It is Easiest to be Obsessed by Everyone

It was surprising that this ‘tough girl’ character, Choi Ji-soo, managed to keep her virginity until she was 22.

She came off as someone who would have broken that boundary around 14.

Then again, Hyena, with her seductive body, also used to despise sex.

Guess you really can’t judge people by their appearance alone.

Hyena once warned me not to act like I’d lost my memory in front of old flames.

You never know what kind of manipulation they might try.

And now, I could tell that showing any sign of memory loss in front of Ji-soo would be a bad idea.

It felt like I was being shaken down by a creditor demanding a debt I had no memory of.

“I do feel sorry about that.”

“Don’t apologize. Just be with me.”

“But it’s just that I—”

“You know I might be possessive, but I’m not the jealous type, right? That was what you liked about me being cool, wasn’t it? Relax. I won’t get jealous. Last time was just…”

Ji-soo shrugged with a small smile. “I just found her reaction cute, so I went along with it a bit.”

“…”

“Besides, it reminded me of old times. Remember when Jae-kyung and I got into a catfight in front of you, and you flipped the table in anger?”

‘Chang-woo, are you seriously going to let me spend another day feeling nothing but awe and exasperation over your antics?’

‘How is it that every day I end up muttering your name under my breath?’

Hold on a second.

“Did you… Happen to tell Jae-kyung noona I was working here?”

“Why would I? What would be the point?”

Thank goodness.

“But why are you calling her ‘noona’ now? You used to just say, ‘Hey, Yoon Jae-kyung.’”

Are you serious?

To a woman four years older than you who gifted you a $8.5 million apartment and gave you a card for living expenses?

This guy clearly didn’t know the meaning of respect.

“Uh… I guess I was living a little carelessly. I’m trying to turn things around now and live more responsibly.”

“That sounds like a Gangnam club saying they’re cash-free. You? Chang-woo?”

“Come on, you can tell I’m serious from the cafe job.”

“Isn’t because you’ve got your eye on one of the employees?”

“Would I go that far?”

“With that face, you wouldn’t have to. But it’s hard to believe you’re changing your ways.”

“I’m serious. If you’re my friend, help me out. Cheer me on.”

“I could offer some support and encouragement right in bed.”

“…Not that kind of support.”

“This is about that girl from the other day?”

“Yeah.”

Ji-soo frowned, clearly displeased.

I felt a bit guilty.

If the original Chang-woo did take Ji-soo’s virginity and then dump her, I couldn’t help but feel some responsibility as his successor. Unlike the original, I was a man of conscience.

“There’s a condition.”

“What condition?”

“I feel too wronged to just let this end. I’m going to drop by the cafe whenever I feel like it. Don’t tell me not to come.”

“Hey. I’m just trying to make a living.”

“I won’t interfere. I’ll just sit like any other customer, order coffee, have cake, watch you from afar. That’s all.”

“…”

“If you stop me from even doing that, you’re a real jerk.”

Her voice trembled slightly at the end.

Though her gaze was strong, something about her seemed as though she was holding back tears.

I couldn’t bring myself to be cold-hearted.

That “debt” I never even saw?

“…If you stop me from even doing that, you’re really heartless.”

She said, her voice trembling slightly at the end.

Her gaze was still strong, but it felt like she was holding back tears in front of me.

I couldn’t bring myself to act too coldly, not with her looking like that.

“Fine… Just don’t interfere with my work.”

“Don’t worry. You know I’m not messy with that kind of stuff, right? Last time, I left right when you finished.”

“True.”

“So, what are your work hours?”

“Monday to Friday, 9 to 6.”

“9 to 6? Wow, you’re really committed, huh?”

Please. Can a German tourist or anyone just walk by and ask for directions right now?

“So, why a cafe job? Do they even pay you enough? I could hook you up somewhere else, you know?”

“No need. Actually, they pay more than you’d think, and the boss is a good person.”

“You know your cafe’s become super popular because of you, right?”

“Popular? How?”

“Word’s spread that there’s a crazy handsome guy working there. How do you think I found you?”

Oh no. Are more of Chang-woo’s former girlfriends going to start showing up now?

“So how much do they pay you? I’m asking because I’d be mad if they’re taking advantage of you since I know their sales must have skyrocketed because of you.”

“Do I seem like the type to let myself get exploited?”

“You might not even notice if you were. You have to understand something to realize you’re getting taken advantage of.”

“…They’re paying me over a thousand a month, but keep it to yourself.”

“That’s not a ton, but at least they’re being somewhat fair.”

Part of me wanted to go on about how fair and genuine my boss is, but I figured it was better to just let Ji-soo accept the situation and move on.

“And your new number? Not going to share it?”

“Nope.”

“I could give you essential updates, though, like if I hear that Jae-kyung is on her way to your cafe, so you’d be prepared.”

“…Is that a real possibility?”

“Not entirely, but it’s not impossible. Though we both know she’s not exactly interested in trendy hotspots.”

That’s a relief, at least.

“Just trying to help you out, so give me the number.”

“…Just reach out to my old number. I’ll check your messages regularly.”

“I’ll trust you.”

As I turned to leave, a nagging feeling remained, as if I’d just been played somehow.

On my way back, my boss messaged me.

[Boss] “Looks like your cut for today will be around 700.”

[Boss] “Whenever you need it, let me know, and I’ll settle it up for you.”

[Me] “No rush, boss. As long as I get it on payday, that works for me, and I know it’s easier for you too.”

[Boss] “Can’t believe a guy who looks like you is also such a good person. Man, if only you were a little less perfect, so guys like me could live a bit better!”

