Chapter 19 - A Broadcast with Sweet, Bitter, Salty, and Spicy Flavors (5)
“I’m really grateful, but you made a calculation error.”
‘AsiaPrezLilme’ donated 1,000 won!
-What calculation
“You need to give me the amount that covers the donation fees, withholding tax, and payment agency fees.”
‘AsiaPrezLilme’ donated 1,000 won!
-I paid transaction fees too, you crazy bitch
“Don’t care.”
-Lolololololololololol
-Lololololol
-So cold lol
-The head of 10 siblings is cold..
-The woman most suited for capitalism
-But it’s actually true
-She’s like Shylock, crazy lol
‘AsiaPrezLilme’ donated 1,000 won!
-Come back to Discord
As soon as I entered Discord, a sharp yelling voice pierced my ears.
─Hey, you crazy f*cking bitch-!
“Well, I’m right.”
─No, you extremely wicked bitch. Just eat a flea’s liver instead. I lost my editor, lost the game, and lost 10 million won, don’t you feel sorry for me at all?
Then a video donation rang out.
‘Daddy Bird’ donated 1,000 won!
[Clip of Han Yeoreum putting her hands together saying “Please give-“]
“Did you see the donation clip just now?”
─I saw it.
“Isn’t our youngest cute?”
─She’s cute.
“Then don’t you naturally want to give?”
─I don’t.
“Then I guess this is the end of HaYoo and Lilme’s relationship forever. Go in peace…”
─Aaaaah-! Why are you really doing this?
Lilme drawled her words as if throwing a tantrum.
Ignoring her, I put my hands together in front of the camera and brought my face closer. As bright and clean as Han Yeoreum as possible.
“Then pwease give the rest.”
─…I’m really sorry, but can I ask one question?
“Go ahead.”
─Which ward are you from? You seem to be from the same closed ward as me.
Well. I’ve never been to a closed ward, but I think I’ll need to get some psychiatric medication soon.
Trying to protect a crumbling family by acting cute in front of the camera like this, geez.
Lilme spoke in a low voice.
─Please give me back at least my editor number one.
“It’s mine, why are you taking it away?”
─You took it first, you b*tch.
“Then should we let the editor choose directly?”
─Go ahead, you crazy bitch. Do you know how much I paid that bastard? Of course he’ll choose me.
I called Mio with a confident tone.
“Mio. Are you here now?”
Mio answered among the flood of texts.
[M : Yes]
“Choose where you want to go directly. Candidate 1, an arrogant, vicious, wicked, unvirtuous, unreasonable, and inhuman 25-year-old has-been ahjumma.”
─I’m not an ahjumma, you f*cking bitch!
Ignoring her lightly, I introduced myself as candidate 2.
“Candidate 2. Good at Galaxy War, buys meals well, pretty and lovely new big rookie in her twenties. Who do you want to follow?”
-Ah fck fire that bastard
-Candidate 2? Mmph! Mmph!
-1 voters OUT
-Fcking envious bastard
-Fcking flower in both hands
-Haraguro vs Menhera lol
-Crazy unnie and even crazier unnie
-I hate both terribly, you crazy bitches lolol
-You fcking pay and edit yourself
[M : I… choose HaYoo-nim.. ㅠㅠ]
I raised one corner of my mouth and gloated.
“That’s what he says.”
─Ah, just get lost. I wouldn’t take someone like you even if given a truckload. Moon Jaehyun, you bat-like bastard.
Lilme kept muttering to herself as if frustrated.
And then.
‘AsiaPrezLilme’ donated 2,000,000 won!
-Is this enough? Tsk
“Aaaaaaah-! As expected, Asia’s eternal president Lilme unnie!”
A joyful hum naturally came out.
This refreshing feeling of all the stressful worries I’ve had so far being cleared away in one go.
Ah, money really is the best.
Then Lilme brought up the main point.
─But do you really have no intention of coming to Asia?
“Ah, why do you keep spitting on my face. No, I don’t.”
I heard the sound of suppressed laughter through the earphones.
─Pfft… No, you don’t seem to know about the ominous rumors circulating on Twimer these days. If this explodes, it’ll be an incident…
“Aaaaaaah-! Shut up, you star-selling bastard!”
I hurriedly shouted to drown out Lilme’s audio.
Does she have any business ruining someone else’s livelihood?
I didn’t care at all what that rumor was about, but if it reached the ears of Twimer management that such words came out through my broadcast, I would be the one to suffer and be marked.
I blurted out words as if trying to clean up what she had said.
“Huaah! I’m one with the Twimer viewers now! I will broadcast with a feeling of never forgetting the grace of this Twimer platform that I respect! Right, Twimer buddies?!”
-Unnie…
-At eaaaaaaase
-Extreme
-Galaxy War gallery likable nickname Great HaYoo!
-Lock
-Love you!Love you!Love you!Love you!
-Extreme
-Lock
-?
-When did I fuse with you
─So you really won’t come?
“Unless I get permanently banned, I won’t go now.”
As if I would ever get permanently banned?
Lilme spoke with a voice that couldn’t hide her disappointment.
─That’s too bad. But thanks to you, I had a delicious broadcast. Lastly, how do you feel about collaborating with Asia’s president?
“…It was sh*tty.”
─Crazy bitch. You don’t lose a single word.
“I’m thankful for today. I’m sorry for stealing your editor. Next time I’ll treat you to a meal.”
─Forget the meal. Next time let’s go to the club together as princesses and shake our butts…
“Get lost!”
I abruptly cut off Discord.
Princess, my ass.
“This ahjumma really can’t get her act together. Anyway, did you all enjoy today’s broadcast?”
With a pounding heart, I looked at the chat window.
-Super fun
-Really legendary, communities are going crazy now
-Gameco, DC are all broadcasting HaYoo’s stream lol
-She creates legendary incidents every time she turns on lol
-Don’t tell me it’s the end of the stream?
-What’s the major announcement
-Let’s do more
“It’s not the end of the stream. We should continue Galaxy War. I’ll make the major announcement when I end the stream.”
The show must go on.
Above all, I was still hungry.
I had already far surpassed my daily donation goal, but I hadn’t yet met my daily practice quota.
I lightly stretched my finger joints and changed the broadcast title.
[Starting Top Tier Dojo Challenges]
[143,212 viewers]
[HaYoo]
I queued up. Maybe because it was the top-tier score range, it took ages for a game to be found.
After the matching time passed 3 minutes,
“Oh, finally matched!”
The opponent’s race was Human.
The ID was xxx[Monster]?
Whoever it was, judging by the high score, it was clearly a pro gamer.
“Does anyone know who this is?”
Then reports poured in from the chat window.
-IRC pro Byun Minsuk
-Minsuk hyung hi
-Fun guaranteed lol
-Barcode’s invitation to the abyss ON
Byun Minsuk was a player with considerable standing. A former champion and outstanding performer in the pro league.
Playing against such a player would surely be a great help in improving my skills. If I win, donations would be a bonus.
The game started.
While I was contemplating which build to use…
xxx[Monster]: gg
xxx[Monster] has left the game.
Suddenly the opponent left the game.
“Huh?”
-?
-??
-Now winning with fighting spirit…