Campione Scumbag in Mash-up Anime

"Aren't you satisfied with me, Ren? A beautiful girl like me is offering herself, and you're not jumping at the chance. Are you gay or something?"

Feeling her pride stung by Ren's prolonged silence, Yuki misinterpreted his pause.

"You know better than anyone whether I'm gay or not." Ren replied.

"Ugh…"

Yuki couldn't argue with that. The memory of secretly witnessing Ren and Masha having sex at school was still vivid in her mind.

No, she couldn't forget it! In fact, that was exactly why Yuki proposed an FWB arrangement with Ren.

"Why me?" Ren ignored the sudden awkwardness enveloping Yuki. "We're not that close, are we? And I'm sure you don't have romantic feelings for me. So, what's your reason for suggesting FWB?"

"Geez, do I have to spell it out?"

"Yes."

Under Ren's unblinking, curious gaze, Yuki sighed, admitting defeat. Her shoulders slumped slightly.

"Fine, since you're so curious, I'll say it. Whatever you think afterward isn't my problem."

"Like you said, I don't like you or anything. Honestly, I see you as a jerk who deserves to be chopped into pieces with an axe by the women you toy with."

"I already told you I have amenorrhea. I shouldn't be able to get aroused, even from watching pornographic videos or magazines. But…"

Looking at Ren, who listened with an unchanging expression, Yuki paused briefly. A complex mix of confusion and frustration crossed her face.

"For some reason, when I saw you and Masha-san having sex that time, I felt a strange sensation. With your sharp perception, you probably noticed I was masturbating while watching, right?"

There wasn't a hint of shame in Yuki's demeanor. She spoke as if it were perfectly normal, something that didn't need to be hidden. After all, her personality had always been eccentric.

"Yeah, I noticed." Ren nodded lightly in confirmation.

"Thought so." Yuki snorted softly. "Back to the main point, that was the first time in my life I felt what it's like to be aroused. That day, after school, I thought my condition was cured, so I tried watching porn online. Unfortunately, I felt nothing."

Yuki grumbled in frustration, clearly annoyed by the reality.

"The next day, you, you perverted jerk, threatened me not to tell anyone about your relationship with Masha-san. Not stopping there, you also gave me a flash drive with videos of your escapades with your women."

"Not only our school's Madonna, but even Nakano-sensei wasn't spared by your filthy hands. Turns out, you're the one who got Nakano-sensei to take maternity leave! Honestly, Ren, you'd be perfect as an NTR villain in an eroge."

Yuki was shocked when she watched the videos on that flash drive. She never imagined her brother's friend, Masachika, could be so depraved!

"Thanks for the compliment, Yuki." Ren responded with a faint smirk, his expression completely unfazed.

"I wasn't complimenting you! Ugh, shameless!" Yuki was at a loss for words at his audacity. She could only roll her eyes.

"Alright, enough. From what you've said, I gather you can only get aroused by me, right? That's why you want an FWB arrangement with me?" Ren concluded.

"Yup, you got it. So, what's your answer, Ren?"

"Wait! Don't tell me… the reason you're hesitating is because my chest doesn't meet your standards? Damn it, you breast-obsessed alien! My C-cup isn't enough for you?"

Realizing something, Yuki huffed indignantly, her face full of deep complaints.

"Are you only into Masha-san's E-cups?"

As she spoke, Yuki made a squeezing gesture in front of her chest, a bold and shameless demonstration.

"Don't say such vulgar things." The corner of Ren's eye twitched.

Yuki's playful attitude, combined with her provocative gesture, drew the attention of other patrons at Pâtisserie Noisette.

"Think carefully, Ren! These C-cups can be fully grasped, unlike those E-cups that are just for show!"

Yuki then stretched out her arms, giving Ren a very clear invitation to "feel" the evidence of her argument.

"Before I agree or refuse, answer a few questions first." Ren said.

"What do you want to know, Ren? My three sizes? The panties I'm wearing? By the way, they're bear-patterned."

"So childish. A high school girl wearing bear panties? Who'd believe that? Ahem, don't interrupt me."

Yuki's absurd remark briefly derailed Ren from the conversation, his eyebrow raised in a mix of disbelief and mild irritation.

Yuki nodded, refraining from interrupting this time.

"First, are you still a virgin, Yuki?" Ren asked.

"Oh, an interesting question. That's the kind of thing an old man on a paid date with a high school girl would ask. Ren, do you have a virgin complex? So you're that kind of guy. What else can you expect from a jerk?" Yuki teased, though there was a hint of laughter in her voice.

"Don't dodge the question, Yuki. Just yes or no." Ren said flatly, demanding a direct answer.

"Yes, I'm a virgin. Satisfied?"

After teasing Ren, Yuki admitted she was still a virgin without any shame, shrugging nonchalantly.

"Second, if you want to be my sex friend, I don't want to use condoms."

"What? Are you crazy, Ren? What if I get pregnant? I don't want an abortion or to raise a kid during high school."

Yuki felt Ren's demand was too much.

Due to her amenorrhea, her infertility risk was indeed high, so the chance of pregnancy was low. But it wasn't zero.

What if, miraculously, she did get pregnant? The thought flashed through her mind.

"Just take a contraceptive pill after each time. Simple solution." Ren replied casually, as if it were the most logical thing.

"…"

Yuki fell silent for a moment, not denying Ren's solution. "That makes sense."

"That's all. So, what's your decision, Yuki?" Ren asked, now his turn to demand an answer.

Yuki paused, thinking. Her usually cheerful or mischievous face now showed serious consideration. After a while, she nodded slowly.

"Alright, I agree. Let's go to a hotel."

Her voice was firm, though there was a slight hint of urgency.

"So impatient?" Ren raised an eyebrow, surprised that Yuki agreed so easily. He gave a faint, meaningful smile. "Fine by me."

Leaving the bakery in the pouring rain, they quickly searched for the nearest hotel in Shinjuku. Once they found one, they checked in, leaving the bustling, rain-soaked city behind them.