Chapter 36 - The **** of death
Luo Feng said: “Don’t you ever think about not relying on men and changing everything with your own strength?”
Xiaodie smiled, smiling very indifferently, just twitching the corner of her mouth slightly, as if she had no strength to laugh, but had to be amused by Luo Feng’s words.
Luo Feng continued: “I won’t help you kill, and I can’t protect you half-step, but I can give you strength.”
Xiaodie’s eyes widened, as if she had seen a god, she simply asked, “Are you a god?”
Luo Feng nodded and said: “Yes!”
Xiaodie’s eyes became wider and watery, but she looked at Luo Feng as if she was looking at a magic stick.
Luo Feng sighed helplessly: “Why no one believes me when I tell the truth?”
Xiaodie sneered and said: “Is the immortal like you? Leave at least three feet of beard, change to the robes and put the fairy sword on the back.”
Luo Fengxu caressed the non-existent white beard and said leisurely: “It’s just a skin. Mortals are just blinded by color and can’t see through. Is it strange for an immortal like me? There are also immortals with leprosy heads and mud all over , The hat is torn, the shoes are torn, a fan is torn, and the fairy is a **** on crutches, and there is even a fairy who turns into a beauty and rubs a big car…”
Xiaodie is also a woman who reads poetry and books. She knows that Lu Renjia is talking about Jigong Living Buddha, Tieguai Li and Huo De Xingjun. It is not impossible for immortals to change their images to enlighten lay people, and it is not impossible to enlighten a young woman with the image of a young and healthy young man.
Fluttershy still doubted: “Will gods come to mortal indecent girls?”
Luo Feng’s eyes curled up and said, “I am a lecherous fairy.”
Fluttershy said in surprise: “There are lustful immortals too?”
Luo Feng said: “No, there are immortals who are indecent to Chang’e, and some who go down to catch the queen and become the wife of the village. The reason for us is that the top management is strict, the river crab is powerful, and there are few lecherous immortals. The immortals in the extreme west can be paid. Some have turned into bulls to hook up with beauties, Hong Xing has come out of the wall, and some even have their own daughters, brothers, mothers, granddaughters, grandpas, and grandma. That’s a mess.”
Fluttershy knew that it was the Pig Bajie who was insulting Chang’e, which was regarded as an immortal, and it was the Bodhisattva’s mount Jin Maozhen who went down to catch the queen and become the wife of the village.
She doesn’t even know the fairy tales of the extreme west, and she is worthy of being a fairy in such a mess, it is a group of beasts!
Luo Feng continued: “Laughter immortal is best to be a teacher. I know another lecherous immortal, and his own skills are average, but the ability to teach an apprentice is a great, good apprentice. You promise you won’t suffer. , If you can’t get it right, you won’t be able to study again for free in the next term.”
Xiaodie looked at him sideways and felt that this person was talking nonsense.
Luo Feng didn’t seem to see Xiaodie’s contemptuous gaze, and continued: “Every disciple of the lecherous immortal is incredibly strong. The first disciple, known as the “golden glitter,” travels through the space like a stroll in a leisurely courtyard. The little Taoist through the wall is much more powerful. The remaining few brothers formed a secret organization, originally intending to defend the earth and maintain world peace, but in the end they were deceived and used, and almost destroyed the world. Even their masters are lustful immortals. I can’t stop it. Guess what that **** fairy will do?”
Xiaodie said coldly, “What did he do?”
Luo Feng said: “The lecherous immortal accepted another apprentice. The apprentice’s aptitude is still very poor, and even has some problems with IQ. He is a straight-headed stupid apprentice. I never thought that since that stupid apprentice has followed the lecherous immortal, his skills have been advancing by leaps and bounds, only three years. After a lot of effort to cultivate a perfect immortal technique, he defeated all the brothers, and defeated the black hand who used his brothers, and saved the entire Ninja World!”
After telling the story, Luo Feng cleared his throat and said to Xiaodie: “Now there is a lecherous fairy standing in front of you. He is predestined with you. He wants to enlighten you and accept you as an apprentice. If you don’t hurry to bow down, this opportunity will be your life. The blessings of repair.”
