Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0814_if

"Tell me, if you weren't a disciple of Yunxia Sect, the son of Elder Pei and fellow Taoist Jiang Lin, and you weren't so glamorous, what would your path of cultivation be like? With your spiritual root unchanged." Hui Mushroom The elder didn't evade my behavior of asking questions related to the secret realm. She directly asked me a hypothetical question that had nothing to do with it.

In order to find out the answers to the questions I wanted to know, I first seriously answered her whimsical questions: "Enter Yunxia Sect, and become a disciple step by step? You may also go to Kunlun, Jianzong or Chiwuzong."

Elder Huigu: "What if the quality of the three spirit roots is not so good, and you fail the entrance exam?"

Me: "Choose a second-rate sect?"

Elder Huigu: "If it's the Four Spiritual Roots, you haven't even been admitted to the second-rate sect?"

Me: "A third-rate sect?"

Elder Huigu: "Very poor Wulinggen, the third-rate sects didn't even like you."

Me: "Then, while living in the mortal world, learn the basics in your spare time."

Elder Huigu: "Why is this sentence not a question?"

Because this assumption is closer to my previous life, it is easier to imagine.When I was a teenager in my last life, I often imagined what I would do with superpowers. I don’t need the ability to fly into the sky and escape from the ground. Digging, because it's fun.

Elder Huigu: "What if there is no spiritual root at all?"

Me: "Live well in the mortal world, and pay attention to the cultivation world in my spare time."

I can be sure of this, I was almost in this state in my previous life.I have always been interested in ghosts and ghosts. Although it may be Ye Gong's interest in dragons, in my previous life, I could even read the rumors on forums that were hard to distinguish between true and false. In this life, there is indeed a world of cultivation. Even a mortal will definitely be very concerned.

That's a monk. In my previous life, the wonder that probably only existed in stories, but in this life I can see the truth, of course I won't let it go.

Me: "Maybe I will work hard to become a staff member of the Cultivation Sect's office in the mortal world." I have no interest in joining the low-level sect. It is too secular and will shatter my illusions.In contrast, if you just want to have close contact with monks occasionally, the Martial Arts Office in the Mortal Realm may be a better choice - the only downside is that job competition is very difficult.

0815_ Plastic surgery

Elder Huigu made a final decision: "Okay, that's it."

……what?so what?

Elder Huigu brushed my eyes with his finger, and I closed my eyes subconsciously, and at the same time habitually sensed changes in the spiritual power around me-a conditioned reflex after long-term training: once there is something inconvenient to catch in front of my eyes, I immediately close my eyes , Look at the spiritual power.

I found that the spiritual power of Elder Huigu had walked on me, combined with her question just now, I have a bad feeling...

I opened my eyes slightly, and first glanced at the back of my hand, and then saw that the color of the skin became darker and duller.I completely opened my eyes and looked at Elder Huigu, who was looking at me with a slight frown.

"?" I paused and took out the mirror to look at myself.

Hmm... Although the changes in each place are not big, there are many fine-tuning parts, such as eyes, eyelashes, eyebrows, nose, lip shape, earlobes...

"No way, like this," Elder Huigu said, "There are too many changes." She felt the same way as me.

But, hey, you made changes on me, and I haven't even spoken yet, why are you dissatisfied?It's like plastic surgery... Hey, it seems to have the appearance of my previous life, and it also has the appearance of my current life - it seems that I have made a child out of self-harm.

"As expected, this is the only way to go." Elder Huigu raised his hand and slapped me on the top of the head.

I felt dizzy instantly: Elder Hui, do you still remember that I am only in the Foundation Establishment stage?You can hold back your supernatural powers, don't shoot me out of concussion.

Elder Huigu: "Okay, that's it, you can go."

What are you doing, I just came here.After I rubbed my head and waited for the dizziness to pass, I realized that something was wrong. The color of the hairball changed, and my whole body felt something was wrong.Look in the mirror... ah, this face is so familiar.

The way I looked before I died in my previous life.

Not only the face, but also the skin color and body proportions are closer to the previous life, but only close. Under the natural detoxification practice, the skin color is healthier, the body proportion is better, and there are no small scars on the face.Generally speaking, it looks like I grew up to be in my 30s in my previous life when I practiced from a young age.

Pretty handsome.

... Well, I can only say that he is handsome with an average appearance of a monk.

But in the mortal world, no matter what, he has to be called a male god.

0816_self-knowledge

I was narcissistic for a while, and then I came to my senses and looked at Elder Huigu: "What is this for?"

Elder Huigu: "It can last for three months like this. There are no side effects."

I totally believe it.I have watched your cosplay skills for more than ten years, and the quality assurance is very good.But it's fine for you to toss about your own appearance, why are you tossing mine all of a sudden?

Elder Huigu: "Theoretically, Yunxiazong does not support low-cultivation disciples changing their appearance, and they do not support it until they can adjust their own appearance in the Nascent Soul Stage. Because before the Nascent Soul Stage, monks did not have a deep understanding of appearance, so they pretended to be How you look has the potential to contribute to uncertainty about your self-perception."

Me: "I know."

Elder Huigu: "You know what the hell."

Me: "..." Pay attention to the wording, elders.