[Me] “Well, at least I’m still broke, right?”

Compared to yesterday’s million, 700 sounds small.

But considering I only worked until 6, the hourly rate is actually even better.

At this rate, I could save up for a nearby apartment within a few months.

Is making money supposed to be this easy?

“What was the point of my past 33 years devoted entirely to studying?”

———

[Me] When will you be done?

[Jung Hyena] Two hours! No, one hour! [Crying Emoji]

[Me] I’ll be having a beer nearby.

[Me] If you don’t come quickly, a blonde beauty might whisk me away to her country lol

[Jung Hyena] Nooooo!!!!!!!

‘I can’t believe I’m making jokes like this.’

‘The world really has changed.’

I bought a ring from a street vendor.

A cheap ring costing 5,000 won.

But it appeared like an engagement ring from a luxury shop.

‘This ring will serve as my bodyguard while I drink alone at the pub.’

I found a suitable pub, sat at a small table, and ordered beer and fried snacks.

I deliberately sat so that my left hand would be noticeable to others.

I even drank my beer with my left hand.

At this rate, I might become ambidextrous.

Women who were about to muster up the courage to approach me saw the ring on my left ring finger and hesitated.

When someone seemed like they might come over, I took a sip of my beer.

I just kept my hand on the table, holding the beer glass.

Indeed, the ‘One Ring.’ It showed excellent defensive capabilities.

This mere 5,000-won item was better than the THAAD missile defense system costing over a trillion won.

An excellent protective measure.

Thud.

But suddenly, someone sat down in front of me.

Looking up, she was quite—no, very—beautiful.

If it weren’t for Jung Hye-na, I might have stared in awe.

She was smiling warmly, looking at me with an unusual sparkle in her eyes.

Is she another woman who knew the ‘original’ Chang-woo?

Having dealt with Choi Ji-soo, I just looked at her silently.

Conveying the thought, ‘What are you doing?’

Whether she knew me or not, she’d react accordingly.

“Are you alone?”

I couldn’t let my guard down.

Even Choi Ji-soo hooked me like that.

Instead of answering, I focused on my phone’s YouTube screen.

As if I didn’t care what she did.

“I’ve been watching you for a while—you’ve been drinking alone. Am I making you uncomfortable?”

Hmm. Maybe she didn’t know Chang-woo.

But considering she was approaching me even after seeing the ring, she was not ordinary.

Instead of replying, I tilted my beer glass so the ring would be more visible.

Observe this sophisticated rejection method I learned from online stories.

I have someone, so why don’t you give up and leave?

“If it’s okay, would you like to go out with me?”

She was incredibly persistent.

Now I was sure.

She was not someone who knew the original Chang-woo.

“How old are you?”

“I’m 23. And you?”

“What should I do? I don’t date older women.”

Her face stiffened.

But she didn’t get angry or abruptly leave.

Wow! She withstood an attack on her age.

“Older women have their own charm. I’ll show you slowly. Let’s find out together.”

“What’s your height?”

“166 centimeters.”

“I don’t consider women under 169 centimeters. Thank you for your interest.”

I turned my attention back to my phone.

I didn’t even glance her way.

After sitting silently for a few more minutes, the woman finally stood up.

I didn’t bother to check what expression she had.

Although one got through, the 5,000-won ring proved to be an excellent defensive tool.

I’s have to use it more often.

[Jung Hyena] Oppa!!!! I’m on my way out now!!!!!!!

[Jung Hyena] What should we eat? What do you want?

[Me] You

[Jung Hyena] Hahaha…ㅠㅠㅠ♡♡♡♡

[Jung Hyena] Shouldn’t I eat something good to get my strength up so you can enjoy me even more…?

[Me] True, what should we eat then?

[Me] Beef?

[Jung Hyena] Beef sounds perfect!!!!

I paid with my debit card and headed out.

We met halfway and then went together to the beef restaurant.

It seemed like she had taken a shower at her office because her hair smelled like fresh shampoo.

“Are you feeling okay down there?”

“I went to the doctor briefly this afternoon. Got a prescription for pills and some cream.”

“Did the doctor, by any chance, tell you not to…you know…?”

“No! Just said to go easy and take it slow.”

“Oh, thank goodness.”

I still felt pretty pent up.

My sperm production buff was now at +173%.

Meaning if the average guy my age produced 100 units daily, I was at 273.

I was curious about the correlation between desire and production levels.

We had a late dinner of beef, but no alcohol since Hyena had work the next day.

“Let’s finish eating and head home for… You know.”

“… Okay.”

10 p.m.

That’s when we got back to our little one-bedroom place.

As soon as we got home, we turned on the camera and started undressing each other with passionate kisses.

The moment I entered her, she was shuddering with pleasure, reaching her climax almost immediately.

Every time, I was amazed at how sensitive she was.

Just touching her sent her there, and the moment I entered, she was gone.

And after I finished, she was practically knocked out.

I wonder how a girl this sensitive ended up averse to intimacy.

Or maybe this face of mine had the power to cure even that?

Since she had work the next day, we kept it to just four hours until 2 a.m., then fell asleep in each other’s arms.

The next morning, we woke up for two rounds of morning love, got ready, and headed out for the day.

“The weather’s perfect. Makes me want to go on a trip.”

“Huh? It’s raining like crazy right now.”

[Jung Hyena]

[Your Internal Ejaculations: 125]

[Coins: 125]

[Sperm Production (+193%)]

I really didn’t want to go to work.

I just wanted to stay in, hold Hyena all day, fool around, and make a cozy day of it.

To keep earning coins from every round, watch the rain, and enjoy some savory pancakes and rice wine.