Xiaodie said with a cold face: “Are there any girls among the apprentices of the lecherous immortal you mentioned?”
Luo Feng was taken aback, thought for a moment, and slapped his hands: “Why not, there is one, whose name is Xiao Nan!”
Xiaodie said, “Is the girl named Xiao Nan an ugly mother, Zhong Liyan, right?”
Luo Feng shook his head and said, “Little Nan girl is a great beauty with a very good temperament and gentle personality!”
Fluttershy said: “Then the little Nan girl didn’t get the thief of the lecherous fairy?”
Luo Feng embarrassed: “When the eros immortal became Xiao Nan’s master, Xiao Nan was still young and a child. Although the eros immortal was a bit lustful, he wouldn’t act like this.”
Xiaodie said, “I am not a child, I have children.”
Luo Feng muttered displeasedly: “A few pieces of tofu will exchange your skills, and you are still picking and choosing. Other little girls are crying and begging me, but I don’t even bother to eat them.”
Fluttershy took a deep breath, knowing that she could not beat him, and she could only endure being so fooled, she smiled and said: “Then this **** fairy brother, Fluttershy is a mortal, who has eyes but doesn’t know Taishan, not like you Fluttering with Xianshu opened her eyes to Xiaodie, and Xiaodie believed it.”
Luo Feng said: “It’s easy!”
After that, he clapped a bamboo dragonfly played by a child and appeared in the palm of his hand. He placed the bamboo dragonfly on the top of his head and the blades spun quickly. Luo Feng’s figure slowly floated up and floated in the air!
Xiaodie was so surprised that he couldn’t close his mouth from ear to ear. This man is really a **** who can fly!
Luo Feng is a master of martial arts side, a martial arts industry has reached the level of transformation, surpassing the great master of the Tang Dynasty world, and reaching the state of breaking through the innate pursuit of broken void.
But there is a big flaw on the side of martial arts, unless you reach the peak of martial arts, you can get the flying ability to travel the world.
Even if it reaches the middle and high-level military realm of the legend of the emperor, the magical weapon Xuanqi, etc., it is still necessary to rely on the magic weapon and magic weapon to fly.
But it is not as good as the masters on the magic side, the cultivation side and the ability side, the realm is not high, but the flight is just idle.
If he wants to fly, he still has to rely on mounts, vehicles or black technology.
In the narrow indoor space, Luo Feng couldn’t find suitable props to take off for a while, remembering that there was a bamboo dragonfly in the Doraemon world in the storage space, so he used it.
Luo Feng’s body was suspended in the air, and he groaned loudly: “Sit alone when you are alone. The infinite world doesn’t know me. Only the old tree spirit from the south of the city knows the past of the gods.”
He danced around in the room, and continued to chant: “You traveled towards the Beihai curtain Cangwu, the green snake in your sleeves was bold. Three people in Yueyang didn’t know it, and Langyin flew over the Dongting Lake.”
Yin Pai stroked the non-existent beard and laughed loudly: “Hahahahaha…”
It’s a magnificent, elegant and refined atmosphere!
However, he was only handsome for three seconds and was flying happily. He accidentally lost his balance and couldn’t control the bamboo dragonfly. He hit the ceiling with his head, and his head was thrust into the rubble of the roof. The head was stuck tightly, the kicks were useless, and he stopped struggling, and his legs dropped quietly.
Although the bamboo dragonfly is a vehicle used by children in the 22nd century, not everyone can use it. Even if it is a children’s bicycle, it takes a period of practice to ride proficiently. Nobita did not lose less when practicing bamboo dragonfly. Somersault.
Luo Feng has used this bamboo dragonfly once or twice, and he took it out to be handsome, but he stumbled carelessly. This was a shame.
Xiaodie’s mouth was so open that her chin was about to fall to the ground. She never expected that the **** ran to her home today and said she wanted to accept her as an apprentice, but she accidentally killed her on the eaves of her house. That’s the end of the opportunity to come. Can the life of a man be defeated even by a male god?