Elder Huigu: "You know the theory but you don't know how to use it flexibly. Reading and reading make you stupid."

Me: "Please enlighten me." What did I do to invite a general training?

Elder Huigu: "Self-awareness. Your own appearance that you identify with. Don't cover up, modify, or pretend, it's yourself that you identify with."

I struggled to guess for a while in Elder Huigu's eyes looking at the mentally retarded, and realized a little: "The appearance in this life and the appearance in the previous life... Is there two appearances I agree with?"

Elder Huigu: "I finally understand, you can get out."

Me: "...Wait a minute, I don't understand what this has to do with me getting out? Also, why did you suddenly make me look like I did in my previous life?"

Elder Huigu: "You weren't so lazy before. Before you established the foundation, you read the information if you had no questions. If you had any questions, you saved up the information and waited for the answer to emerge. Why did you live more and more after the foundation? Did you gossip and pester people everywhere to give you a direct answer?"

Me: "I've thought about this question too. I think it's because the previous questions were all knowledge-based and belonged to the spectator category. They are far away from me and are easier to hold back. Now the questions are all I have personally experienced but I am very at a loss. Yes, it is closely related, and I can't hold back."

Elder Huigu: "If you can't hold it back, hold it back."

I:"……"

0817_Can answer, can't answer

Elder Huigu: "When you get in touch with more materials and experience more things, there will be more things you don't understand, and the things you don't understand will only increase. You can ask your brothers, sisters and elders now, but What happens when you encounter situations that are beyond their reach and beyond our ability to answer?"

That's a bit too far, I think I'm a bit persecuted, but I haven't gotten to that point.

Elder Huigu: "Do you think that is a very distant thing?"

I think I need expression management, I am always being read...

Elder Huigu: "It's closer than you thought, much closer, so close that you can't believe it. For example, your little ice sculpture, now in the whole Yunxia Sect, except for us elders and Ms. Yunxia, ​​no one can explain it to you accurately. It, including all the Nascent Soul Stages, cannot. As for the existence of Wan Qin, even us elders, because we have no direct contact with him, are not sure that we can fully understand him. Got it, the world of cultivation is far more important than you think. Xuan Ao, if you don’t count Ms. Yunxia, ​​Yunxia Sect’s highest cultivation is only at the stage of transforming gods. We can’t understand the Mahayana stage, let alone the grand scene of ascending to immortality. Many existing secret realms are related to the Mahayana stage, and some have a long history. The secret realm even dates back to the ancient times, and is related to immortals, your elders in this sect are not as omniscient as you think."

Elder Huigu's expression... She is dressed in a normal way today, wearing the standard uniform of Yunxiazong, she looks like a monk, the kind of Yunyehe who is calm and breezy.When she made the above speech, her expression was also very flat, and she looked very serious, but the problem is that she also had the same expression when she spurned me just now, "knowing a fart", especially fairy-like...

I thought for a while and asked: "Can I understand that because you have a lot of questions that no one can ask and you can only explore by yourself, so when I have questions, if I can get answers directly by asking people, I will Make you guys feel uncomfortable, so you want me to hold back the same?"

Elder Huigu: "It's not stupid to the end."

Hey, I was mocking, but you refuted me.Do you really admit that?

0818_clothes

"Look at your stupid face." Elder Huigu said coldly, "Let me remind you, your appearance is very ordinary now, and others will no longer be fooled by your beauty and give you great convenience. You Weigh it yourself."

...Oh, you don't say that I have ignored this matter, the main reason is that the way you look at me has not changed at all, but below the Yuanying stage, there is no concentration to ignore the appearance.

Elder Huigu: "In addition, I also disguised your spiritual wave pattern, and then you change the uniform of Yunxiazong yourself, so it is complete."

Me: "I don't quite understand..."

Elder Huigu: "As I said just now, ask less, think more, be patient, observe more, and rely on your own brain rather than someone else's."

... Anyway, that's what you don't want to answer.Say I have more questions, why don't you say that you answer less?When I was in the library before the foundation building period, I saw some questions that I didn’t understand. As long as I can find you, even if it’s just a few words or even a few words, you will always answer my questions. Now, it’s all about playing mysterious yes?

Elder Huigu: "You seem to be dissatisfied with me?"

I wiped my face: "Should I change my clothes now?"

Elder Huigu: "Just change before leaving Yunxia Sect."

I took out a uniform to look at, Kunlun's sword repair uniform.

Elder Huigu: "I don't suggest you change to the top ten uniforms."

I glanced at her speechlessly: I don't believe she didn't see that it was a magic weapon... Well, the uniforms of the top ten are all magic weapons, and some have even been refined into spiritual weapons.However, although the magic weapon in my hand has the appearance of a Kunlun uniform, if I use a little spiritual power to perceive it, I will find that it does not have the defensive power that martial uniforms usually have.

Besides, what kind of real Kunlun uniform is Elder Huigu not sure?Can a random imitation fool her, who is a professional cosplayer?

I put this imitation on my body and asked Elder Huigu: "Have you finished the disguise for me?"

Elder Huigu nodded: "But you can change the clothes and copy them again."

Me: "It has the function of changing clothes."

Elder Huigu: "The stability of all copies will be better, and it will be less easy to pass through."

It makes sense, as expected of a professional coser.