia’s ability to take photographs in the void, Xiaodie’s doubts about the identity of his self-proclaimed **** have dropped a bit, and he was a little eager to try that Baojia and the gods, but he did not know how to compare it to the universe, the sky and the wind. Will it be better.
She saluted Master Lu Renjia and ran to the wing room holding Baojia and Shenbing.
If the two of them don’t have the status of mentor and apprentice, Xiaodie doesn’t care when Lu Renjia’s face is undressed and changed. Anyway, the **** fairy has already seen and touched him, and there is no need to hide it.
However, the two are now commensurate with their masters and apprentices, but Xiaodie is unwilling to be too indulgent in front of her lustful master, lest the immortal master is disrespectful of the old, and suddenly an ethical tragedy is caused by the brutality.
Back to the wing room, facing the bronze mirror and putting on the armor, the more Fluttershy is changed, the more suspicious it is. This armor fits well when worn on the body. It is too exposed and too close to the body. What should be exposed should not be exposed. It’s all exposed, and it would be too shameful to walk under the crowd in a treasure armor.
Fortunately, the helmet attached to the treasure armor can cover the head, only revealing the chin, not afraid of being recognized by others.
Xiaodie Xin said that she deserves to call herself a lustful fairy, and she also doesn’t know which famous mountain and big river to open a spiritual practice site, so that female disciples can dress like this, it is really shameless, I am afraid that it is also a scum in the realm of comprehension.
After putting on the helmet and taking a look at the bronze mirror, Fluttershy felt like a **** cat refined into a human being, and that black whip was like a **** cat swinging its tail.
However, she unexpectedly felt that she was also very beautiful in this way, her armor was extremely tight and her body curve was highlighted, she looked mysterious, mighty, agile, and seductive.
Fluttershy walked out of the wing room with some twists and came to Luo Feng. Luo Feng met with his palm and smiled: “Sure enough, this image is the most suitable for you. In the future, if you walk the rivers and lakes, you must wear this armor to show our power. “
Xiaodie put her arms around her chest. She felt that dressing like this was more shameful than being naked, and she shook her head and said: “Master, you can’t walk without walking. If you walk in the rivers and lakes in this way, it is strange that the rumors of the rivers and lakes do not pass me on as a demon!”
Luo Feng smiled and said, “What’s wrong with being a demon girl, men are afraid of being a demon girl! Do you still want to be a beautiful butterfly caught in a book page and dried?”
Fluttershy’s heart moved, and the arms holding her chest were also lowered, which seemed a lot more natural.
Luo Feng said, “This is the legacy of a friend of mine. It is a black cat spirit who is transformed into this armor, and a tail becomes the whip. You have to inherit her treasure. Her last will, from now on will let the name of’Catwoman’ be spread in the arena.”
Catwoman?
Fluttershy recalled that she was wearing this tight armor, but the truth was that she was a **** cat. I was afraid that she didn’t need to promote the name “Catwoman”. He used the habit of nicknamed others by the people of the rivers and lakes, 90% of the time. She will be called “Catwoman” too.
Luo Feng stared at Fluttershy who was dressed as Catwoman for a long time, then shook his head and said: “You don’t look like a god. You lack the confidence and unruly of Catwoman. You still need to train your teacher…cough and teach.”
Xiaodie’s ears were very pointed. Hearing Luo Feng pretending to cough and chant the word, his vigilance soared. He stared suspiciously at the cheap master, and his heart should never be taken advantage of by him.
Luo Feng said, “Xiaodie, you seem to like butterflies?”
Fluttershy nodded.
Luo Feng said again: “Then do you like cats that will rush when you see butterflies?”
Fluttershy shook her head and said, “The cat was unfamiliar. She was still acting like a baby in your arms the day before. Then she ran away the next day. After a few days, she suddenly ran back to beg for food. It was hot and cold. It makes people feel uneasy.”
Luo Feng said meaningfully and authentically: “In the eyes of that playboy, aren’t you just a cat? Why can you treat the **** with the attitude of a cat, but dare not use the attitude of a cat to the person who has hurt you?”
Xiaodie was asked and didn’t know how to answer.
Luo Feng said: “You actually have the nature of a cat, but you are suppressed by the shadows. Let the teacher help you release your nature, so that you dare to show a cat attitude to any man.”
Fluttershy was stunned, and he was able to take the posture of a cat to all men. Wouldn’t all men be overwhelmed like a playboy, unable to extricate themselves?
Will she become such a woman? Xiaodie couldn’t help but look forward to it.