Chapter 215: How Annoying!
The two were at a standoff for quite a while, with neither showing any intention of backing down.
Finally, Liu Yunxi couldn't take it anymore and whispered, "Er Gou, why haven't you left yet?"
"I need to relieve myself, and it's not exactly appropriate for you to still be here, is it?"
Looking at the blushing Liu Yunxi, Liu Ergou snickered. "You've already agreed to be my girlfriend. As your boyfriend, there's nothing wrong with me staying, right?"
"Just do your business and don't mind me. If you really have to, just pretend I'm not here!"
Liu Yunxi's brow furrowed at his words.
With a flushed face, she urged again, "Oh, come on, this is no time for games! Hurry up and get out, I can't hold it in much longer!"
"Er Gou!"
To Liu Yunxi's utter astonishment, Liu Ergou's nerve was thicker than a city wall. Any normal person would have left after hearing that.
But not only did Liu Ergou stay put, he said righteously, "Hey, it's fine, it's fine. You're my girlfriend now. Even if I don't see it today, I'll see it sooner or later! So, if I watch now, I'm just getting a preview. What's wrong with that!"
Liu Ergou's shamelessness left Liu Yunxi so shocked her jaw dropped.
She wanted to say more, but she truly couldn't hold it anymore. Women, unlike men, can't just hold it on command.
Unable to endure it any longer, Liu Yunxi couldn't be bothered to argue. Right there in front of Liu Ergou, she pulled down her pants and squatted.
The next second, a powerful stream shot out with a forceful gushing sound.
At that moment, Liu Yunxi was grinding her teeth so hard they might have turned to dust.
"Aaargh, Er Gou!" she shrieked. "I hate you! You're such a huge jerk, forcing me to go to the bathroom in front of you! Are you happy now? This is so humiliating!"
Standing there, Liu Ergou couldn't help but let out a chuckle at her words. Liu Yunxi was truly adorable, especially when she was flustered.
Just then, an idea sparked in his mind. He squatted down in front of her. As she watched in confusion, he pulled two tissues from his pocket.
In that instant, a terrible premonition washed over Liu Yunxi.
She quickly demanded, "Er Gou, what are you doing with those tissues?"
Liu Ergou simply smiled and said nothing. His grin made the bad feeling in her heart grow even stronger.
"Don't scare me! Say something! Hurry up and tell me what you're planning to do!"
Despite her desperate questions, Liu Ergou remained silent.
Finally, under Liu Yunxi's horrified gaze, he reached out with the tissue, moving it towards the space between her legs.
Only then did he speak. "What do you think I'm doing? I'm going to help you wipe, of course! Your foot is injured, so it must be hard to move around. It's a good thing I'm here to help you out!
"Now don't move, okay? This is my first time doing this. If my aim is off, you can't blame me!"
Just as Liu Ergou's hand was about to reach its destination, Liu Yunxi couldn't take it anymore. She lashed out, shoving him away forcefully.
"Ugh, you're so annoying! Go away!" she snapped. "You said my *foot* was injured, not my hands! I don't need your help! You're just full of wicked ideas! I'm not talking to you anymore!"
Watching her bashful, angry expression, Liu Ergou finally burst into loud laughter.
Seizing the opportunity, Liu Yunxi quickly wiped herself, pulled up her pants, and started limping towards the door, pointedly ignoring him.
Seeing this, Liu Ergou scurried after her, scooped her up in a princess carry, and brought her back to her room.
By now, Liu Yunxi's face was as red as it could possibly be. As Liu Ergou carried her, she buried her face deep in his chest, not daring to look at him for a second. The moment he placed her on the bed, she scrambled to pull the quilt over her head, hiding completely.
Liu Ergou wasn't angry at all. He just chuckled, teased her a few more times, and then turned to leave, heading for his own home. After all, he'd bought several outfits for his sister-in-law and was eager to see how they looked on her.
Not even three minutes after Liu Ergou left, Liu Yunxi, who had been hiding under the covers, cautiously poked her head out. She glanced in the direction he had gone and let out a small snort. Then, as if remembering something, her face turned crimson again, and she burrowed back under the covers, remaining silent.
By now, Liu Ergou had hurried back to his house. He burst through the door and impatiently shouted, "Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! What are you busy with? Stop what you're doing, I have something to tell you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Yulan rushed out of the kitchen, still wearing her apron. Seeing Liu Ergou, she immediately asked, "What is it, Ergou? Is something urgent?"
Hearing his sister-in-law's question, Liu Ergou proudly held up the clothes in his hands. "Look, Sister-in-law! I bought you new clothes! But I don't know if they'll fit. Hurry and try them on! Please, Sister-in-law!"
However, Xu Yulan didn't agree right away. She just stared at the clothes in his hands and fell silent. She was quiet for so long that Liu Ergou started to get anxious.
Finally, he couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong, Sister-in-law? Why did you suddenly go quiet? You're just staring at the clothes."
Startled by his question, Xu Yulan snapped back to reality. "It's nothing," she replied, her eyes welling up with tears. "I just suddenly feel like crying. I haven't bought new clothes in so many years. I guess I just got a little emotional, that's all."
Hearing this, Liu Ergou nodded in understanding. "Well, Sister-in-law! Don't you worry. From now on, I'll buy you new clothes all the time! I'll get you all the prettiest ones!"
As he spoke, he thumped his chest resoundingly.
Seeing him act like this, Xu Yulan couldn't help but let out a soft laugh.