Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 258
1104_ rumors
The elder brother didn't ask me why I had to confirm the number of people and whether they were dead or alive, and continued: "The five people except Yu Qiao and Yan Xin'an left quickly without saying a word like you, and Yan Xin'an said to the camera A few words, mainly to express praise for the remodeled garbage dump, and then put the host in front of Yu Qiao, and slipped away by himself."
I stared at him intently, feeling that what he said next was the point.
Big brother: "Yu Qiao had a very good attitude during the interview. He said that he saw the scenery in front of him and thought of his first love. The rotten and dilapidated under the beautiful appearance was real, and he also thought of his new heartbeat. A little change would be so beautiful. He He also said that the past has passed, but the past also brought new life. He expressed that he would cherish the new fate, and for the sake of a love, he will never leave it, and he is ready."
Me: "...sounds a little weird?"
Senior Brother: "During the day you went to Hehuanzong, this interview has quickly spread from the mortal world to the cultivation world. The gossip between me and Yu Qiao has been circulating for many years, and you appeared again in that video. And There are quite a few people who know your face in the cultivation world. 'The past brings new life' and 'new fate', passed on, and it became Yu Qiao who gave up on me and fell in love with you."
Me: "...the brain is very big, and it only takes one day?" Is it possible to extend a video like this in one day?How free are the monks?Why don't you see them doing things so timely?
Eldest brother: "So you know how I was wronged to spread scandals with Yu Qiao for so many years? It's not clear at all. The cause of the story has nothing to do with the scandal, and I don't know how they twisted it In the past, Yu Qiao fanned the flames..."
Me: "But Senior Yu really didn't look like he had nothing to do with you when he saw you. At least you owe him a lot of spirit stones so he can be so cruel to you."
Eldest brother: "Does destroying one of his spirit stone mines count?"
I:"……"
Eldest brother: "Medium grade."
I said sincerely, "Why didn't he hack you to death?"
Big Brother: "Because he still owes me his life."
I:"……"
Eldest brother: "According to what he said, he loves and hates me... His words, if you correct him, he will talk even more, and then add to the scandal."
Me: "If that's the case, why does he still hate Yunxiazong?"
Eldest brother: "Let me add to what I said just now. After I destroyed his spirit stone mine, I used some means to transfer that mine to Yunxia Sect to grow again."
...how do you have the nerve to lament on other people's word problems?
1105_statue
I think the senior brother still didn't explain the whole thing, but anyway, the core meaning he wanted to express was that he and Yu Qiao were innocent...but what does it matter if they are innocent or not?As a workaholic, it is much more difficult for him to find a Taoist partner than gossip. As a single dog, he has no one to prove his innocence.
Besides, for a successful man, it is normal to spread some gossip, even if the mental state of the gossip object is not normal.
My father put the painting on the stone table, and the eldest brother and I looked at him.My father ignored me and looked at the elder brother: "Take the fog and go around it again."
Eldest brother: "Is the secret realm really generated?"
"Birth is indeed generated," my father glanced at me, and then looked back at the elder brother: "But do you think it will be a normal secret realm?"
Big Brother: "At least, cute?"
My father refused to answer this question, only said: "Go, take him away with you."
What charades are you two playing?
In a daze, I followed Eldest Brother to the outside of the Misty Mystery, and the first thing I saw was a stone...animal.
With my extensive reading, I didn't recognize what was carved in this stone statue.Of course, the appearance of spirit beasts varies greatly, and there may only be one or two of them in the whole world with some appearances, and they are hidden from people, and it is impossible to recognize them all even if they read a lot of books, but this looks a bit like Yan Ziqi got it in Yuhe. The enlarged and refined version of the stone suspected to be a spirit beast, but in addition to the size and fineness, the shape is still different, mainly because the stone that Yan Ziqi took is flat, and the enlarged The exquisite version of the statue is bulging, with a beer belly.
It's not like pregnancy, it's like a beer belly, because this statue gives me the feeling of a wretched uncle, without the slightest maternal glory.Although in the world of self-cultivation, men can also become pregnant, but I don't think pregnant men can have this charm of picking their feet.
The elder brother followed my gaze and looked at the statue's stomach, saying, "I'm full."
Me: "The feed you bought at the auction?"
Eldest brother: "Yes, it ate it in one bite. Although I didn't know how much it ate, but Ms. Yunxia said that it was very full. Originally, after it ate the feed - the normal share of feed - it should wake up Come here, you can communicate with us, but now, it is busy digesting..."
1106_debug
I'm full... I'm a little envious, other people's pets, the little ice sculpture has never been full, the pet food consumption is too large, I don't know when I can't afford it...
