Chapter 247: Toad Divine Skill
Great Shift of Heaven and Earth?
And the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, why don't you just mention the Nine Yin Scripture? That seems to be the true martial arts supreme, Ye Tianhao quietly mocked in his heart, such nonsense, so ridiculous.
Xiao Tianyu watched the approaching Guan Zhongyuan with great interest, just as Guan Zhongyuan's silhouette arrived.
Smack~
A crisp sound echoed in the villa, and Guan Zhongyuan's face was slapped swollen, spinning in place, dizzy.
Puff!
A mouthful of blood with two teeth spewed out, and just as his spinning body stopped, he was kicked by Xiao Tianyu, flying away to the ground, lying as if in defeat.
Wasn't it supposed to be the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth? This "shift" speed sure is fast, Ye Tianhao secretly slandered, damn it, Zhang Wuji's coffin may not be able to hold him down now.
Currently, Guan Zhongyuan saw stars, dizzy, unable to tell who is who.
He looked at Ye Tianhao and shouted, "Toad Divine Skill, Ninth Move, Toad Urinates!"
After saying that, Guan Zhongyuan lay on the ground, croaking twice, and sprayed a jet of water towards Ye Tianhao. Instantly, Ye Tianhao was dumbfounded, just wanted to dodge, but it was too late.
Wham~
With a loud bang, Ye Tianhao was directly knocked flying, smashed a bench, and fell flat on his face.
Stunned.
Ye Tianhao was completely stunned.
Why the hell is he attacking me, what grudge, what hatred do I have with him?
Haha~ So my Toad Skill is this powerful, only now do I know. Thinking of this, Guan Zhongyuan shouted at Ye Tianhao, "Xiao Tianyu, now let you taste the power of my Toad Skill!"
Croak~
After saying that, Guan Zhongyuan lay on the ground again producing croaking sounds, kicked with all his legs, and rushed towards Ye Tianhao, making him completely dumbfounded, "Damn it, I'm your father-in-law, damn it…"
Bang~
Smack~
Before he finished speaking, Ye Tianhao was again knocked flying by Guan Zhongyuan, spurting old blood, almost fainting.
As for Xiao Tianyu standing aside with hands in his pockets, looking on indifferently, while Ye Qingcheng was dumbfounded, wondering if this guy's head was knocked silly, confusing Ye Tianhao for Xiao Tianyu?
"Hmph~ What father-in-law, my father-in-law is over there!" As soon as the voice fell, a series of crackling sounds erupted, and soon, Ye Tianhao was beaten into a pig's head by Guan Zhongyuan.
"You… you brat dare to hit me…"
"I hit you on purpose!" Guan Zhongyuan was getting more excited as he beat, daring to impersonate my father-in-law, who else would I hit if not you.
Crackling sounds~
"..." Ye Tianhao was beaten speechless, regretting ever bringing this idiot here, now alright, he ended up bruised and battered, who did he provoke, he was always wholeheartedly going to marry Ye Qingcheng to him, I was wrong...
At this moment, Xiao Tianyu came behind Guan Zhongyuan, patting him on the shoulder, Guan Zhongyuan turned around and gazed at Xiao Tianyu: "Father-in-law, see how great I am!"
"I'm your actual father-in-law!" Ye Tianhao shouted.
"Dare to deceive me, really think my eyes are blind?" Guan Zhongyuan roared angrily, "Dare to impersonate my father-in-law!"
Bam~
Saying that, Ye Tianhao was directly kicked flying by Guan Zhongyuan, nearly passing out on the spot.
Cough, cough~
Ye Tianhao coughed twice, spitting old blood, regretfully thinking about which lifetime of sins he was atoning for, being a spectator, still getting beaten?
Ignoring Ye Tianhao, Guan Zhongyuan instead spoke to Xiao Tianyu: "Father-in-law, that guy can't get up after my beating, shouldn't Qingcheng marry…"
Smack~
Before finishing speaking, Xiao Tianyu gave a solid slap on Guan Zhongyuan's face.
Guan Zhongyuan clutched his face, showing a bit of grievance: "Father-in-law, why… why did you hit me?"
Smack~
Another slap landed on Guan Zhongyuan's face, leaving him utterly confused, instinctively rubbing his eyes, and finally his blurred vision cleared a bit, discovering the person standing in front wasn't his father-in-law, he jolted to alertness:"Where's my father-in-law, where'd he go?"
"I'm over here!" Ye Tianhao shouted fiercely, Guan Zhongyuan turned his gaze, seeing Ye Tianhao in such a miserable state, his face full of confusion: "Father-in-law, who beat you like this?"
"..." Hearing this, Ye Tianhao almost wanted to jump off a building, does this fool genuinely not know or does he pretend not to know?
Infuriated, Ye Tianhao stared at Xiao Tianyu, "Good son-in-law, beat this guy until he's unrecognizable!"
"Good son-in-law?" This…this is not right, I should be your son-in-law, shouldn't I, Guan Zhongyuan's eyes expanded wide, since when did the plot change so quickly, even my father-in-law doesn't recognize me anymore.
Thinking this, Guan Zhongyuan was furious, all because of Xiao Tianyu, not only he stole my woman, but even father-in-law stands on his side.
An uncle can tolerate, but an auntie sure cannot.
"Toad Divine Skill, Tenth Move, Toad Ascends…"
Bam~
Before the last word was even said, Xiao Tianyu kicked him flying, spraying blood, Guan Zhongyuan furiously glared at Xiao Tianyu: "My Kung Fu isn't fully prepared, fights aren't supposed to go this way!"
Upon hearing, Xiao Tianyu stood with hands behind his back, coldly observing Guan Zhongyuan, does this guy have to be this ridiculous, fights are about taking advantage of surprise, didn't your mother teach you what seizing opportunity means?
Guan Zhongyuan remained unconvinced, crawling on all fours, "Toad Divine Skill…"
Bam~
Xiao Tianyu kicked his abdomen again, making Guan Zhongyuan spit out more old blood: "Fights aren't supposed to go this way, at least you should let me gather my strength fully before fighting!"
"..." Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was speechless, he'd seen all sorts of people, but someone as brainless as Guan Zhongyuan, this was the first time.
This time, Guan Zhongyuan was finally clear, this guy doesn't play by the rules, so he didn't gather his strength, damn it, that guy simply doesn't give him time to gather strength, does he.
In the next second, Guan Zhongyuan kicked off with all four legs, croak-croak~ twice, dashed towards Xiao Tianyu, aiming his forehead at Xiao Tianyu's chest, smack~ he was slapped to the ground by Xiao Tianyu, unable to rise again, like a dead toad.
Especially seeing Xiao Tianyu's calm gaze, Guan Zhongyuan grew frightened: "B-boss, please… please stop, I admit defeat, now the wife is yours, the property too… can we sit down for a good talk… violence doesn't solve problems!"
"The door is over there, get out yourself!" Xiao Tianyu said mildly.
"Boss… don't, please…" Guan Zhongyuan shook his head, clutching Xiao Tianyu's leg tightly, damn it, a thigh like this has to be held tight.
"I'll count to three, if you're not rolling out, then don't at all!" Xiao Tianyu said calmly.
Three?
Three, shouldn't there be a long time?
So Guan Zhongyuan held Xiao Tianyu's leg, "Boss, do you… do you still accept little brothers…"
Next second, Xiao Tianyu spoke: "Three!"
Blecch~
Guan Zhongyuan spat blood, is this even okay, such a rip-off wasn't supposed to work this way.