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Chapter 232
0977_hamster
Eldest brother and I took the number plate and walked to a corner. At this time, there were already many people, and Yu Qiao had been staring at the elder brother from the moment the elder brother appeared.
I was about to tell my big brother that this felt a little scary, sincerely, not kidding, but the fur ball suddenly poked its head out of my arms and meowed at the ground.I looked down and saw a hamster with a little black hair on the top of the head and a tail, and white hair on the rest of the body. It was looking at me unblinkingly with its small eyes like lacquered beans.
a little familiar...
It stood upright, with its two front paws hanging in the air, and gestured to me a few times.
...Sorry, the species gap is too big, I don't understand what you want to express.
The hamster probably felt that he had expressed himself well. His front paws fell back to the ground, he turned around, and looked at me again. I tentatively took a step towards it. The hamster nodded, ran for a short distance, and then look back at me.
I looked at the elder brother.
Eldest brother: "Let's go, let's go and have a look together."
Well, it looks like he's going to be my bodyguard at every step.Of course, given Yu Qiao's gloomy and burning stare, this bodyguard is very much needed.
We followed the hamster for a while, turned another corner, drilled another hole, pushed through a pile of messy things, and finally saw a big living person huddled in a corner.
Let me give myself a thumbs up first.I actually recognized if a hamster was the one I had seen before.
The big living person is Wu Heng, a mortal staff member of the Yunxia Sect's office in Feicheng, and the hamster is a mortal beast whose parents are spirit beasts he bought from Yan Ziqi, the beast master of the Yunxia Sect's Beast Control Peak, through me.
... The attributive is so long and a bit tiring.
0978_Myself
After running in front of Wu Heng, the hamster quickly jumped onto Wu Heng's palm, then pointed at us with one front paw, and scratched Wu Heng's palm a few times with the other front paw.
When Wu Heng first met us, his body language was relatively defensive. Although he tried his best to restrain himself, he was nervous and perhaps a little scared, and the natural reaction caused by it could not be completely concealed. However, with the movements of the hamster, Wu Heng visibly relaxed. When he got down, he even brought joy and asked, "An immortal from the Yunxia Sect?"
The elder brother nodded, I was recalling how the word 'Yunxiazong' was conveyed when the hamster scratched his palm a few times, it seems that the cooperation between one person and one mouse is very harmonious.
Wu Heng exhaled: "I am a staff member of Yunxia Sect's office in Feicheng, Wu Heng."
The elder brother smiled reassuringly and said, "I know you, you bought your hamster from Yunxiazong." He glanced at me as he spoke.
It's so lenient, you even know which pet the mortal staff bought.
Wu Heng also laughed: "Well, I named it Black Dou, and it helped me a lot, and it is the same today. If it weren't for Black Dou's vigilance, I might not have survived."
Big Brother: "What happened? Logically speaking, you can't come here. Have you asked the office for help?"
Wu Heng: "I may have bumped into something accidentally. The signal seems to have not been sent. If the two of you are not busy, shall I start from the beginning?"
Eldest brother: "Come with us and go to the venue. Don't worry, you'll be fine."
Like a servant, I followed the elder brother's words and handed Wu Heng a cloak, asking him to dress up like everyone else.
After Wu Heng thanked him, he put it on and said, "But I don't have spiritual power, so I'll be conspicuous in this kind of place where immortals gather, right? Will it cause trouble for you? If so, I can actually stay here , just pick me up when you guys are about to leave."
Eldest brother: "My own, don't be so wronged. Don't worry, just leave it to us."
0979_Name
After Wu Heng put on the cloak, I handed him another bracelet, and explained: "After wearing it, it will fake a wave of spiritual power, making you look like a monk in the perception of others, probably the feeling in the early stage of foundation establishment. .But don't use it too far away from me, because it works with my spiritual power."
Wu Heng thanked me again, and said to me: "The immortals of Yunxia Sect are very kind. Although a little rude, you remind me of Immortal Pei Lin. Immortal Pei Lin will also explain to ordinary people carefully in this way, and his tone and expression are similar to , very serious feeling."
I:"……"
The elder brother laughed.
Wu Heng hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I actually have very little contact with immortals, and Heidou came to me only thanks to the blessing of Immortal Pei Lin, and you also have a cat by your side, so I..."
I interrupted his nervousness and admitted: "I am indeed Pei Lin. The Pei Lin you know is now in a disguised state."
"Ah..." Wu Heng was dumbfounded for a while, "Oh, thank you, what a coincidence, uh..."
Shut up if your brain is messed up.
The elder brother said to Wu Heng: "The name he uses like this is Jiang Ji, and I am Jiang Weixiao. If you need to call us later, remember to call us 'senior' instead of 'immortal'."
Wu Heng: "Yes."
Eldest brother looked at me again, and just when I thought he was going to tell me something serious, he said, "I just realized that we have the same surname now."
