I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

It is still possible to scare the pig demon away with one sentence, but it is a bit mysterious to let the pig demon come to ask for sin!

"of course it's true!"

Monkey King said affirmatively, "As long as you do what I say, there will be absolutely no problems!"

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up: "Good guy, it's labor and management's turn to play tricks!"

……

But soon.

Tang Sanzang realized that he came to Gao Laozhuang this time, but he was fooled by Buddhism.

With the experience of tragic death before, Tang Sanzang wondered if there were other traps hidden in it.

"Master, are you sure there is no problem?"

Tang Sanzang confirmed again.

Sun Wukong nodded, "Master will not harm you!"

With Sun Wukong's guarantee, Tang Sanzang was very at ease.

In his eyes, Buddhism has been cheating him, while Monkey King has been helping him.

"Okay, old man, the poor monk has agreed to this matter, and I will surrender that pig demon tonight!"

Tang Sanzang said righteously.

===Chapter 79 □ Tang San buried the master, the apprentice wanted to pretend to beep...===

Gao Taigong finished speaking gratefully, then looked at Monkey King flirting with his daughter, and asked,

"I don't know this eminent monk, bah, what's the plan for this handsome immortal master?"

Sun Wukong's flowing hair and handsome and invincible face really made Gao Taigong unable to call out the word "high monk".

Not to mention.

How could an eminent monk hook up with his daughter?

But seeing that Gao Cuilan was also affectionate, Mrs. Gao understood that this daughter was no longer his.

Fortunately, no pig arch!

Grandpa Gao couldn't help but feel a little fortunate.

And this fairy teacher is very good.

Just a breath of immortality makes people stand up, if there is such a person as a son-in-law.

That's still pretty good.

Especially after seeing the pig demon Zhu Bajie, Gao Taigong felt that this world was too dangerous.

"Amitabha, let me protect the safety of Guizhuang!"

Tang Sanzang said pretendingly, and stood in front of Monkey King, blocking the admiring gaze of Grandpa Gao.

"Thank you holy monk!"

Gao Taigong still thanked him gratefully: "Then I will take care of you!"

Then Taigong Gao looked at Gao Cuilan and said, "Cuilan, you must treat the fairy master yourself and give birth to more fairy seeds!"

Done.

Gao Taigong even gave Gao Cuilan a wink.

"Father~" Gao Cuilan said shyly, her face flushed, but she did not refuse.

Sun Wukong looked at Grandpa Gao in surprise, not bad, old guy, he has a future!

……

……

Tang Sanzang and Monkey King came to the pigsty first.

After Sun Wukong secretly broke the spell arranged by Zhu Bajie, he gave Tang Sanzang a chance to pretend.

After Tang Sanzang received Sun Wukong's eyes, he understood, stood in front of the door and chanted the Buddha's name: "Ami Tofu!"

Then Tang Sanzang signaled to Gao Taigong: "Benefactor, I am a Buddha, this layer of membrane has been broken by me!"

"Let's go in!"

Gao Taigong looked bewildered, is this the end?Didn't this happen?

Tang Sanzang didn't care about Taigong Gao's reaction, and directly stretched out his hand and pushed open the door to look at the backyard.

"Squeak!!"

The courtyard door was pushed open by Tang Sanzang.

Grandpa Gao was stunned and knelt on the ground, "The Holy Monk's Dharma is boundless!"

Although he didn't see anything, it didn't stop him from flattering.

After all, the door did open.

Immediately, several people arrived in front of the pigsty unimpeded all the way, Gao Taigong asked cautiously: "Dare to ask the holy monk, where is the pig demon now?"

Tang Sanzang subconsciously looked at Monkey King, and after seeing Monkey King shaking his head, he replied:

"Don't worry, old man, the pig demon is not here at the moment, but even if it is, it doesn't matter, the poor monk Dawei Tianlong directly surrendered him!"

Seeing Tang Sanzang's arrogance, Gao Taigong immediately gained confidence, and then ordered the female family behind him to drag the old sow out.

After knowing that Taigong Gao was willing to help them, the old sow quickly said that she was grateful.

Everyone knows from the mouth of the old sow.

Although she hid in the pigsty, the pig demon would come to pet her every night for the past two days.

