I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

[Lin Su: 66666!!]

[Lin Su: There are four wheels and four doors, you just say whether this is a car or not!]

[Ying: This ...... Is this really my brother?]

[Star: The video can't be P's, so this is ~ your brother!]

[Early grapefruit: Early grapefruit is not a round !!-]

[Sayu: And Sayu won't shadow the doppelganger!!]

[Kaveh: Hazard shouldn't be so vulnerable.] 】

[Alhaithham: I don't care.] 】

[Alhaithham: But ......]

[Alhaithham: This video does reveal something. 】

[Alhaithham: Nahida ......]

[Alhaithham: Little Grass God ......]

Alhaithham: Nahida. Are you our little auspicious grass king?]

【Nahida:...... I do ....... 】

[Nahida: But I'm sorry.] I'm still weak......]

[Lin Su: What happened?]

[Nahida: I can't tell you ...... right now]

Nahida: But don't worry about me. 】

[Nilou: It's really a little auspicious grass king!]

[Nilou: Lady Grass God!, I'll be dancing for you at the Flower God Festival this year!]

[Nilou: If only you could see it!]

[Alhaithham: Flower God's Birthday Festival?]

[Kaveh: This ......]

[Alhaithham: I've heard from the Great Sage that this year's Flower God Festival seems to be canceled. 】

[Nilou: Huh!?]

[Nilou: Why?!]

[Nilou: Our people in the Grand Bazaar are obviously looking forward to it......]

[Nilou: This is not only my dream, but also the dream of Dinazedei, and the dream of many people who believe in the little auspicious grass king......]

[Nilou: Why did the Great Sage do this?]

Alhaithham: I'm sorry. 】

[Alhaithham: But I'm just an ordinary clerk.] 】

[Alhaithham: I don't know the reason behind this......]

[Alhaithham: But ......]

[Alhaithham: I have to thank this video ......]

Alhaithham: He piqued my interest. 】

[Alhaithham: Miss Nilou might as well wait a few days, and I'll investigate.] 】

[Nilou: Thank you so much, Mr. Alhaithham!]

[Nahida: I'm really sorry everyone......]

[Nahida: I'm not a qualified god yet......]

[Nahida: But I will try my best to continue to learn all kinds Xi of knowledge and let myself grow as soon as possible!]

Nilou: This ...... You must not apologize...... We...... We'll work together!]

[Kaveh: Thank you for this light curtain, thank you for this chat group!]

[Kaveh: I've grown so big, and it's the first time I've been so close to our gods!]

[Ying: So, in that video, my brother said that the great sage made the little grass god cry, what is the situation?]

[Bai Lu: It must be like those old things, forcing Nahida to learn this and that!]

[Bai Lu: Then Nahida had to learn while crying in order to become a qualified god......]

[Plain clothes: Yes...... I have a sense of picture!]

[Sushang: That's what my mother taught me!]

[Nahida: Ahaha......]

[Lin Su:, this laughter reminds me of a student I used to be a teacher in Kivotos, and she liked to laugh like that!]

[March 7: In this way, you Teyvat already have four gods talking in the group, right?]

[Amber: Our Lord Barbatos of Mondstadt, Lord Raiden of Inazuma, Lord Funina of Fontaine, Lord Nashida of Sumeru, ......]

[Zhongli: Maybe the other Seven Archons of the Mortal World are also in the group, but they just didn't speak. 】

[Jing Yuan: Indeed, I also think that in addition to Chang Le Tianjun, other star gods are also in the group. 】

[Fu Xuan: It's a pity that if they don't speak for a day, their ID won't appear in the group column for a day.] 】

[Himeko: I don't know whether the privacy measures of this chat group should be praised or imperfected. 】

[Lin Su: It's okay, sooner or later everyone will appear, don't worry. 】

This time.

Next short video.

He's coming!!

[Carveh: I'm dying with you today!Alhaithham!]

[Alhaithham: ???]

[Kaveh: ???]

[Alhaithham: The title is biased. 】

[Alhaithham: Exactly.] 】

[Alhaithham: This guy wants to die with me every day.] 】

[Kaveh: This broken mouth of yours has finally spoken a human word!]

[Lin Su: I also said that you two are not good brothers!]

[Lin Suspicion: Sasuke also wants to kill Naruto every day!]

[Kaveh: Shut up!]

[Alhaithham: Ridiculous!]

in the video.

in the picture.

You can see that it is on the street of Sumeru City.

A handsome blonde man in a red coat was dragging a tightly bound black bag with gritted teeth on his face.

In this bag, there is one, a handsome white-haired guy.

His face was calm, and his neck leaned forward slightly, avoiding the back of his head from touching the ground.

