I am Vardy

“Hey, man, help me dig ears, cotton **** can’t get in and out!”

Vardy said politely to American goalkeeper Howard.

In fact, Valdy has only one such acquaintance in the US team.

A few seasons ago, Howard was the second goalkeeper of Manchester United, played a substitute for Van der Sar, and had teammates with Vardy. Even if the relationship is not so unrebellious, hehehaha no problem.

Don’t look at Howard’s bald man with a big beard, he looks very manly, but in fact, this product has a girl-like meticulous heart.

Howard can’t do anything with a few rough guys. Howard must be fine. That’s why Vardy came to Howard.

However, Howard already had a look of coercion, and he could not have imagined that Valdy actually kept himself busy digging his ears!

What is this Nima called?

I have never been so strangely requested on the court throughout my career!

“Dig… dig ears?”

Vardy looked at Howard innocently, then nodded quickly.

Right!

Just dig ears!

come quickly!

I can’t stand it!

However, after waiting for a long time, Howard did not see any movement, just looked at Valdy with a brutal expression.

“Are you reluctant?” Vardy frowned deliberately, and then began to threaten Howard: “If you help me pick out the cotton ball, then I just want to make a double score, at least it will make you look good. One point; but if you don’t help me, then don’t blame me for turning a blind face, you know, if I start a soaring, I’m scared myself and score five goals!”

Howard knelt. He heard such a threat for the first time.

If you don’t consider the strangeness and nonsense of this matter, in fact, Valdy made a very reasonable point.

As Valdi’s former teammates, especially the goalkeeper, Howard naturally knew that Valdi was not bragging, and the past that was unbearable was the best proof.

Each training session was torn by Valdy countless times, picking up the ball from the goal again and again, and being destroyed by Valdy’s invincible shots in various poses and angles.

Sometimes Howard is thinking that if it weren’t for the ravages of Valdi, he might not choose to leave Manchester United.

Anyway, when training normally, Valdy scored his goals, as he said, starting from five.

When thinking of Howard, he shivered, and his heart seemed to be shrouded in a thick shadow by the figure of Valdina.

This ball cannot be kicked!

If you are scored in five, it is definitely a disaster for the US team.

I didn’t expect to be able to defeat England. What I asked for was to lose a few, and then compete with Algeria for the second team.

But if he was really washed by Valdy, let alone let the goal difference be at a great disadvantage. Just by hitting the morale, the negative impact can no longer be estimated.

This is no joke.

Otherwise, I’ll help Valdy dig his ears?

Although it is said that the mighty can not be bent, but the big husband can stretch and shrink, it seems there is no shame.

At the expense of me, if you can make the entire American team, Howard is still willing to dedicate.

At that moment, the expression on Howard’s face suddenly became sacred, like a devout devotee willing to dedicate himself to my Lord, full of fearless spirit.

With a tragic look, Howard took off the goalkeeper’s gloves.

Valdy smiled.

Okay!

Put your head down and let Howard dig up your ears. If you don’t show an expression of enjoyment, then I’m really sorry for your teasing name, so the next second, the expression on Valdy’s face is cheap and enjoyable.

The American players are forced, the English players are forced, and the fans are forced, as if the entire universe is forced.

There are fierce competitions here. Valdy, England’s number one striker, and Howard, America’s number one goalkeeper, have shamelessly put together to do shy things?

Seeing Valdy’s soothing expression, it seemed like a climax.

Is it so cool to dig ears?

But before they could recover from the shock, Howard actually dug out the cotton ball from Valdy’s ear.

Vardy felt that his brain was leaking and smooth.

I wish to hug Howard to kiss him fiercely, and Valdy’s excitement was beyond words.

This is like a patient who has been paralyzed for many years standing up, a dumb man who has been unable to speak for many years suddenly speaks, and the constipation that is not smooth for a few days is finally all right!

However, at this time, Howard’s expression eased a lot. Looking at the cotton ball in his hand, Howard knew that Vardy was not estimated to entertain himself, he had his own pains.

However, Howard calmed down, and the fans were about to explode.

Nima, Howard and Vardy were all on the field blatantly digging their ears to show their love for rations. The problem is that Howard actually dug so much in Valdy’s ears… .cerumen.

Disgusting!

Having said that, why don’t you stop Vardy’s ears tightly?

What is the difference between Valdy and the deaf?

Well, they know that they may have come to the wrong place.

This is not a World Cup game~www.mtlnovel.com~This is just a place Valdy used to make fun of.

Everyone is gone, go home and go to bed!

In the tumult of Valdy fans, Valdy patted Howard’s shoulder with joy, and said to Howard in a teachable manner: “Well, you did a good job, I said it was done, I promise not to be staged against you. hat trick!”

Hearing Valdy’s words, Howard did not know whether he should be happy or sad.

If you switch to another forward who speaks to herself like this, you will have to slap yourself up and beat you up.

But Vardi said to himself, then he should sincerely thank Vardi for not killing him.

This is not a joke. Once Vardi fires all the way to kill, let alone himself, even the best goalkeeper in the world is just a display, not just being stabbed by Valdi!

Not to mention that the defense of the US team can’t stop England’s offensive at all. Vardy wants to say that he has scored five goals and there is really a good chance of finishing.

Entering two and entering five is definitely an essential difference.

Perhaps you should be happy!

It’s just a shame to think of surrendering as a goalkeeper.

Who makes Valdy the Devil so strong!

I believe teammates will thank you for your approach!

Thinking of this, Howard cracked his mouth wide and gave Waldy a slightly ugly smile.

Vardy turned his head away, and at the same time took note of his commitment.

Do it yourself!

Now that I have scored twice, I promise more than one!

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