Chapter 309: Getting Pranked
Third floor of the department store.
All kinds of men's suits and casual wear, truly a one-stop shop and very eye-catching, clearly not a place for the poor.
Currently, there are quite a few wealthy young men here, after all, this is the men's clothing area. When Xiao Tianyu and Shangguan Biyue walked in, they caught quite a few eyes.
Shangguan Biyue's attire, naturally, needs no explanation, but Xiao Tianyu seemed a bit out of place here. It's not that Xiao Tianyu lacks charisma, but his clothing is really nothing special. Compared to the rich young men here, he appears quite shabby.
The main issue is that such a poor guy is accompanied by such a stunning beauty. This is seriously a mismatch.
"Damn, am I seeing things? Such a stunning beauty actually likes this scruffy guy? Is there any justice left in this world? Why doesn't such a beautiful goddess pay attention to me, the billionaire of the Shen Family?"
"Nowadays, people only care about looks and not background?"
"Stop dreaming, you think your background matters to them?"
"Why wouldn't it matter? At least I'm richer than that guy!"
"You're just jealous!"
"Oh, beautiful cabbage actually being uprooted by a pig, let go of that cabbage, let me uproot it!"
"..."
Voices of discontent quickly echoed around, all men. Why does that poor guy get such good treatment? It's unfair... so damn unfair.
The surrounding voices naturally reached Shangguan Biyue's ears. She glanced at Xiao Tianyu as if to say, see, clothes make the man. Don't complain about you not being disliked, you should be thankful for your good fortune.
Then Shangguan Biyue smiled lightly and said, "Go ahead and pick!"
"Pick, pick your sister!" Xiao Tianyu rolled his eyes at Shangguan Biyue: "This place, we're poor, can't afford it. Actually, I think clothes are just for covering up, no need to be so serious!"
Actually, Xiao Tianyu wanted to say, dammit, I only have a salary of 100,000 a year, buying clothes here, are you going to support me?
After speaking, Xiao Tianyu turned to leave, but was pulled back by Shangguan Biyue: "Xiao Tianyu, get back here!"
"Back to let you trick me?"
"I'll pay!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Not deducted from my salary?" Xiao Tianyu was still not reassured.
"No deductions, absolutely not, happy now!" Shangguan Biyue rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianyu, making those envious and jealous eyes around even more envious and jealous.
"Why can't I meet such a good woman?"
"This kind of treatment, no words can describe!"
"Same men, such a gap..."
"..."
People around were itching to drag Xiao Tianyu out and take his place.
Sure enough, when Shangguan Biyue said she'd pay, Xiao Tianyu didn't hold back and walked into the mall, calling over a well-educated server who greeted him respectfully.
Xiao Tianyu directly said, "Pack up this row for me, oh and also that row over there..."
Anyway, I'm not paying.
The server was stunned, really going to pack everything.
Shangguan Biyue was also stunned, this... this jerk must be doing it on purpose, does he really think I have a lot of money? Even if I do, I can't waste it like this, pack everything, can you actually imagine?
Thus, Shangguan Biyue stomped her feet in anger: "Xiao Tianyu!"
"What?"
"Is this how you buy clothes?"
"I've always bought them like this!"
"..." Shangguan Biyue was speechless, this... this jerk is flaunting with my money?
Shangguan Biyue couldn't help but say, "Pick one by one!"
"Alright!" Xiao Tianyu nodded, showing a hint of helplessness, you said you'd pay, but now you're reluctant?
Upon this thought, Xiao Tianyu casually picked up two pieces, intending to enter the fitting room without checking the price, since he wasn't paying.
And Xiao Tianyu wasn't in the habit of choosing clothes carefully, otherwise he wouldn't have told the server to pack everything just now.
"Wait..." Seeing Xiao Tianyu being so casual, Shangguan Biyue couldn't help but say: "The two pieces you're holding don't suit you, come with me!"
After speaking, Shangguan Biyue dragged Xiao Tianyu to a row of men's suits without asking for his consent.
Xiao Tianyu then said, "I don't think buying clothes requires so much fuss, just casually buying a couple that fit is fine!"
Upon hearing this, Shangguan Biyue paused, her beautiful eyes gazing at Xiao Tianyu, and said: "Casually buying a couple?"
"Yeah, they're just for covering up anyway!"
"You sure?"
"No... wait, why do I feel like there's a trap here?" Xiao Tianyu's intuition told him that Shangguan Biyue was setting him up.
Shangguan Biyue said: "Come with me!"
"Where to?"
"Pick any two pieces for you!"
"..."
Thus, Shangguan Biyue dragged Xiao Tianyu to the fourth floor of the clothing mall, where the clothes were lace-transparent, colorful, and quite sexy, with only women inside.
"Go ahead, pick any two, then we'll go to the company together!" Shangguan Biyue said seriously.
Gulp~
Xiao Tianyu swallowed hard, his eyes widened, his mouth twitching: "Beauty, I... I'm a man!"
"What's wrong with being a man, didn't you just say clothes are just for covering up? It doesn't matter either way!"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was dumbfounded, can these even cover up? They're all damn transparent sexy lingerie.
Xiao Tianyu stood there motionless, refusing to go. If he did go, wouldn't he be laughed at till the end of time?
Though Xiao Tianyu wasn't obsessed with face, he wasn't so indifferent as to this extent. If he went in, he would undoubtedly be kicked out as a pervert.
"Why are you standing there? Go!" urged Shangguan Biyue from the side.
"Alright, Biyue, you're unbeatable, I suddenly feel that picking clothes really shouldn't be casual, I've decided, I'll go back to the third floor and guarantee careful selection this time!" Xiao Tianyu begged for mercy with a face full of plea.
Certainly, if someone else treated Xiao Tianyu like this, they might have already been greeted with a slap.
But he couldn't help it, the other person was Shangguan Biyue, and though not his wife in Xiao Tianyu's mind, at least she was the person who cared for him the most in the world.
This warmth that he had never experienced before, Xiao Tianyu would definitely not destroy it personally, he really needed this warmth.
"Since we're here, just go in and take a look, I need to buy lingerie anyway!" Shangguan Biyue said seriously.
"Don't you have lingerie?" Xiao Tianyu asked.
"How dare you bring that up!" Shangguan Biyue snorted coldly.
If not mentioned, Shangguan Biyue wouldn't be so angry, but mentioning it got her riled up.
She said: "Are any of those lingerie still good?"
All damn torn by this beast.
Although lingerie can be taken off, this rascal just pulled it off her for saving time, from yesterday to today, it's already the third piece.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu showed an awkward expression, actually wanting to say I didn't know that your lingerie was so fragile, and tore easily.
Only three chapters today, too tired, sorry!!