Chapter 69
【Hu Tao: Hey, hey, hey!】
[Hu Tao: Why are you still robbing people in front of me!]
[Hu Tao: Is there such a shortage of people in your Akademiya?]
[Zhongli: Master Hu Tang rest assured, I will always be a guest of the Hall of the Dead. 】
[Nilou: Mainly ......]
[Nilou: I don't really like our current Great Sage. 】
Nilou: He gave me a bad feeling. 】
[Nilou: And ......]
[Nilou: He seems to be subconsciously weakening our belief in the little auspicious grass king......]
[Dehya: That's true.] 】
[Dehya: I've been in Sumeru City for a while. 】
[Dehya: On this side of Sumeru City, most people still believe in the Great Mercy Tree King. 】
[Dehya: But to the little auspicious grass king......]
[Dehya: To be honest, there are very few believers. 】
[Kaveh: That's right.] 】
[Kaveh: Children love the little auspicious grass king. 】
[Alhaithham: Because children can dream.] 】
[Hu Tao: What does this mean?]
[Xiangling: Adults also dream. 】
[Kamisato Ayato: I've heard that the people of Sumeru, when they become adults, don't dream. 】
[Paimon: There is such a thing?]
[Chongyun: Why is that?]
[Alhaithham: I don't know.] 】
[Sushang: Aren't you from Sumeru?]
[Alhaithham: I am.] 】
Alhaithham: But, I really don't know. 】
[March 7: It's weird!]
[Lin Sumeru: So you Sumeru, there are two grass gods now?]
[Kaveh: One, it's the little auspicious grass king. 】
[Alhaithham: But, except for the great sages of the past dynasties......]
[Alhaithham: In the past 500 years in Sumeru, no one has seen this little auspicious grass king. 】
[Lin Su: It's okay, what's the matter?]
[Lin Su: If you want to open up, the people of Mondstadt haven't seen their wind god for hundreds of years.] 】
[Wendy: ???]
[Diluc: I see it every day in my bar.] 】
[Diluc: I can't get rid of it!]
[Wendy: Hey~]
[Lin Su: ......]
[Dvalin: Barbatos, you're still laughing!]
[Lin Su: Oh...... It's true that I've seen it every day lately, but the average Mondstadt doesn't know it. 】
[Lin Su: That's okay, maybe this little auspicious grass king is more afraid of life. 】
[Nilou: Comparison...... Afraid of life?]
[Kaveh: The gods are still afraid of life?]
[Alhaithham: Kids?]
【Nahida:......】
in the video.
In the picture-
When Ning Guang heard that even Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun didn't know anything about this puzzle, he immediately felt Alexander!
"Alas!
Could it be ......
I'm a Liyue ......
Can't you deal with that bad old man?!"
At this time, Keqing said:
"Ladies and gentlemen......
I know a man......
This person knows astronomy, looks down on geography, and knows people and ......
Ming Yin and Yang understand gossip......
Open your mouth is a fun person......
Strategizing......
Win a thousand miles away......
Blessed heads are brought to ......
It's hard to run fast......
Compare yourself to the sage of the rock king......
There is also the face of Morax......
Roadside dingoes kick ......
A slap in the face of a kitten in the tree......
Before the dust song pot is divided, the world is divided into seven......
Spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to cultivate the mouth of the gods......"
Ningguang was shocked after listening to this good poem by Keqing!
"There is such a strange person!?
Can Yu Hengxing please him out of the mountain?!"
[Zhongli: ???]
[Lishui Stacked Mountain Zhenjun: This name is bluffing!]
[Cutting the Moon and Tsukuyo Zhenjun: Interesting. 】
[Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch: We Liyue, there are still such people?]
[Lin Su: You still have a master in Liyue!?]
[Keqing: ...... I don't know. 】
[Paimon: God's Mouth?]
[Xingqiu: I've only heard of the Vision ......]
[Xingqiu: This God's Mouth...... What is it?]
【Shikanoin Heizou: I feel a little inspired......】
[Star: I almost thought it was me!]
[March 7: This description is a man when you hear it.] 】
[Star: I'm afraid you forgot that I still have an isotope in a parallel world!]
【Danheng:......】
[Silver Wolf: Dome?]
[Ying: How do you say that......]
[Ying: It may also be my brother in a parallel world!]
[Lin Su: Huh! You two stinky and shameless!]
[Lin Su: This is obviously my master!]
[March 7: You're even more shameless!]
[Lin Suspicious uploaded a selfie .jpg]
[Lin Su: Isn't you handsome?]
[March 7: ......]
[Star: He's so good-looking!]
[Funina: He's so good-looking!]
[Ying: He's so good-looking!]
[Yaoyao: Brother Lin Su is so good-looking!]
[Bai Lu: Brother Lin is so good-looking!]
