Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0952_My Heart

I asked: "Elder Liu, did you do something wrong about me?"

Elder Liu Jie stopped stroking his beard.

Me: "It's really hard for me to believe that there is no unspeakable reason for such a detailed explanation that doesn't sell at all, and I have to plead for punishment that I wouldn't have given too much. Have you heard about my rumors?" A big force? Erotic pictures?"

Elder Liu Jie shook his hand and pulled out a beard.

We both looked at the beard for a while, and Elder Liu Jie asked me, "Do you want it?"

Me: "Keep it for yourself, I still want to know what you have done wrong about me. Could it be a erotic picture?"

Elder Liu Jie: "Nonsense, am I the kind of person who can draw little yellow pictures of juniors?"

Me: "So there are little yellow pictures, but they are not juniors?"

Elder Liu Jie: "Okay, the hairball check is over. It is healthy, very healthy, and it is possible to break through the upper limit of the natural level. Congratulations. You should report to the Disciplinary Office."

The moment I was pushed out of the door, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "You are so frightened, could it be because of my father..."

"Hey, my little beauty, don't hurt me," Elder Liu Jie covered my mouth, "Hey, go to the discipline department, your father has listed all the punishment items for you, don't be like a huigu I've been thinking about it all day long, ah, go now. Don't make your father angry, the anger of Huashenjianxiu is not a joke."

I crushed a small ice sculpture, Elder Liu Jie would definitely make fun of my father, look at his sweaty face - he is also in the stage of transforming gods, a beast master will definitely not be able to beat a sword cultivator.

0953_ true true false false

Before going to the Disciplinary Office, I went back to the senior brother who claimed to be waiting for me - he really stayed where he was, but it was hard to say whether he was waiting for me or was inseparable from Senior Brother Wei Huabin .

Eldest brother: "With your expression, are you imagining something strange?"

Me: "I made up a very scary thing in my mind, and it has been confirmed to a certain extent."

Big Brother: "Would you like to tell me?"

Me: "Did Elder Liu Jie draw a little yellow picture of my father?"

Senior Brother Wei was so frightened that the spirit beast egg in his hand dropped—it's okay, the spirit beast egg is resistant to falling, and it can't be broken without spiritual power to attack it.

The elder brother became calmer, and he asked: "How did you 'prove' this brain supplement to a certain extent?"

Me: "Elder Liu was so frightened that he pulled out one of his beards and said he would give me a hush money."

Senior Brother Wei's voice was erratic: "Elder Huigu also managed to threaten Elder Liu by making up nonsense that is [-]% real and [-]% fake. Alas, I, Elder Feng, have been with spirit beasts for a long time, and my temperament is simple, so I can't deal with cunning villains. "

Unaffected by Senior Brother Wei's attitude, I said aggressively, "What does Yifen really mean? I guess it's erotic pictures. It was this word that made Elder Liu pull out his beard."

Senior Brother Wei resumed his normal tone, and said, "Second Young Master, you have learned badly." Then he said to Senior Senior Brother, "I said that it is not good for a pure and honest person like Second Young Master to do tasks that are too close to casual cultivators. Easily assimilated."

Eldest brother dismantles the stage: "Don't expect to change the topic to make the beauty junior brother forget the important point. Although he is very foolish, his memory is really good."

Are you praising me?

Me: "Anyway, it has spread throughout the sect. Can't you tell me the inside story? It's not a secret."

Brother Wei: "What spread throughout the sect is the fact that you, Second Young Master, were tortured and lost your life to the villains. Elder Liu was frightened by another matter."

Senior Brother: "..."

I:"……"

Eldest brother: "Why did you say it directly?"

Brother Wei: "Because I think the second son should pay more attention to the rumors of losing his virginity. Let the elders solve the problem of infighting among the elders themselves."

0954_fool

Me: "Does anyone really believe the rumors of losing their virginity?"

Brother Wei: "I don't know if it's true or not, but there are many people clamoring to avenge Second Young Master."

How stupid do I have to be to believe that I will be raped with my ability to escape, and after I was raped, my brothers and sisters did not come back, and my father can stay in Peifeng and the Disciplinary Department to make a punishment plan for me ?

Senior Brother Wei looked at Senior Senior Brother, "Someone has already assembled to set out to take revenge, don't you care?"

Eldest brother: "Wait, wait and see how many idiots can be caught in this wave, gather together and punish."

Brother Wei: "Don't be so cruel, everyone is also enthusiastic, right, Second Young Master?"

Heh...don't put it here to fan the flames.

Senior brother: "I don't know who the enemy is, I don't know where the enemy is, I don't know the strength of the enemy, and I haven't even confirmed to the person whether this enemy exists or not. Stepping out of the sect because of the hatred that does not exist... I, a disciple of the Yunxia Sect, should still have an IQ."

