Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 256
1096_ Temporary transformation
The sudden appearance of me, An Yin, and Bi Yimu did not seem to have aroused the surprise of the people around us. The moment we first appeared, we seemed to be invisible. When I picked up the pumpkin shark, other people's eyes began to fall on us, but There is only amazement in their eyes, not fright - with the beauty of the disciples of the Hehuan Sect, and of course the beauty of my original appearance at this time, it is normal to be amazed.
At this time, An Yin had already put away the set of chains, and I also put the collaged beauty picture into the small box, and placed it next to the little ice sculpture, but the little ice sculpture doesn't seem to be interested in this picture now.
Bi Yimu sent me a message: "The spiritual power floating here belongs to the ten people who entered the beauty map? I can distinguish the three of us, and the two golden elixirs I met."
I replied: "It's the ten of us." In the beauty picture, I actually saw more living people than Bi Yimu and the others, Yu Qiao and Yan Xin'an, but I also met a person faked by Yu Qiao. In addition, when eating the picture, I learned the spiritual power lines of the remaining two people from the dark lines in the picture.The lines of spiritual power of the ten of us all appeared in this transformed garbage dump.
Those rotten fruits, waste furniture, dilapidated clothes and other things that should be rubbish, under the influence of our overflowing spiritual power and guided by the beauty of beauty pictures, become pieces that are not necessarily very delicate—after all, the raw material conditions and The spiritual power used for transformation is very limited - but at least it looks like a shape that people don't find annoying.
The completely rotten parts of fruits and vegetables will fall off the new image composed of fruits and vegetables, fall to the ground, blend into the soil, and then grow small grass and flowers from the soil.The remaining objects that have been stripped of the rotten parts have changed their shapes, still displaying themselves cutely or beautifully.
These effects are temporary.Now the beauty picture has been taken back—the original picture should belong to An Yin, I don’t know exactly where the original picture is, it should be related to the set of chains, anyway, the pictures I got and ate are just copies—ten of us left After that, there will be no spiritual power to replenish energy for the transformation here, and when the energy stored here is exhausted, the garbage dump will return to a garbage dump.
However, if ordinary people use technological means to make up for the remaining spiritual power before it is completely consumed, and continue this transformation, then the garbage dump can really become a long-term attraction.
——The current level of technology in the mortal world can do this, it's just a question of whether it's worth it.Not to mention the equipment, the light power consumption is a lot.Of course, if the number of people who come to see it continues to be as high as it is today, and the ticket price is high enough, all investments can be recovered.
1097_Original author
An Yin and I returned to the Huanzong to hand over tasks to Elder Dou together. After arriving at the Hehuanzong, everyone's attitude towards me was much better than when I pretended to be, but compared to before, it was still much worse.
"Treat people with criminal records with reservations," An Yin said.
Whatever you want, I'm not a disciple of the Hehuan Sect... I'll go to the Hehuan Sect Library Pavilion later to see the effect.
"No need to go." Elder Dou said to me after hearing the report of the three of us.
My heart sank: "Are you really not open to me anymore?"
Elder Dou: "It will depend on your performance in the future. But it must not work now. I just made a mistake. Do you think there is no punishment?"
...It has been said that I am not a disciple of the Hehuan Sect. Which rule do you use to punish me?Have you asked Yunxiazong and my father for instructions?It’s better for Yunxiazong, who can directly see my beauty essence through my disguise, and can continue to treat me as a beauty by relying on brain supplementation, and won’t be obsessed with the real appearance... It doesn’t seem to be very good.
An Yin presented the set of chains he had obtained in front of Elder Dou, and with a touch of Elder Dou's finger, the chains turned into scrolls, which were exactly the same as the scrolls of the beauty picture.
Elder Dou unfolded the scroll and looked at the beauty on the painting with a melancholy expression on his face.I probed to see the painting in his hand, wondering if there would be any special changes in the painting in the hands of the original author, but I saw——
"Elder Du Qing?" The beauty on that painting looks like Elder Dou's natural enemy. When Elder Du Qing was young... no, when he was a girl, Elder Du is also young and beautiful now.
An Yin and Bi Yimu looked at me silently.Elder Dou slowly raised his head from the painting, moved the hand holding the painting, and said, "Say it again, make it clear."
Me: "The picture of the beauty you are holding in your hand, I see that the beauty on it is now the appearance of Elder Du Qing when he was young. Is this the number one beauty in your heart? Anyway, it is definitely not the number one beauty in my heart. "
1098_The number one beauty in my heart
An Yin dragged Bi Yimu back two steps, Elder Dou ignored them, and looked at me coldly: "I think your skin is itchy."
I scratched my chin and looked straight at him, making sure he could see my face clearly.
