I Became a Malicious Streamer

Switch bums, commonly known as Susu.

If I were to assess these Susu folks, who make up most of my broadcast’s viewers, it seems they’ve been parched for women.

In a community consisting mostly of young men ranging from their teens to those in their 30s and 40s, this was quite a common scenario.

Since the internet guarantees anonymity, their desires become more explicit and primal.

In a society where people are too busy caring about what others think, they can let loose here and express the words that bubble up from the depths of their hearts through this chat window.

These are probably the same people who have never held a girl’s hand but suddenly become harsh critics of female streamers, all while proclaiming themselves as attractive males demanding a meal.

To satisfy the viewer’s needs for women on the broadcast, I brought a game where you can date beautiful girls.

It was a decision to provide indirect satisfaction by experiencing romance with cute girls through the screen, while also ensuring the broadcast remained entertaining.

Of course, if you invest yourself in the game with a pounding heart and suddenly it breaks your immersion, it could hit you hard—though, imagining a romance with a beautiful girl in your mind is something you have to endure.

“Yuri’s a student council character, huh? A model student who can’t stand injustice. She plays a role of helping the protagonist in various ways. To raise her affection, I probably have to perform nice actions multiple times.”

– Aren’t you always late? Be on time for once. And your tie is crooked.

A seemingly aloof girl with long, dark hair stands there with her arms crossed in front of the school gate.

“Hyeji is the type of invisible nerd you find in every class. She wears thick lens glasses and hardly speaks, always reading in the corner… You can tell she’d be really pretty if she took her glasses off, right? Total cliché.”

– Huh…? What are you reading? Just some novel…

[The familiar taste is delicious]

[Let’s corrupt Yuri]

[Corrupting Yuri, lol!]

[Aha, with Molru’s skills, she could corrupt Yuri easily]

[Can’t resist a gloomy glasses girl who has a perfect figure]

[If I only saw two, I feel like I can guess the others already, lol!]

[The character modeling for both is pretty well done]

[I expect a delinquent character to appear soon]

“Kim Minji. She’s the delinquent who bullies the protagonist. The blonde dye looks really good. She can ride a motorcycle too. The classic delinquent tsundere style—she bullies because she likes him and later looks out for him. But these types often have a soft side.”

– Yo! What’s with this red bean bread? Want to die?

This scene depicts the protagonist buying bread for Minji and getting berated.

Illustrations are accompanied by the voice actors’ realistic performances.

[How is that soft on the inside?]

[Lol, the experienced teacher thinks she’s soft]

[Well, from Molru’s perspective, someone who can kill with a net might find her cute]

[I’m getting PTSD…]

[The voice acting is just like our school’s delinquents]

[The protagonist is being a total dork, lol, that’s not how a bread shuttle works]

[If Minji is the shuttle, it’s actually a reward; someone like that definitely has a clear reward and punishment system. If you do well, she’ll pet your head, if not, she kicks you]

[Oh…]

[Thanks to the professional for the detailed explanation]

[I’m a bit jealous of that]

[Even a delinquent girl would hold back]

[Loved Kim Minji from the 3rd class 3 of Choonil, damn it]

[Whoa]

[Minji’s personal information leaked, uh-oh]

[A sad love story for Molbu ㅠㅠ]

[Molbu Molbu…]

[It’s bad enough that we share the same name, lol]

– Spend your unique school life with diverse, charming students!

The preview video, which showcased the game before starting, ended.

Hearing things like “game of the year” or “the goat of dating sims” made sense. You could tell a lot of effort had been put into it.

“Who do you like the best, everyone? They’re all attractive in my opinion.”

It was pure curiosity. All three were distinctive heroines with unique styles, but who would my chat viewers actually pick?

I figured Minji would likely be leading the pack compared to the other two. When she appeared, the reaction from the viewers was the loudest. Her type usually gathers the most popularity anyway.

Yuri’s style seems very rigid, and apart from finding out that Hyeji is a yandere, there’s nothing particularly special about her, leading to many comments calling her boring.

In contrast, the delinquent girl and geeky boy combo keeps being reused and remains popular among certain fanbases. Just look at the famous hypnotherapy apps!

The thrill might lie in situations where the geeky boy guides the delinquent girl, reversing their power dynamics.