...Fuck you to realize, and I used my mother's last name... Forget it, it's the same word anyway.
0980_celebrity
When the name 'Jiang Weixiao' is mentioned today, in the field of comprehension, anyone with a bit of knowledge will immediately think of the identity of Senior Brother Yunxiazong, which is almost an equation.
Whether it is the cultivation world or the mortal world, there are actually many people with the same name.Let’s not talk about the surname, the first name needs to have a good meaning, not too unfamiliar, it sounds nice to read, and it looks nice to write...Billions of people choose it, so it’s no wonder that it’s not important.People with less common surnames can be distinguished from people with the same name by their surnames. Those with common surnames can be given whatever name they want, and those with heavy surnames can hold several parties just from the same city.
As long as a person has a reputation, later generations will pay attention to avoiding it when choosing a name, which is not considered a taboo, but it is often caught and ridiculed by others with the same name as a celebrity, which adds to the trouble.But there are also just the opposite. Some parents are willing to give their children a celebrity name, sound or shape similar or even copy it as it is, for a good start.
Eldest brother must be regarded as a celebrity in the cultivation world, but his reputation in the mortal world is of course not so loud.Ordinary people generally still feel that the affairs of the monks have nothing to do with them, not to mention the name of the future head of one of the seven great masters, they may not even know the name of the current head of Kunlun, and they don't want to know, just like the monks It doesn't matter what the current supreme leader of the mortal world is called.
As an employee of the sect office, Wu Heng must have paid more attention to Yunxiazong than ordinary people, but if he was asked to name the celebrities of Yunxiazong, except for the foundation-builders who have been on duty at the Feicheng office in recent years , His most familiar name may be my father, followed by my brother, sister and me - the status of the Pei family's local snake in Feicheng cannot be shaken.
To sum it up, Wu Heng didn't realize what the word 'Jiang Weixiao' represented at all, and he couldn't tell that the master's cultivation level was higher than mine, so compared to the elder brother, he trusted those who had made friends with him more. I also believe that I am the one who can solve his problems—his hamster black bean also has a better impression on me...more on the hairball.
The elder brother and I trust my abilities more. This rare treatment made me secretly happy for a while, and then I told Wu Heng honestly: "His cultivation is much higher than mine, if the trouble is serious, It is more reliable to find him."
0981_Black beans
"I don't know if trouble is serious." Wu Heng also told me honestly.
It makes sense.For a mortal who can't even tell if he has spiritual power, to judge whether something belongs to the foundation-building stage or the golden core stage, it's hard to describe.
"Then describe what happened as objectively as possible," I said.
According to Wu Heng's description, things went like this.
After Heidou came to Wu Heng's side, Wu Heng spent a lot of energy to make friends with Heidou.Black Dou is very smart, and spirit beasts have never had a lower IQ than humans of the same age, and they are born to inherit part of the memories of their parents and even grandparents.
Heidou's parents are both spirit beasts—even if they are only weak spirit beasts in the Qi training period, there is no doubt about their identity as spirit beasts—as the first generation of mortal beasts among the descendants of spirit beasts, the genes of spirit beasts have not been diluted.Although it cannot cultivate, it is very close to its parents in terms of intelligence and comprehension, and it has also inherited part of the memory of its blood relatives.Lifespan is weaker, but it is also far higher than that of real mortal hamsters, similar to mortals.
——Black beans just look like hamsters, not hamsters in essence.The classification of spirit beasts and their descendants cannot be based on appearance alone.
Since Hei Dou was born in the realm of comprehension, and initially established his world view in the realm of comprehension, and the memories inherited from his parents are all related to the realm of cultivation, so when he first arrived in the realm of mortals, he was very uncomfortable.
There is no aura in the air or in the drinking water, there are no friends of the same kind around, and the animals I see are too stupid to communicate... But Wu Heng fulfilled his promise very well, took good care of Heidou, and made Heidou go smoothly. The adaptation period has passed.
In the process of adaptation, Heidou also established a deep friendship with Wu Heng.Although Heidou is small in size, he is sensitive and strong. He can beat cats, dogs, birds, and snakes - he has done all of them - so when Wu Heng took care of Heidou's life, Heidou took care of Wu Heng's safety. He even taught him a lesson.
——The bear child was caught and bitten by a hamster and cried loudly. When his parents came to ask for an explanation, Wu Heng held the black beans with the same innocent face and said: "Look at it, it is only this big, it seems to be able to Bullying a teenage boy? And there is no wound on the child at all."
The onlookers unanimously said that it was not like, impossible, and firmly unbelieved. It was unbearable to touch porcelain without a wound; the Yunxiazong office said that if we continue to make unreasonable troubles against our staff, we will use black hands. No injuries, right? Come on, Add a few for you.The bear children and their bear parents can only retreat in despair.
