Worst Stories Ever

“M-MILLY! I-IS THAT GOING INTO MY ASS?!” Jack yelled as he tried moving, noticing that he was clamped down onto the bed! The massive dildo began moving closer to his ass, energy dripping off of it.

In response, Milly put her thumbs up at Jack, seeming to not be able to hear him through the glass.

"F-FUCK!!!" Jack screamed out, trying to get out of the bindings as the dildo began to penetrate into his asshole!

Thankfully for Milly and Jimmithey, they couldn’t hear his screaming. The dildo’s movement began to increase rapidly, making Jack go insane from the ass fucking!

“Holy shit! Jack!” Jimmithey yelled as he saw steam spew from the machine! He had no idea if it was working or not.

But he lost his thoughts about the machine when he heard an even larger explosion go off! The entire mansion began shaking around violently, nearly causing Jimmithey to fall over!

“Shit. It has to be the Colonel. Jimmithey, I’ll go outside and distract him for long enough with my bazooka. In the meantime, you help out Jack, erm, Jackie when she’s done with her transformation.” Milly ordered Jimmithey as she began to run out of the room, picking up her rocket launcher off the ground.

“J-Jackie?! B-but okay Milly!” Jimmithey yelled as more and more steam came out of the shaking machine.

It began to stop shaking, calming down as the steam began to disappear. Jimmithey went to the machine and began to force the hatch open, instantly smelling strawberries and sugar coming from inside.

He began to see inside of the now open machine, seeing a skinny girl with short blond hair. She had a magical girl dress on, with the color purple all over. She held a wand purple in her hands, holding it tightly. The dildo from earlier fell onto the ground, rolling under the machine.

“Is this Jack now…? He lost weight… and has tits now. No, I can’t see Jack as anything but a fat guy. This is someone else.” Jimmithey said as he began to pick up the light girl.

Suddenly, she woke up in his arms and jumped out of it, falling onto her ass.

“Whoa woah… Jimmithey, I’m a fuckin’ girl. A magical girl!” The female Jack yelled out as she stood up, admiring her new body. She then grabbed her wand and began to spin around with it, excited.

But then she stopped when she noticed her legs, looking down at her crotch. Despite JImmithey still being there, she just began patting her panties while sighing.

“It’s really gone, isn’t it… My old friend.” She said in a somber tone.

“Yeah dude. Uh, I mean, girl. B-but let’s get out of here! Milly is still fighting the Colonel!” Jimmithey yelled as he heard a large boom go off nearby.

Jackie nodded, following Jimmithey to the front of the mansion. When they reached the front, they turned and saw the empty field, filled with fire and explosions.

Milly was fighting the Colonel, shooting multiple rockets at the same time as she dodged his attacks. Despite her speed, she was barely dodging the massive MANWOLF’s attacks. 

The Colonel was using his hands and his massive cock, wildly swinging around the battle ground! His cock flew straight towards Milly, nearly crushing her entire body. But she jumped to the side at the last second, pulling out her rocket launcher.

She then noticed it had no more ammo left, throwing it straight into the Colonel’s face! He was distracted for a second, allowing Milly to fill a second rocket launcher from her hideout with ammo. She shot it straight at her first rocket launcher, causing a massive explosion to go off!

“Take that you hairy bastard!” Milly shouted as she jumped back, noticing that Jimmithey and Jack were standing above and watching. 

But as she looked up to see the two, the Colonel’s massive fist slammed into her side, causing Milly to crash into the side of the mountain! It began to tremble, nearly falling onto itself!

“That’ll teach you to watch your mouth, bitch!” The colonel screamed as he prepared to smash his cock into Milly.

But as he began to swing it downwards, a massive bubble of light appeared where Milly was and bounced the cock attack back!

“Ehhhhh? Who the fuck is this!?” The Colonel screamed as he grabbed his cock, seeing it slightly burnt! The smoke began to clear out, revealing the magical girl Jackie standing in a bubble of her energy!

