I Became a Malicious Streamer

It was when I was in awe of Minji’s mom’s gigantic heart.

Ding dong!

– It seems like it was made intentionally like that, but that too has its demand, and characters are drawn accordingly.

[The president was a real know-it-all lol]

[The professor’s explanation is insane]

[Is this game a dating sim?]

“Really? It’s so big that it looks bizarre. Just being big doesn’t mean it’s good…”

Greed always brings trouble. Whether it’s too much or too little, moderation is better.

The same goes for breasts. From my perspective, having a relatively large chest, if it’s at the size of Minji’s mother, it would be incredibly inconvenient for daily life.

I mean, just look at me. Starting with shoulder pain and the heavy feeling in front shaking around while I move, just imagine running or jumping—forget it!

[Seriously, that’s crossing the line compared to the bangjang]

[Are you perhaps jealous?]

[Oh my!]

[Jealous of Minji’s mom who’s got that gigantic maternal figure…]

[Women’s jealousy is terrifying]

“What jealousy? You guys, I’m not even a tiny bit envious, okay?”

It’s true; there’s no reason to envy carrying around such a huge burden.

Honestly, I wish mine were just a little smaller right now.

The only advantage of big breasts is that they might look nicer in clothes or look good aesthetically, and when I play with them by myself, it feels good— that’s all there is to it.

Just like how height is a man’s pride, I’ve heard that breast size is that for women.

But even that has limits; just like a man who’s 190 cm tall wouldn’t want to be 2 meters, I think I’ve already gone overboard, so I wouldn’t wish for them to grow bigger.

With that mindset, I passionately explained how uncomfortable it can be to have big breasts, easily enough for even non-women to sympathize.

“When I look down, I can barely see, it’s tough to move around, my shoulders hurt all the time, and keeping my balance is extremely hard.”

[Oh…]

[Teacher, that’s so risqué]

[After hearing the explanation, it seems indeed uncomfortable]

[The pros and cons are clear]

[There are research results saying just looking at breasts calms the mind]

[That should also extend life, right?]

[But when it comes to big breasts vs small breasts, you’d pick big breasts, right?]

[Right lol, big breasts over flat ones]

“No, if I had a choice, I’d just go for small ones. Having big ones is too uncomfortable.”

Even if they got smaller, it wouldn’t significantly impact my daily life; in fact, it would make things much more convenient.

Sure, the outside might lack a bit of volume, and I might feel a bit empty, but that wouldn’t last long.

I’m not one to care about fashion, nor do I enjoy being the center of attention, so I’d probably not care much about it once I adjust.

The more I think about it, the more benefits there are than downsides, right? The only downside would be the loss of that tactile feel of a nice lump of body fat to play with when bored.

[Oh my!]

[No way ㅠㅠ]

[Why would you give that up…]

[A global loss;]

[No way, don’t change, go back]

“It’s my chest, why are you all making a fuss?”

When I asked in disbelief, I received even more unbelievable answers. They said a beautiful person’s chest is worth more than imagination, and they didn’t want even 1 gram of Moller to disappear.

“Wait, the conversation just went off track. Let’s get back to the story.”

What’s so special about those breasts that we spent nearly ten minutes just talking about?

– Our Minji really likes Molbu. I’d like Molbu to take good care of our Minji…

[Yes yes yes yes yes]

[Of course, hehe]

[What will you give if you take good care of her?]

[Umm… not telling…]

[What about Minji’s mom instead of Minji?]

[Oh ho!]

[That’s really cruel]

[Do you guys have any interest in Minji?]

“You guys are talking about taking care of Minji without even properly giving a thought to her mom.”

Talking about my chest and that, while being so shameless.

[Ah lol, you got discovered]

[We all know the teacher will take care of everything well]

[Minji? I know her mom but who’s Minji?]

[How can I refuse when she’s presenting those assets like that, hehe;]

– What’s up, Molbu? Why are you out here?

After finishing my chat with Minji’s mom, I ran into Minji on my way out of her house.

[Minha!]

[Oh Minji, welcome!]

[Mmm… this isn’t the taste I wanted]

[It feels a bit bland]

[Almost all the excitement has faded and Minji has lost her edge…]

[Teacher, I don’t even feel my heart race when I see Minji anymore]

[Minji’s fans ditched her like it was nothing, lol]

[I still like Minji!]

