After Entering a Book, He Just Wants to be a Flower Vase

Early the next morning, the recording of "The Real Wilderness" officially started.

After eating the last hot breakfast at the starting camp, the team leader gave a lot of instructions, issued a GoPro to each person, and put on the radio equipment, and then brought a dozen or so people from the filming team, surrounded by six people A dog marched into the canyon.

I don't know whether it was because the forest was too excited to enter the original state for the first time, or because of the desire for performance, Lin Chu and Yuan Shu were very active under the camera, shouting at everything they saw, and then holding up the GoPro to bluff for a while.

The program team is happy to have material to record, and they don't care, as long as they don't go out of the designated safe walking range, they are allowed to run around.

Compared with those two, Jiang Dao, who also came from the entertainment industry, seemed less "normal".

After all, Zhu Huayun was young, so he couldn't suppress his curiosity, and asked, "Why don't you go to shoot things with them?"

Jiang Dao glanced at the two of them, and said calmly: "We have to walk for a long time today, save some energy."

Unexpectedly, after only an hour of walking, the leader ordered everyone to stop and rest.

In this reality show, the actions of the guests are indeed not interfered by the script, but the rhythm of this hike still has to be listened to by the staff.

Seeing everyone putting down their backpacks and really starting to sit down to rest, Jiang Dao couldn't laugh or cry.

He felt that the filming cycle of this reality show was a bit strange - the canyon is not long, even if it is not a rapid march, with the speed of amateurs walking across, how could it take ten days to walk from one end to the other? There is so much time left for a month of shooting.

He now understands that this team not only walks slowly, but also takes a break every hour, which is pretty much the same throughout the month.

Zheng Yaojun also obviously scoffed at this speed, folded his arms and said with a smile: "We are here for fun, right? This canyon, when we were training, we had to walk through it in a week, and we had to find the beacon at the corresponding location. March in a hurry If you run for three days, each person will be given a knife and a communicator."

Hearing what he said, Lin Chu smiled and said, "Soldiers are amazing. We are all ordinary people, and this speed is about the same."

Zheng Yaojun didn't bother to argue with him, so he smiled casually and didn't answer any more.

As for Jiang Dao... His attention has been on Eleven.

Anyway, resting now, he wanted to get closer to Eleven again, so he tentatively approached and stretched out his finger to Eleven.

Eleven bared his teeth at him with his tail between his legs, a threatening whine sounded from his throat.

"Eleven, sit down." Zheng Yaojun ordered, then strode to Jiang Dao's side, held Jiang Dao's hand again, and leaned toward Eleven's head.

Jiang Dao cooperated with his movements and leaned forward, touching the dog's furry head again.

Zheng Yaojun smiled and said, "Today, you can try hugging its neck. Come on, squat down."

As he spoke, he half-circled Jiang Dao in his arms, and led Jiang Dao's arm to fall on Eleven's furry neck.

The grievance of eleven!

It's a pity that it couldn't resist its master, so Jiang Dao could only let Jiang Dao hug its neck and stroke it lightly twice.

Zheng Yaojun slowly let go of Jiang Dao's hand and took a step back.Eleven immediately became disobedient, and Chong Jiangdao barked lightly, baring his teeth as a threat.

Jiang Dao was not afraid, and continued to hold Eleven's neck, gently combing its neck hair with his fingers.

After a while, watching Eleven became more and more restless, Zheng Yaojun patted Jiang Dao on the shoulder, and shouted: "Come here first this time, and continue next time."

Jiang Dao reluctantly let go of the big dog, and Zheng Yaojun took out a piece of jerky from his pocket to appease his partner.

After resting for ten minutes, the team moved forward again.

With the experience of the previous hour, Jiang Dao no longer followed Zheng Yaojun in a regular manner.He wandered around and explored the nearby woods, and found several edible wild vegetables and common herbs in the wild.

This world is really beautiful. You don’t have to worry about whether the plants growing in the wild are polluted. As long as you recognize the appearance, you can eat with confidence. Even in the wild, the living conditions are much better than the world outside the book.

Walking and stopping all the way, playing and playing around, when it was almost noon, the team leader told everyone to stay where they were for an hour to prepare lunch.

