Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0895_place

Me: "The way to come out, you don't have evidence, do you?"

Zou Huan: "Yes, I didn't, it's my own opinion."

Me: "Guan Jiao made a lot of noise about the bad behavior of 'others save you but you don't feel grateful and say that others die in vain'?"

Zou Huan: "If you have more contact with casual cultivators, you will hear this kind of version. There are also things like love and hate."

Me: "But since there is no evidence, your current statement may also be made up."

Zou Huan: "That's right, so I don't bother to explain. In fact, others may not believe Guan Jiao's statement, but they also have doubts about my statement, and they are partial to Guan Jiao because they start from his story and diverge. The resulting plot is more bloody and interesting. Triangular relationships, love and hatred, are much easier to spread than 'accidents'."

Me: "The statement is very contradictory. Since you are too lazy to explain it, why do you insist on explaining it to me?"

Zou Huan: "Because if we go together next time, we will definitely meet other casual cultivators. They will be very suspicious of my character because of this incident. I don't want to be alienated by you because I think you are in pink Much more information than me and other people was found in the closed space. I can't stop you from doubting my character, but I can at least provide you with a reasonable explanation."

Me: "If you tell me where that dangerous place is, maybe I will believe your explanation."

Zou Huan said with a smile: "Everyone who hears this story, no matter which version they listen to, wants to know where that place is. It is best to attach a map."

Of course, just listen to the story or something, and the place where there may be treasures will become the focus of monks' attention.Do you still expect monks to judge justice?

Me: "So?"

Zou Huan: "Unfortunately, I only got two teleportation items, and they are gone after I use them. When I used them, Guan Jiao regretted that I didn't have another one, otherwise I could bring Liangqiu with me."

Me: "Guan Jiao, I don't know where you got the teleportation item?"

Zou Huan: "I know, but it's useless to know. There is no third item in that place. If you want, I can tell you where I dug up the teleportation item. Anyway, Guan Jiao has already publicized it to everyone. But what other people know is not as accurate as I am."

Me: "You know, you've been smearing Guan Jiao's image. You didn't directly say how despicable and selfish he is, but when you described his behavior, you chose or constructed plots that could show his negative image. For example, Mingming It’s the teleportation item you got, he’s not enough for one spot, and he wants to get another girlfriend, for example, it’s the place where you found it, but he’s spreading it everywhere out of hatred.”

0896_adaptation

Me: "If what you said is true, Guan Jiao is really so selfish, then you, who once had a close relationship with such a selfish person, are either too stupid, or birds of a feather flock together; and if you made up these plots or omitted some of them If you do this, you can't be considered a high-spirited person. No matter what kind, I can't trust you. Splitting up is the best choice."

Zou Huan: "Great character? I don't have the energy to be that kind of person."

Me: "So you made it up."

Zou Huan: "It's just partly omitted. Guan Jiao really regrets not being able to bring Liangqiu with him, but before that, I was the one who said first, 'Unfortunately, there are only two, otherwise it would have allowed you and Fellow Daoist Liang to strengthen your relationship', Guan Jiao After Jiao seconded this regret, he also said, "It's good if Liangqiu doesn't go to a dangerous place." As for the location of the publicity, everyone knows, and the place where I got the teleportation item is not secret. People knew before he publicized There are many people who want to go to the secret place where people almost died."

Me: "So what are you adapting the picture for?"

Zou Huan sighed: "I want you to be credulous. Making him look wrong makes me stand out, right? Then you can be more biased towards me in the future, and maybe I can get key information."

Me: "Retreat to advance. What you are saying now is not completely true."

Zou Huan: "The truth is that I want to use you, and I don't want you to favor Guan Jiao."

Me: "One question, why are you sure that we will come into contact with Guan Jiao's slanderous words against you without knowing the truth? Your reputation is so bad that the whole foundation-building period casual cultivator will boycott it? As far as your story is concerned, no matter how you promote it personally, it is impossible to alarm too many people. Whether you deliberately killed Liangqiu, or you took a step too late and accidentally caused her death, in the end it is just one life. A joke about friends turning against each other. How much attention can this kind of joke attract? Maybe it will be discussed for a few days, and then there will be no more. Since it is logically impossible for your reputation to be so bad that everyone screams for it , why do you have to explain it to me carefully? After all, our cooperation must be very short, and it is very likely that we will never encounter any situation involving your reputation. "

I concluded: "You have concealed a very important matter, which is not the sincerity of cooperation."

