I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"Shouldn't Zhu Bajie be with that white piggy in the pigsty now?"

Sun Wukong was a little anxious.

Gao Cuilan is such a good cabbage, how can it make pigs humiliate him, he is not bad!

I had known that I would go to Gao Lao Zhuang again that night, so that I would be safe.

It's because I trusted the system too much, and now I'm cheated!

[Host, spreading rumors requires evidence, otherwise the system has the right to sue you for defamation! 】

"Huh? There is something wrong with your reward, and you still say I slandered you?" Monkey King was not happy.

[The host, produced by the system, must be a high-quality product, with absolute quality assurance, there is only one possibility for something to go wrong, and that is your operation error! 】

"Fart, my old grandson only took the medicine after confirming it again and again, and there will definitely be no problems!"

[Then there will be absolutely no problem! 】The system said firmly.

"Then how did Jintou Jiedi say that Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan are getting along?" Sun Wukong asked suspiciously.

The system simply doesn't answer.

But soon.

Sun Wukong remembered it.

Wufang Jiedi has been monitoring him and Tang Sanzang recently, and has never left.

So what is the situation in Gao Laozhuang now, Wu Fang Jie Di Cliff himself does not know!

Thinking about it this way, Monkey King has the bottom line. It must be that Jintoujiedi was performed according to the previous script, without investigating the actual situation.

"Oh? Is this true?"

After listening to Jintou Jiedi's words, Tang Sanzang confirmed again.

If there are monsters who do evil, he must surrender. He is duty-bound to do this kind of thing, after all, he is not the Tathagata Buddha of Japan.

"That's true!"

Jintou Jiedi said affirmatively.

Zhu Bajie's script was written in this way. Although Tang Sanzang's speed was a few days faster than originally planned, it did not affect the occurrence of things.

Now what should have happened has already happened, even if Tang Sanzang goes, it will not change.

Tang Sanzang nodded, then looked at Monkey King, and asked, "Master, are you sure you can deal with that pig demon?"

"Hehe, it's just a pig demon, I can get it done in a few clicks!"

Sun Wukong said indifferently.

He is the pinnacle of quasi-sage, it is not too much to hang and beat Zhu Bajie casually, right?

Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Sun Wukong can deal with it, it doesn't matter if he leaves.

"Then lead the way!"

Tang Sanzang gestured.

"Okay!" Jintou Jiedi smiled awkwardly.

Immediately, Jintou Jiedi stopped talking, pointed in the direction of Gao Laozhuang, and ran away.

How embarrassing to be seen through the disguise.

"Oh, that's it? You still want to lie to me!"

Tang Sanzang's tone was disdainful.

"Let's go, Gao Laozhuang, let's subjugate demons!"

Tang Sanzang held a nine-ringed tin stick in his hand, looking like a majestic and upright man, said righteously.

Before Sun Wukong could answer, Tang Sanzang poked the Lamborghini with the nine-ring tin stick,

"Buzz! Buzz! Lamborghini, speed up for me. When I get to Gaolaozhuang, I invite you to be a lady dragon!"

"Pfft!"

Ao Lie was unsteady and almost threw Tang Sanzang out.

"Teacher, I think it's better not to do this in the future for the sake of your life. I'm afraid you'll throw yourself to death!"

After Sun Wukong helped Tang Sanzang up, he comforted him.

"Uh……"

Tang Sanzang stopped talking, and after glaring fiercely at the Bailong brand old scooter, he climbed up again.

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the other side.

The other four Jiedi in the sky were very interested in Jintou Jiedi's sudden return.

"Jintou Jiedi, what happened? Why didn't you take Tang Sanzang to Gao Lao Village and come back so soon?" Yintou Jiedi asked in surprise.

The other three Kaidi also pricked up their ears.

"Don't mention it, it's revealing!"

Jintou Jiedi looked unhappy.

At the same time, I complained to Tathagata in my heart. Originally, Longma was quite good, and the speed was neither too fast nor too slow, just able to follow the script.

It's all right now, I got an old sports car, and the speed is so fast that it directly destroyed the plan.

Originally, it was only necessary to lure Gao Cai to the vicinity after no one could subdue Zhu Bajie in a few days.

Well now, Gao Cai is still in Gao Laozhuang, so he has to pretend to be Gao Cai to trick Tang Sanzang.

The most embarrassing thing is to be seen through.

It was because of this hot chicken car that he exposed his flaws, and he blamed Tathagata!