Since this program is about outdoor hiking, not wild survival, each of them brought some compressed biscuits and cans in their backpacks when they set off, as well as clean drinking water, so they didn't need to worry too much about lunch.

However, Jiang Dao looked at the food reserves on his body, and decided to find something edible around him to reduce the consumption of convenience food.

He didn't go too far, walked around the activity area designated by the staff, and came back with a large handful of sweet potato-shaped tubers in his hand, and dug a bag of clean soil along the way.

Seeing what Jiang Dao brought back, Zheng Yaojun smiled: "You actually know this?"

Jiang Dao nodded and asked, "Brother Zheng, do you want to eat?"

Zheng Yaojun was not polite to him: "Come on."

Jiang Dao covered the tubers with mud. Over there, Zheng Yaojun had quickly cleared a small open space, dug a hole with Dr. Zhao, isolated the vegetation with stones, and lit a small fire.

Beside, the staff of the film crew responsible for monitoring the fire immediately became nervous.

Jiang Dao was very relaxed. He threw the mud-wrapped tubers into the fire, picked up a branch and fiddled with them.

At this time, six people and a dog surrounded the fire.

Jiang Dao raised his head and said with a smile: "Do you want to try it all? I haven't dug much..."

Yuan Shu was curious: "What is this?"

Jiang Dao was taken aback by the question, and blinked his eyes: "I only know that this is edible, but I don't know what it's called..." Those rude common names in the world outside the book may only increase the laughing stock.

Fortunately, Dr. Zhao knows a lot, and explained with a smile: "It's a kind of wild yam. Don't worry, you can eat it."

These wild yams are not big in size, and they are quickly roasted by the fire to give off their fragrance.Jiang Dao extinguished the unburned flames with soil, and dug out a few yam bumps from the ashes, padded them with leaves, and distributed them to everyone.

Peeling off the hard-baked soil shell, revealing the soft powdery tubers inside, Jiang Dao didn't care if it was covered with dust or not, just bit his mouth, and quickly finished a few yams that belonged to him.

On the other side, Yuan Shu and Lin Chu were eating and taking pictures with their GoPros.Watching them entertain themselves, the camera arranged by the program group stayed with Jiang Dao and the others to record the first lunch of these "outsiders" in the canyon.

"When we were training back then, we were also required to identify edible plants and medicinal plants. I'll find some on the way back and add something to our dinner." Zheng Yaojun said with a smile, "It's a pity that the program team doesn't allow private hunting, otherwise I might You can set us a wood rat or a rabbit, and have a barbecue."

Jiang Dao laughed when he heard the words: "Go forward for a while and you should reach the river beach, where you can catch fish. The same goes for grilled fish."

Zheng Yaojun was full of approval: "You are also very sensitive to terrain."

Jiang Dao smiled and didn't say much.

After lunch, they continued to move forward, stop and go, and sure enough, near dusk, a shallow river bank appeared in front of everyone.

Lin Chu and Yuan Shu immediately rushed to the water's edge excitedly. This time, even Zhu Huayun didn't hold back, and came to the water's edge immediately. Seeing that the water was very clear, she immediately squatted on the bank to wash her hands and face.

Jiang Dao walked around the shore, returned to the camping place, and shook his head: "The water is too clear, and there are no fish on the shore, so I can't have grilled fish for dinner...but you can try it tomorrow."

Dr. Zhao was about to wash the wild vegetables that Zheng Yaojun picked along the way, and he was puzzled: "Why can I do it tomorrow?"

Jiang Dao drank the last sip of the mineral water and shook the empty bottle: "I'll try the fish basket tonight."

After eating a meal of compressed biscuits and wild vegetable soup for dinner, Jiang Dao sat cross-legged outside the tent, cut open several mineral water bottles he had collected with a small dagger, and made an arm with the pampas grass leaves he found near the water. Long strip fish basket.

Sure enough, Zheng Yaojun was attracted again, holding a fish basket and marveling: "I said, Xiao Jiang, where did you learn this skill? Now that you are a star, you have to learn to fish?"

Dr. Zhao was also puzzled: "It's strange for me too..."