[Stop the clouds: According to the little woman, Mr. Lin Su's appearance is no longer inferior to the general. 】
[Jing Yuan: That's naturally Lin Yi more beautiful. 】
[Hu Tao: As handsome as Zhongli!]
[Zhongli: Naturally, Mr. Lin Su is better. 】
[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: Although...... But...... Feel...... Not as good as the emperor. 】
[Lin Su: How dare I be more handsome than the emperor!]
[Lin Su: I'm already very satisfied to be slightly worse than Zhongli and Jing Yuan!]
[Lin Su: March 7. See! Kuroko! Speak!]
[March 7: Okay, okay, you're so good-looking!]
[Lin Su: So this must be me!]
At this time.
in the video.
In the picture-
In a cave.
Inside a luxurious Liyue mansion.
Spacious and bright living room.
Soft and comfortable sofa.
There is a Ying's brother and a Keqing.
I saw Ying's brother looking up to the sky and laughing:
"Hahaha!!
I'll say what a problem!
You can even stump that woman and Liyue Seven Stars!"
Keqing rolled her eyes and said:
"Okay, okay, so you know the answer?"
[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: Presumptuous! Which woman is it!]
[Ying: Wow! It's really my brother duck!]
[Xing: By the way, what's your brother's name?]
[Ying: empty.] 】
[Paimon: Look at your brother! Look at you again!]
[Paimon: Your brother lives much better than you!Don't you feel guilty!]
[Ying: If it weren't for raising your god's mouth, I would have lived better than him!]
[Paimon: What a god's mouth, bah bah!]
[Zhongli: So, what is the answer to this puzzle?]
in the video.
Brother Kong's mouth crooked, and he said loudly:
"What does this puzzle say......
It's called a car......
This thing is indeed something that does not exist in Teyvat. "
Keqing suddenly felt bad.
"Well, since this thing called a car doesn't exist......
Why does this great sage of Sumeru know?"
Brother Kong thought for a moment.
Then snapped his fingers:
"Oh!!
I'm guessing !! one hand."
Keqing immediately said:
"Traveler, please!"
"It's easy to say!", Brother Kong laughed and said:
"I think so......
This great sage Azar should have learned from forbidden knowledge......"
"Forbidden knowledge?", Keqing tilted his head:
"What is this?"
"I don't know!"
Brother Kong's hippie smiling face, rightly arrogant!
[Zhongli: Car?]
[Keqing: What is this?]
[Shiluwa: It turned out to be a car?]
[Ying: It turned out to be a car?]
[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: What is this car?]
[Bronya uploaded a car photo .jpg]
[Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch: ...... This is a car?] (Read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
[Zhongli: It looks ...... It's exactly as described in the puzzle. 】
[Shiluwa: It is a means of transportation that carries people. 】
[Shiluwa: Just fill up the gasoline and start the generator, and it will move!]
[Funina: Huh!?]
[Funina: This is good, this is good!]
[Funina: Do you have any drawings?]
[Funina: If you have a drawing......]
[Funina: I can go back and let the group of idle guys at the Fontaine Institute of Kinetic Engineering Sciences do the same!]
[Clorinde: This thing...... If we equip our court, it will definitely improve mobility greatly!]
Teyvat.
Mondstadt, the headquarters of the Knights of Favonius.
Liyue Harbor, a group of jade pavilions above the sky.
It doesn't matter if it's a piano or a condensation.
The moment I saw the photos of Shiluwa's car, it was all a sight to behold!
Jean immediately said:
"This thing...... If it's powered by electricity!"
Ningguang was also a little excited:
"This car, if it is equipped with our guns......"
Not in the same place though.
But at the same time. []
Qin and Ningguang spoke in unison:
"We (Mondstadt) (Liyue) also have our own cars!!
in a chat group.
[March 7: In other words, what does this forbidden knowledge refer to?]
[Ai (bjbj) Erhaisen: It is a prohibited item in our Sumeru. 】
[Kaveh: We can learn all kinds of canned knowledge in Xi. 】
[Nilou: Forbidden knowledge is the most dangerous of all canned knowledge.] 】
[Dehya: People who come into contact with this forbidden knowledge will become crazy one by one!]
[Jing Yuan: I see. 】
[Fu Xuan: Knowledge is also a curse. 】
[Lin Su: What Cthulhu!]
in the video.
Keqing changed the question again.
In that case, what should we do?
In seven days, what are we going to do to solve it?"
Brother Kong sighed and said:
"In my opinion, this kind of knowledge that crosses the world......
Even if you had a god of knowledge in Teyvat, you probably wouldn't know it thoroughly......
What's more, the great sage of Sumeru, hehe~!
I don't know where he got his knowledge.
He's afraid he only knows a few words.
Even he doesn't know what this car is!"
Keqing said curiously:
"So, Traveler, do you have anything you can do?"