===Chapter 77 No.70 [-]% off, why do you like my pig===

After knowing the truth of the matter.

The other four Jiedi looked at each other in blank dismay, but luckily Tang Sanzang rushed to Gaolaozhuang as planned.

"Yintou Jiedi, you go to Gao Laozhuang, take Gaocai away while no one is looking, don't let him come back if Tang Sanzang doesn't leave!" Jintou Jiedi hastily ordered.

"It's not so, it's just a mortal, it has no influence on our plan!" Yintou Jieti said disapprovingly.

"Don't take it to heart, Tang Sanzang seems to be a variable, some evil ways, maybe some moths come out, just in case!"

Jintou Jiedi reminded, "Don't forget, so many things that were planned so perfectly before, all turned upside down in the end. Will such an obvious loophole be caught this time?"

Yintou Jiedi's expression changed, "Okay! I'll go right away!"

After speaking, he flew directly to Gao Laozhuang.

"Hope it doesn't happen again this time!"

Jintou Jieti muttered to himself.

It's just that he didn't know that the accident had already happened.

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It took Tang Sanzang a whole day to finally arrive at Gaolaozhuang.

At this time, Gao Lao Zhuang could still see the festive dress, but the whole manor did not have a festive atmosphere.

"jump jump jump!"

As usual, Sun Wukong turned into a Pianpian reader and went to knock on the door.

Tang Sanzang didn't plan to say anything about Sun Wukong's illusioned appearance, he was handsome as long as he was handsome, he was used to it anyway.

"I don't know who you are looking for?"

It was an old man who opened the door. After seeing Sun Wukong, he asked in surprise.

"Hello, donor, our master and apprentice are monks from the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty. We passed by the precious land and heard that there were monsters at work, so we came here to surrender!"

"Monk?"

The old man looked at Sun Wukong with a dazed expression, why would he become a monk if he is so handsome, why would he come to my house to be a door-to-door son-in-law and eat soft food? ? ?

"Master, why don't you go in?" Tang Sanzang became impatient, he was hungry and wanted to eat meat.

The old man probed to look behind Sun Wukong, this time he found a strange steel monster with a monk in his belly, he was shocked immediately.

"Ah! Monsters! Monsters are coming!"

After yelling, the old man ran into the inner courtyard jumping up and down.

"Uh... what monster?" Tang Sanzang looked confused.

"Isn't that?" Monkey King pointed to the old scooter.

"Lamborghini? It's so cool, and it doesn't look like a monster!"

Tang Sanzang patted the old scooter and said doubtfully.

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Movement at the door.

Naturally, it alarmed Mr. Gao who was still in the inner courtyard, and he walked over cautiously under the escort of his servants.

After seeing the gigantic Lamborghini, he almost turned his back on it.

"Ah! Why is there another monster here? What a crime my grandpa Gao has done!"

Gao Taigong cried and grabbed the ground directly, with a look of grief and anger.

"Father, don't worry, this man doesn't look like a monster!"

Gao Cuilan at the side glanced at Monkey King, and quickly comforted him.

Especially Monkey King, so handsome and handsome, he is completely different from monsters!

At this time, Sun Wukong looked at Gao Cuilan, his eyes lit up immediately, good guy, it really looks more beautiful if you look closer!

At the same time, above the sky, Wufang Jiedi was dumbfounded.

According to the plan.

Gao Cuilan should be locked in the backyard now, and Zhu Bajie cast a spell on her.

Except for Zhu Bajie himself, no one else can open it at all.

But now Gao Cuilan is standing here intact.

What's happening here?

Wufang Jiedi expressed complete ignorance.

"The system is mighty! The system is domineering! I sincerely apologize for blaming you before!"

Sun Wukong is very happy now.

Now his appearance looks like a handsome reader, not a monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth, and Gao Cuilan should not be too suitable.

……

With Gao Cuilan's reassurance, Mr. Gao also regained his composure, and looked at the two guests carefully.

Sun Wukong looks handsome and handsome, with a talent, at first glance, he looks like a rich and noble person, and he is definitely not an ordinary person.

Although Tang Sanzang was thin-skinned and tender-skinned, the horse he was riding was mighty and uncommon, and it seemed a little reliable.

"I beg the eminent monk to help me!"

Immediately, Grandpa Gao knelt down to ask for help, and those servants and Gao Cuilan also knelt down.

"call!"