Next to him, Lin Chu felt concerned: "You can roll, you can roll, and the entertainment industry is not easy to mess with now!"

As he spoke, he glanced at Jiang Dao, his expression a little awkward, and he began to regret that he knew about this program tomorrow, so why didn't he think of doing more homework, learning to recognize wild vegetables and make fish baskets, the program team would definitely be willing to give him more The camera, how could it not be the turn of an illegitimate child to be so active.

At this time, the lively Zhu Huayun sat beside Jiang Dao holding a handful of pampas grass: "I want to learn this too, can you teach me?"

Jiang Dao nodded: "Okay."

During the period after dinner until the break, the program team originally arranged for the guests to have group activities. Although they have no script and will not interfere with what the guests do, they have also given reminders to let everyone find something to do together every evening .

So Zheng Yaojun, the eldest brother among the guests, said: "Just sit around and learn how to weave fish baskets. The road ahead basically follows the water system, and there are more opportunities for fishing."

Until night fell, everyone lowered their woven fish baskets by the water, and then returned to the camp to rest.

……

At 01:[-] p.m. on January [-], the related video of Day [-] of "Real Wilderness" was officially launched on the video platform "My Neighbor Totoro Live" under Longcheer Entertainment.

The released video has only undergone the simplest cropping, and it is released in the form of theme points. Each part of the video is real and coherent, and there are no clips inserted in the middle. Some of them are filmed by cameras, and some guests bring their own GoPro. For the part, viewers can choose to watch continuously, or choose the part they are interested in and repeat the cycle.

Chu Yinlong opened the live broadcast platform, and immediately clicked into the sub-P marked with Jiang Dao's name. When he saw the big boy wearing an outdoor jacket on the screen, the corners of his lips curled up in a great mood.

However, this smile didn't stay on Chu Yinlong's face for long before it was replaced by a slightly wrinkled brow.Chu Yinlong stared at the screen, the more he looked, the uglier his face became.

After scanning all the P videos about Jiangdao in one go, Chu Yinlong called Lu Zhengrong.

As soon as he got connected, he cut straight to the point: "That Zheng Yaojun, what's his background?"

On the phone, Lu Zhengrong seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

Chu Yinlong: ...

After laughing for a long time, finally stopped, Lu Zhengrong asked: "Hey, are you jealous?"

Chu Yinlong's tone was dissatisfied: "I think he made a move on Xiao Dao."

Lu Zhengrong laughed a few more times, and said: "He is a real soldier king. He made second-class meritorious service when performing missions on the border two years ago. He had to retreat because he was injured and was not suitable for continuing to fight on the front line. I Think about it, even if his right knee joint is now replaced with a metal bone, you will definitely not be able to win against him."

Chu Yinlong was speechless: "I don't want to fight with him!"

Lu Zheng hummed twice: "You are just afraid that he will steal your baby."

Chu Yinlong: "Did you carefully review the guests when you invited them?"

Lu Zhengrong: "It's been reviewed. Brother Zheng is now helping to train military dogs in the military dog ​​training camp. He is a good person. Hey, I think Kojima likes dogs very much. I wonder if he will ask him for a retired military dog. "

But which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted, Chu Yinlong's face turned black.

Then Lu Zhengrong laughed again, and said: "I heard that his son is also very good. He is only three years old, and he is very powerful in military boxing."

Chu Yinlong: ...

Lu Zheng smiled and said, "So, don't be jealous of married straight men, be good."

Chu Yinlong hung up the phone directly.

Staring at the screen for a while, in the end, his heart was overwhelmed by the strong desire to see Jiang Dao, he raised his hand and clicked on the video again, and played it again.

At this time, the barrage in the video gradually increased.

"Hahahaha suddenly felt that Xiaojima, who was rejected by dogs, was so cute."

"Let go of that dog and let me do it!"

"Kojima's voice is so cute when he calls the dog's name, my God! I'm going to change my name to Eleven!"

Seeing these words, Chu Yinlong was a little upset, raised his hand and was about to close, when suddenly another bullet screen floated out: "This should be @楚银龙."

Chu Yinlong paused with his fingers, and was not in a hurry to close the barrage.