Eldest brother and I took the number plate and walked to a corner. At this time, there were already many people, and Yu Qiao had been staring at the elder brother from the moment the elder brother appeared.
I was about to tell my big brother that this felt a little scary, sincerely, not kidding, but the fur ball suddenly poked its head out of my arms and meowed at the ground.I looked down and saw a hamster with a little black hair on the top of the head and a tail, and white hair on the rest of the body. It was looking at me unblinkingly with its small eyes like lacquered beans.
a little familiar...
It stood upright, with its two front paws hanging in the air, and gestured to me a few times.
...Sorry, the species gap is too big, I don't understand what you want to express.
The hamster probably felt that he had expressed himself well. His front paws fell back to the ground, he turned around, and looked at me again. I tentatively took a step towards it. The hamster nodded, ran for a short distance, and then look back at me.
I looked at the elder brother.
Eldest brother: "Let's go, let's go and have a look together."
Well, it looks like he's going to be my bodyguard at every step.Of course, given Yu Qiao's gloomy and burning stare, this bodyguard is very much needed.
We followed the hamster for a while, turned another corner, drilled another hole, pushed through a pile of messy things, and finally saw a big living person huddled in a corner.
Let me give myself a thumbs up first.I actually recognized if a hamster was the one I had seen before.
The big living person is Wu Heng, a mortal staff member of the Yunxia Sect's office in Feicheng, and the hamster is a mortal beast whose parents are spirit beasts he bought from Yan Ziqi, the beast master of the Yunxia Sect's Beast Control Peak, through me.
... The attributive is so long and a bit tiring.
0978_Myself
After running in front of Wu Heng, the hamster quickly jumped onto Wu Heng's palm, then pointed at us with one front paw, and scratched Wu Heng's palm a few times with the other front paw.
When Wu Heng first met us, his body language was relatively defensive. Although he tried his best to restrain himself, he was nervous and perhaps a little scared, and the natural reaction caused by it could not be completely concealed. However, with the movements of the hamster, Wu Heng visibly relaxed. When he got down, he even brought joy and asked, "An immortal from the Yunxia Sect?"
The elder brother nodded, I was recalling how the word 'Yunxiazong' was conveyed when the hamster scratched his palm a few times, it seems that the cooperation between one person and one mouse is very harmonious.
Wu Heng exhaled: "I am a staff member of Yunxia Sect's office in Feicheng, Wu Heng."
The elder brother smiled reassuringly and said, "I know you, you bought your hamster from Yunxiazong." He glanced at me as he spoke.
It's so lenient, you even know which pet the mortal staff bought.
Wu Heng also laughed: "Well, I named it Black Dou, and it helped me a lot, and it is the same today. If it weren't for Black Dou's vigilance, I might not have survived."
Big Brother: "What happened? Logically speaking, you can't come here. Have you asked the office for help?"
Wu Heng: "I may have bumped into something accidentally. The signal seems to have not been sent. If the two of you are not busy, shall I start from the beginning?"
Eldest brother: "Come with us and go to the venue. Don't worry, you'll be fine."
Like a servant, I followed the elder brother's words and handed Wu Heng a cloak, asking him to dress up like everyone else.
After Wu Heng thanked him, he put it on and said, "But I don't have spiritual power, so I'll be conspicuous in this kind of place where immortals gather, right? Will it cause trouble for you? If so, I can actually stay here , just pick me up when you guys are about to leave."
Eldest brother: "My own, don't be so wronged. Don't worry, just leave it to us."
0979_Name
After Wu Heng put on the cloak, I handed him another bracelet, and explained: "After wearing it, it will fake a wave of spiritual power, making you look like a monk in the perception of others, probably the feeling in the early stage of foundation establishment. .But don't use it too far away from me, because it works with my spiritual power."
Wu Heng thanked me again, and said to me: "The immortals of Yunxia Sect are very kind. Although a little rude, you remind me of Immortal Pei Lin. Immortal Pei Lin will also explain to ordinary people carefully in this way, and his tone and expression are similar to , very serious feeling."
I:"……"
The elder brother laughed.
Wu Heng hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I actually have very little contact with immortals, and Heidou came to me only thanks to the blessing of Immortal Pei Lin, and you also have a cat by your side, so I..."
I interrupted his nervousness and admitted: "I am indeed Pei Lin. The Pei Lin you know is now in a disguised state."
"Ah..." Wu Heng was dumbfounded for a while, "Oh, thank you, what a coincidence, uh..."
Shut up if your brain is messed up.
The elder brother said to Wu Heng: "The name he uses like this is Jiang Ji, and I am Jiang Weixiao. If you need to call us later, remember to call us 'senior' instead of 'immortal'."
Wu Heng: "Yes."
Eldest brother looked at me again, and just when I thought he was going to tell me something serious, he said, "I just realized that we have the same surname now."