"Who does this stone belong to now?" I asked.
Big Brother: "Junior Sister Yan. We just borrowed it to debug the new function of the fog around the secret realm, and returned it to Junior Sister Yan after it was used up. If it hadn't been full, it should have been returned by now. In fact, it It’s a bit of a hindrance to put it here, if it hasn’t finished digesting it tomorrow, I’ll put it in another place first, if you’re interested in it, you can move it back to Peifeng to watch for a few days, or return it to Junior Sister Yan first, anyway, I have to wait for it to digest Only then can we proceed to the next step.”
You can let it go during its digestion, but its ownership...I don't think it's very good, a little loli like Yan Ziqi, oh, she's a girl now, it's too disgusting to have such a wretched uncle as a pet.But it may also be my illusion. In fact, it is not obscene or uncle at all?Am I overthinking again?This aspect is still best understood by the beast master, so I won't make random comments.
Me: "Debugging what?"
Eldest brother: "It's inside the mist, come here."
After entering the mist circle, the first thing you see is of course the spirit plant spirit beasts who are deeply hostile to the disciples of Yunxia sect. They are huge in number and spread all over the mist circle.I was ready to fight them or run for my life, but this time they quickly put away their hostility, making coquettish noises, and rubbing against their coquettish objects.
Their coquettish target is of course Ms. Yunxia.Ms. Yunxia may be the only existence in the entire Yunxia Sect that is not classified as an enemy by them.For them, Ms. Yunxia is the benefactor who allowed them to escape from death and provided them with a free habitat. She is like a mother, while the rest of Yunxia Sect, including the elders, are all bear children.
Ms. Yunxia is holding the mirror she got from Yuhe. Now there are many patterns on the outer frame of the mirror. The most familiar to me is the cloud pattern, the cloud pattern of Yunxiazong.
Senior brother and I saluted Ms. Yunxia, and then senior senior brother presented a picture of a beauty and said, "Elder Pei Ji asked Zai Wu to go around this item."
1107_real
Ms. Yunxia took the beauty picture, unfolded it, and within a few seconds, she looked at me with surprise in her eyes.
Me: "..." I'm a little honored.
Ms. Yunxia smiled at me, and then the mirror in her hand zoomed in, and the complete picture of the beauty picture was reflected in the mirror. I seemed to feel a bit of suction, but it was very shallow, and disappeared as soon as it appeared.
"Feel it?" Ms. Yunxia asked me.
Me: "Does that mean the feeling of taking a breath?"
Ms. Yunxia: "Ah, what you feel is sucking. Yes, that's what it means. If you suck..." She rolled up the picture of the beauty and handed it to me, while she herself looked at the mirror surface that had shrunk to its original size , a moment later, she turned the mirror to me and asked, "What do you see?"
...I saw a beauty who looks like me making a pose... What the hell is this? !I re-opened the picture of the beauties in horror, and looked at it in horror. The beauties in the picture still didn't look like anyone I knew, and compared with Elder Dou's original version, the picture of this copied and modified version was more hazy, especially As for the person, the lines of the body are blurred by the mist, and the face is even more blurry, but I can tell from this blur that the person in this painting is definitely not like me, and different from the one in the mirror.
The elder brother also looked at the mirror, and then he asked suspiciously, "What did you see that made you look so frightened?"
... What you see is different from what I see?I looked at Ms. Yunxia.
Ms. Yunxia smiled and winked at me, and said, "You are the master of this small secret realm. If you don't want to, it will be difficult for others to see the truth of this secret realm."
Me: "...real?" My inner turmoil?I think I'm a decent person.
Ms. Yunxia: "Even I haven't seen the truth, or because the raw materials and original version of this small secret realm are all related to the illusion, so when people see this new small secret realm, it will be different from person to person. Don't deliberately break the illusion If you don’t, even I can’t see the truth in your eyes. You seem to see something strange? That’s your truth, but it’s not entirely true.”
Although the words are a bit convoluted, but combined with Yu Qiao's "eating", I think I understand.I squeezed the small ice sculpture out of the bag, put it on the unfolded beauty picture, then wrapped the small ice sculpture with the beauty picture, and kneaded it into a lump.
Senior Brother: "Junior Brother Lin, have you been in touch with Yu Qiao for too long..."
Infected crazy?I don't.
Ms. Yunxia smiled and said, "You can be gentle with it, after all..."
Me: "It's all the same."
"Oh, you children are always feuding." Ms. Yunxia shook her head, stroking the spirit beast beside her that had hatred against all the disciples of Yunxia Sect.
