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Origins

The Fish Slap Dance began in the ocean village of Saltmere, a place known for its eccentric fishermen and wild festivals. Legend has it that one midsummer, two rivals quarreled over who had caught the fattest fish. Too drunk to fight with knives, they began slapping each other with their catch. What should have ended in blood ended in laughter—their friends joined in, and soon the docks were alive with men and women clapping fish against one another in rhythm.

Visitors saw this ridiculous display and carried stories of it inland. Now, travelers arriving in Saltmere demand to see the dance performed. What began as drunken nonsense hardened into tradition, a strange but joyous heritage.

Practice

The dance is exactly what it sounds like: performers wield fresh-caught fish as instruments and props, clapping them against palms, thighs, and each other in complex rhythms. The slaps are accompanied by stomping feet and whistles. The fish themselves, usually mackerel or salt eels, leave the dancers coated in brine and scales, but the laughter is louder than the stink.

The choreography has grown elaborate:

The Twin Slap: Partners mirror one another, slapping fish in alternating beats.

The Circle Clash: Dancers form a ring, stepping inward to strike their fish together before retreating.

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The Final Throw: At the end, all fish are hurled into a net above the crowd, which collapses onto everyone in a rain of seafood.

Beliefs

Though born of humor, villagers now insist the Fish Slap Dance has meaning:

The sea gives laughter. Fish are not just food but joy.

To slap is to bless. A person struck lightly by fish during the dance is said to have good fortune.

The stink carries away sorrow. The worse the smell after, the brighter the year ahead.

Traditions

Festival of Scales: Once a year, the whole village participates, children included, in a massive fish-slapping parade.

The Smelly Bride: At weddings, the bride and groom must endure at least three slaps apiece before being considered wed.

Catch and Play: Children compete to catch small fish with bare hands and slap them like drums.

Symbolism

Other villages scoff at Saltmere's silliness, until they visit. What seems absurd at first becomes infectious. The rhythm of slapping fish, the roar of laughter, the salt air heavy with stink: it's a reminder that even in hard lives, joy can be found.

Travelers carry the dance inland, imitating it with salted meat, loaves of bread, or whatever can slap. No substitute captures the original. To see the true Fish Slap Dance, one must stand on Saltmere's docks at festival time, scales flying, as the people clap and laugh until their sides ache.

It stinks. It's absurd. And it is one of the happiest sights in all Hemera.