...Fuck you to realize, and I used my mother's last name... Forget it, it's the same word anyway.
0980_celebrity
When the name 'Jiang Weixiao' is mentioned today, in the field of comprehension, anyone with a bit of knowledge will immediately think of the identity of Senior Brother Yunxiazong, which is almost an equation.
Whether it is the cultivation world or the mortal world, there are actually many people with the same name.Let’s not talk about the surname, the first name needs to have a good meaning, not too unfamiliar, it sounds nice to read, and it looks nice to write...Billions of people choose it, so it’s no wonder that it’s not important.People with less common surnames can be distinguished from people with the same name by their surnames. Those with common surnames can be given whatever name they want, and those with heavy surnames can hold several parties just from the same city.
As long as a person has a reputation, later generations will pay attention to avoiding it when choosing a name, which is not considered a taboo, but it is often caught and ridiculed by others with the same name as a celebrity, which adds to the trouble.But there are also just the opposite. Some parents are willing to give their children a celebrity name, sound or shape similar or even copy it as it is, for a good start.
Eldest brother must be regarded as a celebrity in the cultivation world, but his reputation in the mortal world is of course not so loud.Ordinary people generally still feel that the affairs of the monks have nothing to do with them, not to mention the name of the future head of one of the seven great masters, they may not even know the name of the current head of Kunlun, and they don't want to know, just like the monks It doesn't matter what the current supreme leader of the mortal world is called.
As an employee of the sect office, Wu Heng must have paid more attention to Yunxiazong than ordinary people, but if he was asked to name the celebrities of Yunxiazong, except for the foundation-builders who have been on duty at the Feicheng office in recent years , His most familiar name may be my father, followed by my brother, sister and me - the status of the Pei family's local snake in Feicheng cannot be shaken.
To sum it up, Wu Heng didn't realize what the word 'Jiang Weixiao' represented at all, and he couldn't tell that the master's cultivation level was higher than mine, so compared to the elder brother, he trusted those who had made friends with him more. I also believe that I am the one who can solve his problems—his hamster black bean also has a better impression on me...more on the hairball.
The elder brother and I trust my abilities more. This rare treatment made me secretly happy for a while, and then I told Wu Heng honestly: "His cultivation is much higher than mine, if the trouble is serious, It is more reliable to find him."
0981_Black beans
"I don't know if trouble is serious." Wu Heng also told me honestly.
It makes sense.For a mortal who can't even tell if he has spiritual power, to judge whether something belongs to the foundation-building stage or the golden core stage, it's hard to describe.
"Then describe what happened as objectively as possible," I said.
According to Wu Heng's description, things went like this.
After Heidou came to Wu Heng's side, Wu Heng spent a lot of energy to make friends with Heidou.Black Dou is very smart, and spirit beasts have never had a lower IQ than humans of the same age, and they are born to inherit part of the memories of their parents and even grandparents.
Heidou's parents are both spirit beasts—even if they are only weak spirit beasts in the Qi training period, there is no doubt about their identity as spirit beasts—as the first generation of mortal beasts among the descendants of spirit beasts, the genes of spirit beasts have not been diluted.Although it cannot cultivate, it is very close to its parents in terms of intelligence and comprehension, and it has also inherited part of the memory of its blood relatives.Lifespan is weaker, but it is also far higher than that of real mortal hamsters, similar to mortals.
——Black beans just look like hamsters, not hamsters in essence.The classification of spirit beasts and their descendants cannot be based on appearance alone.
Since Hei Dou was born in the realm of comprehension, and initially established his world view in the realm of comprehension, and the memories inherited from his parents are all related to the realm of cultivation, so when he first arrived in the realm of mortals, he was very uncomfortable.
There is no aura in the air or in the drinking water, there are no friends of the same kind around, and the animals I see are too stupid to communicate... But Wu Heng fulfilled his promise very well, took good care of Heidou, and made Heidou go smoothly. The adaptation period has passed.
In the process of adaptation, Heidou also established a deep friendship with Wu Heng.Although Heidou is small in size, he is sensitive and strong. He can beat cats, dogs, birds, and snakes - he has done all of them - so when Wu Heng took care of Heidou's life, Heidou took care of Wu Heng's safety. He even taught him a lesson.
——The bear child was caught and bitten by a hamster and cried loudly. When his parents came to ask for an explanation, Wu Heng held the black beans with the same innocent face and said: "Look at it, it is only this big, it seems to be able to Bullying a teenage boy? And there is no wound on the child at all."
The onlookers unanimously said that it was not like, impossible, and firmly unbelieved. It was unbearable to touch porcelain without a wound; the Yunxiazong office said that if we continue to make unreasonable troubles against our staff, we will use black hands. No injuries, right? Come on, Add a few for you.The bear children and their bear parents can only retreat in despair.
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