I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

No wonder Zhu Bajie even forgot Chang'e, no wonder!

Although Sun Wukong has never met Chang'e, this Gao Cuilan is extremely beautiful.

No, how could such a beautiful girl be harmed by Zhu Bajie?

After making up his mind, Monkey King decided to make trouble.

Judging from the fact that Zhuangzi is putting up lanterns and festoons.

Mr. Gao should be planning to marry Gao Cuilan tonight, if he doesn't do it, it may be too late.

According to the speed of Tang Sanzang's old scooter.

It will take three days at the fastest to get here, and the day lily will be cold by then.

……

……

"System, what about my reward from Guanyin Temple last time?" Rubbing his hands, Sun Wukong asked.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for destroying the plot of Journey to the West, reward the law of cause and effect x1, and reward three hundred drops of Yin-Yang Spring Water! 】

"Damn! If labor and management hadn't asked, would you have taken it for me?" Sun Wukong was very dissatisfied. What does this system mean?

【Ding!It is impossible to steal it privately, and it is impossible to steal it privately in this life! 】

"Then why did you give it to me now?"

【Ding!System failure, calculation is in progress...]

"Forget it! Forget it, tell me what's the use of spring water first?" Sun Wukong didn't bother to say anything to the system, so he asked straightforwardly.

[Yin-yang spring water, colorless and odorless, is a childbirth reminder from the original world, which can make people lusty! 】

"Bull beep!" After listening, Monkey King slowly raised his middle finger.

……

Afterwards, Monkey King wandered around Gao's house, and soon found a good guy.

And the other side.

Zhu Bajie has stopped working at this time.

He always had the feeling that something bad was going to happen, and this feeling was getting stronger and stronger.

But I don't know where it happened.

Just when Zhu Bajie was thinking hard.

He suddenly felt a slight sensation in himself, as if his little brother had moved a little bit.

The yin and yang spring water, just leaked out, is so terrifying!

"Could it be that you think of my wife?"

Pig Bajie directly flowed out the halazi.

Mr. Gao asked him what he meant before.

Do you want to be married to Gao Laozhuang, if you are willing, betroth your youngest daughter Gao Cuilan to him.

Although Zhu Bajie has not met Gao Cuilan yet.

However, those who have seen Gao Cuilan's two older sisters, their appearance is indeed that of a shy flower in a closed moon.

And it was rumored that Gao Cuilan was prettier than her two older sisters. Of course, Zhu Bajie had no opinion.

Moreover.

Even if the rumors are wrong, based on his strength, why don't he just leave?

So Zhu Bajie doesn't care about it now, just waiting for the wedding night in the bridal chamber.

……

……

After Sun Wukong arranged the matter, he turned around and went back, and everything was waiting for the development of the matter.

If nothing else, Gao Lao Zhuang will be very lively tonight.

When Monkey King found Tang Sanzang, he handed him the barbecue he had brought back.

He had already seen that Wufang Jiedi had returned, but he didn't care.

Anyway, the strength of Wufang Jiedi will not affect his layout, it doesn't matter.

Tang Sanzang rode on the Lamborghini, ate the barbecue, and continued to set off.

Sun Wukong deliberately didn't point the way, he just wanted to see if Tang Sanzang would find the way directly and go to Gaolaozhuang.

……

There are no surprises.

In just two days of effort, Tang Sanzang's driving route has completely deviated from the direction.

If you follow Tang Sanzang's current direction, it is useless to go to Gaolaozhuang in this life.

Sun Wukong is getting more and more curious, how will Tang Sanzang go to Gaolaozhuang in the end?

Without making Sun Wukong wait too long, someone soon appeared in the direction of Tang Sanzang's advance.

This person, Sun Wukong, has also met. He is in Gao Lao Zhuang, the housekeeper of Gao Taigong's family, and his name is Gao Cai.

But Gao Cai is just a mortal, how could he have run so far?

Sun Wukong directly used his golden eyes, and found out that this talented man was actually Jintou Jiedi in disguise, and it was immediately clear.

This Buddhism can continue in order to learn from the scriptures, and it is hard enough.

Unfortunately.

This time I chose the wrong time.

Tang Sanzang is sleeping.

Now Tang Sanzang has a more serious taste of foreign work. When walking every day, as long as the general direction is correct, he will completely ignore it and drive the smart navigation mode directly, lying in the old scooter to rest. Don’t be too comfortable when you are young. !

now.