Elder Dou: "Don't play tricks like this with me. I am in the Nascent Soul Stage. Do you know what the Nascent Soul Stage means? The beauty of appearance has no effect on me."
I responded to him with his own words: "Dead bones can also be beautiful or ugly."
Elder Dou: "Don't delay me to crush it."
...Okay, you are a senior, you have the final say.
Elder Dou frowned and looked at me. Just when I thought he was really going to beat me, he asked, "Who is the number one beauty in your heart?"
Um?I thought for a while... and thought for a while... and thought for a while...
Elder Dou has been patiently waiting for me to think, his patience was so strange that I couldn't help thinking more carefully, but in the end I could only tell him anxiously: "I don't know, it seems that there is no first..."
Elder Dou: "So, who do you think is more beautiful than you, the undisfigured you?"
Why are you emphasizing that you are not disfigured?Me: "That's too much. For example, Uncle Qi Xi, for example, the head of your family Ji, for example, you too, and the Demon League..."
"Wait a minute," Elder Dou interrupted, "Do you admire these beauties?"
Me: "..." I've said it all, and you count. Do you ask me if I adore you?And I mentioned three of them, and I mentioned the Demon League, so many people, do I admire?Do you think I am such a philanthropic person?I might as well look at myself in the mirror, what do you think?
I said tactfully: "I don't admire."... It seems that this is not a tact.
Elder Dou: "I don't admire any of them? Are you sure?"
Me: "None. I'm sure."
Elder Dou: "Have you lived for 20 years and haven't been tempted by anyone? Haven't you even had a little secret love?"
Me: "That's true."
Elder Dou: "...Isn't the person you're attracted to someone more beautiful than you in your heart?"
1099_Movement
Me: "If you mean the beauty of the heart, it is more beautiful than me; if you mean the face, then no."
Elder Dou: "But you don't think that a person with a beautiful heart is a beauty."
Me: "... In my concept, beauty refers to the face." For example, a muscular man, no matter how beautiful his heart is, I can call him a good person, a person worthy of respect, and a person worthy of admiration, but a beauty?Out of tune?
Elder Dou: "Superficial."
Damn, you Hehuan sect, people who despise my disfigurement because I faked an accident, actually mock me for looking superficial?I'm superficial, what's the matter with you?
Elder Dou restored the picture scroll of beauties in his hand to the shape of a chain, and returned it to An Yin: "Go and strengthen your cultivation."
An Yin's cultivation was not suppressed well when she obtained the chain, and now she has already formed the alchemy, which is too hasty, and the newly formed alchemy is still quite unstable, so she needs to think behind closed doors...to consolidate for a period of time.
The movement of An Yin's alchemy is relatively small, and the progress of the Hehuan Sect disciples is generally relatively small, which is determined by their cultivation path.
Generally speaking, the higher the level, the greater the movement during the upgrade; the more aggressive the occupation, spiritual root, cultivation method, upgrade method, etc. at the same level, the greater the movement.
For example, Lei Linggen, a sword cultivator who cultivated and upgraded in a pure combat way, was struck by lightning when he formed an alchemy. Not to mention him, the lives of the onlookers were in danger.
And if it is a planter who only grows flowers and grass every day and has cultivated until the alchemy is formed, the alchemy may be silent, and the process of bending down to weed a weed may be over.
Among the top ten, Chiwuzong and Jianzong's upgrades have always been very dynamic, and the gate of rebirth is much more peaceful; the upgrade of Gwan Tianmen is not too big, but there are many accidents when they upgrade; Zhongsumen and Yaozong I don’t know why the movement is not small; the demon alliance is polarized, either earth-shattering or silent; Kunlun, Yanxingmen and our Yunxiazong are relatively moderate in this respect.
But this 'movement' is only from the outside. As far as the upgraders themselves are concerned, there is not much difference in the degree of transformation they have received. The difference lies in the direction of transformation.For example, in physical training, when upgrading, the body must be transformed in the direction of humanoid weapons, just like forging weapons.However, the training focus of planters and beast masters is obviously not on the physical strength of the body. They will also have physical strengthening when they upgrade, but what is more important is the strengthening of their cultivation, such as the perception of spiritual plants and beasts. It is a fine processing.
Upgrading can be regarded as an accelerated version of species evolution. Evolution is to make the strong parts of a species stronger and stronger. For this reason, it does not hesitate to discard some weak functions, instead of lifting the weak parts on average to make all species similar.
There is a saying that is widely circulated in the mortal world and even low-level cultivators. I have believed it before. It is said that those "tribulations" during the upgrade, such as the most typical and common thunder calamity, are heaven's tests for monks.
But in fact, really don't take yourself too seriously, God doesn't take monks seriously, and won't set a few rules for monks.
