Chapter 192: Flood Incident
Hearing this, Liu Er Gou responded before taking his shovel and walking off in another direction to continue sampling.
After only a few steps, the image of Liu Yunxi's ample, round bottom surfaced in his mind. He couldn't help but swallow hard. Liu Er Gou knew Liu Yunxi was stacked, but he hadn't realized she was *this* stacked. That big, round bottom… It's enough to drive a man wild.
Just as he was thinking this, Liu Er Gou arrived at the next sampling point. Shaking his head, he cast out all the messy thoughts and prepared to continue his work. But before his shovel even hit the ground, an urgent need to urinate took over.
This made Liu Er Gou complain aloud, "Tsk, what's the deal? Why does everyone have to use the bathroom the second they start working!"
Shaking his head, Liu Er Gou walked over to a clump of bushes, preparing to open the floodgates.
PSSH…
A powerful stream shot into the bushes. However, what Liu Er Gou failed to notice was that squatting inside this very patch of foliage was a pretty girl with glasses, diligently digging in the dirt. She was so engrossed in her task that she hadn't noticed the approaching footsteps.
Then, the sound of flowing water began.
The bespectacled girl instinctively froze, thinking it had started to rain, and immediately looked up. Unfortunately, that was a mistake. A stream of liquid poured straight onto her. The flow was so strong that it drenched her completely before she even had a chance to speak.
"Ah!" the girl shrieked.
It was this scream that finally startled Liu Er Gou, who was still in mid-stream. Looking in the direction of the scream, he saw a pretty, bespectacled girl soaked from head to toe in his own urine.
Seeing this, Liu Er Gou froze on the spot. Oh, crap. I've really done it this time. I didn't even bother to check if anyone was in the bushes before letting loose. And look what happened. I just pissed all over someone. She's probably going to kill me.
The thought spurred Liu Er Gou to hurry forward and apologize. "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I didn't do it on purpose! My apologies, I really didn't see you there! If I had seen you…"
But his apologies were lost on the girl, who was bent over, retching. This left Liu Er Gou at a complete loss. Just then, he remembered a small river nearby. It was the perfect place for her to wash up.
"There's a river not far from here! I can take you there to wash up!" Liu Er Gou said urgently.
Hearing this, the girl didn't hesitate. She nodded eagerly and stood up to follow him. It was only then that Liu Er Gou got a clear look at her. She wore a white blouse and a pair of jeans, the typical attire of a city girl. Her hair was tied back in a simple ponytail, giving her an air of unassuming grace, and she wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses that lent her an intellectual beauty.
But this was no time for observation. Liu Er Gou hurriedly led the girl toward the river, rushing to get there.
"Let me take your glasses. You should wash your face first!" he suggested when they reached the bank.
The girl offered no objection, so Er Gou carefully removed them. As soon as they were off, she eagerly cupped water in her hands and began splashing her face. She washed for a good five or six minutes before finally lifting her head, her face dotted with water droplets that made her look even more radiant.
When she stood up, the white shirt, now soaked and semi-transparent, clung to her torso. The magnificent sight of her chest was on full display—a truly bountiful harvest.
Just as Liu Er Gou was lost in the view, the girl spoke. "Give me back my glasses!"
Her voice snapped him back to reality, and he quickly handed them over. As he watched her put them on, curiosity sparked in his mind. Who is this woman, anyway? And why is she here?
While Liu Er Gou was pondering this, the girl spoke again, her tone full of annoyance. "What is wrong with you? How could you just pee on someone? Seriously, look at me!"
Now wearing her glasses, she glared at him with a look of disdain and began to chastise him. Hearing this, Liu Er Gou felt utterly wronged and began to defend himself pitifully.
"How is this my fault? I didn't do it on purpose! It's not like I'm some kind of sicko who goes around peeing on people. The main thing is you were squatting in the bushes without making a peep! You could have at least shouted or something when I was about to relieve myself!"
Listening to his explanation, the girl felt a bit embarrassed. She had been too engrossed in her digging to notice his approach, so she knew the incident wasn't entirely his fault. With that in mind, she decided not to blame him further and simply frowned.
"Alright, I get it. I was partly at fault too. But you should be more careful in the future!" With that, she turned to leave.
At that exact moment, Liu Yunxi, who had gone to the restroom earlier, happened to walk out and ran right into the bespectacled girl.
When Liu Yunxi saw her, she couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, "Hu Jing?! Why are you here?!"
Realizing her words sounded a bit off, Liu Yunxi quickly corrected herself. "No, no, I mean, how did you know I was here?"
Listening to their conversation from the side, Liu Er Gou immediately understood. So, Liu Yunxi and this girl know each other. He remained silent, knowing he had no place in their conversation, and simply watched.
Hu Jing crossed her arms, a smug look spreading across her face. "Hmph, as if that would be hard to figure out! It only took a little digging to find out where you went. Besides, even if that failed, all I had to do was check your recent ticket purchases to know where you were going!"
As she spoke, Hu Jing began to circle Liu Yunxi, not missing a beat in her explanation.