Jintou Jiedi was completely dumbfounded.

This Tang Sanzang didn't play cards according to the routine, and if he couldn't see what he said, how could he fool Tang Sanzang into Gaolaozhuang.

"Holy monk stay! Holy monk stay!"

Tang Sanzang, who was lying in the trunk of the Lamborghini, didn't even raise his head, "Master, what happened?"

"Teacher, it seems that someone is calling you!"

"Strange, how could someone call me in this wilderness?"

Tang Sanzang immediately became alert.

The last time someone called him in the wilderness was when Avalokitesvara gave him a golden hoop, his head exploded in the end, and he died a miserable death!

Now someone is calling him again.

It always gave him a bad feeling.

"Wukong, are you sure you are a mortal?"

Tang Sanzang confirmed.

"Hey, I can only say that it's not a monster!" Sun Wukong replied meaningfully.

Tang Sanzang was quick-witted in an instant, got up and stepped on the brakes.

The first reaction is.

If you're on a horse, Buddhism is going to trick him again!

But now he is not so easy to fool, and at the same time he wants to see what tricks Fomen wants to play.

Seeing Tang Sanzang stop.

Jintou Jiedi heaved a sigh of relief, if he didn't stop, he would have to use spells to forcibly stop the car.

"Holy monk stay, I have something to ask for!"

===Chapter 76 Tang Sanzang is still revealing the truth===

What surprised Jintou Jiedi was that.

Tang Sanzang's reaction was very strange. Not only did he not ask him why, but he also looked at him strangely.

"Holy Monk, I don't know why you look at me like that?"

Jintou Jiedi looked confused, he didn't know what was strange about him, did he expose himself?

"Aren't you afraid of me?"

Tang Sanzang asked in surprise.

"The holy monk is joking, the holy monk is an eminent monk at first glance, why should the villain be afraid?" Jintoujie said strangely.

"Haha!" Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes at him.

"My steel armored car, are you not afraid to see it?"

"Uh……"

Jintou Jiedi was speechless.

He had completely forgotten that he had transformed into a mortal now, and the first reaction of ordinary people seeing this steel monster was that the monster was coming, and then they turned their heads and ran away.

But not only did he not run away.

Instead, he moved up like a fool. If there is no problem, he will go to hell.

However, Jintoujia's mind turned quickly, and he immediately thought of an explanation.

"It's like this, the villain has seen the Buddha's light here from far away, and there must be a Taoist monk who appeared here, so the villain rushed here."

"As for the holy monk's mount, although the villain is also very afraid, since he sat down with the holy monk, he must have been surrendered by the holy monk, so the villain is not so afraid."

"In addition, the villain has something important to ask for, no matter how scared he is, the villain will come out and stop the holy monk!"

Straightforward and forceful justification.

Jintou Jiedi heaved a sigh of relief, then looked up at Tang Sanzang, only to find that Tang Sanzang was still looking at him strangely.

"Pfft!"

Sun Wukong couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed directly, he didn't expect that Buddhism's ability to make up nonsense was so powerful.

After Jintou Jiedi saw Monkey King laughing, he instantly understood what happened.

This monkey has piercing eyes. With such weird behavior, one can tell his true identity at a glance.

Tang Sanzang must have learned about the Dao situation from Sun Wukong now.

leave!Humiliated!

Jintou Jiedi's face turned red.

"Tell me, what do you need a poor monk to do?"

Tang Sanzang was too lazy to dismantle it, he just wanted to know what Jintou Jiedi wanted to do here!

Got it!

Tang Sanzang didn't expose it, let's continue to act!

Jintou Jiedi had no choice but to continue his performance.

"The villain is the housekeeper of Gao Lao Zhuang not far ahead, called Gao Cai. On the day of our young lady's wedding two days ago, a pig demon made a big noise at the young lady's wedding, and wanted to kidnap our young lady!"

"Until now, our young lady is still trapped in the backyard by the pig demon. Our master hopes to ask for the help of experts from all over the world to subdue the pig demon and rescue the young lady!"

Sun Wukong was a little confused, why did Zhu Bajie still get along with Gao Cuilan?

It shouldn't be, did he do something wrong?

"System, is your Yin-Yang Spring Water fake? Why didn't it work?"