You Have Science, I Have Martial Arts

As expected, what followed was another blinding spectacle of chaos.

"Now, let's welcome Cai Qiguang to the stage, who will perform 'Hey Myth·Wu Kong' for us. Please give him a round of applause!"

"Brother Guang is awesome!"

"Brother Guang is badass!"

Under the watchful eyes of his classmates, Cai Qiguang walked from the audience to the center of the classroom, dressed in a tiger-skin skirt and a classic monkey suit bought from some discount site, wearing a golden headband made from a metal hanger, and strutted confidently to the center stage.

His getup of "Truth in Jest" was hard to take seriously, yet he felt good about himself, believing tonight would be his time to shine.

From then on, he'd marry a beautiful and rich woman and reach the peak of his life.

'Having already conquered the Black Myth without a scratch, I am destined to become Heaven's Chosen in this life!'

He then smugly glanced at Ye Qingzhou and let his gaze fall on the three most beautiful girls in Class 7: Zhu Jinfeng, Xiao Yuanyuan, and Liang Yawen.

'Come, admire me!'

Beaming with energy, Cai Qiguang looked proudly around the entire class, thinking back to the various experiences since splitting into classes in the second year, feeling extremely excited as he never received so much attention.

He shouted in his heart: 'There isn't just one Ye Qingzhou in Class 7! The real peerless genius is me, Cai Qiguang!'

'Had I not been born, the Martial Dao would be an eternal night!'

Previously he was unruly, but it was only among a few classmates, unlike today where dozens of eyes in the class were watching him, giving him the illusion of being the main character.

Drawing upon his recently honed skills, Cai Qiguang performed several flips in mid-air, then shouted, "Bring the staff!"

His desk mate, Cao Guofei, threw a broken broom handle towards him, which flew rose to eye level, and Cai Qiguang, with quick reflexes, caught it on the spot.

He then began his performance, with agile and powerful moves.

"Heh, Spear Splitting Form!"

"Ha, Pole Position!"

"Hey, Stabbing Stick Form!"

Using Entry Level Forest Technique as a foundation, Cai Qiguang's staff technique was performed quite adequately, showing he indeed practiced diligently.

If the performance ended there, it wouldn't have surpassed Wu Hansen's Kunn's Dance.

But the issue was someone liked to complicate things!

Midway through Cai Qiguang's performance, someone in the audience suddenly shouted, "Bold Monkey, the Tiger Vanguard is here, how dare you be so presumptuous!"

Cao Guofei, wearing a tiger-head costume and wielding a wooden sword, attempted to jump over a desk in a cool manner, performing a 'Tiger Descends the Mountain.'

Unfortunately, he's not the agile type; his hurdling skills were terrible. He accidentally tripped mid-jump, landing clumsily and kneeling right in front of Cai Qiguang.

The atmosphere instantly froze.

Huang Liwen laughed uncontrollably, "Haha, the Tiger Vanguard kneels before the Heaven's Chosen, I did not see this coming."

Cao Guofei, embarrassed and angry, decided to vent his frustration on his desk mate. He drew the wooden sword from behind and sternly shouted at Cai Qiguang, "Stupid monkey, taste my Fast and Slow Blade!"

The two quickly began to brawl, staffs flailing like shadows, swords creating flashes of light, and the scene became extremely chaotic.

They weren't pretending to fight; they got more into it, even using martial techniques, utterly losing themselves in it, leaving everyone stunned.

Class President Li Shaojie, initially clapping, realized something was off and stood up in fright: "Stop fighting!"

After a strenuous effort of pulling them apart, the two finally stopped, and the performance ended prematurely.

Yang Lei and Xiao Yuanyuan, the hosts, felt a wave of anxiety: "We need to somehow steer the New Year's Eve Gala back on track."

So even if the teacher and junior classmates come by to watch later, they won't think our class is filled with unruly demons and monsters.

Yang Lei looked at Xiao Yuanyuan: "What now? Could the upcoming performances also have problems?"

"Don't worry, we have Ye Qingzhou as the grand finale."

Xiao Yuanyuan smiled confidently, then turned to look at Ye Qingzhou's seat: "Right, Ye... huh??? Where's Ye Qingzhou?"

Yang Lei quipped: "Oh my gosh, our class star performer has fled!"

Meanwhile, Ye Qingzhou was carrying the cake and chocolates that Xu Yunxi had sent, heading towards Class 2 of the second year. Along the way, many classes with exciting performances drew in audiences, crowding the place.

For example, outside the door of Class 5, it was packed with boys, each peering through the windows at the exciting show inside.

There, the class beauty, Heh Xinyi, was performing a horse dance, wearing tight-fitting attire from the grassland regions, accentuating her slim waist and impressive figure.

Bells were attached all over her clothing and skirt, jingling with every move. Her body swayed intensely as if riding a horse.

Heh Xinyi danced passionately to the music, her twin charms bouncing energetically, a sight that dazzled everyone, igniting their spirits, and even warding off the winter chill like they just had a hot pot meal, feeling all heated.

"Whoa, I heard Class 5 had a killer performance, now this is a show worth watching!"

Huang Liwen watched intently, unable to pull himself away.