[But isn’t the vibrant Minji better than Minji’s drooping mom?]

[Drooping?; Call it aged, okay?]

[Minji’s mom is like wine, acting stronger with time]

“Hey, you guys say you like Minji and then ditch her, what’s up with that? I’ve got her nearly wrapped around my finger already.”

Anyway, with such flaky attitudes, it’s no wonder. Once you decide on someone, you should only look at that person like a sunflower; if you sway like a reed like that, nothing good will come of it.

– Minji’s favorability reached 80%!

Minji’s current feelings towards you: Affection, fondness, love.

The following events went smoothly. Actually, dating sims don’t really have any difficulty, so if you just pick the right choices in conversation, favorability rises and the story flows quickly.

So, getting along with Minji at school, joking around, eating together, and dropping her off after hanging out at the convenience store, we became that kind of relationship where we do everything except officially date.

“Why won’t we just date? We only keep swinging around. Is this how kids nowadays date?”

[If you ask us that…]

[Do we look like we know? Ah lol]

[I’m technically one of those modern kids, but I haven’t even talked to any girls yet, hehe;]

[It’s an all boys school ^^]

[Don’t make excuses, even in an all boys school, the ones who want to date do date.]

I realized there was still a story left to unfold through what was happening next.

– Kim Molbu, you seem to be hanging around Minji a lot these days?

Minji’s friend Hayeon approached. Hayeon is also a troublemaker like Minji, but different in nature.

While Minji tends to be somewhat good and asks people to buy bread while giving them the leftover money, she is nothing like the true mean ones who demand 500 won for bread then keep 2000 won.

All Minji has done up to now is just boss kids around for bread, but Hayeon is a true delinquent who extorts money and commits violence.

She’s a central figure in the delinquent group that spans the entire grade, and Minji became a delinquent through Hayeon.

– Minji hasn’t been coming to any gatherings lately. Seniors and everyone have been asking a lot. Whenever I ask, she always says she’s busy after school. When I see her sleeping all the time at school, it seems like she must be doing something. Do you know where Minji’s going every day?

Unlike you, who’s out partying, Minji must be busy working part-time. She’s probably serving customers at the convenience store diligently today. Recently, she has even been squeezing out time to study with Molbu.

Seems like she doesn’t know that. They don’t seem that close after all.

Maybe Minji didn’t want to be a delinquent. She just needed a shield to protect herself.

“We can’t let Minji be influenced back into that. Let’s just say we don’t know.”

– I, I don’t know. I don’t know where she’s going either…

– Really? Aren’t you guys close? I thought you’d know.

Hayeon’s snake-like gaze scanned Kim Molbu’s face, slowly inching closer as if she figured something out.

– Kim Molbu, why are your eyes shaking like that? You know something, don’t you? You just lied to me, didn’t you?

– I, I don’t know! I said I don’t know!

“Come on, Molbu. How can you act like that? It’s so obvious. You should’ve just said you didn’t know and left. Would that have been obvious too?”

[Whenever they say Molbu it feels like I’m taking the heat]

[Molbu’s too dumb to even realize that]

[The idiot can’t even tell a lie properly, stupid loser Molbu…]

Well, it was way too tough for socially awkward loser Molbu to even lie. Just coming this far is an accomplishment itself.

– Kim Molbu, since Minji’s treating you well, you think you’ve got it made, huh? Look forward to school life. It’ll be far more fun than you imagine.

Hayeon said that while clopping away, leaving the classroom. Kim Molbu seemed momentarily frozen, as if struck by those words.

“I guess this is the last hurdle. It looks like Molbu’s getting targeted by delinquents, and once Minji finds out, trouble from the delinquents is on its way.”

[Hayeon’s so scary ㅠㅠ]

[This isn’t what I signed up for lol]

[Can’t we just date someone like Hayeon who’s a real delinquent instead of a fake delinquent like Minji?]

[Hayeon’s a real delinquent… she beats kids and steals money, never returns it…]

[Let’s just beat up that despicable Hayeon, right?]

[How the heck would we do that, lol]

[Ah let’s use that thing Molbu has]

[Kim Molbu’s hypnosis app on]

[You lunatics lol]

Truly, they were consistent folks.

Still, it was nice to see everyone enjoying the game. As long as it’s fun, it’s all good.

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