I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

===Chapter 80 Tang Sanbu, have you taken a fancy to my old sow===

Zhu Bajie is very excited now, he also has a wife now.

It's a pity that due to the existence of Mrs. Gao, the two cannot be together all the time.

Zhu Bajie decided.

I will find Grandpa Gao again in two days, hoping that Grandpa Gao can help both of them.

If it still doesn't work, he can only take the old sow away forcibly, and live happily ever after!

Thinking of good things, Zhu Bajie saw that the pigsty was brightly lit and full of pig food.

Immediately, he became even more excited, the hush at the corner of his mouth kept flowing, and he even quickened his pace a lot.

Zhu Bajie rushed directly into the door, before he could see who was in the room, he hugged Tang Sanzang who had his back turned to him, and opened his mouth to kiss him.

The huge pig's mouth opened, and a stench hit his face.

Tang Sanzang, who was already very confused, was instantly confused by Xun, and Zhu Bajie kissed him on the mouth without paying attention.

"Fucking shit! You pig demon, do you want to work as a laborer?"

Tang Sanzang's face turned green as he struggled hard, but with his small arms and legs, how could he break free from Zhu Bajie's embrace.

At this time, Tang Sanzang remembered the spell set up by Sun Wukong, and hurriedly kicked the nine-ringed tin stick beside him.

"boom!"

After the nine-ring tin stick fell to the ground, it burst into a strong light.

Rumble!

Rumble!

Zhu Bajie, who fell into fantasy, finally felt that something was wrong, and it seemed that the old sow he was holding in his arms was not his beloved old sow.

Zhu Bajie took a closer look and found that Tang Sanzang was staring at him with a pale face.

Oh my god, who is this monk riding a horse? Labor and management even kissed him? ? ?

"Who are you monk? Also, where is my wife?"

Zhu Bajie quickly let go of Tang Sanzang, stepped back quickly, and took out the nine-tooth rake.

Looking at this Tang Sanzang with a bad expression, he asked.

"I'm... vomit~ I'm a learner on horseback!"

Tang Sanzang vomited and revealed his identity.

"Um?!"

Zhu Bajie was taken aback for a moment: "A Buddhist scripture learner?"

"What the hell? You step on a horse to learn Buddhist scriptures!" Zhu Bajie reacted, and looked at Tang Sanzang in shock.

"The poor monk is the person who takes the scriptures. Is there any problem?"

After vomiting, Tang Sanzang finally felt a little more comfortable. Seeing the pig demon's reaction was a little strange, he asked suspiciously.

Zhu Bajie's expression changed drastically, he backed away again and again, spat out a mouthful of blood, and flew away with a "whoosh".

"Spicy chicken!"

Tang Sanzang spit on the ground, and at the same time admired Sun Wukong, the master is awesome.

In front of the battle between the two armies, kill the demon with one word!

Bee is pretending, but he thought that he was actually kissed by the pig demon in order to pretend to be aggressive.

vomit!

Tang Sanzang lay down on the ground again and vomited loudly.

Mom!Laozi's first kiss! !

……

……

After dawn, Gao Taigong cautiously approached the pigsty, wanting to know what Tang Sanzang's results were like last night.

After Gao Taigong pushed open the gate of the backyard.

I saw Tang Sanzang sitting in the backyard with a dark face, with obvious dark circles under his eyes.

"That... holy monk, hasn't the pig demon been subdued?"

Tang Sanzang's face made Grandpa Gao flustered.

If it really didn't surrender, but instead angered the pig demon, then the loss outweighed the gain.

"Nothing, the pig demon has surrendered, and I will come to the door to apologize later!"

Tang Sanzang is very tired now.

Sun Wukong was not by his side, and he didn't know what to say, so he had to say this to fool Grandpa Gao, and at the same time secretly prayed that he would not be slapped in the face.

Kissed by a pig, if people knew about it, they would be ashamed to face people.

"This is good, this is good!"

Gao Taigong breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the matter was resolved, they would not have to be afraid.

"I don't know where my master is now?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"The immortal master is having dinner with the little girl in the front hall, and the holy monk should go too!"