The sudden appearance of me, An Yin, and Bi Yimu did not seem to have aroused the surprise of the people around us. The moment we first appeared, we seemed to be invisible. When I picked up the pumpkin shark, other people's eyes began to fall on us, but There is only amazement in their eyes, not fright - with the beauty of the disciples of the Hehuan Sect, and of course the beauty of my original appearance at this time, it is normal to be amazed.
At this time, An Yin had already put away the set of chains, and I also put the collaged beauty picture into the small box, and placed it next to the little ice sculpture, but the little ice sculpture doesn't seem to be interested in this picture now.
Bi Yimu sent me a message: "The spiritual power floating here belongs to the ten people who entered the beauty map? I can distinguish the three of us, and the two golden elixirs I met."
I replied: "It's the ten of us." In the beauty picture, I actually saw more living people than Bi Yimu and the others, Yu Qiao and Yan Xin'an, but I also met a person faked by Yu Qiao. In addition, when eating the picture, I learned the spiritual power lines of the remaining two people from the dark lines in the picture.The lines of spiritual power of the ten of us all appeared in this transformed garbage dump.
Those rotten fruits, waste furniture, dilapidated clothes and other things that should be rubbish, under the influence of our overflowing spiritual power and guided by the beauty of beauty pictures, become pieces that are not necessarily very delicate—after all, the raw material conditions and The spiritual power used for transformation is very limited - but at least it looks like a shape that people don't find annoying.
The completely rotten parts of fruits and vegetables will fall off the new image composed of fruits and vegetables, fall to the ground, blend into the soil, and then grow small grass and flowers from the soil.The remaining objects that have been stripped of the rotten parts have changed their shapes, still displaying themselves cutely or beautifully.
These effects are temporary.Now the beauty picture has been taken back—the original picture should belong to An Yin, I don’t know exactly where the original picture is, it should be related to the set of chains, anyway, the pictures I got and ate are just copies—ten of us left After that, there will be no spiritual power to replenish energy for the transformation here, and when the energy stored here is exhausted, the garbage dump will return to a garbage dump.
However, if ordinary people use technological means to make up for the remaining spiritual power before it is completely consumed, and continue this transformation, then the garbage dump can really become a long-term attraction.
——The current level of technology in the mortal world can do this, it's just a question of whether it's worth it.Not to mention the equipment, the light power consumption is a lot.Of course, if the number of people who come to see it continues to be as high as it is today, and the ticket price is high enough, all investments can be recovered.
1097_Original author
An Yin and I returned to the Huanzong to hand over tasks to Elder Dou together. After arriving at the Hehuanzong, everyone's attitude towards me was much better than when I pretended to be, but compared to before, it was still much worse.
"Treat people with criminal records with reservations," An Yin said.
Whatever you want, I'm not a disciple of the Hehuan Sect... I'll go to the Hehuan Sect Library Pavilion later to see the effect.
"No need to go." Elder Dou said to me after hearing the report of the three of us.
My heart sank: "Are you really not open to me anymore?"
Elder Dou: "It will depend on your performance in the future. But it must not work now. I just made a mistake. Do you think there is no punishment?"
...It has been said that I am not a disciple of the Hehuan Sect. Which rule do you use to punish me?Have you asked Yunxiazong and my father for instructions?It’s better for Yunxiazong, who can directly see my beauty essence through my disguise, and can continue to treat me as a beauty by relying on brain supplementation, and won’t be obsessed with the real appearance... It doesn’t seem to be very good.
An Yin presented the set of chains he had obtained in front of Elder Dou, and with a touch of Elder Dou's finger, the chains turned into scrolls, which were exactly the same as the scrolls of the beauty picture.
Elder Dou unfolded the scroll and looked at the beauty on the painting with a melancholy expression on his face.I probed to see the painting in his hand, wondering if there would be any special changes in the painting in the hands of the original author, but I saw——
"Elder Du Qing?" The beauty on that painting looks like Elder Dou's natural enemy. When Elder Du Qing was young... no, when he was a girl, Elder Du is also young and beautiful now.
An Yin and Bi Yimu looked at me silently.Elder Dou slowly raised his head from the painting, moved the hand holding the painting, and said, "Say it again, make it clear."
Me: "The picture of the beauty you are holding in your hand, I see that the beauty on it is now the appearance of Elder Du Qing when he was young. Is this the number one beauty in your heart? Anyway, it is definitely not the number one beauty in my heart. "
1098_The number one beauty in my heart
An Yin dragged Bi Yimu back two steps, Elder Dou ignored them, and looked at me coldly: "I think your skin is itchy."
I scratched my chin and looked straight at him, making sure he could see my face clearly.