0897_temper

Zou Huan looked at me expressionlessly, and there was a faint sense of sharpness from when I first met him.The most important reason why I can patiently talk nonsense with him all the time is the impression I had when we first met.

I don't believe his story, and suspect that the conflict I saw between him and Guan Jiao was planned, but I believe Yu Jian's voice of Pokong.The sword cultivator with the sword away can pretend, and the sword cultivator with the sword in his hand can restrain himself, but the sword cultivator with the sword out of the sheath and full of aura, and the aura of the foundation-building stage sword cultivator who can overwhelm me, is real.

In the world of comprehension, other doubts are also doubtful, and it is better to believe in one's cultivation base.

Let me do the fortune telling for him: "Aren't you a liar?"

Zou Huan: "Boy, I will give you one day to recover. After one day, we will have a contest. If you win, you can do whatever you want. If you lose, you can listen to me during the Liehe period."

... Hey, this is turning heads too fast, calm down.

Zou Huan: "Damn Yunxiazong, I'll talk about it first when I'm happy."

What the hell is cool?Hey, you really need to calm down.

Zou Huan: "It's a big deal and let Yunxiazong kill me after you return to the sect. Anyway, you can't contact the outside world now. The fist boss, if you are a man, just come to something straightforward. What kind of cat does a big man raise, and it is also coquettish. It hurts to look at it. It takes three seconds to say a word, and it takes three seconds to respond to a sentence, like a mentally retarded person. The hair is well maintained and smooth, the clothes are spotless, and you have a little white face. You are really his grandma. Is it a sword cultivator..."

I was stunned when I heard it: This guy is holding back a lot, he doesn't like me from his hair to his heels.But there is one key question you got wrong, I can actually contact Yunxiazong immediately to find helpers to kill you.

I asked sincerely, "Since I'm such an asshole, why do you follow me so stubbornly?"

Zou Huan: "Am I following you? What are you? I am following the Yunxia Sect's signature! I know that there are quite a few top ten people in Lie Er, but you are the only one I have found. Idiot who has confirmed his identity, who will I arrest if I don't arrest you? His uncle, he is not shrewd when he should be shrewd, and he is foolish when he should be confused. I really want to kill you idiot with a sword..."

Hello!Me: "Are you in a cooperative attitude?!"

Zou Huan: "Cooperate with you bastard! I am going to kidnap you now, are you so stupid that you didn't realize it, young master! You still point at me and continue to politely breastfeed you!"

0898_ scolding

things are a little tricky...

After Zou Huan was poked out by me, he completely gave up on himself. He no longer cared about Yunxiazong at all, let alone saving me some face. Now he either has a stinky face and doesn't talk to me, or scolds me as soon as he opens his mouth. Implemented his declaration of 'be cool first'.

I really want to move someone to kill him and meet his needs, but right now I don't want to reveal to him that my external communication has not been banned by Lie Er, and I will send a message to the other four people who are also in Lie Er for this matter. The distress signal and the guiding ideology of destroying the separate operations are a bit too fussy.Speaking of which, Zou Huan also induced the false impression that the communication was banned. He probably planned to cut off my external contact from the beginning, and then he could control me conveniently.

However, when I first came out of the pink closed space, his attitude towards me was actually very polite and hypocritical, and it seemed that he was planning to be deceptive rather than violent.Although the hypocrisy is a bit disgusting, it is better than scolding me. The key is that I may not be able to beat him in singles.

Hypocrisy is good, people need hypocrisy to get along with each other, hypocrisy makes the world peaceful.

Oh, my mouth is really...

"How much of the story you made up before is true?" After Zou Huan looked less irritable, I continued to poke him.

Zou Huan: "I can't see that you are quite honest. After being scolded by me like this, the young master would have already become angry and rushed forward to fight with me."

Me: "Then you fell to the ground with a sword?"

Zou Huan sneered.

You may not believe it, but I have a lot of experience in being scolded. In this life, I was mainly scolded by the elders. Let’s not mention it. In my previous life, I was scolded by various people.Spraying in person, talking about me behind my back happened to be overheard by me or relayed to me by others, pointing fingers and cursing.

After being scolded a lot, I can naturally tell whether the person who scolded me really wanted me to die, or was just annoyed for a while, or was poked by me and used scolding to cover up, or was thinking of me.What scolding will have sequelae, and what scolding will be over after scolding, I have already developed the ability to judge intuitively.

Speaking of which, I'm a bit at a loss.I was often scolded, scolded bloody, but rarely scolded, and basically did not scold others violently. I usually sneered and stepped on other people's thunder... It seems even less qualified.Forget it, let's not mention the black history.