In the picture, it was the scene where Zheng Yaojun held Jiang Dao's hand and led him to stroke the wolfhound.

Immediately afterwards, the barrage army struck:

"Wow, this brother soldier is so handsome and gentle!"

"His hands are so big, he can wrap Kojima's whole hand inside."

"Why is the scar on the tiger's mouth a bit sexy?"

"The man who handed over to the country, my XP is moving, I want to drink."

"The King of Soldiers played by Actor Chu is similar to this one. I replaced QwQ."

"@楚银龙"

"Can CP fans stop KYing everywhere? Take my island away, don't make an appointment!"

"Don't mention our dragon father here, please? CP fans, please enclose yourself, thank you!"

can not watch anymore.

Chu Yinlong frowned, and clicked directly to another P video.

"Wow! Kojima actually knows wild yam, amazing!"

"This soldier's tone of praise for Kojima is too spoiled QwQ"

"The actions of preparing the fire together are so tacit, hahahaha..."

Are these kids addicted to CP?

Chu Yinlong continued to change P with a dark face.

"Wuuuuu can make roasted yams and weave fish baskets, I can do it!"

"Kojima's fingers are so nimble, don't weave fish baskets, please weave me!"

"The sisters in front are wearing clothes ←_←"

"Pay attention here!!!"

"Kojima's Backpack ↓"

"Binger brother's backpack→"

"They're in the same tent!"

"Damn Leeuwenhoek!"

"Did sisters watch the video with a microscope?!"

Chu Yinlong:! ! !

Chu Yinlong's forehead twitched, and finally raised his hand to turn off the barrage.

Then... He dragged the screen to observe carefully, and he found that the backpacks of the six guests were all different colors, and when they finally set up camp, Jiang Dao's backpack was indeed put together with Zheng Yaojun's.

Chu Yinlong picked up the phone and called up the dialog box with Lu Zhengrong, and entered the text: "Are you short of money? You have to share the tent with two people?"

After typing, he stared at the screen for a while, then quickly deleted it, put the phone on the table, and sighed while pinching his brows.

……

The first week of the broadcast of "The Real Wilderness" passed quickly. Compared with Lin Chu's frequent trending trend because of this, the popularity of Jiang Dao's few videos has not been too high, and he was even criticized several times for being bright and slightly temperamental. Compared with the cute Zhu Huayun, he is only better than Yuan Shu, who was born as a UP master.

As for Dr. Zhao and Zheng Yaojun, both of them are outsiders, and they don't even have their own official V accounts on Weibo and Totoro, so it's hard to calculate how popular they are.

It wasn't until the second week of the show's recording, the day when the Day 12 video was released, that Jiang Dao was finally brought under the name of Lin Chu, and became No. 3 in Weibo's hot search all the way.

All this stems from a small accident that is not dangerous but dramatic enough.

Everything was as usual that day, the program team walked slowly through the canyon jungle, Lin Chu and Yuan Shu explored the surrounding dense forest together, and used GoPro to shoot the material.

Unexpectedly, there was actually a crack in the ground covered with dead leaves and moss in the dense forest. The two of them didn't notice that Lin Chu stepped on it and fell into a crack that was three meters deep, and was stuck in it and couldn't move.

Seeing that no one was injured or life-threatening, adhering to the principle of "non-intervention", the program group asked the guests to find a way to rescue them first.

Zheng Yaojun was very experienced in this kind of rescue, and immediately sent the rope down to let Lin Chu use his strength to climb out.

As a result... Lin Chu was stuck in the seam, and he couldn't use any strength in his joints. When he grabbed the rope and was pulled, something stuck on his back, which made him cry out in pain frequently, so he subconsciously let go of the rope.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Dao gestured for the width of the seam, put on the rope and jumped down.

Jiang Dao's recent weight loss has been quite effective, and his figure is thinner than Lin Chu's.

He moved to Lin Foundation along the ground fissure. Even in the narrow gap, he moved very flexibly. He pulled out the dagger stuck in his boots, dug a few times along the wall of the earth and rock crevice behind the forest foundation, and cut a piece of wood. Curved and hard tree roots.

