Your Mother’s Right There

In fact, before I accompanied Tan Suqing, I was thinking about whether I would meet my old lady. This afternoon was the day she used to go shopping, but I did n’t expect it to be such a coincidence. After I touched her shoulder, the moment she turned around, I My mind still burst with countless thoughts, similar to the news of “China successfully applied for hosting the World Cup.” And now, the **** Su Qing also stands not far behind me, and their simultaneous appearance has sounded an alarm in my head-“One mountain can not accommodate two tigers, let alone two mothers ~”

I used Yu Guang to look at Tan Suqing. She just looked here, but she didn’t plan to come over. She decided to use her wits to make them two parallel lines. For the time being, it’s best to have no intersection. Laughing softly to the mother: “Mom, what a coincidence.”

“Well, it’s a coincidence,” Mom said to Tan Suqing through the gap around me: “Shopping with colleagues? Isn’t it pretty?”

“Yes, you want to buy this skirt?” I pulled up the hem: “Not suitable for you, really, black, too old-fashioned.” I pointed to the next door: “The color of that house is very gorgeous, you can go there and see.”

“Why don’t you go shopping with me? It’s better to call your co-workers.” My mother’s voice was familiar.

I was busy pushing away, “No, you see people don’t know you, shopping is more restrictive,” Bian took out his wallet from his bag: “Is enough money for shopping today? Not enough, I will give you another one thousand.”

“No, I have a lot of money.” My mother held my arm to prevent me from moving. At this time, a familiar piercing magic sound came from behind me. I turned my head to look back. Tan Suqing’s arm stood at the same place and asked with a frown. Me: “Xue Jin, what are you rubbing over there? Do you want to buy her this skirt with money and come over to me?”

The extent of her smile stretched freely on her face: “Your kindness is brought to my heart, but the things that others started with are of no value to me. Say goodbye to the lady, Xue Jin, let’s go,” She nodded amicably at me and nodded her chin with her right hand. “Oh, by the way, reminder. This lady, although I don’t want this skirt, it is not for you. You can ask the shopping guide to help you. Look, all the meat on your back is stiffened by it, there is a kind of … um … Ling Chi’s fleshy feeling. “-My mother is indeed petite and plump.

After Tan Suqing finished speaking, she glanced lightly at the shopping guide lady next to her for approval. The shopping guide lady did not speak, and her face instantly pale.

“…” There was a moment of silence between my mother and me. The face of my mother was twitching. This was the forbearance before the madness became dark.

I clenched her hands and whispered: “Mom, calm, she is my boss and is used to meekness.”

“It’s not my boss. I don’t know if she’s your mother because of her estimation. Oh, I pretend to be a regular guest to meet her and play a role.” The challenge of Yueyue was revealed on the face of her mother. She smiled a bit terrifyingly, and immediately broke free of my arm, quickly walked to Tan Suqing, and I was busy following.

However, in order to protect my personal safety, I will not intervene for the time being. I will watch the situation and then act.

“Why?” Tan Suqing stood still in a circle of arms, without changing his face: “I want to say something directly to me.”

My mother has a very immune look and is at ease: “You said that I was wearing this dress because it was the flesh before Ling right? Then let’s take a look at you. You want to show the skinny after taking drugs? This one The skirt is a cheongsam style, which requires a smooth figure to wear out, but what about your chest and buttocks? Where is the courage to let you take it off the hanger and wear it out to insult it? “

“Oh, it’s funny,” Tan Suqing concealed his lips. “Who told you that I’m going to wear it. The color is so old-fashioned. I bought one for the funeral. What about you? Everyday dress?”

The mother didn’t want to be outdone: “Go to the funeral? Oh ~ I get it. At my funeral, I used it as a shroud to wear it and lay in the coffin? Then I’ll give up. You said, people will die once, There is only one chance to wear it, but I have n’t seen it yet, so sad, let me forget, I will go to the dressing room now and change it. “

“Thanks, no trouble, I don’t pick up other people’s broken shoes.”

“You said that you lived so much, how can you be so principled, and take your fancy when you see it?”

“How come, I am a very principled person, my principle is only three words-look at the mood. Once you wear it, this terrible upper body effect makes me not want to buy it at all. You wear it to estimate the living All were scared to death, where is the old witch. “

“Yeah, huh, my rank is as high as you are. If you wear it to a funeral, it ’s estimated that the dead will have to be scared back to light, because after seeing you, she will think,” Do n’t die, I will become this corpse in the future ……””

“It’s so old and so fat, you haven’t digested the meat you ate in your stomach when you were young.”

“It seems that your childhood is comparable to that of little carrot head.”

“Little radish head is better than your fat.”

“Did the growth of vegetarianism change your values?”

…

The conversation between the two of them is already sharp, but the tone of the tone is still intact, and the faces are smiling, and the Buddha is not arguing, but the old friends who have not seen for many years are talking about the past and the warm lights above the mall. Falling on them, it looks very harmonious and loving. However, the guests who come to the counter will automatically retreat at a distance of five meters away. On the one hand, they did n’t miss any words in the ear. The shopping guide ’s pale face made me think that she would like to call the manager to call a few strong men. The two women swept the door out of the door-let them go to their funeral! She must be thinking this way.

