Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1131_ fake cat

"Beauty junior brother," the elder brother looked at me and said, "are you thinking something bad about me?"

……cough. % "Just make up your mind."

The elder brother raised his eyebrows and smiled at me, I surrendered and sent him a text message: "I'm thinking about your illegitimate son."

The big brother returned me a bunch of points.

I resolutely sold Pei Bing and told the senior brother the detailed brain supplement process.

Pei Bing: "Meow?!"

Eldest senior brother came to me, and under Pei Bing's furious stare, he pinched the skin on the back of his neck and lifted him up.

Pei Bing stretched out his claws to scratch the elder brother's hand, but his posture was wrong, and the elder brother's wrist kept shaking slightly, which broke Pei Bing's balance and made him unable to scratch, making him meow in anxiety.

I asked, "Can't you speak human language after you become a cat?"

Pei Bing replied to me in his mind: "The vocal cords are not right, but they can be adjusted. Wait a minute, my control is not very good now, and it is not easy to adjust. It will take some time."

Fuqiu raised his hind legs and scratched his ears, showing the characteristics of a feline's soft body. In comparison, Pei Bing's softness is obviously not enough.

Big brother commented: "Fake cat."

Pei Bing, who made his body stiffer after adjusting his vocal cords: "..."

He changed back into a human form and finally escaped from the master's control, scratching his head in distress: "It's a bit difficult to have a shape."

Ms. Yunxia: "The humanoid form of the spirit treasure is a very common choice. After all, most of the owners of spirit treasures are human monks."

Pei Bing: "I understand that things look like their masters, but in the case of human beings, if the master doesn't give them a hug, the cat shape can always be hugged. I want to be a cat."

The furball licks its paws.

"It doesn't look like a disguise at all," Yan Ziqi commented professionally, "It's like wearing a plush cat clothes after shrinking down, it's fake."

Right now we are still outside the fog, and many passers-by are looking at Pei Bing curiously, but Pei Bing doesn't care at all, he completely treats the onlookers as non-existent, doing whatever he wants to do, and not holding back what he wants to say.Compared with him, my psychological quality is not enough, because I heard someone say:

"Pei Meiren hooked up with a newcomer after prying the senior brother's corner?"

"Call Master... Hehe, I can't tell that Pei Meiren likes this tune."

"That's Lingbao. The news is really late."

"What happened to Lingbao? It's not like something happened to Lingbao."

"Too."

"Keep your voice down, Ms. Yunxia is here."

"Ah, that's Ms. Yunxia? This is the first time I've seen a real human figure, unlike the one on the video... I shut up, I didn't say anything."

1132_brain supplement

Ms. Yunxia was very calm. She walked into the fog first, and the senior brother called Yan Ziqi to follow. When Yan Ziqi left, she still looked at the stone statue. The senior brother said to this: "Little Linzi."

I see."

I don’t need to pass on the work, Pei Bing happily lifted the stone statue, so that I was embarrassed to tell him that if it weren’t for his labor, the senior brother would not entrust me with physical work—— Even if he handed it in, there are plenty of onlookers who are willing to do it for them.

Pei Bing: "I know, but now the master's physical work is mine. It's all mine, physical work."

The tone of the last three words was particularly turbulent, which made the onlookers also turbulent: "Physical work..."

"Physical work."

"Well, physical work."

"So Pei Meiren has really moved on? Senior brother is so pitiful."

"Eldest brother is also unwilling, and it's all about revenge."

"But I'm reluctant to retaliate too hard. After all, although wild flowers are fragrant, domestic flowers are more beautiful."

"Maybe it wasn't Pei Meiren who pried the corner of the elder brother's wall, but someone pried Pei Meiren from the elder brother's arms?"

"Hey, don't tell me, this idea is very reasonable. When it comes to senior Yu Qiao, the senior brother either doesn't explain it, or when he explains it, he always says that he has nothing to do with senior Yu Qiao. Maybe the explanation is not a cover-up, but a fact? Eldest brother and senior Yu Qiao are indeed not ex-lover, but rivals?"

"No. When the elder brother and senior Yu Qiao were rumored to be having an affair, the second son was not even born yet."

"That is, she used to be a lover, but now she is a rival in love."

……

By the time I entered the fog, the brains of the crowd had developed to the point where they could bet on when the big brother would be angry and become a beauty...

Hey, I'm a man, I'm Lan Yan... Bah, I have no affair with the big brother.There are too many idlers in this sect. If you have time to gossip, go and practice swords, okay?Or study the gossip in the sense of divination, and grab a meal with the Sky Gate?

1133_The starting point is too high

After entering the mist, I looked at the elder brother and asked, "Do you know the latest development of the rumors about me, you, and senior Yu Qiao?"

