After Entering a Book, He Just Wants to be a Flower Vase

Chapter 70



After the rescue incident that became a hot search, Jiang Dao's popularity in "The Real Wilderness" suddenly soared.

There are more passers-by watching, and his videos from the past few days have been dug up again. Many people like his free and easy personality and his ability to walk in the jungle with ease. Slowly rose back.

Perhaps because of the halo effect, when these new fans see Jiang Dao's previous black material, most of them will hold a more tolerant attitude, and are more willing to focus on Jiang Dao's excellent side, and become Weibo. The vanguard of fighting black fans.

Of course, Jiang Dao didn't know these things yet.

He didn't rest much at night for two consecutive days, and when he woke up in the middle of the night to take turns guarding, his state was a bit wrong, which was noticed by Zheng Yaojun.

"What? You haven't slept for two nights?!" Zheng Yaojun was shocked, "It took nearly 72 hours in three days and two nights, why didn't you mention it to the program team? The medical team should have brought sleeping pills."

"I asked the team that I need headphones, but I have to wait for the supply of the helicopter tomorrow morning." Jiang Dao smiled casually, "And I can close my eyes and rest at night, which is considered a rest. It's only been three days, and I can still survive."

Zheng Yaojun disagreed: "Even if you are still young, you will have serious problems if you don't sleep for three days! I will go to the medical team right away."

"Brother Zheng!" Jiang Dao raised his hand to stop him, "It's all right, don't bother, sleeping pills are actually useless, and you'll still wake up in the middle of the night if you take them normally. I don't like it."

With the help of medicine to fall asleep, he tried it in the first few days after wearing it, so he has been resisting medicine.

"The unreal feeling of dying?" Zheng Yaojun was stunned, "How much did you eat?"

"I still can't sleep if I eat too little." Jiang Dao smiled helplessly.

"Then you have to listen to the sound to sleep all the time?" Zheng Yaojun sat down beside Jiang Dao and carefully looked at Jiang Dao's face.

Jiang Dao was silent, and replied: "Actually, it's not... There have been a few times, and I slept well when I was quiet, but there was someone around me. Like your comrade in arms, I know that there are trustworthy people guarding me." , you can sleep peacefully."

Hearing this, Zheng Yaojun glanced at his watch and said, "Why don't you try it?"

Jiang Dao was puzzled: "What?"

Zheng Yaojun said: "You don't need two people to guard the bonfire, you can try it on me and see if you can fall asleep."

As he spoke, he moved closer to Jiang Dao, and stood next to Jiang Dao.

Jiang Dao was not shy either, and leaned sideways on Zheng Yaojun's body, slowly closing his eyes.

However, ten seconds later, he opened his eyes again, sat up straight, turned his head and frowned to look at the camera hanging above the camp.

He almost forgot that the filming here is uninterrupted 24 hours a day, and microphones were set up around the camp to collect sound.

Suddenly thinking of this, Jiang Dao felt a little flustered.

Zheng Yaojun asked: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Dao laughed: "... I feel a little guilty."

Zheng Yaojun didn't understand: "What guilt?"

Jiang Dao shook his head, but did not answer.

He couldn't say that when he was leaning on Zheng Yaojun just now, he suddenly thought of Chu Yinlong.

Although, the relationship between him and Chu Yinlong was only tacit, and no relationship was made public, and according to the concept of the world outside the book, whatever he did at this time was his freedom.But... Jiang Dao knew that Chu Yinlong would be angry if he saw him sleeping peacefully next to another man.

Male possessiveness is engraved in the genes, even in the extremely chaotic world of partnerships outside the book, there are countless battles due to jealousy.

Jiang Dao is also a man himself, of course he understands this feeling, and he also knows that Chu Yinlong is possessive of him.

And he does not contradict this cognition - at least, at this moment, he is willing to belong to Chu Yinlong alone.

"Forget it, the supplies will arrive tomorrow morning, so it's not too late."

Jiang Dao turned and sat down, poking the ground with a branch with his downcast eyes.

Although he didn't understand why Jiang Dao flinched, Zheng Yaojun could see his resistance from his body language.After thinking for a moment, Zheng Yaojun said: "If not, let Eleven try."