Therefore, Tang Sanzang decided to subdue the pig demon tonight! !

……

"Master, what should I do at night?"

Tang Sanzang consulted cautiously, his eyes were shining, and he was trembling a little, he wanted to pretend.

"Teacher, what you have to do is very simple, that is, after the pig demon comes over, you only need to yell: I'm a man who learns scriptures by riding a horse! Everything will be fine!"

Sun Wukong explained.

"Is it really that simple?"

Tang Sanzang was taken aback for a moment, his heart was ready to move.

"It's that simple!"

Sun Wukong shrugged, Zhu Bajie was brought by Guanyin to escort the Buddhist scriptures.

There may be a mission given to him by the Heavenly Court. After knowing that Tang Sanzang is a Buddhist learner, he must be panicked to death, and it would be a ghost to run away without turning his head.

"But that's not enough!"

Tang Sanzang muttered to himself.

"Uh……"

Sun Wukong was speechless. You are trying to pretend to be co-author. If you don't say it, it's over.

This matter should not be too simple!

"Teacher, how about this, I cast a one-time spell on your nine-ring tin rod, it has no effect, it's just enough to dazzle, just tap it once, and you can do the rest yourself!"

"Good guy, I'll directly 6666!" Tang Sanzang was very satisfied.

As for what Sun Wukong does at night.

What are you doing?Damn girl!

Next to her is a cute little girl waiting to be trusted, her eyes almost melted.

Moreover.

Mr. Gao has already provided such a good soft bed, wouldn't it be too wasteful not to use it!

……

……

it is good!

In the blink of an eye, it was dark!

Tang Sanzang was feasting on the big fish and meat on the table, all of which he had fooled over from Grand Master Gao, saying that it was used by the pig demon.

Although Mrs. Gao was very skeptical.

But he knew that the monk didn't eat meat, and when the pig demon was in his manor, the most he ate was steamed buns, and he had never seen him eat meat.

But Gao Taigong didn't say it, thinking that Tang Sanzang might really have some ideas!

It's a pity that this time Taigong Gao believed in the wrong person, Tang Sanzang just wanted to eat meat!

Moreover, the recent Tang Sanzang has been a little flaky, and it is no longer good to eat.

This big meal was baked by Tang Sanzang himself.

……

An hour later, when Tang Sanzang, whose mouth was full of oil, was thinking about whether to have another table, a black cloud flew from the sky.

Immediately afterwards, a pig demon appeared in the backyard, which was Zhu Bajie.

……

the other side.

Monkey King is in Gao Cuilan's room at this time, and the two are exchanging their lives.

As soon as Zhu Bajie appeared, Monkey King sensed it.

"coming!"

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth curled up, and he was still looking forward to what happened next.

If it wasn't for the company of his sister, he would never have missed this good show.

"Is the pig demon coming?"

Gao Cuilan leaned against Sun Wukong's arms, her eyes were full of spring, and she looked longing.

"That's right, we've arrived at the pigsty now!"

Sun Wukong nodded.

"Then why don't you help your apprentice? He's just an ordinary person!"

Gao Cuilan asked in surprise.

"Huh? How did you know?" Sun Wukong was a little curious.

"I saw it!"

Gao Cuilan was a little proud: "Every time before making a decision, he would want to discuss it with you, which is very problematic!"

"Smart, what else?"

Sun Wukong was a little surprised, but he didn't expect Gao Cuilan to be so smart.

"And when I was in the backyard, I saw the holy monk before chanting the Buddha's name, you gave him a wink, and then the holy monk didn't do anything, just pushed open the door of the backyard, that's what you did too! "

"Yes, the observation is very keen, as expected of the person I like!" Sun Wukong praised.

"Well, aren't you going to help?"

Gao Cuilan's face turned red, and she looked at Monkey King strangely, who was still talking glibly here at this time, not worried about Tang Sanzang's safety at all.

Of course Sun Wukong doesn't care about Tang Sanzang's safety. If Zhu Bajie killed Tang Sanzang, he would still clap his hands and cheer.

Unfortunately.

Now Zhu Bajie only hurts but not kills, and after knowing Tang Sanzang's identity, it is even more impossible to do it!