Brother Kong clapped his hands:
"So......
Let's make a fake!
As long as it matches the characteristics of the car he described in this puzzle......
And then lie to him and say that this is a car, isn't that a perfect solution!"
Keqing's pretty face immediately showed a smile:
"What a brilliant plan!
Sure enough, the traveler will not disappoint me!"
Then the screen turns.
The location came to the square in front of Yujing Terrace.
Good guys, Liyue has a head and a face, that's all here.
What Zhongli, Hu Tao, Xiangling, Xingqiu or something, all stood in the square.
In front of the square.
Ningguang and Keqing stood on either side.
In the middle is an empty brother.
Brother Kong shouted loudly to the people in the square:
“OKOK!!!!
All eyes are on me!
Look at me, look at me!
I'm announcing something!
The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!
And then...... And then what is that......
The face of the great sage must be beaten, and if you don't beat it, you can't do it!
Think about it!
You've finally waited for Nahida, the little grass god......
Suddenly, an old man named Hazard cried!!
So......
Right!?
Anyway, let's go!!"
The Traveler gave the order, and the people of Liyue went into action!
Even the second young master of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce!
It's still the little alchemist of the pure yang body!
Or the next boss of Wanmintang!
Even the current hall master of the Hall of the Dead!
He is also the boss behind the teahouse on the rock!
In order to make a fake car, they all have to go out and cut down big trees and batch bamboo!
Not to mention the little guest Qing Zhongli of the Wanmin Hall!
Then you'll have to mine for me!
Even the Liyue Seven Stars and the Liyue Immortals have been mobilized!
Ningguang traveled thousands of miles to Sumeru, where he procured materials from a certain Sumeru profiteer that Liyue did not have.
Ganyu traveled a long way to Inazuma and borrowed a small raccoon dog from a certain shrine, the kind that can talk and ninjutsu.
The stars are changing, and time is passing.
In the blink of an eye, it was seven days after the agreement with the Great Sage of Sumeru.
It was a sunny day with a XiXi breeze.
The square in front of the entire Yujing platform was crowded with people, gongs and drums.
A pink-haired reporter kept clicking with his camera in the crowd.
On a high platform.
One was dressed in a blue garment, with a blue round hat, and one-sided round glasses, and a gray beard and hair—
But he was in good spirits, and the old man, who was old and strong, with his hands behind his back, made a shining appearance, accompanied by Alhaitham and Kaveh!
Ningguang immediately got up and smiled:
"It's the Great Sage of Sumeru, Mr. Adjara?"
The Great Sage Azar's face was full of pride: "Exactly. "
Then he smiled disdainfully, and said to Ganyu, Ningguang, Keqing, and Yelan:
"You and I agreed to meet today.
Have you found what the puzzle describes?"
Ningguang stretched out his hand, pointed to something in the square that was covered by a huge cloth, and said:
"Naturally, I found it.
Look, this thing is. "
The sweet rain on the side of the condensation, little by little.
It looks like I'm going to fall asleep.
Ningguang said with a charming smile in his face:
"Your Excellency's insect carving skills are not going to be difficult for us Liyue people!"
Ganyu nodded violently again and woke up.
Look left and right, and then continue to little head little by little......
The Great Sage Azar turned to look.
Chongyun and Xingqiu pulled down the giant cloth, revealing their true faces inside.
It was a rectangular one, with eyes on the front and back, and four doors......
House????
It was indeed full of people.
It's not as good as Hu Tao Xiangling, they are inside.
"Hahahahaha!!!!haha
The great sage Azar looked up to the sky and roared!
"Liyue, that's it!
The puzzle clearly reads—
The limbs are round......
You wooden house, you don't have limbs!
How so?
Please also ask Liyue Seven Stars to be willing to gamble and lose!
Make a statement with our Akademiya!
Give us the title of the first commercial port of Teyvat to the port of Omos in Sumeru!!"
At this time!!
Brother Kong is here!
"Slow !!"
Then snapped his fingers!
I saw a pomelo "banging lala" in a circle!
"Sayu!
"Huh!"
Immediately, there were three more Sayu's who were spinning in circles!
The four sappies that circled around instantly formed the four round limbs of this wooden house!
The Great Sage Azard was dumbfounded!
He pointed to the scene in front of him and was completely incoherent!
"This, this, this!
That's okay?!"
Brother Kong sneered: "You just say that this is a round limb, four doors on the waist, eyes in front and back, and a belly full of people!!
The great sage Adjara tilted his head!
Then I just felt a slack in my throat!
A pain in my chest!
"Ah!!!h
Fall to the ground and can't !!
Alhaitham and Carveh looked at each other.
A carrying leg.
A shoulder.
"Dead, dead!"
"Slipped!"
"Welcome the little grass god back to his place!"
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