Then he passed a rope through the gap in Lin Chu's waist, instructed him to put the end of the rope back in, quickly put on a simple rescue belt, and finally gestured toward the top of the gap: "Pull it."

Above, several people teamed up and quickly dragged Lin Chu and Jiang Dao out.

Dr. Zhao took out the portable medicine box from his backpack, and Lin Chu took off his shirt, revealing a piece of slightly red skin on his back: "This is right here, it hurts so much! Dr. Zhao, please help me!"

Dr. Zhao paused, and looked at Jiang Dao hesitantly.

Jiang Dao waved at him: "You show him first, I'm fine."

After finishing speaking, Zheng Yaojun took out a palm-sized first-aid kit from his bag, and said to Jiang Dao, "Take off your clothes."

Jiang Dao smiled at him, raised his hand to take off his jacket, and handed the broken skin on his elbow to Zheng Yaojun.

Beside, Zhu Huayun saw this scene and exclaimed, "Ah! Your clothes are not even torn, why are you bleeding!"

Jiang Dao winked at her: "The quality of the clothes is too good, it's because I'm not skinny."

Zheng Yaojun pressed the alcohol cotton on Jiang Dao's wound without mercy, wiped it twice, and replied solemnly: "Just now he cut down the tree roots too hard, the bottom is so narrow, and the angle is not convenient, I can tell he will be injured... ...It's okay, the bones are fine, just break the skin."

Seeing Jiang Dao put his coat back as if nothing had happened, Lin Chu's face turned red and turned pale, and he stopped crying, and refused Dr. Zhao's suggestion to put ointment on his unbroken back.

So, on the day the video was released, Jiang Dao followed Lin Chu to the fire.

"#林楚伤引VS江岛伤弱# Hahahahaha what kind of little princess is Lin Chu? It’s so fun! I have to say, compared with Lin Chu, Jiang Dao is a bit A!"

"Reply: Sister Lin is Sister Lin [doge] after all"

"Reply: How can you say that! At first, Lin Lin cried out for pain when he was stuck by a tree root, but after cutting down the tree root, wouldn't it be all right?"

"#林创反弱VS江岛异引# What does this topic mean? Is it only when there is bleeding? What if we Lin Lin breaks a bone? I think we should let a professional doctor take a look!"

"Reply: That's right, what if it's an internal injury! I feel so distressed [grievance]"

"Reply: The program team must apologize, this is too dangerous!"

"#林初伤引VS江岛伤弱#Jiang Dao: The quality of the clothes is too good, it’s because I’m not skinny. I think you’re too skinny [doge]”

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The children on Weibo seemed to have endless energy. That night, not to mention the new CP of Jiang Dao x Lin Chu, even a lot of fan pictures of Brother Bing x Jiang Dao were produced, and there were still R18.

Chu Yinlong glanced at the picture, expressionless, and silently chose to report.

Then he turned on the live broadcast platform, found that video, skillfully dragged it to the time when Zhang Yaojun was wiping Jiang Dao’s wounds, and angrily posted a barrage: "Your soldier brother already has a military wife and a son! No CP!"

……

The distant Talor Canyon.

The day's hike was uneventful, without any dramatic incidents.

It's just that Jiang Dao encountered a little trouble here - his earphones suddenly stopped working, and there was no sound after being plugged and unplugged many times.

On the other side of the tent, Zheng Yaojun had already fallen asleep. Jiang Dao didn't want to disturb him by turning on the power amplifier, so he had to put the phone back silently, close his eyes, and sort of rest.

At this moment, he suddenly thought, if Chu Yinlong was lying next to him, he could give it a try boldly and see if holding someone's arm could really cure his symptoms.

As soon as this thought arose, Jiang Dao slowly opened his eyes in the darkness.

The burst of emotion in his heart made him realize one thing clearly - he missed Chu Yinlong.

He wanted to hug him, to see him, to think of his voice, and even to write texts from him.

In the past ten days, he had countless moments when he suddenly wanted to record everything and send it to him.

When he couldn't fall asleep, the first thing he thought of was that he suddenly appeared that night, bringing him a warm and peaceful night.

Ejima hugged himself gently, closed his eyes again, and sighed slowly and silently in the darkness.