I am Vardy

On the third day of the World Cup, England played against the team’s biggest rival, the US team.

This is the first appearance of the three-lion team that has won the championship, and it has naturally focused countless eyes.

Even if he is optimistic before the game, who knows whether England can get a performance that matches Novo’s performance when he is on the court?

At least the United States is not an easy opponent.

In the past few World Cups, the United States has really not much worse than England. Although the United States is known as a football desert, but the development of the Major League Soccer is also vivid, which is worth learning by a certain country.

At the press conference before the game, the American coach Elder Bradley was very impressed that the US team will do its best in this game, but as to the final result, it may still depend on the play of England. The US team is more practical. The goal is to lose as few goals as possible, because the United States still has to compete with Côte d’Ivoire for the second team.

Although such a statement seems to discourage American fans, American fans did not feel anything wrong.

England’s strength is strong, and the United States is not as good as England. The objective facts are here. You must always follow it. It is by no means that you have a strong will and you can fly out of the solar system.

And England does not have any special views on the US team. It is nothing more than an ordinary opponent. It is not strong enough to make England afraid, nor weak enough to let England get what it wants. It is enough to play normally. Anyway, the first game only, even if it appears a little There was also room for fault tolerance in a small accident, so the team members were very relaxed and did not feel the pressure at all.

However, as long as it is a competition, there is definitely no such thing as a win-win situation. Even if the strength is very different, there are other factors, such as the African specialty that makes everyone irritated in the past two days-Vu Zula.

If Vardy is most impressed with the World Cup in South Africa, then it is definitely a weapon for making noise.

It is said that this thing was originally used by African indigenous people to drive away baboons. After being made into a modern version of vuvuzela, it became a local cheering tool.

The International Hearing Organization has conducted a decibel test on Vuvuzela and found that its sound has reached more than 120 decibels, which is enough to cause permanent damage to human hearing and even loss of hearing. It is simply a big killer.

Vardy didn’t understand why FIFA also allowed fans to bring Vuvuzela into the stadium. This thing sounded, let alone players on the field could not stand it, even if the fans themselves couldn’t stand it, even many people had to wear earplugs to watch ball.

Many people have complained, hoping that FIFA can ban this “weapon”, however, Blatter has expressed support for South African fans.

“This is part of South African culture. Since coming to South Africa, you should accept South African culture and the way South African people express their joy!”

This fart is so strange.

If according to this meaning, the African cannibals still have the tradition of cannibalism, if I look at the ball, do I have to eat personally before I can buy tickets?

In addition, most Americans play American football. So when the World Cup is held in the United States, do you have to go to the country and follow the rules of American football?

That’s great, the United States must raise both hands and feet in favor!

Everyone play rugby!

In fact, this is easy to understand. If not for the support of the African brothers, would Blatter’s **** be so crooked?

Forget it, everything is politics.

In this horrible and noisy environment, it is difficult to say whether England can play a few points, so this game is not just a game.

The day before the game, something interesting happened and the atmosphere of the tense war was diluted.

In the 2008 European Cup, it has already shined. Unprecedented octopus Uncle Paul returned to the rivers and lakes because of the super-predictive prediction rate. Once again, he predicted the outcome of the game. Uncle Paul predicted the first game. The contest between England and the United States.

Under the watch of many reporters, Uncle Paul chose England between England and the United States, which caused many people to exclaim involuntarily.

It turned out that Paul the Emperor Octopus also chose England, and it seems that England has won steadily.

In this regard, when asked about the matter, Valdi said easily that if Uncle Paul dares to choose the US team, then he doesn’t mind braising it at all…

In fact, many fans who were predicted by Paul to lose were hated by Uncle Paul, and the clamor of “seafood soup” could not stop every day.

“We only need four potatoes, olive oil, and a little pepper, and these alone are enough to make Paul pour it!”

However, from beginning to end, Paul lived well until his death.

Valdy is very eager to know, how will Paul predict after the next knockout?

Of course, in fact, octopus Paul usually only predicted the game of the German team in the past life, and now there are variables, which may be out of the idea of ​​borrowing the east wind of England. Who makes England’s attention unmatched!

In the limelight, the premiere of England finally arrived.

At the time of the warm-up at the Royal Bafokeng Stadium in Rustenburg, the high scores created by fans in the stands with Vuvuzela already made Vardi dizzy. He swears that this voice is uncomfortable, Uncomfortable from the bottom of my heart.

I really doubt how these gangs are so good. Did they listen to the noise~www.mtlnovel.com~ They are as impulsive as they eat blue pills?

England teammates, even the American players on the opposite side of the field, did not perform better than Valdy. Perhaps it will be better to adapt slowly, but the first experience is always very upsetting.

Back in the dressing room, Valdi asked the team doctor to ask for a group of sanitary napkins, which were tucked into his ears in half, even if it didn’t work too much, but at least he could protect his heart Big influence, in contrast, KTV subwoofers have no power at all.

This time I feel much better and should be able to play with peace of mind.

Teammates have followed suit, with cotton **** in their ears to ensure that they are less disturbed before saying, as to whether they can hear teammates cry on the field, this is no longer important.

Just when Valdy was about to walk out of the locker room with his teammates to prepare for the show, Heynx suddenly stopped Vardy.

Valdy only saw Heinkes open his mouth and said something, there was a voice, but he couldn’t hear clearly.

Yes, my ears are still stuffed with cotton balls!

To stretch out your finger, you must pull out the cotton ball. First, listen to what Heincks said, perhaps what is important!

Ok?

Nima!

As soon as the finger caught the cotton ball, Valdi screamed badly!

The cotton ball went in!

Valdy quickly used his fingers to continue to pull out at various angles and in various postures, but for a long time, he could not even touch the cotton ball.

Made!

The cotton ball won’t go into your mind, right?

Valdy’s expression at the time was like beeping a dog, how ugly it was!

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