Your Girlfriend Was Amazing

Minsoo… Please… Please…!

———————————Emergency Quest

[Hallucination Dungeon: Succubus Night]

The hallucination dungeon is a unique dungeon that does not alter the existing terrain. It scatters hallucinogenic powder on the existing terrain, enchanting people's eyes and preventing them from seeing the truth.

Moreover, succubi are widely known as a species that feeds on the vitality of men. It is unbelievable that someone with the appearance of such a species is involved.

The succubus's appearance is so beautiful and captivating that it could overwhelm any other species. Can you truly withstand their charming allure, so intense that it could melt your brain?

Before the deep night spreads like waves, submerging Wonderland entirely, stop it!

Clear Condition: Defeat Succubus Queen (0/1)

Penalty: Death

Penalty: Reputation Decrease

Reward: Internet Immunity Ticket (S, 1 time)

Internet Immunity Ticket (S, 1 time): Prevents being criticized even once when facing a crisis in the court of public opinion due to a significant mistake. ———————————

Though the reward is a bit disappointing, I like the change in the penalty. This so-called ‘criticism immunity' ticket is quite meaningless to me. Considering my strong ties with influential figures capable of shaping media narratives, it's more of a trivial perk.

"Chairman Choi Youngnam, Yoomin, and Melanie."

If I ask these three, they might be able to create something out of nothing. With such connections, the prospect of receiving only a ticket to essentially ward off public prosecution feels like settling for a consolation prize.

Enough with the regret, let's focus on the current situation, which surprisingly has some silver linings.

"Mr. Double Chin, thank you for now."

I'm not breaking a sweat over Minsoo and Yoomin facing death. From day one in the first year, they've solidified their positions at the cream of the crop. Plus, Minsoo is the protagonist, so there's no way he'll die. On top of that, Yoomin has recently completely evolved her abilities.

As there's a possibility of other awakeners in Wonderland, our capacity to keep damage in check remains high as long as we perform well.

"I guess even the Witch's Blessing can't see through the dungeon."

I thought it would work since it's in the hallucination category, but dungeons have different characteristics. Good thing I've got the Wonderland map; getting lost is the least of my concerns Even though it's a hallucination, it's still based on Wonderland.

"Succubus huh… I wonder what my ideal type is."

While my criteria for a pretty woman are clear, my ideal type is quite ambiguous. The desire to sleep with that woman once has long disappeared.

Regardless, with no immediate signs in sight, I decided to get a move on.

Dungeons come in all shapes and sizes, and this one might be a haven for the anti-social monster types. After a solid 30 minutes of walking and not a soul in sight, it started feeling downright perplexing. Even with my heightened senses, the absence of any presence was starting to feel unusual.

Without locating the succubi, I couldn't just unleash Coercion either.

I wanted to do a thorough sweep, but I couldn't rule out the chance of regular people being in the mix. All I could do was climb to some high vantage point or wander aimlessly.

After wasting about an hour, I felt something with my senses. It wasn't the presence of an awakened or the feeling of an ordinary person.

"I found it."

[Rocinante activated! Drive safely!]

I hadn't brought it out earlier, fearing the monsters might scatter at the sound of Rocinante's exhaust noise. But now that I had a bead on the location, no need to fret.

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

Rocinante, looking like a steed that went through a Transformers phase, made its entrance. The moment I hopped on, the helmet clamped down on my head, widening my peripheral vision.

[Do you want to activate automatic driving mode?]

I nodded, getting up while stepping on the motorcycle saddle. It had a solid balance, and I was pretty confident I wouldn't end up face down. Plus, I needed to launch an attack the moment I located it.

"Advance on the most efficient route."

Rocinante utilized buildings as launchpads to soar or scaled walls. It was a nifty skill that only got better the more I used it.

"Found one."

[Rocinante Acceleration Activated!]

"What, what is it?!"

The succubus's surprised voice was heard, but it was already too late. Rocinante swiftly flew in front of the succubus like a spear. Already standing up, I triggered Coercion.

Thump!

"Why are you doing this all of a sudden?!"

It wasn't something a regular monster could handle. As soon as the succubus crashed to the ground, she screamed as if unfairly treated.

I needed information, so instead of killing her right away, I just looked down quietly.

"We have this understanding, why…?"

Her face was pressed to the ground, making it hard to see properly, which was disappointing. Putting that aside, she still had a rebellious spirit.

In a moment of trying to tap her to get her attention, the succubus spoke again, "Even if the relationship between incubus and succubus is bad, this far is crossing the line! Did you forget the treaty between the King and Queen?"

"What?"

What is she talking about right now?

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"Step any closer, and I'll cut you down!"

Kim Minsoo was struggling to cope with the absurdity of the situation. It hadn't been long since he got a girlfriend, and the most adventurous thing he'd experienced was holding hands during a leisurely stroll.

"Oh, Mr. Hero, you're sooo stern. Why resist when you're rocking that dashing look?"

"Well, you know, we really don't kill people. We just charm them and poof, vanish."

True to the cliche Pure Love Diary lead, his resistance to romantic entanglements was plummeting. When it came to understanding women, he was practically navigating uncharted territory, and anything of a mature nature was an instant blush trigger, too awkward for him to even sneak a peek.

"Surely, you're not thinking of swinging that sharp sword at us, right?"

"I'd love to be impaled by the sword between your legs, Mr. Hero."

"Eek! Are you insane? Don't talk such thing!"

