Newbie Apocalypse: Noob-Difficulty Tutorial

What do you do when godlike aliens decide that it’s time to enroll humanity in their militaristic System of magic cards and levels? When Earth is about to be overrun with monsters and Rifts? When a holographic screen appears before your eyes, offering you a choice? You choose your Tutorial, of course.  Hell Difficulty: Survival Chance 0.1%, Legendary Rewards Skip, skip, skip! Hell, Nightmare, Very Hard? Do I look like a psycho?! Easy Difficulty: Survival Chance 99%, Inferior Rewards Dude, I just want to survive for sure! One percent is still one percent. A condition is met.  Noob Difficulty Unlocked: Survival Chance 1 I know basic math, one means one hundred percent, right? What about the rewards? Survival itself is the Reward.   Deal!  Welcome to the Noob Tutorial, you lazy piece of crap. There are a million of you here, and only one of you worms is going to leave this place alive. I wish you shitty luck and may Death be with you.  Damn, I hate math... ... And wait, what do you mean my unique ability is just creating duct tape?

Newbie Apocalypse: Noob-Difficulty Tutorial novel is a popular light novel covering Litrpg, Action, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Magic genres. Written by the Author ConstanTeen . Read Newbie Apocalypse: Noob-Difficulty Tutorial novel online for free.