Jiang Dao raised his eyebrows: "Eleven?"

Zheng Yaojun called Eleven and asked him to sit between the two.

After ten days of getting along with each other, Eleven finally got used to Jiang Dao's existence, and stopped being overly vigilant towards him, and could obediently let Jiang Dao touch him for a while if something happened.Of course, there is a limit to this kind of tolerance. Basically, if you obediently get touched for ten seconds, you will run away on eleven.

So, this time, Zheng Yaojun gave an order to Eleven: "Eleven, stand by."

Eleven obediently got down on the ground, assuming a resolute and unshakable posture.

"Okay, try leaning on it and see if you can fall asleep." Zheng Yaojun stood next to the other side of Eleven, ready to comfort his partner at any time.

Jiang Dao reached out and touched Eleven's neck hair, took off his coat and put it on the ground, curled up next to the wolf dog's warm body.

Close your eyes, and hear the slight sound of the campfire burning in your ears.

Gradually, the drowsiness really surged up, and the drowsiness suddenly swallowed him up.

When he was woken up, Jiang Dao discovered that it was time for the guard to change.

Lin Chu stood in front of him with his arms folded, condescending, and said with a smile, "You slept soundly, so let Brother Zheng stare at you alone. What kind of guarding is this..."

Jiang Dao didn't argue with him, got up and stretched, took his coat away, and got into the tent.

Zheng Yaojun smiled and said: "Looks like a big dog can also bring you a sense of security, so it's easy to handle. I'll let Eleven accompany you tomorrow night, and I'll go to the four-person tent over there to rest."

Jiang Dao shook his head and said with a smile, "No, the supplies will arrive at seven o'clock in the morning. I applied for earphones."

Lie down again in the tent, Jiang Dao closed his eyes for a while, and then suddenly asked: "Apart from Shiyi, are there any other retired military dogs in the army? Can they be adopted?"

Zheng Yaojun said: "There are, but according to the regulations, they cannot be given to the people for adoption. They can only be recovered by the military dog ​​base, or taken away by dog ​​soldiers... Why don't you consider pets?"

Jiang Dao was helpless: "You saw me like that when I first saw me. It's not bad. The pet dog ran away when it saw me. I don't know what to be afraid of."

"Then I can't help it." Zheng Yaojun apologized, "Although I work at the military dog ​​base, I have to abide by the discipline. But, well, military dogs are not soldiers after all. It's not that there are no rules and regulations, and the base also has It is a precedent for a disabled dog to be adopted, but only the people above know how to go through the adoption procedure and what the review criteria are.”

Hearing this, Jiang Dao sighed slowly, and didn't insist anymore.

……

On the evening of the next day, the episode of the shift at night was indeed picked out and uploaded.

Knowing that Jiang Dao hadn’t fallen asleep for the past two days, the fans immediately couldn’t sit still, and began to give him advice, recommending lullabies and good sleep aids, which is normal, with suggestions from traditional Chinese medicine and psychology It belongs to the technical stream, as for those who persuaded Jiang Dao to burn incense and worship Buddha... it was barely a mistake.

Later, a fan who owns a dog said that her dog had just given birth to a baby, and she could give Jiang Dao one for sex.

As soon as this news came out, the following immediately went wrong:

"Let go of the dog hook! I can be this **** ambassador!"

"Wow, my small island is so insecure that I can't even sleep well. I feel so distressed [poor] I am a 177-year-old female man who has practiced Taekwondo for seven years and can provide the safest sex service!"

"Although Kojima is cute when he sleeps with the dog hook, but I have watched him leaning on Brother Bing for a few seconds over and over again! Bingjima is too sweet [crying]"

"Reply: Bingdao is too sweet +1"

"Reply: Kojima said he felt guilty, I automatically substituted him for knowing that Brother Bing had a military wife, and I produced this single-arrow knife by myself [crying]"

"Reply: CP fans respect themselves, don't insult soldiers and military wives everywhere!"

"Suddenly touching fish [Bixin] I think this pair of CP is also very fragrant! [picture]"

"Reply: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Reply: Grass, the strange CP has increased [shocked] so strange, take another look at [doge]"

Chu Yinlong knew that he shouldn't be curious and open the comment area under the video.

