Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 169: Driving Without a License



"..." Xiao Tianyu's face turned utterly black. This old guy must have water in his brain, he thought. So, Xiao Tianyu got out of the car and walked up to Ling Xiaonan, letting out a cold snort: "Three seconds!"

This was Xiao Tianyu's final ultimatum. Ling Xiaonan sneered: "Forget three seconds, even in thirty seconds I won't scram unless you come with me!"

A good seed like this should definitely join the army, right?

"Xiaoqiang, give him the hammer!"

Hearing this, with both hands, Xiaoqiang placed a giant hammer with a thud at Xiao Tianyu's feet.

Xiao Tianyu said calmly: "So, you're saying I have no choice!"

"Either send me flying or come with me, your pick!"

"..." Xiao Tianyu was speechless. This guy was on a certain path to destruction. Was it April Fool's today? It shouldn't be. Could it be that the Psychiatric Hospital is on break?

All is lost~ All is lost~

At this moment, an ambulance drove by the restaurant entrance, sirens blaring. Xiao Tianyu stood in front of the ambulance, waving his hand. The ambulance stopped, and the driver looked displeased: "Move, we're saving a patient's life!"

"What patient, the real patient is right here!"

"What kind of illness!"

"Psychosis!" Xiao Tianyu replied seriously, seeing Ling Xiaonan as a madman.

"Psychosis isn't our department. Call the Psychiatric Hospital, just dial 8424…" the driver snorted, "Get out of the way!"

"Seriously injured, are you going to help?" Xiao Tianyu astonishingly asked, and the driver was taken aback: "Of course we do, but where's the seriously injured here, for God's sake, it's all normal people!"

"There will be in a moment!" Xiao Tianyu spoke faintly, leaving the driver stunned, what a lunatic.

Xiao Tianyu ignored this and walked over to Ling Xiaonan. Ling Xiaonan looked at him with disdain, thinking, "This guy doesn't even use the big hammer and wants to send me flying? This joke's not just big, it's enormous."

"This guy thinks he can break that Iron Cloth Shirt barehanded? Who does he think he is, someone with fists harder than hammers?" The crowd around showed scornful expressions.

Xiao Tianyu disregarded them, walked up to Ling Xiaonan, and without a word, threw out a punch.

This punch carried more than a thousand pounds of force!

Soon, a fierce gale whipped around Xiao Tianyu, his punch as heavy as a mountain. Before the punch even landed, Ling Xiaonan's expression changed entirely, finding it terrifying.

"I…" Ling Xiaonan tried to beg for mercy, but Xiao Tianyu's punch couldn't be stopped. With a boom~ like a released kite, Ling Xiaonan's entire body flew into the sky, crashing two yards away, landing right by a roadside trash can. The trash can wobbled a bit, then the lid fell down.

Xiao Tianyu clapped his hands, looking speechless: "Hm, this punch, flawless!"

"..." Those around were shocked, agape. What the heck, wasn't that old guy supposed to know Iron Cloth Shirt? And he got sent flying with one punch? Did he forget to muster his strength just now? That must be it.

The driver atop the ambulance was also dumbfounded. By now, he understood why Xiao Tianyu said there will be injuries shortly.

"Quickly, quickly~ Lift the stretcher to save the man…" All the medical staff on the ambulance scrambled off, with two people lifting a stretcher, quickly rushing towards the trash can with emergency supplies in hand, fearing being a second too late and Ling Xiaonan might be gone.

"That's inner strength, a master among masters, the kind only seen in martial arts novels!" Xiaoqiang gazed in admiration. Xiao Tianyu inadvertently found Xiaoqiang clinging to his leg: "Hey boss, are you taking on disciples? Look at me, with an extraordinary skeleton and a bright forehead, I'm definitely a once-in-a-millennium martial arts prodigy!"

"..." Xiao Tianyu looked bemused and snapped coldly: "Let go!"

"No way, unless you take me as a disciple!" Xiaoqiang said confidently. Unless you take me as a disciple, no way am I letting go.

Xiao Tianyu glanced at his fist, talking to himself: "These days, aiming to be superman…"

Da-da-da~

Before Xiao Tianyu could finish, Xiaoqiang disappeared with a swift blur, wishing he could grow two more legs. Xiao Tianyu was left stunned: "Ran so fast!"

No joke, any slower and he would definitely be punched by Xiao Tianyu into the sky to become a superman.

Then, Xiao Tianyu got into the sports car and said to Gu Lingyue: "Where's home?"

Xiao Tianyu's words were like a command, and Gu Lingyue instinctively replied: "Central Manor!"

Vroom~

With that, Xiao Tianyu floored the accelerator, darting through the street like an arrow, quickly disappearing from sight.

"Ah…" Gu Lingyue screamed piercingly inside the car: "Hey you, stop the car, you…"

Vroom~

Before Gu Lingyue could finish, Xiao Tianyu floored the accelerator again, the speed ramping up faster. Trees on both sides of the street were flung behind in the blink of an eye.

"Bastard…stupid… stop the car!" Gu Lingyue was utterly dumbfounded, casting a glance at the speedometer: it's at 320, is this airplane speed.

Luckily, Gu Lingyue's car was a luxury sports car, or it might have fallen apart in an instant.

Who drives this fast, Gu Lingyue felt like one step had landed in the Ghost Gate, urging, "Do you have a license?"

"Nope!"

"..." Gu Lingyue was speechless. Oh my god, no license and still driving like this, are you insane, I still want to live.

This time, Gu Lingyue really felt the car was heading into the Ghost Gate, but thinking it over, she comforted herself: "Not having a license doesn't mean he hasn't driven before!"

"First time driving!" Xiao Tianyu replied seriously. He wasn't kidding — it was genuinely his first time driving, leaving Gu Lingyue pale: "You… you… stop the car!"

"How do you stop!"

"..." Upon hearing this, Gu Lingyue fell silent, closing her eyes, awaiting her fate. Knowing Xiao Tianyu had no license and hadn't driven before, no way would she have gotten in the car.

Today, she realized this guy was a total lunatic.

At the front intersection, several police cars were parked roadside, with quite a few traffic cops checking for road maniacs. One second distracted, a red sports car vroom~ whizzed past their eyes at breathtaking speed, leaving the traffic cops dumbstruck.

After a moment of silence, the lead traffic cop asked: "What did you just see?"

"A rocket!" several traffic cops replied in unison, with the lead nodding approvingly: "Yes, that's what I thought too!"

"What rocket, it was clearly a limited edition sports car, officer, you check me but not him?" A busted driver felt unjust, like why was I fined ten percent overspeed while his license wasn't? Is there any justice left?"


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