Thus, I expected responses urging me to go for Minji first—but my expectations were hilariously off the mark.

[I’m 5 o’clock]

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[Can we not go for 5 o’clock?]

[5 o’clock is the prettiest, lol]

[5 o’clock, I agree, lol]

[Who’s the blonde girl with blue eyes at 5 o’clock?]

[Whoa, she looks really beautiful ^^]

I realized what “5 o’clock” meant and let out a chuckle.

5 o’clock referred to where my cam was originally positioned. Currently, that’s where my virtual avatar is situated.

So, these viewers were implying they wanted to pursue me.

I had gone to all the trouble of introducing them to cute girls, and yet what they want is me.

“5 o’clock is unavailable for pursuit. It’s not for sale.”

[Haha, bless you]

[If you appear in the next title, I’ll chase you directly]

[The chase difficulty looks pretty high, huh]

I didn’t feel too bad about it. It just meant that, in the viewers’ eyes, I was an attractive human who they wanted to pursue.

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– Ha? Who asked for help? Don’t do things I didn’t ask for, okay?

“Appears cranky…”

The viewers’ number one choice was me, and their second pick was indeed Minji. Based on their feedback, it was decided to pursue the blonde troublemaker first.

Now, we’re at the beginning stages of the story where I’m raising Minji’s affection.

After helping her, who obviously seems in need of help, this is what I got back.

[I feel like slapping her]

[Guess that makes her face forgivable]

[The gap between her being tough at the start and softening up later is what’s alluring]

[Don’t defame our Minji]

[Oh…]

[Actually liking that]

[Hate me more]

[But Minji’s personality seems nice? The bullies I know talk way more smack]

[For real, lol, Minji isn’t actually a delinquent]

Supporters for Minji started popping up already. True, there’s an anxiety that can be sensed behind those glaring eyes.

What kind of issues does she have?

– Welcome! You, you…! How did you get here?

“Looks like you were working part-time. So that’s why you’ve been dozing off in class all time.”

I stumbled upon a convenience store in the neighborhood. Minji was working there, quite a distance from school.

– Hey, geek, if you spill this to school, you’re dead.

“See, sharing secrets like this helps build friendship.”

[Caught the delinquent’s weakness… Quite a common material, huh?]

[Minji, you can’t say that, haha]

[She looks like she ought to be working at a kiss room, yet oddly enough, she’s a part-timer]

[Whoa]

[Molbu, what does that even mean?]

[Haha, a pure part-timer, huh]

With that, I uncovered one of Minji’s secrets, and from then on, I’d occasionally swing by the convenience store on my way home.

– Geek, what’s your name? Kim Mol…Bu? That’s a unique name. It’s as funny as your face.

[How can a person be named Kim Molbu, lol?]

[Molbu Molbu…]

[Looks like with that name, Molbu gets bullied despite looking decent]

“It’s a good sign that you’re asking for my name. It shows you’re starting to warm up to me.”

Even at school, she’d subtly acknowledge me, and when I’d pop by the convenience store now and then, her face clearly showed she was happy to see me.

Her affection level was already at 48%. That’s more than halfway there!

As her affection rose, Minji’s story began to unfold. The reasons she became a delinquent and couldn’t concentrate on her studies were revealed.

– Minji, do you have friends? Ever since she started high school, she hasn’t met any…

Accidentally visiting Minji’s house. I learned about her troubled past through her mother.

It was a typical story. Minji’s father passed away after battling an illness. Their family fell into hard times, and Minji could no longer focus on her studies.

The model student, who had once been diligent, lost touch with her friends due to her job and rumors spread that she had a strange night job.

Hurt, Minji closed herself off, growing prickly like a hedgehog to avoid revealing her weaknesses—a clichéd story indeed.

However, both the viewers and I found it hard to concentrate fully on Minji’s narrative. It wasn’t intentional; we had our reasons.

[What’s with that melon on her chest?]

[Looks like she takes after her mom…]

[Let’s go for Minji’s mom next?]

[This is seriously hard to resist, wow…]

[She’s got a seductive figure, this might be a hidden heroine!]

[Bigger than the broadcaster, hahaha!]

[Just a dream figure that’s only possible in game]

“It’s ridiculous. Is that even anatomically possible?”

I muttered, completely bemused.

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