Thus, the scene unfolding before Kim Minsoo was excessively provocative. He'd only heard whispers about the reverse bunny girl costume, but witnessing it in the flesh was beyond expectations.

It was a bit too much for him.

Even a micro bikini…

Clothes straight out of adult content were scattered around. Despite being labeled as succubi, they were essentially a gathering of the world's beauties.

"Mr. Hero… Can't you make an exception for me…?"

Not every succubus was boldly assertive. Amidst those battling passionately with their cleavage, there was succubus timidly clutching the edges of her outfit.

This place was a manifestation of every man's wildest sex fantasies.

"Do…don't come any closer! I harbor no feelings for any of you!"

"Oh, Mr. Hero, you're getting excited down here."

"Eek! It's so tiny and cute."

"It's like a baby, I want to pamper it."

"It's not tiny!!!!"

At the mention of its size, Kim Minsoo couldn't help but lose his cool. Being called baby-like when he firmly believed otherwise was unacceptable.

He needed to deal with the succubi in reverse bunny girl costumes right away.

"J-Just a little longer…"

He gradually thought they were harmless monsters. After all, what harm could there be in enjoying something pleasant?

As Kim Minsoo's summoned sword began to blur, the succubi's eyes gleamed even more.

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"Kim Minsoo is the highest-grade virgin?"

"Yeah, how many times do I have to tell you? Aren't you an incubus? Why is your information so slow?"

"I've been working diligently, so I haven't had a reason to go to the demon world."

"Well… I guess, among incubi, you'd be in the top tier."

The subdued succubus believed that I was an incubus. The reason for her belief was absurd: my sheer number of times I had sex. Perhaps she read the total, including my experiences on Earth, but I was honestly baffled.

I don't remember racking up that many… I wonder how many times I've done for a succubus to see me as an incubus.

"Still, it's good to come to the demon world and catch up on the news occasionally. You might not be into male gossip, but when the Queen herself makes a move, it's noteworthy."

"Why is this virgin named Kim Minsoo so popular?"

"Do you need a detailed explanation?"

"Yeah, it's nice to catch up on news after a while."

Why couldn't I spot succubi while strolling through Wonderland? The answer lay squarely with Kim Minsoo.

"He's a virgin with zero plans and likely won't find himself having sex anytime soon. Truly an uncommon find."

"What? Why is he like that?"

"Well… it's hard to explain in words. You'll know just by looking at him."

"Give me at least a rough explanation."

When it comes to selecting a man, succubi are meticulous about the quality of the seed. They quantify and analyze various aspects of a man's performance, including the frequency of masturbation, engaging in sex, the number of crushes, and other sexual metrics.

And the analysis indicated that Kim Minsoo has an exceptionally high score.

The reasons are:

"Look at what he's wearing today. He's not finding love anytime soon. You might not have seen it, but we have."

Firstly, Minsoo has a fashion sense that could use some divine intervention.

"And… because he's overly eager, he's incredibly oblivious… talks too much, pretends to be superior… They don't match with his looks."

Secondly, it's a compilation of characteristics that women would actively avoid.

"Let me think… oh! But on such topics, his libido is exceptionally high. If I had to describe it, he's like an overpriced old wine that lacks taste, so no one bothers buying it!"

"Why compare it to wine?"

"Because we consider it top-notch!"

Ironically, the two mentioned traits acted as a boon for succubi. Taking the virginity of someone who appears incapable of doing it on his own is hailed as the utmost honorable duty for a succubus.

If even the succubus queen was making a move, it's indeed a significant matter.

"So, are all succubi after Kim Minsoo now?"

"That's right! How many times do I have to tell you? I'm just bad with directions!"

Everything fell into place. I'm now pondering if the reason for his fashion was related to this revelation. Has he already accepted the grim odds of encountering a woman and redirected his attention elsewhere?

"But, if he's charmed, will he disappear right away?"

"No, not exactly. Only when the Queen takes the vitality will the real invasion begin."

"I see."

"Over there. I can feel it, we're almost arrived."

[Bash activated! Strong power gathers in your fist!]

Bam!

There's no more intel to gather. I've received the direction, so there's no rationale to spare her. The dungeon difficulty is inherently low, and the succubus dissipated with a single decisive blow.

But being a hero, he can withstand temptation, right?

[Rocinante Activated! Drive safely!]

"Minsoo… please… please…!"

While Kim Minsoo may be a hero, he shares more than a few traits with the author. He might have inherited that chunky guy's sexual fantasies, but can he endure succubus temptation? Could he be shaking his hips right now?

Anxiety lingered in my mind.

"Minsoo!" Upon arriving at the scene, a dreadful sight was about to unfold.

Kim Minsoo, with his pants down, was holding onto something resembling a chili pepper. In front of him, a woman wearing a tiara was spreading her legs, unmistakably the succubus queen.

"You idiot!"

[Rocinante Acceleration Activated!]

I launched Rocinante like a rocket. The target was only one—Kim Minsoo.

Kim Minsoo, captivated by the succubus right in front of him, didn't even notice what was flying around him. His irises took on a slight pink hue, as if enchanted.

The moment Kim Minsoo got done, the dungeon difficulty would skyrocket.

"Kkuuuaaah!"

Rocinante dove into Kim Minsoo's side, sending him flying. Just before the scene of the insane virgin exploitation party unfolded, the situation came to a halt. It would have been too late if his chili pepper had been of normal size.

"Thanks for the assistance, little one."

Amidst the squealing pig sounds he produced, I expressed a small gratitude.