"Kaveh. "

The white-haired handsome guy spoke.

"Putting me in a garbage bag doesn't solve anything. "

While dragging the black garbage bag containing the handsome white-haired man, Kaveh replied with a thunderous expression on his face:

"You're thinking too much, Alhaithham!

I'm just taking out the trash!

And look at what you said—

While it's true that it doesn't solve anything –

But you can solve these problems once and for all!"

Alhaitham sighed slightly:

"I'm not going to tell you why you, a tenant, are honestly trying to kill me as a landlord......

Besides, it doesn't matter if you're tired, but what if you mess up my hairstyle like this?"

Kaveh sneered and continued to drag:

"It's okay!

You're going to be out in the ocean soon, do you still need to worry about your hairstyle?"

Then Kaveh continued to drag hard.

At this time, a white-haired dwarf dressed in a very local style appeared in front of the two!

[Kaveh: Judge of the Great Wind!?]

[Alhaithham: It's Mr. Captain Gale, Kaveh, turn yourself in.] 】

[Kaveh: Climb!]

[Paimon: You two really have a good relationship!]

[March 7: What is the Gale Judge?]

[Cyno: I am the Chronicle of the Gale. 】

[Lin Su:, brother, you are this style, do you play cards?]

【Cyno: ???】

[Cyno: Seven Saints Summon, come to a game?]

[Lin Su: What does the Seven Saints Summoning mean?]

[Lin Su: It's better to take the Gwent card!]

[Lin Su: This thing, even if someone dies in the family, as long as someone tells you:——]

[Lin Su: Hey, brother, do you want to have a game of Gwent cards first?]

[Lin Su: Then no matter who dies, how many die, you have to come first!]

【Cyno: ......】

[March 7: What kind of evil card is this!]

[Lin Su: You just say it's not interesting!]

[Jing Yuan: A card that can make people let go of hatred and sadness and get a game...... That's really interesting. 】

[Qingque: I don't feel as good as ...... Emperor Yuan Qiongyu. 】

[Fu Xuan: Qingque, are you going to play cards again!?]

[Qingque: No, no! absolutely nothing!]

in the video.

Kaveh, who was dragging Alhaitham with him, was stunned when he saw Cyno standing on the side of the road.

it!

Caught now!

However, Cyno pointed to Alhaitham in the black garbage bag and said:

"Hahahaha!

Great sage in the bag!"

The air suddenly became very quiet.

Both Kaveh and Alhaitham were frozen.

It's so cold!

Seeing that Kaveh and Alhaitham didn't say a word, Cyno thought it was because the two of them didn't understand the wonderful joke he had just said.

So Cyno spoke again:

"Don't you understand? Well, it's because—"

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!"

Kaveh and Alhaitham speak in unison!

Then the screen turns.

Carveh, Alhaithham, and Cyno were already sitting in a tavern.

Kaveh angrily slapped the table and pointed to Alhaitham sitting to his right:

"That's how it happened!

This guy actually said that my hard work was a piece of!"

Alhaithham, however, shook his head:

"No, no, no.

My exact words were-

That piece of stuff of yours has no research value.

As for poop......

It's just that your own associations are too rich. "

Kaveh slammed the table again and roared:

"Let's have a showdown!

Alhaithham!!

You're jealous of my talent!!"

Alhaitham looked at the excited Kaveh in confusion, and asked lightly:

"What?

Your talent?

Is it referring to making money in reverse?"

The corners of Alhaithham's mouth rose slightly, and his hands were spread:

"If you're referring to this talent......

So sorry......

If you can't learn, you can't learn~"

Kaveh was immediately annoyed:

"Shut up!!

You narcissist with a mirror in your book!!"

Alhaitam smiled:

"Heh~

You don't understand that.

I call it focusing on appearance. "

Kavei suddenly had a look on his face that was about to vomit:

“yue~~~~

Pay attention to the appearance!?

Ahh!!h

How embarrassed are you to say it!!

You wipe your face and feet with a towel!!"

Alhaitham looked at Kaveh as if he were looking at a retarded person:

"Laughing to death......

I've been wiping my feet with your face towel. "

Kaveh was stunned.

Breathe Stop!

Pupil Earthquake!

Amazed!

Fly into a rage!

Immediately tear off your coat!

The bomb that was strapped inside was revealed!!

At the same time, the left and right hands and one bouncing bomb in each hand!

Alhaithham's calm handsome face is finally sweating profusely!

"It's not...... (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Calm down, Kaveh!

It's a small thing to blow yourself up.

What if I spoil my hairstyle?"

This time.

Cyno, the Great Wind Chronicler who had not spoken a word before, finally stood up!

