NOVEL NEXT Chapter 18 - A Broadcast with Sweet, Bitter, Salty, and Spicy Flavors (4)
At the end of the countdown,
The second game started.
If Lilme loses here, the match ends.
‘Solar’, one of the official maps, was a 2-player map with starting points at 1 o’clock and 7 o’clock positions.
Lilme’s assigned starting point was 7 o’clock.
Lilme’s expression horribly distorted when she confirmed the starting position.
Because the modified cheating position was at 1 o’clock.
“Ah, f*ck, really nothing’s going right today.”
=This bitch is really legendary lol
=Karma lololololol
=Even God has abandoned her…
=Outclassed in skill, luck, and looks
=This is really f*cking hilarious lololol
=Barcode unnie, teach this bitch a lesson lol
But Lilme wasn’t one to give up here.
Her mischievous instinct immediately surfaced, and she put on a clumsy act.
s6e9x[4u]: Ah f*ck
s6e9x[4u]: Internet disconnected
I1li1lI1lil1i: ?
I1li1lI1lil1i: It’s fine though? lol
s6e9x[4u]: Ah shut up idiot
s6e9x[4u]: It’s really disconnected fr fr
s6e9x[4u] has left the game.
“Pfft, ah, the internet is really disconnecting. I’ll remake the room, oppas.”
Lilme quickly created a new room.
‘This time I’ll get the 1 o’clock position, right?’
She started again with high expectations, but Lilme’s crumpled expression didn’t smooth out.
“Aaaaargh, you f*cking bitch-!”
Again, she started at 7 o’clock.
Lilme, now thoroughly heated, mercilessly slammed her keyboard. Her face, alternating between red and blue, was filled with anger. Brushing up her disheveled hair, she typed in the chat again.
s6e9x[4u]: Ah really
s6e9x[4u]: Someone seems to be DDoSing
s6e9x[4u]: For real fr
s6e9x[4u] has left the game.
Lilme clasped her hands and pleaded.
To the non-existent DDoS attacker.
“Ah, dear brothers. Please don’t DDoS me. I need to teach this bastard a lesson today. You want to see this bastard get crushed, right? I’m begging you. Okay?”
=?
=??
=This bitch lolololololol
=What did we do lol
=She’s creating a non-existent DDoS attacker lol
=This bitch can’t act for shit
=This bastard really does everything
She glanced and quickly checked the viewer count.
[Lilme vs Barcode 3/2 0:1 Eyebrows+Hair vs 10 Million Won Crazy Comeback START]
[254,992 viewers]
[BJ Lilme]
The viewer count approaching 300,000.
Lilme silently laughed and created the third room.
“This crazy star seller, really!”
Why does she keep leaving?
The internet ping seems fine, but Lilme keeps leaving, making me frustrated.
I was about to do a victory dance thinking I’d get 10 million won if I win this match. Is she doing this on purpose to avoid giving the money?
…No.
Lilme isn’t that foolish.
This situation is like the climax of a movie. Suddenly cutting it off here would be like a silent declaration of eternal enmity with the viewers.
Then what is it? Why does she keep leaving?
Even though I want to ask the viewers,
“Everyone. I’ll unfreeze the chat after it’s all over. I’m worried she might nitpick saying I played while looking at the chat. So please be patient for a bit.”
I can’t even ask.
Suppressing the raging fire inside me, I started calmly reasoning.
What kind of BJ was she in my previous life?
Like a rugby ball that could bounce in any direction, a mischievous person whose actions were completely unpredictable. But a BJ who couldn’t be easily hated.
That’s the kind of BJ Lilme was.
Maybe that’s why she often uses tricks. But instead of using them sneakily behind the scenes, she’s the type to use them blatantly in front of viewers. Knowing this, viewers tend to laugh it off as fun rather than getting angry.
So what kind of trick is she pulling now?
What cute mischief is she up to?
Wait a minute.
Both times, my starting point was 1 o’clock, right?
That means…
This map is a cheating map.
Lilme’s chat suddenly stopped.
As I persistently pressured her, she now comes out with her head held high.
I threw a fastball without any breaking ball.
Lilme’s chat stops again.
Was it really a cheating map?
But… it doesn’t matter.
I’ll still win.
The final countdown that tickles the heart.
How to win against a cheating map.
How an Alien counters the endless waves of Insect units.
The answer is simple.
“You’re saying Lilme-nim and HaYoo-nim are having a match right now?”
Hyun Junho, who had just turned on his broadcast after finishing practice, listened with interest.
“Wouldn’t there be a big skill gap?”
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-HaYoo gave 2 handicaps: vision + removing two workers
Hyun Junho laughed and waved his hand.
“Nah, still can’t win. HaYoo is at a pro level.”
‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-But Lilme made it a cheating map lol super fun
“A cheating map? Then that’s a different story.”
Interested, Hyun Junho immediately entered HaYoo’s broadcast. Perhaps because it was a battle between rival platforms, HaYoo’s viewers had surpassed 100,000.
The game situation was just at the beginning stage.
“It’s a cheating map, but not an extremely cheating one. You know those conscience-less maps where minerals and gas are all clumped together in one spot.”
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-Could you win if it was you?
