Jade Titan

In a waiting room made in the void a weird soul and a mistake ever-shifting being sit across from each other in front of a wood table carved in the shape of half-happy half-sad theater masks. The soul in question is still healing in confusion from their departure from the mortal realm of life. And notices that compared to a split second before that the mist is shifting much slower compared to before, but the soul then has a flashback.

Flashback Pov shift 1st

My day started like any other, the birds were singing, children were laughing, a weather forecast from my attendant was stating that it would be raining today afternoon. And it is days like this that my back brings me hell. 

I was almost born with spina bifida. So, my nerves in my spine aren't connected right. Along with that the discs along my large intestine rotate so I always have to be careful about how I move.

The reason is because before my birth my family had 20 confirmed consecutive births where alcohol was involved. This has resulted in an interesting family tree. From a pair of twins with double pupils. A pair of triplets with one having triple pupils and the other two having none. 4 confirmed psychopaths, 3 integrators, 2 gang lords, and 1 with a half male half-female body. Yes, it has both organs, yes, they both work, no it has not f*****ed itself. Though it has role played as Slaanesh warp demon from Warhammer 40k

On the bright side we did have a US president among my family members. Though for some god forsaken reason his name was in German for "go f**** yourself" so he changed his name to Bill. Yes, my family is strange, no This was the highlights now back to my day.

Anyhow due to how much pain I was feeling I knew the storm would at least have hail in it, so I got in my hot pink (gift from marry kay contact cause of helping them out with some unspecified stuff.) Ford Truck and went to pick up groceries for the week. The trip went well though two signs almost landed on a pair of young kids that were dating (age 15-17 from looks). The girl lost her ponytail strictly while the guy lost his belt. That made my day. But just as I was turning on my street the storm hit, and it started off straight with lightning hitting the road in front of my path. This caused my vehicle to ram into an amazon delivery truck (he was setting down the packages at the house). As I was recovering 4 more lightning bolts hit my vehicle. But due to the custom frame I survived. I waited 20 mins in which time 2 more fell on my vehicle. After 5-15 mins after that of no lightning I got out to check the damage. Asked the guy if he was alright. The poor fellow was miffed but I traded insurance numbers and drove my still functional truck. (again, my luck is strange.) Anyhow as I was thinking about my next project and plans to check the footage to post on both Sho tube and Facebook. As I got home the storm finally took off. As that raged on, I relaxed on my computer looking at the chip to see the footage and was flabbergasted as another thunder shook the sky. But because of the video I did not register it as real thunder. And then I heard a sound and saw a Cessna 10 meters from my house and closing rapidly. I did the only right thing and looked at the security camera in my room and said, "if anyone sees this tell them it's been fun, and that Jill gets only 1 cent on my will."

With that the Cessna tour through my figure D&D/Warhammer shelfs. With a middle finger to the sky and doing a flop on my couch. I let it explode with me in the position. It was painless.

Flashback end

Back to void waiting room

"SOOO" I said. "Is this an instance of heaven and hell sentence or Asgarden/Egyptian afterlife. Or is this the waiting room for the afterlife"? "Or better yet is this going to be an isekai"?

"No young one," said the R.O.B. "I was just curious about the structure of a being with two souls and thought about whether or not to correct it."

"WAIT, I have two souls??? That explains so much about how I could figure out the stock market but struggle with cooking."

 "Yes, it would, with two souls it would cause a spike in intelligence but a decrease in fine motor skills. But in your case that was a boon because it allowed you to walk and live like a normal person even though your spine was descended from your lower body. Though it did barely connect due to the will power of both of you."

"Anyway, you've seen my soul, what Now?"

 "Now I send you two into the cycle as separate individuals. Though due to your time as one being you both will have larger souls when you reach 10 years old compared to beings of the same age and power level."

"And since this is pretty much an isekai, can we gamble to see how many boons we both get?"

"Why not, you're not going into my multiverse anyway. But both of you won't know where you will end up until after a wheel is spun and both of you are going to different worlds."

"Perfect, we wanted to try different styles anyway."

"Great, now let's play WHEEL OF FAITH!"

A wheel with hundreds of fictions appeared and a one and two plate next to it.

"Now Spin"

One epoch later

#One got DC

#Two got Marvel comic timeline

." Now those are some busted worlds," said the surprised R.O.B. "Now let's see about the number of boons, and yes they can be compounds."

One decade later,

#one got 9

#two got 12

"Ha hahahaha," laughed the R.O.B. "two certainly got the luck but to balance it out I am making you female in your next life four kicks."

"Wait what!!!" Both of them said cause during the wait the rob split them down the middle. "HAHAAHA," Laughed one, "That means I will get the Mage/Dao path."

"SIGH," Said two, "guess I will go build a Buddhist mechanic build."

"Perfect choices for both of you but this is where you will split up for the cycle and for the specifics of your wishes."

Pov change

"See you later sis," I say

"Good by bro will beat the shit out of you because of your cringe wording." says the now more vaguely female two.

And with that figure of two vanish from my view.

"Welp back to business, You have 9 wishes so what will it be"

"I will write out four lists for four different categories so two wishes per papers and have what is on said paper. I will use the last wish to get some starting Items, assets, and background."

"Huh well seeing how you're writing it out I will allow it and use this to prevent perfect copies of your start, if another person uses this method again, they will be nerfed. Your other self not counted."

"Great, now for starting I wish for both my next world parents to be dead before my awakening and for me to have a positive connection to John Constantine. And to counter his jinx just make the family blood line have the meta-ability of extreme positive luck and for me to have a superior one that converts negative luck into luck that has no negative effect on me.

 For funds I want 100k in liquid assets and 1 million in stock preferably Wayne enterprises. One private island, the jade-jade fruit without the water weakness but I will only be able to take it out after 2 years of my awakening. Oh, and can you have a few natural devil fruits appear in certain areas like for instance killer croc getting the al-al devil fruit (alligator devil fruit). And that his childhood friend gets the barrier-barrier fruit. Also make it so the killer croc's genetic defect gets absorbed by the devil fruit."

"Well, that second to last one is a handful, but I will allow it because they are all under starting items, assets, and background wish. Though because why not, let's give the poor guy a boon as well."

"Now unless something is urgent in your new multiverse you will never see me, but I will be watching you because I want entertainment, also the reason I did both is because when one of you has down time, I will watch the other cause I can view the past as if it was now. Anyway, adios."

And with that my vision begins to dissolve and just before I do I see him pulling out a phone shaped galaxy and begin watching the anime one piece episode 1,221.

End of prologue