Eldest brother: "Do you know how many versions there are about how I was admitted to the Yunxia Sect and what kind of conspiracy I harbored when I entered the Yunxia Sect?"

Enough to make a book by itself... Also, compared to conspiracy theories, gossips are nothing, no matter how weird the gossip is.

Big brother: "The rumors about me start too high, and the rest are not worth mentioning."

Why do you seem a little proud?

Eldest brother: "My rumors back then alarmed all the elders, including Ms. Yunxia, ​​and finally gave me an official certification of innocence. I was only in the foundation period at that time."

I heard you right, you are indeed expressing pride.

Yan Ziqi: "Why do we emphasize 'official certification'?"

Me: "Because during the disciple's gossip period, he still won't be innocent." He probably doesn't have to count on it in his life.During the party, Senior Brother Naobu was a conspirator and a big devil, and he was preparing to overthrow Yunxiazong and even the entire cultivation world. It was one of the repertoire of horror stories in this sect.And with the improvement of the elder brother's cultivation base and the increase in the scope of his control of the sect's affairs, the level of terror is still developing.It is conservatively estimated that if the big brother is not dead, there is no upper limit to terror - it is not conservatively estimated that even after he is dead, he can continue to make waves in the story without limit and become an eternal legend.

Is there any way, the senior brother's sudden emergence was too eye-catching, and the master uncle was too fanatical about him, so there was no insider and the crowd expressed disbelief.

Official statement?We listen, we believe, but this does not stop us from making jokes.

The senior brother spread his hands: "So, when facing small scandals, let them go. Even if you beat down the rumor-mongers one by one like the junior uncle, they can still continue to spread rumors with injuries. Is there any way? ?”

Ms. Yunxia: "Don't worry, they can distinguish between rumors and truth. No matter how happy they spread it, they don't take it seriously in their hearts. In other words, they are only happy to spread rumors when they don't take it seriously. Just like when Jiang Weixiao first started When did the rumors break out?"

The elder brother had no choice but to answer Ms. Yunxia's knowing question: "After being officially certified innocent."

understandable.Before finding out, the more doubts you have in your heart, the harder it is to speak out. Even if you communicate, you should exchange opinions very carefully in private, because it may be really dangerous, so don't be careless.But when it is confirmed that there is no danger, then it will enter the joke stage, and you can talk nonsense in person and unscrupulously expand the number of people who spread rumors.

1134_ digest

The mist itself is the secret realm of the main illusion. As the controller, Ms. Yunxia can set up an area at will so that other disciples who enter the mist can't perceive us, and naturally they can't watch our conversation like they were outside.

When we were chatting, Pei Bing did not put down the stone statue. It was not because he was sincere, but because he used the stone statue as a toy. He threw the stone statue up with his right hand, caught it with his left hand, and shook the stone statue's front paw twice. , and then kicked two feet against the hind paws, the stone statue did not fall to the ground, but there was no time to stop.

At the beginning, the movements were relatively restrained, just throwing and catching slightly, but then it became more and more excessive, and it was like playing a stone statue as a football. Although the technique of playing was good, it also made Yan Ziqi unbearable:

"Thank you, please put it on the ground."

Pei Bing: "You may not believe it, but I'm actually helping it digest."

I know he's telling the truth, it's just his tone and words that make it hard to believe he's telling the truth.

Yan Ziqi showed doubts on her face, but it may be because she thought that the stone statue had been full for a while, and it was still there until earlier today. After I took it back to Peifeng for a walk, its The stomach did not continue to show the posture of bursting, and it was said that it was Pei Bing's request to bring it back to Pei Feng, so Yan Ziqi did not refute Pei Bing's words, but watched him bully the stone statue with more and more movements, she Confused.

Ouch, even though I've grown up a bit, I still have the credulity of when I was a loli...it's easy to talk.

Ms. Yunxia: "Actually, digestion should be done by itself."

Pei Bing: "Then everyone waits endlessly? How idle you guys are."

Hey, what did you and Ms. Yunxia argue about when I didn't see it?Why do you speak so...not harmoniously?

Ms. Yunxia: "Patience is very important. It is difficult for a child like you to understand the value of waiting."

Hey, why is Ms. Yunxia being so rude?

Pei Bing: "How many years have you not eaten? What do you know about digestion? Old lady."

Me: "Pei Bing."

Pei Bing threw the stone statue to the ground, and turned into a cat again, huddling with the fur ball.

Ms. Yunxia stroked her cuffs and said, "A bear child always doesn't understand what it means for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years."

Me: "..." What's wrong with that?The relationship between the spirits is a bit unharmonious.