Elder Dou: "Don't play tricks like this with me. I am in the Nascent Soul Stage. Do you know what the Nascent Soul Stage means? The beauty of appearance has no effect on me."
I responded to him with his own words: "Dead bones can also be beautiful or ugly."
Elder Dou: "Don't delay me to crush it."
...Okay, you are a senior, you have the final say.
Elder Dou frowned and looked at me. Just when I thought he was really going to beat me, he asked, "Who is the number one beauty in your heart?"
Um?I thought for a while... and thought for a while... and thought for a while...
Elder Dou has been patiently waiting for me to think, his patience was so strange that I couldn't help thinking more carefully, but in the end I could only tell him anxiously: "I don't know, it seems that there is no first..."
Elder Dou: "So, who do you think is more beautiful than you, the undisfigured you?"
Why are you emphasizing that you are not disfigured?Me: "That's too much. For example, Uncle Qi Xi, for example, the head of your family Ji, for example, you too, and the Demon League..."
"Wait a minute," Elder Dou interrupted, "Do you admire these beauties?"
Me: "..." I've said it all, and you count. Do you ask me if I adore you?And I mentioned three of them, and I mentioned the Demon League, so many people, do I admire?Do you think I am such a philanthropic person?I might as well look at myself in the mirror, what do you think?
I said tactfully: "I don't admire."... It seems that this is not a tact.
Elder Dou: "I don't admire any of them? Are you sure?"
Me: "None. I'm sure."
Elder Dou: "Have you lived for 20 years and haven't been tempted by anyone? Haven't you even had a little secret love?"
Me: "That's true."
Elder Dou: "...Isn't the person you're attracted to someone more beautiful than you in your heart?"
1099_Movement
Me: "If you mean the beauty of the heart, it is more beautiful than me; if you mean the face, then no."
Elder Dou: "But you don't think that a person with a beautiful heart is a beauty."
Me: "... In my concept, beauty refers to the face." For example, a muscular man, no matter how beautiful his heart is, I can call him a good person, a person worthy of respect, and a person worthy of admiration, but a beauty?Out of tune?
Elder Dou: "Superficial."
Damn, you Hehuan sect, people who despise my disfigurement because I faked an accident, actually mock me for looking superficial?I'm superficial, what's the matter with you?
Elder Dou restored the picture scroll of beauties in his hand to the shape of a chain, and returned it to An Yin: "Go and strengthen your cultivation."
An Yin's cultivation was not suppressed well when she obtained the chain, and now she has already formed the alchemy, which is too hasty, and the newly formed alchemy is still quite unstable, so she needs to think behind closed doors...to consolidate for a period of time.
The movement of An Yin's alchemy is relatively small, and the progress of the Hehuan Sect disciples is generally relatively small, which is determined by their cultivation path.
Generally speaking, the higher the level, the greater the movement during the upgrade; the more aggressive the occupation, spiritual root, cultivation method, upgrade method, etc. at the same level, the greater the movement.
For example, Lei Linggen, a sword cultivator who cultivated and upgraded in a pure combat way, was struck by lightning when he formed an alchemy. Not to mention him, the lives of the onlookers were in danger.
And if it is a planter who only grows flowers and grass every day and has cultivated until the alchemy is formed, the alchemy may be silent, and the process of bending down to weed a weed may be over.
Among the top ten, Chiwuzong and Jianzong's upgrades have always been very dynamic, and the gate of rebirth is much more peaceful; the upgrade of Gwan Tianmen is not too big, but there are many accidents when they upgrade; Zhongsumen and Yaozong I don’t know why the movement is not small; the demon alliance is polarized, either earth-shattering or silent; Kunlun, Yanxingmen and our Yunxiazong are relatively moderate in this respect.
But this 'movement' is only from the outside. As far as the upgraders themselves are concerned, there is not much difference in the degree of transformation they have received. The difference lies in the direction of transformation.For example, in physical training, when upgrading, the body must be transformed in the direction of humanoid weapons, just like forging weapons.However, the training focus of planters and beast masters is obviously not on the physical strength of the body. They will also have physical strengthening when they upgrade, but what is more important is the strengthening of their cultivation, such as the perception of spiritual plants and beasts. It is a fine processing.
Upgrading can be regarded as an accelerated version of species evolution. Evolution is to make the strong parts of a species stronger and stronger. For this reason, it does not hesitate to discard some weak functions, instead of lifting the weak parts on average to make all species similar.
There is a saying that is widely circulated in the mortal world and even low-level cultivators. I have believed it before. It is said that those "tribulations" during the upgrade, such as the most typical and common thunder calamity, are heaven's tests for monks.
But in fact, really don't take yourself too seriously, God doesn't take monks seriously, and won't set a few rules for monks.
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