What's going on in the heads of these fans, even dogs can be CP? !

At this moment, Chu Yinlong deeply felt the horror of the fan group of artists who were born in traffic, and had a strong sense of identity with his own fans—fans, just like his Xiaolong Baos, should also pay attention to loyalty when eating CP, Except for Jiang Dao, he was never randomly matched.

After taking a sip of tea and calming down, Chu Yinlong turned off the comment section and barrage, and watched Jiangdao-related videos again.

When Jiang Dao frowned and got up from Zheng Yaojun, and said with a wry smile that he felt a little guilty, Chu Yinlong felt an indescribable dull pain in his heart.What kind of jealousy, what kind of jealousy, were all suppressed by the heartache.

Of course Chu Yinlong knew that Jiang Dao's sense of guilt was not caused by Zheng Yaojun, but because of him.

But he couldn't tell Jiang Dao that his possessiveness was nothing compared to the pain of being unable to sleep for three days.He would rather Jiang Dao could have a brief rest in someone else's arms than Jiang Dao struggling to support himself.

When he first saw that Jiang Dao could fall asleep with the company of military dogs, Chu Yinlong was a little disappointed. After all, Jiang Dao's insomnia was not only cured by him.

But almost only for a short moment, luck overwhelmed the loss—fortunately, even without him by his side, Jiang Dao would not be troubled by insomnia all the time, and he was very happy to find a new solution to fill his heart. I can't spend time with Jiang Dao.

He knows better than anyone that in the entertainment industry, love affairs gather less and leave more.

Chu Yinlong picked up his mobile phone, looked through the address book, and found an old man who was a military officer.

"Mr. Teng, can you contact the Yanshi military dog ​​training base? I want to adopt a retired military dog."

After a while, the other person called back, and the old man's voice was still loud: "Xiao Chu, I'm sorry, I really can't do anything here. Retired military dogs are generally not open for adoption, and it can't be done purely by spending money or using connections. It's difficult!"

Chu Yinlong was silent, and said: "I want to try my best."

The old man thought for a moment: "How about this, I will give you the contact information of a person, you just tell him that I introduced him. He is the propaganda agent of the special warfare side, and he worked with Lao Zhu on a program before. You and Lao Zhu Zhu is also very familiar, you can try to see if you can get on the line."

After thanking the old senior, Chu Yinlong checked the schedule, and immediately contacted Director Zhu, wanting to discuss this matter as soon as possible.

……

February [-]th, Valentine's Day.

It is also the penultimate day after the shooting of "The Real Wilderness" is about to end.

After nearly a month of hiking outdoors, except for Zheng Yaojun, Jiang Dao and the local guides in the security team, the rest of the team was a little depressed.

Even Zhu Huayun, who is physically excellent, was tortured by the fact that she couldn't take a bath every day. She couldn't help but rant and complain in front of the camera. She didn't have the image burden of being a world champion at all. " title.

In the evening of this day, the program team camped near the river beach as usual.

As soon as the tent was set up, Zhu Huayun went to the river with a folding bucket and a towel, and washed his hair according to his daily habits.

Seeing the lush water and grass on this river beach and the beautiful scenery, Lin Chu and Yuan Shu also went together, planning to shoot a short video with GoPro for program editing.Jiang Dao habitually explored the surrounding woods to see if he could find some wild vegetables and fruits.

After walking a few steps, Jiang Dao suddenly noticed that there seemed to be traces of excavation under a decayed tree trunk on the shore, and frowned.Holding a long stick cut from a tree branch, he probed into the pit, and unexpectedly found a few white oval... eggs under a piece of humus?

The camera following Jiang Dao suddenly exclaimed: "I'm going, what is this?!"

Before he could answer, a chill suddenly rushed up Jiang Dao's back. He quickly glanced at the surrounding environment, grabbed the camera, and dragged him to run back, while saying in a low voice, "There are crocodiles here! We must notify everyone!"

"Alligator!" The camera was stunned, carrying the camera and galloping behind Jiang Dao.

