I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

Me and Jack turned our heads at the source of the shout.

The shout came from the guards and it was Johnson who shouted, his hand was in the air like a dwarf trying to pleasure a standing woman.

"What is it, pal?" Jack asked.

Johnson looked at him and wiped his eyes?

"Ghost, I heard your story and I am feeling all melancholy for you. Your wishes were never fulfilled. I know how it feels. I know how it feels when you don't get what you want. I can feel it. The last prisoner I wanted, he chose someone else over me. He chose his wife over me! Can you believe it? Life is so unfair."

Johnson paused and then thumped his spear on the ground.

"But don't you worry, ghost. I won't let you down anymore. Your heart won't break this time. You will never get cockblock anymore. Your wishes were never fulfilled, right? Today, I am going to change that."

Jack and I both gulped.

"How are you going to change that?" We asked.

And Johnson, with his chest pumped, declared:

"You will get as many Male Orcs as you want. I will send all the female Orcs home and in their place, you both will be drowning in the meaty lap of Male Orcs as long as you want. I am declaring this as a fellow failed wisher of this world!"

We heard him.

We heard him full well.

We heard him as clear as the moans my grandma heard when I forgot my phone was connected with the TV in the living room.

And only because I heard Johnson, did I glared at Jack.

'Look what you did, bastard! He will now prepare a feast of Orcs for us!'

"What can I do about it?" Jack retorted. "I didn't know he would suddenly become benevolent like a girl in a gangbang."

'Idiot, talk through your mind like me. He would hear you.'

"You can hear my mind too?"

'Shit. I can't. This is the only way you could speak to me. Fcuking hell!'

"Yeah. I have no choice but to talk to you like this. We have become like a couple who saved their marriage life by using different talking methods."

'... If you aren't able to come up with funny comparisons then don't do it. And—Wait… yes. Read the mind. I told you to use your Skill on him. What about that? Did you use it? Did you manage to stare at him for five minutes?'

"About that… I got distracted by the dark and gray side theory. So no."

'You bitch..' I controlled my urge to spit on the ghost. 'Alright. From now on, you focus on your Skill only. I will deal with this Orc situation.'

"As you say."

Jack locked in on Johnson.

He blinked right away. But tried again.

I let him be and focused on Johnson as well.

"Guard, we have changed our minds. We don't want to go to the grayside or darkside. We just want to go outside."

"But you said you wanted Male Orcs."

I clenched my jaw. "I had said female and this guy had said Male. And you are worrying about us for no reason. You think I am an alive human but I am not. Ten guards had come to our cell earlier and if you asked them, they would tell you what they saw at that time."

"Is that so?" Johnson looked over his shoulder. "Is he telling the truth? Which guards went to check on their cell?"

I think Johnson is the leader of these guards. Like the superior guard. Like a prostitute who had slept with a prostitute ls to become their head. Welp, this information makes no difference anyway. I have to leave from here one way or the other.

After Johnson asked the question, ten hands were raised and one guard spoke: "It was us who went to his cell, sir."

I stood on my toes since the guard was at the far back. I tried to see him but I couldn't. Only his raised hand was visible.

"Come in the front. And there is no need for all ten of you to come forward. Just one would be sufficient. Just one who knows what's up."

"Okay, sir. I will come. I have seen everything. And I will surely expose every one."

"Good. Come." Johnson called for the guard and I found tension brimming in my heart like a foetus brims inside a girl just after she turns eighteen.

The guard said he would expose everyone. Jack would be fine with exposing himself but I won't be. I like the exhibitionism genre but not enough to want to star in it. And let's not forget, I am the Hero King. If I am exposed, this world would be damned. I am its only savior.

I know, I am not the best for the job, and I had already failed once to protect this planet, but I am the only one Moral have. I am the most affordable, adorable, enabled capabled, harasser of the disabled, and sometimes successful Hero anyone could find.

Nevertheless, if the guard exposed me anyway, then I would have no choice but to fight and kill all of them before they could relay the news of me being alive and joking to Malthus.

I tightened my grip on Jack's dead body's ankles and my next action would depend on the words of the guard who was coming forward, tearing the crowd.

"Come fast, man! What's taking you so much time!?" Johnson barked.

"Yes. Yes. I am coming. It's just that there is too much crowd and I am having a bit of a problem."

"I don't care. Just come here!"

"Yes. Yes. Just a second."

The guard increased his speed, and the other guards also cooperated, giving him the way.

After a minute, the guard finally came to the front and stood beside Johnson.

And when Johnson, Jack and I, saw the guard we figured out why he took that much time just to come forward. Moreover, looking at the guard, me and Jack exchanged glances and we had no words. We didn't know we were lucky or fate simply showed pity on us this time.

Meanwhile, Johnson on the other hand, gritted his teeth as he stared at the guard.

"So," He spoke. "You came forward because you thought you were the best person who could give answers about these people. Is that right?"

"Yes, sir. I am the best person for this. Nothing leaves my eyes."

Johnson closed his eyes, calmed down his nerves.

"Nothing leaves your eyes, you say?"

The guard thumped his chest. "Yes, sir! Some Eagles even take classes from me for free of cost. Though they insist on giving me fees every day, but since I am an animal lover, I don't take money from them. I only take their eggs. And now I am thinking I should probably tell them that their eggs aren't getting stolen by the hood of the sparrows in the West. It's me who is simply taking my fees."

"..."

I am still without any words. And now more than ever, after hearing that.

But Johnson wasn't.

"... So you are saying Eagles take coaching from you, nothing leaves your eyes, you have seen the cell of these guys, and you are the best person to talk about what you have seen. So, at the crux of all this, you are saying that your eyes are the best and they never miss anything."

"Yes, sir."

"That's great. I like your confidence too. But there is just one problem…"

"What is it, sir? Show me the problem and I will solve it."

"Right. So you said all that about your eyes but…" Johnson clenched his jaw and held the guard's nape.

"Where the fuck are your Eyes in the first place!? Your face only has a mouth! You are blind, Motherfucker!!"