The elder brother didn't ask me why I had to confirm the number of people and whether they were dead or alive, and continued: "The five people except Yu Qiao and Yan Xin'an left quickly without saying a word like you, and Yan Xin'an said to the camera A few words, mainly to express praise for the remodeled garbage dump, and then put the host in front of Yu Qiao, and slipped away by himself."
I stared at him intently, feeling that what he said next was the point.
Big brother: "Yu Qiao had a very good attitude during the interview. He said that he saw the scenery in front of him and thought of his first love. The rotten and dilapidated under the beautiful appearance was real, and he also thought of his new heartbeat. A little change would be so beautiful. He He also said that the past has passed, but the past also brought new life. He expressed that he would cherish the new fate, and for the sake of a love, he will never leave it, and he is ready."
Me: "...sounds a little weird?"
Senior Brother: "During the day you went to Hehuanzong, this interview has quickly spread from the mortal world to the cultivation world. The gossip between me and Yu Qiao has been circulating for many years, and you appeared again in that video. And There are quite a few people who know your face in the cultivation world. 'The past brings new life' and 'new fate', passed on, and it became Yu Qiao who gave up on me and fell in love with you."
Me: "...the brain is very big, and it only takes one day?" Is it possible to extend a video like this in one day?How free are the monks?Why don't you see them doing things so timely?
Eldest brother: "So you know how I was wronged to spread scandals with Yu Qiao for so many years? It's not clear at all. The cause of the story has nothing to do with the scandal, and I don't know how they twisted it In the past, Yu Qiao fanned the flames..."
Me: "But Senior Yu really didn't look like he had nothing to do with you when he saw you. At least you owe him a lot of spirit stones so he can be so cruel to you."
Eldest brother: "Does destroying one of his spirit stone mines count?"
I:"……"
Eldest brother: "Medium grade."
I said sincerely, "Why didn't he hack you to death?"
Big Brother: "Because he still owes me his life."
I:"……"
Eldest brother: "According to what he said, he loves and hates me... His words, if you correct him, he will talk even more, and then add to the scandal."
Me: "If that's the case, why does he still hate Yunxiazong?"
Eldest brother: "Let me add to what I said just now. After I destroyed his spirit stone mine, I used some means to transfer that mine to Yunxia Sect to grow again."
...how do you have the nerve to lament on other people's word problems?
1105_statue
I think the senior brother still didn't explain the whole thing, but anyway, the core meaning he wanted to express was that he and Yu Qiao were innocent...but what does it matter if they are innocent or not?As a workaholic, it is much more difficult for him to find a Taoist partner than gossip. As a single dog, he has no one to prove his innocence.
Besides, for a successful man, it is normal to spread some gossip, even if the mental state of the gossip object is not normal.
My father put the painting on the stone table, and the eldest brother and I looked at him.My father ignored me and looked at the elder brother: "Take the fog and go around it again."
Eldest brother: "Is the secret realm really generated?"
"Birth is indeed generated," my father glanced at me, and then looked back at the elder brother: "But do you think it will be a normal secret realm?"
Big Brother: "At least, cute?"
My father refused to answer this question, only said: "Go, take him away with you."
What charades are you two playing?
In a daze, I followed Eldest Brother to the outside of the Misty Mystery, and the first thing I saw was a stone...animal.
With my extensive reading, I didn't recognize what was carved in this stone statue.Of course, the appearance of spirit beasts varies greatly, and there may only be one or two of them in the whole world with some appearances, and they are hidden from people, and it is impossible to recognize them all even if they read a lot of books, but this looks a bit like Yan Ziqi got it in Yuhe. The enlarged and refined version of the stone suspected to be a spirit beast, but in addition to the size and fineness, the shape is still different, mainly because the stone that Yan Ziqi took is flat, and the enlarged The exquisite version of the statue is bulging, with a beer belly.
It's not like pregnancy, it's like a beer belly, because this statue gives me the feeling of a wretched uncle, without the slightest maternal glory.Although in the world of self-cultivation, men can also become pregnant, but I don't think pregnant men can have this charm of picking their feet.
The elder brother followed my gaze and looked at the statue's stomach, saying, "I'm full."
Me: "The feed you bought at the auction?"
Eldest brother: "Yes, it ate it in one bite. Although I didn't know how much it ate, but Ms. Yunxia said that it was very full. Originally, after it ate the feed - the normal share of feed - it should wake up Come here, you can communicate with us, but now, it is busy digesting..."
1106_debug
I'm full... I'm a little envious, other people's pets, the little ice sculpture has never been full, the pet food consumption is too large, I don't know when I can't afford it...