“Stay away from the water!!!”

Jiang Dao rushed back to the campsite, ran towards the water without stopping, and shouted at several people: "Come back! Don't go near the river—"

Holding her wet hair, Zhu Huayun turned around to look at Jiang Dao suspiciously.

Lin Chu glanced in the direction of Jiang Dao, and let out a sneer: "What is he doing?"

Something tiny moved on the water surface, like a wave blown by the breeze, bringing with it the abundant aquatic plants next to it, slowly creating a layer of ripples on the water surface.

Jiang Dao felt that creepy feeling again.

His whole body was suddenly cold, and he rushed to the river in two or three steps. At the moment when the water burst suddenly, he grabbed Lin Chu's arm and threw him aside, rubbing Lin Chu's leg with a hard wooden stick. He stabbed hard at the water splash, and poked something huge back into the water.

Then there was a loud bang.

The river suddenly set off a wave, and a huge creature suddenly turned around and dived back into the water, fleeing.

At this time, the wooden stick in Jiang Dao's hand, which was originally more than one meter long and as thick as a single grip, was only left with a small piece like a dagger. Some shapeless sawdust fragments were scattered on the river beach and water surface.

Until then, the screams suddenly sounded.

Yuan Shu, who was standing aside to take pictures of Lin Chu, was trembling all over, shouting and retreating quickly to the camp.Zhu Huayun had already run far away with a bucket and towel at an astonishing speed. Zheng Yaojun brought Eleven to the nearby area to meet him, and Eleven rushed to Jiang Dao with his tail between his legs, roaring into the water.

Lin Chu fell down on the shore and couldn't get up for a long time. He was so frightened that tears came out. He cried and grabbed Jiang Dao's trouser legs, his voice trembling so hard that he couldn't hear the words: "Help me, save me...my legs are weak... Save me back!"

Jiang Dao pulled him a few times, and seeing that he was indeed too frightened to stand up, he simply bent over and grabbed Lin Chu's leg, and carried a man who was about the same size as him straight back to the camp.

When he was put on the chair in the camp, Lin Chu's face turned red and then pale, but just after Jiang Dao rescued him, he couldn't say anything, he was almost suffocated to death.

At this time, the security personnel of the program group gathered with expulsion tools, and the scene was in chaos.

"How do you do security?" The team leader was also very frightened by the sudden dangerous situation, and brought the local guide and security officer over to reprimand him, "You inspected the road ahead one day in advance, what did you inspect? Even the crocodile nest Didn’t find it?! Also, didn’t it mean that there are no crocodiles in this water area? Didn’t it mean that crocodiles are rare, and they are all in the reserve? What’s going on?!”

The local guide was also very innocent, and made a few aggrieved excuses to the translator.

The translator was helpless: "They don't know why the crocodiles appear here. It stands to reason that this is a hiking development area with few prey, and there is a block in the upstream. The crocodiles should not migrate from the protected area and still build their nests here. He also said that he should report it as soon as possible and let the people in the reserve come to remove the crocodiles and their nests."

On the sidelines, the security team of the program group set up a wild animal protection net by the river according to the plan.

In the field, Jiang Dao’s follower brother carried the camera conscientiously, fearful and excited: “Brother Dao! I took a picture of your heroic demeanor of repelling the crocodile and rescuing Brother Lin just now! I’ll go, you’re so handsome! !"

Jiang Dao: ...

Lin Chu: ...

The camera guy was a little tangled up again: "But I was quite scared at the time. I guess the picture was too shaken. Hey, Brother Yuan, I saw that you just used a GoPro to take pictures by the river. That thing has a gimbal, so it should be better. Is it clear?"

Yuan Shu's face was still pale. Hearing this, he remembered that his GoPro was still on. He quickly lowered his head and turned it off. After a pause, he clicked on the screen shot just now to check.

For a moment, his eyes widened, the excitement on his face dissipated the tension a little: "I'll go, how can I shoot so clearly! Fuck, f*ck, f*ck -- this is perfect! If the program crew doesn't use me to shoot This video, if I want to make trouble, I will tell you!"

Lin Chu: ...

Jiang Dao: ...