I sent a short message to Gu Xueqi in this gap: “My mother and my mother-in-law are arguing in the mall. Are you coming to watch?”

What she returned to me was “No, my person is easy to be satisfied, just watch your text live broadcast. Why quarrel?”

“For a dress.”

“Sure enough, shopping is the source of women’s evil …”

Putting down the phone, the shopping guide looked to me, she was helpless, and was obviously asking for help. I avoided her eyes and stepped forward: “That … interrupt.”

“Xue Jin!” Tan Suqing suddenly turned to me with a small half of her face and snarled at me: “Come and deal with this woman, I don’t want to waste time with her anymore.”

“Want to run?” My mother smiled smugly, and it seemed to have the upper hand now: “Well, let you go.”

“It’s me who let you go,” Tan Suqing caught the fallen black hair behind his head: “This aunt, are you sure you want to continue to physically attack me in this shopping mall with half of my family’s shares?” Say why did the girl indulge them for so long …)

My mother was not moved by the elite and mighty, “Yo, play ban? Xinjiekou is more than your family. Also, please do n’t call me aunt, the blood basin on your scary old demon ’s face. It ’s almost ten years since I screamed this title. Do you want me to carefully count the number of wrinkles hidden underneath after you put a makeup remover on your face? ”

Tan Suqing has chest ups and downs, pointing at my mother: “You …”

“Me? How? Straighten your breath first, or you will have a live broadcast of your funeral before you even wear this skirt …”

Seeing that Tan Suqing’s condition was getting worse, and then seeing my mother still cheeky and complacent, I interrupted my mother: “Cough, this lady, don’t quarrel yet.” Gu Xingzhi’s mother …

Who the hell? My mother looked back confused.

Gu-line-stop-I slow down my mouth.

“Gu Xingzhi his mother?” My mother shouted in surprise.

Tan Suqing calmed down at an alarming rate: “How do you know my son’s name?”

In a flash my heart was ashes …

——It seems that the end of the fight between mother-in-law and mother-in-law may end in the BE of the suicide of the daughter-in-law.

Fortunately, my mother’s ability to reverse the situation is superb. She lied very calmly: “Your son is very famous, handsome and handsome, N city is a woman knows it. I am his fan, but you are actually his mother? What kind of son did my mother give birth to? I used to be too brain-damaged.

“Poof!” I sprayed silently.

Tan Suqing’s face was flushed, and his chest began to rise and fall. Fortunately, the shopping guide lady called the floor manager in time. He almost knelt down when he arrived. One side was God and the other shareholder. I had no choice but to persuade Tan Suqing to go to the manager to take a break. After all, Tan Suqing was a well-known person, and he wasn’t so cautious. He snorted and left me to sway away with the manager. The manager gave her back while giving her a hint of gestures to me and the shopping guide lady, let us also calm down the anger of this one who stayed here.

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“It’s interesting,” she walked out of the mall with my mother. She touched her chin and concluded: “I mean Gu Xingzhi his mother.”

She glanced sideways: “It seems that your life will not be boring after marriage, there is an old saying how to fight with mother-in-law, it’s fun.”

I immediately thought of a scene in the mall just now, and gave her a white glance: “Forget it, after this, the past I married or not has become unknown. Even if I agree there, I will immediately cancel the engagement when I see you.”

“Don’t worry,” she looked up somewhere: “As long as you can marry, the mother must make Gu Xingzhi his mother look at me. And because of your perseverance, you have to marry. Look at the others Fan Weiqi, stuttering like that, leaning like that, don’t you marry too? Although her husband is a little bit dark. People have been boring for ten years before they got married, and you have only lived together for a few months, which is much more advantageous than the two of them. “

I followed her eyes, and the big black-and-white wedding was being broadcast live on the big screen outside the mall. Suddenly the pressure on my heart doubled, so I had to change the topic: “Where did Fan Weiqi stutter?”

My mother listed a very strong reason: “Every time I introduce myself on TV, I am Fan Fanfan Fan Fan Weiqi. I have good luck and can still be a singer when I stutter.”

“…”

So speechless, I stopped and my mother followed me when I saw it and asked, “What’s wrong?”

I took out a small red box prepared from the bag and handed it to her: “Mom, I just bought you a pearl necklace in the mall. Minger is Mother’s Day.”

“Yo,” she immediately smiled and accepted, “I thought you forgot your mother when you had a husband.”

“Why?” I also smiled with her. When I was young and frivolous, my mother was in charge of me, and I especially wanted to escape her to a distant place and be myself. And now when I walk into the society, when I fall into the crowd, the person I miss the most is her.

Happy mother’s day, mom.

I always wanted to say these words to the old girl next to me, but I felt that hypocrisy could not easily talk. At the moment, I still can’t open my mouth, so I chose to say to myself and to her in my heart.