"Who does this stone belong to now?" I asked.
Big Brother: "Junior Sister Yan. We just borrowed it to debug the new function of the fog around the secret realm, and returned it to Junior Sister Yan after it was used up. If it hadn't been full, it should have been returned by now. In fact, it It’s a bit of a hindrance to put it here, if it hasn’t finished digesting it tomorrow, I’ll put it in another place first, if you’re interested in it, you can move it back to Peifeng to watch for a few days, or return it to Junior Sister Yan first, anyway, I have to wait for it to digest Only then can we proceed to the next step.”
You can let it go during its digestion, but its ownership...I don't think it's very good, a little loli like Yan Ziqi, oh, she's a girl now, it's too disgusting to have such a wretched uncle as a pet.But it may also be my illusion. In fact, it is not obscene or uncle at all?Am I overthinking again?This aspect is still best understood by the beast master, so I won't make random comments.
Me: "Debugging what?"
Eldest brother: "It's inside the mist, come here."
After entering the mist circle, the first thing you see is of course the spirit plant spirit beasts who are deeply hostile to the disciples of Yunxia sect. They are huge in number and spread all over the mist circle.I was ready to fight them or run for my life, but this time they quickly put away their hostility, making coquettish noises, and rubbing against their coquettish objects.
Their coquettish target is of course Ms. Yunxia.Ms. Yunxia may be the only existence in the entire Yunxia Sect that is not classified as an enemy by them.For them, Ms. Yunxia is the benefactor who allowed them to escape from death and provided them with a free habitat. She is like a mother, while the rest of Yunxia Sect, including the elders, are all bear children.
Ms. Yunxia is holding the mirror she got from Yuhe. Now there are many patterns on the outer frame of the mirror. The most familiar to me is the cloud pattern, the cloud pattern of Yunxiazong.
Senior brother and I saluted Ms. Yunxia, and then senior senior brother presented a picture of a beauty and said, "Elder Pei Ji asked Zai Wu to go around this item."
1107_real
Ms. Yunxia took the beauty picture, unfolded it, and within a few seconds, she looked at me with surprise in her eyes.
Me: "..." I'm a little honored.
Ms. Yunxia smiled at me, and then the mirror in her hand zoomed in, and the complete picture of the beauty picture was reflected in the mirror. I seemed to feel a bit of suction, but it was very shallow, and disappeared as soon as it appeared.
"Feel it?" Ms. Yunxia asked me.
Me: "Does that mean the feeling of taking a breath?"
Ms. Yunxia: "Ah, what you feel is sucking. Yes, that's what it means. If you suck..." She rolled up the picture of the beauty and handed it to me, while she herself looked at the mirror surface that had shrunk to its original size , a moment later, she turned the mirror to me and asked, "What do you see?"
...I saw a beauty who looks like me making a pose... What the hell is this? !I re-opened the picture of the beauties in horror, and looked at it in horror. The beauties in the picture still didn't look like anyone I knew, and compared with Elder Dou's original version, the picture of this copied and modified version was more hazy, especially As for the person, the lines of the body are blurred by the mist, and the face is even more blurry, but I can tell from this blur that the person in this painting is definitely not like me, and different from the one in the mirror.
The elder brother also looked at the mirror, and then he asked suspiciously, "What did you see that made you look so frightened?"
... What you see is different from what I see?I looked at Ms. Yunxia.
Ms. Yunxia smiled and winked at me, and said, "You are the master of this small secret realm. If you don't want to, it will be difficult for others to see the truth of this secret realm."
Me: "...real?" My inner turmoil?I think I'm a decent person.
Ms. Yunxia: "Even I haven't seen the truth, or because the raw materials and original version of this small secret realm are all related to the illusion, so when people see this new small secret realm, it will be different from person to person. Don't deliberately break the illusion If you don’t, even I can’t see the truth in your eyes. You seem to see something strange? That’s your truth, but it’s not entirely true.”
Although the words are a bit convoluted, but combined with Yu Qiao's "eating", I think I understand.I squeezed the small ice sculpture out of the bag, put it on the unfolded beauty picture, then wrapped the small ice sculpture with the beauty picture, and kneaded it into a lump.
Senior Brother: "Junior Brother Lin, have you been in touch with Yu Qiao for too long..."
Infected crazy?I don't.
Ms. Yunxia smiled and said, "You can be gentle with it, after all..."
Me: "It's all the same."
"Oh, you children are always feuding." Ms. Yunxia shook her head, stroking the spirit beast beside her that had hatred against all the disciples of Yunxia Sect.
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