Gao Taigong is very happy now, his daughter is on the thigh of the immortal master and makes a lot of money.

Tang Sanzang had a resentful expression on his face, Master, he is an old man who has been with his sister for a long time, so he just threw his apprentice aside to be kissed by a pig.

too difficult!

……

……

Under the leadership of Taigong Gao, Tang Sanzang saw Sun Wukong and Gao Cuilan who were eating.

But only Gao Cuilan was eating, and Sun Wukong looked down as if thinking about something.

What surprised Tang Sanzang was Gao Cuilan.

The temperament of the whole person has undergone an earth-shaking transformation. Yesterday it was a little green, but today it has become ethereal.

What makes people change so much?

The change of Gao Cuilan is of course the credit of Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong's cultivation base is a quasi-sage, so if he has trouble with him, can his cultivation base not take him away? ?

"Master, you..."

Just as Tang Sanzang was about to ask about what happened to Monkey King last night, he was interrupted.

"No, the pig demon is here again!"

Tang Sanzang almost suffocated to death.

"Holy Monk, this... the pig demon is here again!" Grandpa Gao reminded fearfully.

"Master!"

Tang Sanzang himself was also caught blind. He didn't expect the pig demon to come so fast, so he hurriedly asked Monkey King for help.

"No problem, he is here to admit his mistake this time!" Sun Wukong explained.

really.

As expected by Monkey King, although there was a panic outside, there was no sign of fighting at all.

Tang Sanzang and Gao Taigong breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there is no trouble.

"Housekeeper, what happened outside? Didn't the pig demon come?"

Gao Taigong quickly asked loudly.

"Master, the pig demon is kneeling outside now, saying that he is asking to see someone who has learned from the scriptures?"

The housekeeper hurried in from outside and explained.

"Amitabha, since he is looking for a poor monk, let him in!"

Tang Sanzang's face turned pale in an instant, he remembered what happened last night, and instantly felt a stench on his face.

"This……"

The butler looked at his master worriedly.

That's a pig demon, what if it starts to surge and hurts people.

"No problem, with our master and apprentice here, the pig demon dare not be presumptuous!"

Tang Sanzang saw his worry, and pretended to be coercive.

"Go, be polite!"

Gao Taigong, who had planned to negotiate with the pig demon, also signaled, and specially urged to be polite.

Because Gao Taigong knew that Tang Sanzang and Monkey King would leave sooner or later.

If he hates the pig demon and comes back to settle the score at that time, there will be no one to help him, so it's better to be careful.

soon.

Zhu Bajie was invited in, and with Gao Taigong's instructions, the servants were very polite.

"Disciple Zhu Bajie, meet the master!"

After Zhu Bajie saw Tang Sanzang, he immediately knelt down and bowed.

"???"

Tang Sanzang was stunned.

What happened?

Why did you call me Master the moment we met?When did I belong to your master?Why don't I know?

Tang Sanzang felt that he was living in a dream.

Gao Taigong looked at Tang Sanzang strangely, no wonder he always felt that something was wrong.

Co-authored and engaged in so many things, all of which Tang Sanzan directed and acted on his own?

Return to the holy monk?

I bother!Fool us honest people.

Say!

Is it because you have taken a fancy to my old sow, so you asked your apprentice to mess with us? ? ?

===Chapter 81 □Zhu Bajie Confused What is Beitian===

Or my daughter has eyes.

The ability of this fairy teacher is obvious, and he has never made a move. It seems that he is unwilling to join forces with them. Very good, very good!

Gao Taigong looked at Sun Wukong standing beside Gao Cuilan and nodded with satisfaction.

Sun Wukong looked at Grandpa Gao in bewilderment.

This bad old man is angry for a while, and smiles for a while. What is he thinking?

"No, wait, you pig monster, why do you call me the poor monk master? The poor monk has never seen you before!"

Tang Sanzang asked in surprise.

"Master, are you the Tang Sanzang who went to the West to collect scriptures?"

Zhu Bajie didn't answer, but instead asked.

"No, no, the poor monk is Tang Sanzang who went to Beitian to learn scriptures!" Tang Sanzang shook his head and said.