I Wanted A Typical Fantasy Isekai, Not This!

James's horror turned to fascination as about one third of the group laid comatose on the ground.

'Am I popular or something…? Maybe all my hard work has paid off and everyone is starting to see just how manly and cool I am!'

He watched Nadia try to take control of the situation before it became even more out of hand. She dashed in between the group and the ward in front of James.

She started gesticulating with her arms again and slowly, the group of impassioned girls relaxed a little.

After a long while, the ragdolled girls got to their feet and looked around dazedly. Their hair had been frazzled like each one had been struck by lightning. The group was unwillingly herded away from the male dorms leaving a pretty sizable portion of the older ascendant women at the back behind. There were some regular women mixed in as well, but the majority were tall and muscular slabs of beef.

This smaller group of about sixty walked towards him now. James flinched a little for them as they approached, expecting them to fly backwards. Surprisingly, they walked right through the gate without a scratch.

That's when James noticed they all had on the same necklace that headmistress Dorothy gave him.

'Oohhh… they must be the personal guardians of the males.'

Most of the women barely looked at him, only a few curious eyes glanced over before looking away.

Emily and Veronica broke off from the group and approached him with weird looks on their faces.

Veronica cleared her throat and spoke.

"James… why.. are you so dirty and shirtless…"

James looked down, completely forgetting about his battle with his room and his earlier frustration came flooding back.

He waved a hand at her and shook his head.

"You'll see in a bit, that asshole gave me a shitty room."

Immediately, his two servants looked pissed.

"What!? They dare insult you!"

James chuckled at Emily's outrage.

"Calm down.. fufufu… I have something in store for the man in charge of the dorms."

Their anger diminished greatly at the weirdly creepy expression on James's face.

He then shook his head slightly and turned back to the dormitory.

"Come on you two, let me show you to our new home for a year."

They started walking towards the door when something caught James's attention.

He grinned evily and ran over to the side of the dorms wall. A neatly trimmed row of hedges and flowers grew magnificently from the ground.

'How about this.. you bastard. Fufufu, have fun taking care of the bushes now!'

James whipped out his little James and started peeing while laughing loudly.

He kept peeing, intending on fully emptying his bladder on what he assumed was Aidens hard work when he heard a sound above him.

A few windows opened on the first year floor and a couple of the ascendant women from earlier stuck their heads out.

He kept peeing while maintaining eye contact with each of the women who looked down at him.

Their was complete silence. Well, except for a few more windows being opened and even more of the male guardians looking down.

'Jeez… I didn't know I had to go so bad….'

James squared his shoulders and tried to look dignified as he pee'd. He wasn't sure if it made the situation any better, but losing confidence now would make him look weak.

Finally, he shook little James all about and tucked it back inside his pants. When he slid the suspenders back on his shoulders, it was as if he had broken some kind of hypnotic trance. He gave each woman one last look and brought his finger up to his lips, hoping that they would keep this widely shared secret.

As one, the male guardians who had stumbled across this… interesting sight, all slammed the windows closed in a synchronized click.

James turned to look at his servants with a sheepish smile.

"I guess that's one way to make an impression…"

Emily giggled and Veronica had a deep blush in her face as she stomped towards him. His white haired servant angrily whisper-yelled at him.

"James! You cannot do things like that here! What if those vulgar women start having designs on you!"

James rubbed a hand on the back of his head and apologized.

"Sorry Veronica… that was uhh.. bad timing.."

Emily guffawed and slapped her knee as Veronica clenched her fists and stomped the ground in a huff.

James cleared his throat and started walking towards the entrance of the dormitory.

"Well… come on then, we got some business to attend too."

His servants nodded and re-shouldered the heavy packs his sisters had made him take and followed him inside.

A few of the male guardians were in the game room/lounge area and inspected the room from ceiling to floor professionally.

'Woah.. they sure take their job's seriously..'

He walked past them and continued to the stairs. James stopped when he saw Aiden out of the corner of his eye, the older gentleman was wringing his hands nervously and looked terrified.