Before sunset, the program team decided to pull out the camp, moved a few hundred meters away from the crocodile lair, re-camped, and called up the large tents prepared for emergencies. Tonight, all six guests will live together, and at night There is no need to take turns guarding - the guarding work is naturally handed over to the security team.

Immediately afterwards, the communication group established contact with the program production and reported the situation here.

Since there were no casualties and the situation had been brought under control, the production team decided to finish filming the last day carefully as planned, so that this reality show ended perfectly.

It has to be said that young people still have a big heart.

Everyone gathered in a tent that night, and Zhu Huayun excitedly brought up the crocodile panic in the evening, calling it too exciting.

For the rest of his life after the catastrophe, Lin Chu, who faced the crocodile directly without seeing any real casualties, gradually became less afraid. Instead, he talked about how shocked he was at that time, and even described the details of seeing the crocodile's huge fangs with his own eyes. lifelike.

On the other hand, Jiang Dao saw several people chatting excitedly, and silently turned his gaze back without saying a word.

"Hey, Jiang Dao, why don't you talk?" Yuan Shu called Jiang Dao, "How did you find out where the crocodile was going to emerge from? How could you be so accurate, you poked the crocodile back with a stick! It's too awesome Come on!"

Jiang Dao was silent, and replied in a low voice: "...just saw it."

"I'll go, can you see it here?" Yuan Shu sighed, "We just stood on the side, and we didn't notice it at all! The crocodile's ability to hide is too strong... Hey, Jiang Dao, your eyes are so good!"

Next to him, Zheng Yaojun found that Jiang Dao was not very interested, so he raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

"Okay, don't take it too lightly." His voice was a little serious, "Today's matter is too dangerous. If it wasn't for Jiang Dao's quick response, if we were dragged into the water by the crocodile, we would have no. Lin Chu cannot be saved."

Dr. Zhao also added in a timely manner: "The crocodile's hunting method is called 'death roll'. Once it bites your leg and drags you down, it will immediately roll quickly in the water. The force is so powerful that it can take your whole leg from Rip it off."

Hearing this, Lin Chu's face suddenly turned pale.

Zheng Yaojun made up the knife: "Even if it can't be pulled off, the crocodile's bite force is very strong. The bitten part can basically be confirmed to have a comminuted fracture. Even if it can't die, the leg will definitely be useless."

Lin Chu: ...

Yuan Shu slapped his hands at this time: "I remembered, Jiang Dao's crutch! I remember that stick was very thick and hard, but it was bitten by the crocodile and completely shattered!"

Zhu Huayun's face was full of lingering fear: "Wow, this is too scary!"

……

The next day, the last day of filming for "The Real Wilderness", the guest team was surrounded by security personnel and marched forward. There were scouts in front and guards in the back. Guests were not allowed to leave the team and run around.

After two o'clock in the afternoon, the group finally walked out of the canyon as planned.

When seeing the RV parked by the program crew on the side of the road, Zhu Huayun was the first to hold back, and ran to the side of the car, wiping away tears, lying on the car and crying: "Ahhh, I came out alive! I want Take a bath! I want to take a shower! I want to wash my hair with a good shampoo!"

Yuan Shu followed suit: "Ah, I want to play games! Hurry up and connect me to the Internet!"

Lin Chu also yelled, "I want to cut my hair! I'm almost turning into a savage!"

Everyone expressed their excitement about returning to the modern society. This time, even Jiang Dao couldn't hold back, and shouted towards the finish line with bright eyes: "I want to eat junk food! I want to drink milk tea!"

The production team was amused by several people, and the camera also intelligently pointed the camera at Dr. Zhao and Zheng Yaojun who followed closely behind.

Dr. Zhao cleared his throat: "Hey, let me cut my hair too, it's too long."

Zheng Yaojun smiled: "I don't want anything, let's use your camera to say hello to my wife: Don't worry, Eleven and I have returned safely."

……

At the same time, on the My Neighbor Totoro live broadcast platform, the diversity video of February No. 14 has just been released.

Three minutes after the video was released, a hot search hit Weibo headlines in the blink of an eye:

"#江岛反接鸡鸡#"


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