After careful consideration, Hyun Junho answered.
“…It’s pretty tough. The opponent isn’t just anyone, but a former Galaxy War broadcaster who often reaches Ladder A, right? But with two handicaps and a cheating map, it gets a bit intense. Moreover, it’s an Insect-favored map.”
However, another thought also sprang up.
Han Yujin might be different.
Ever since seeing her compete with Joo Sehun at her house, Hyun Junho had unknowingly become a ‘Han Yujin advocate’.
A flawless and concise personal screen without wasted movements, revolutionary build orders, screen transitions as fast as a water-filled swallow.
As an Alien user, she was close to perfect.
The most surprising thing was her strategy of somehow finding a way out even when faced with crisis moments.
“I’ll watch the game for now.”
The game flowed smoothly like a match between an expert and an intermediate player.
Han Yujin’s workers kept harassing, and Lilme’s hunter units scurried about chasing them. Han Yujin poked with Zealots, and Lilme blocked them again.
“Now it’s crucial. How to block that crazy Hydralisk wave coming from the cheating map.”
Han Yujin used Zealots and Corsairs to harass and delay the Hydralisk troop advancement as much as possible.
At the same time, she produced Reavers and upgraded Psionic Storm.
“Right. Hydralisks are weak against Storm.”
The impatient Lilme attacked Han Yujin’s natural expansion with an awkward army, but they melted away to the Cannons spread like a field and Psionic Storms.
I1li1lI1lil1i: Lol
s6e9x[4u]: What are you laughing at
I1li1lI1lil1i: Your army is the one that’s broken though?
s6e9x[4u]: F*ck off
“If you get caught up in that chat, you’ll lose like I did. Lilme-nim, get it together.”
-Lolololololololol
-Testimony from the first victim lolol
-PTSD ON lolol
Han Yujin upgraded Corsair’s air attack and expanded two to three bases while continuing to struggle for control in the central area.
And then,
“Why is she making Dark Templars? Didn’t she turn on vision?”
Two Dark Templars came out of Han Yujin’s Gateway.
“Ah, no way.”
The two Dark Templars merged their bodies and transformed into a Dark Archon.
‘Is she going to Mind Control and steal Lilme’s drones?’
An exclamation escaped Hyun Junho’s lips.
“Wow, crazy. Since Lilme is on a cheating map and will have a constant stream of 200 population units anyway, she must have judged that fighting is meaningless and decided to steal the opponent’s workers with Dark Archons to overwhelm with a 400 population.”
Admiration flowed from the chat as well.
-Wow really lolololololol
-What is she…?
-Gaslighting the opponent’s workers, what a savage ㄷㄷ
-“She has become an IQ genius”
-Ha———Yoo
-As expected, one who’s been beaten knows best lol
An unexpected twist.
Two Corsairs and two Shuttles flew towards Lilme’s natural expansion, which was covered in Spore Colonies. Each Shuttle carried a Dark Archon and a Reaver.
“Wait, when did she develop Disruption Web?”
The Corsairs flew in and used the Disruption Web skill on the Spore Colonies. The attacks of the Spores caught in the web were neutralized.
The Reaver that disembarked from the Shuttle tore apart the drones mining resources at the main base and natural expansion with storms, and the Dark Archon quickly Mind Controlled one surviving drone.
s6e9x[4u]: Ah you f*cking bitch
I1li1lI1lil1i: Your worker is pretty good lol
Lilme’s drone transformed into Han Yujin’s drone, and that drone started becoming a Hatchery.
Lilme pulled herself together and tried attacking with even Ultralisks, but Han Yujin blocked Lilme’s wave attacks using all sorts of magic units.
“…It’s over.”
Han Yujin’s Alien army: 200 population.
Added Insect army: 200 population.
A total army of 400 population rained down like hail on Lilme’s main force.
Finally,
I1li1lI1lil1i: This is Twimer
s6e9x[4u]: Get lost you f*cker
s6e9x[4u] has left the game.
I focused so intensely that I forgot to breathe. There really wasn’t a single mistake. Not even once.
Only then did I unfreeze the chat that I had frozen.
Then,
-Great HaYoo
-SSSSSS
-Lil-dick destroyed lolololololol
-10 million won get-todaje
-Good job
-Insane gameplay, how can you beat this?
-Mom! I want to be HaYoo when I grow up!
-Now she even wins on cheating maps lolololol
-Ching cheng chong destr——oyed
-At this level, is pro possible?
-★☆★☆Great HaYoo★☆★☆
“Ah, really. Thank you all so much. My hands are shaking.”
‘Daddy Bird’ donated 100,000 won!
-Good job good job
‘Santa’ donated 100,000 won!
-Hey Han, your victory bonus is here lol
‘CoMan’ donated 100,000 won!
-Ulari risk, high return lolol
“Oh my, everyone! Thank you so much.”
My shoulders danced on their own, and I felt happy to the bone as if I had eaten a sweet madeleine.
“Ah, I’m so happy. Really, thank you all so much. But I wonder when that person will send it…?”
And then,
I heard the most pleasant sound in the world.
‘AsiaPrezLilme’ donated 10,000,000 won!
-Take it… You deserve it… You crazy bitch.