'Good lord… he's really afraid of women… I suppose it really is hard for men here. He's only level four despite being so old, he couldn't fight back against anyone even if he tried.'

He gave the old man a wicked smile, thinking about Aiden's prank and his own small revenge.

James paused and turned to Veronica.

"Hey, I'm tired. Can you carry me please~"

Veronica nodded eagerly and scooped him up in a flash. James watched as the old man's eyes bulged and he waved as she his servant took him upstairs.

Emily grumbled that it was her turn while Veronica nuzzled him happily. James directed them to the end of the hallway and they walked past a few women with wide eyes.

He saw his servants smirk at the other women as they sauntered down the hallway.

When they reached his room, James sprung out of Veronica's arms. He looked at his servants seriously and spoke like a general giving a top secret mission.

"We are about to go to battle ladies… a great battle that will test your will and try to break your spirit…"

His servants gulped and James continued.

"Are you prepared to follow me into hell?"

The girls nodded at him just as seriously and he smiled.

"Then roll up your sleeves and leave my stuff outside, things are about to get… intensely messy."

The two servants paused and blushed. James shook his head and sighed.

"Get your minds out of the gutter.."

A furious whirlwind of movement exploded in James's room after he gave them the order to clean. James had apparently missed a bunch of stuff and another pile of dirt just as big as the one he swept up earlier was quickly disintegrated with a cast of [Firebolt].

'I really gotta thank auntie for this skill, it's so damn useful.'

They took a small break before going back over the bedroom and tackling the horrid bathroom.

They sat on the plush couch that had been fully cleaned, Emily had taken each cushion out on the balcony and beat them like they owed her money.

He now inspected the rather large room and whistled in appreciation.

'I have my own living room and kitchen.. this is much better than any barracks room or college dorm room I've ever seen… though, it's not like I went to college.'

The only thing that was missing was a TV. He had been in this world for a while now, but the lack of modern luxuries still disappointed him. He shook his head and sighed.

'Aiden said that the hero introduced football to this world… what a guy. It'd be so nice if I could just sit back and relax while watching a game.'

James was taken out of his internal dialogue when a rather angry woman's voice boomed down the hallway.

His door was still propped open so he heard her clearly.

"Really!? This is what the prestige of Skythorn's academy amounts too!? No furniture in the fucking bedroom!?"

James cringed a little and sent a silent prayer to Myen'tal that no one would figure out that the culprit of this robbery was him.

He then smiled as he realized Aiden would be in the receiving end of this woman's outrage.

'Serves him right.. hehehe..'

His servants watched him and immediately figured out from his expressions that the cause of this commotion was in fact, their master.

James ignored the two girls and got up to retrieve his packs from outside, sending another blast of flame at the dust pile he tripped over earlier.

He would've just used his inventory to store it all, but it apparently had a max capacity. James decided that his weapons, various potions and random survival items were more important than keeping the useless clothes inside. Though, he wasn't exactly sure what the max capacity was for his inventory and hadn't even tried to put the packs inside.

This was because each item of clothing was separate and didn't stack in the inventory slots. Each sock, shirt and pair of underwear all took up a whole slot, unlike the potions and gold.

Tossing the packs inside the room, he shut the door and locked it, just in case someone stumbled across his room and saw him pulling out the furniture from his inventory.

He gathered his servants once more and opened the empty bedroom. There wasn't much to clean, but Emily had found a mop earlier and started scrubbing the floor, making it shine. Veronica took out a damp rag and attacked the walls with James.

The hardwood floor was actually quite beautiful and the stone walls, now clear of grime, looked refined.

One by one, James took out his pilfered loot and arranged the furniture to his liking. He got to work unpacking his clothes and hanging them up while speaking to the girls with a grin.

"I'll finish up in here… you two can go ahead and clean the bathroom."

His servants didn't sense anything wrong with this and nodded.

James only felt a little bad as they left the bedroom. He heard the bathroom door open and the girls started immediately dry heaving.

'Sorry about that…'