So, in case their IQ drops, what will you do to them?You have to know that in a group atmosphere, sometimes things happen that cannot be understood by reason.

Although I also think that those who believe and spread rumors should be punished, but I think most of them are just spreading the rumors with the mentality of spreading small yellow texts. Knowing that nothing really happened to me, and precisely because they knew that nothing really happened to me, they will spread the word enthusiastically, otherwise, it is time to seriously discuss the action plan-as the big brother said, confirm who and where the enemy is , How to kill, etc., instead of just shouting slogans without actual content.

...Knowing that it is a rumor, they still spread it, making a fool of themselves, using me as the protagonist of the pornographic article, and I strongly demand that they be punished severely.

0955_Punishment

Me: "Then what exactly did Elder Liu frighten? It's related to my father."

Brother Wei and Senior Brother said at the same time: "You should go to the Disciplinary Department."

Big Brother: "I'll take you there."

Escort delivery?It's fine if you don't tell me, I'll know when Elder Liu Jie gets beaten up someday—couldn't the fight between the two Huashen elders still cause no big disturbance?Elder Liu Jie was so frightened that I didn't believe it was a small problem that could be solved quietly in private.

My penalty item has nothing to say.

It's not that I'm boasting, there is nothing in the Disciplinary Department that I haven't endured among the punishment items that disciples of the Foundation Establishment Stage and below can bear.

... This does not seem to be boasting.

Sigh, what kind of experience is it like for your father to work in the discipline department?There is no reduction in punishment for opening the back door. The Disciplinary Department will punish you for one round first, and then after you go home, you will be punished for another round. This is the norm.

What makes me gratified is that I am not the only one who has received this kind of treatment. My brother and sister were punished in the same way back then, and they were much more irritable than me back then. Just a lot more than me.

Now the two of them have not made much progress in this area, and they are still often punished by their father.I can only claim to be familiar with all the punishment items that my cultivation base can bear, but the two of them have already summed up a coping plan for various punishment items to make them as easy as possible.

——Then he was punished even more severely by his father.

When I arrived at the Disciplinary Office, I didn’t see my father. Only a senior brother gave me a list with sympathy and habit. The list of punishment items written by my father, I took it silently, and then went to complete it silently. .

Eldest brother sent me to the Disciplinary Office and disappeared without a trace. Obviously sending me to the Disciplinary Office was fake, and it was true to come to the Disciplinary Office to find someone... If you are looking for someone, you will find someone. Why does he have to come with me?Nagging.

0956_ one day task

I received the punishment at the Disciplinary Department, and I was punished again by my father when I returned to Peifeng. My daily punishment was over. At this time, the elder brother strolled to Peifeng again.

——The timing is so accurate, it is really hard for me not to suspect that you did it on purpose, especially when the first sentence you saw me was:

"You can just lie down if your hands and feet are weak, and I'll tell you about the auction."

I got up and sat cross-legged to watch him—I was really weak and didn't want to stand up.My father is very experienced in punishing me, and every time he can punish me to the point where I lose my strength but not overdo it, and I have a small injury that doesn't need treatment.

Senior brother: "First of all, this is a task, not my daily job. But to be honest, this is also my job as a disciple."

Me: "How many missions? Duration? Difficulty?"

Big brother: "Single mission. One day? The difficulty is basically not there."

Me: "... the amount of missions in the golden core stage?"

Big brother: "Yes, I also have to complete the task."

Me: "A task with 'basically no difficulty'?"

Big brother: "I ask the mission office to leave me the simplest one every year, just to make up the number."

...Hey, if you use public equipment for private use, go through the back door, and forget it, how can you speak so frankly?What about your big brother spirit of leading by example? ... You don't seem to have that spirit, and the Yunxia Sect doesn't like idol worship either.

There are a lot of people under the care of Elder Brother Yunxia Zongfu, but those who worship Elder Brother... most of the monks are more willing to be self-indulgent.Cultivate this matter, it is still biased towards self-idealism.

Me: "What is the task content?"

Eldest brother: "There is an item in the auction, determine whether it is the one that the sect wants, and if it is, then take it back, if not, contact the seller who released the item, and get clues to find the whereabouts of the item that the sect needs .”

Me: "If it's the latter case, after you get clues about its whereabouts, do you still want to find that thing?"

Big brother: "No, my mission is to take pictures of things or get clues about their whereabouts. Finding things after I have clues about whereabouts is another mission."

Feeling my conscience, I said: "I think this mission was deliberately disassembled, otherwise bringing back things should be the goal of the mission, instead of choosing between bringing things back and finding clues." 'As a unit of time, how can it be possible to release a task that can be completed in one day?

The elder brother grinned: "You can also ask the task office to help you dismantle the task, and they will agree."

Me: "..." You should think about your image.