He pressed the agitated Kaveh with one hand:

"yes, Kaveh, calm down. "

Then looked at Alhaitham and criticized it:

"Alhaithham, you guys just went too far.

How can you tell the truth and slap him in the face with the truth?"

As soon as these words came out, Kaveh was so excited that Cyno almost didn't hold it down!

Alhaitham rolled his eyes and looked at Cyno:

"Count me as a matron of the gale.

You don't add fuel to the fire here, okay? "

"Oh. "

Cyno nodded, then looked at Kaveh again.

"That's it, Kaveh.

Show me your research.

Let me, the Gale Judge, give you a fair guarantee. []

Abbreviation——

Ji Gongbao. "

"Shut up !!!"

Alhaitham and Kaveh really couldn't stand it!!

Still, Kaveh calmed down.

Took out a tattered metal box and opened it.

"Whoa!

See for yourself!

Don't blow it, don't black it. "

The metal box is very thin, with a light curtain that can display the picture on one side and dense buttons on the other.

On a light curtain.

Kaveh's self-drawn avatar moves slowly through the strip while singing nursery rhymes.

"~That clever man built the house~

Come on~Wow!

~For!

Whew!!

Come-come-come-~"

Blue screen.

Kaveh looked confused:

"Eh!! what's going on!!

Sino's Calm Analysis:

"Kaveh ......"

"Shut up!!"

Kaveh yelled at Cyno, then looked at Alhaithham:

"Alhaitham what did you do to my computer!!

Alhaitham responded:

"Don't spew blood, it should just be dead. "

Kaveh couldn't hold back any longer:

"I'll stone you to death!!

After saying that, he raised the computer on the table and pounced on Alhaithham!

Alhaitham hurriedly stopped the impulsive Kaveh:

"Stop!

If I get touched by your old machine, I might get stuck!"

It was the Gale Chronicler Cyno who spoke.

"Alhaithham, just let him smash it, and this matter will be settled. "

Alhaitham sighed heavily:

"Alas...... All right.

If that makes you feel off......"

Alhaitham opened his arms as if he were dead:

"Come on!!"

Kaveh was stunned:

Alhaitham ......

You......

Are you willing to let me smash it?"

Alhaitham closed his eyes tightly, and his face was resolute:

"Come on, I can bear it!

Kaveh shook his head:

"You ...... guy"

And then laughed maniacally:

"Hahaha!!

Judge of the Gale, you heard me!!

This is what Alhaitham himself said to make me smash hard!!

Hahaha!!

Never heard such an outrageous request!!

I'm smashing !!"

Alhaitham tilted his head directly:

"Huh~

I can't smash it~"

However, Cavi had already predicted Alhaithham's prediction!

"Hahaha!!!

I've seen through you for a long time!!

Look at the move!!

Dissipate with the butterflies, the phantom of the old !!~"

Alhaitham directly twisted his waist with a bewitching twist:

"I've seen through you a long time ago!!

I'm flash~"

Immediately dodged Kaveh, who launched himself!

This time.

The door to the tavern was pushed open.

A scholar with a pair of long ears on his head walked in:

"Yo~

You're all in—

What !!! something?"

Frightened, he immediately dodged!

“BOOOOM！！！！"

Kaveh can't get out of the Carmen directly!

The surrounding drinkers were frightened by this scene.

"it!"

"The Wonders of Kavikamen!!"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"Notify the little auspicious grass king !!"

Not for a while.

A cute white-haired badminton ball -

Not really.

It's the little grass god.

Came to the tavern.

"Why can't I understand what you're saying?

What does it mean that Kaveh himself has Carmen on himself?

Shut me up all !!"

The long-eared scholar pointed at himself in confusion:

"Me too?!"

The little grass god nodded:

"That's right.

If you don't hide, how can Kaveh get on the door?"

Cyno said in a timely manner:

"Then it's not Carmen.

It's Cana!"

"Shut up !! me"

Since then.

End of video.

in the chat group.

The sand sculpture group members couldn't laugh anymore.

[Alhaithham: Tighnari, you're miserable. 】

[Tighnari: Don't talk about it......]

[Kaveh: The cold joke of the Gale Chronicle is still as cold as ever......]

【Cyno: ......】

[Cyno: I think I said it pretty well.] 】

[Lin Su: Cyno, let me ask you. 】

[Cyno: What?]

[Lin Su: Who do you think is more powerful, Funingna or Zhongli?]

[Funina: Huh?]

[Zhongli: Huh?]

[Cyno: Funina, of course.] 】

[Funina: Hum Hum !!]

[Star: Isn't this nonsense?]

[March 7: Funina is the god of water.] 】

[Cyno: Wrong.] 】

[Cyno: It's because Fuli is greater than Zhongli. force].