“Jackie! You came!” Milly screamed as she began pulling herself out of the rubble.

She made up a new female name for Jack, which they both agreed on right as she mentioned it.

“Of course Milly! Now, after this, we’re going to have a long talk about you not warning me about the dildo in that machine!” Jackie laughed out with a smile on her face. 

“Uh… I um….” Milly responded, trying to find a good excuse. 

Above the Colonel, Jimmithey came flying down and slammed his foot straight into the Colonel’s head! This caused the Colonel’s furry head to slam onto the ground, a large dust explosion going off.

“AAAAH! AHAHA! JIMMITHEY! IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU, BITCH! COME ON, COME AT ME SLUTS!” The Colonel screamed as he pulled his head up, healed from Jimmithey’s kick. Jimmithey slid right next to Jackie, knocking on her bubble, which she dissipated in response.

“Okay Jack, the plan is that you grab his dick and rip it off. He’s a super pervert, so I bet that’s where his power comes from.” Jimmithey said, putting his hand on his chin. 

“Are you serious? Uh okay. I’ll try…” Jackie said in response. They both began to run off, right as Milly tried getting out of the rubble.

“Super magical girl grab!” Jackie screamed as she made massive hands out of energy, moving them straight towards the Colonel’s cock!

The Colonel froze, beginning to sweat as the grip tightened. He then had a genius idea and began to wave his hands in embarrassment.

“HEY GIRLY! Y-YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME THERE! THAT’S FUCKED! YOU’RE ASSAULTING ME!” The Colonel cried out. Jimmithey began to laugh, thinking that it was stupid for him out of all people to say that.

“Oh. I guess you’re right. Sorry…” Jackie responded, letting go of the massive cock.

Jimmithey and Milly’s jaws dropped. Unlike the other magical girls, Jackie’s morals were too high for her to rip off the Colonel’s cock.

“Oh, thanks bitch! Dunno who the fuck you are, but you’re my type babe. Want some of this DICK?!” The Colonel screamed as he slapped his massive furry cock into Jackie, slamming her across the field!

“JACKIE! So much for a fucking magical girl, she’s too weak!” Milly screamed as she kept pulling herself out of the rubble.

“Are you fucking serious?! Jack!!” Jimmithey screamed as he began running towards Jackie. But as he did, he saw the Colonel jump straight towards him!

“Don’t leave the party Jimmithey! It has just begun!” The Colonel laughed out as he slammed his hairy arms down towards Jimmithey. He had barely dodged them, jumping back and running behind some rubble.

“Leave us alone, you damn creep!” Jimmithey screamed as he threw some schizo enhanced rocks at the Colonel.

He raised his arms as fast as he could, blocking the rocks. But instead of bouncing off his durable skin, they stuck in and caused bleeding.

As the Colonel realized this, Milly ran in from the side towards him. She had a massive machete, aiming to lop off either one of his arms or his penis! The Colonel soon realized she was there and prepared to swing his arms down onto her. 

But as he brought his attention to her, Jimmithey threw even more rubble at his face! He blocked, leaving himself vulnerable to the attack!

“Take this you bastard!!” Milly screamed as she swung her sword down at the base of his cock, bisecting it from his body! Blood spurted everywhere.

“G-GAAAAH!!!” The Colonel screamed as he saw his cock fly into the air.

But that wasn’t the end for him. Milly grabbed a small hairy part of it and threw it straight into his chest, piercing straight through his stomach!

“F-FFAAAAAACCCKKK!!” The Colonel screamed as his massive furry body slammed back into the ground, blood and guts flying everywhere!

His massive body landed onto the ground, now still. It was obvious that the Colonel was now dead, his body being destroyed by his own cock. Jimmithey felt that this was a fitting end for such a crazy man.

“W-We did it! We beat the Colonel!” Jimmithey yelled as he began to stand back up, walking towards Milly. 

Despite the odds, the team had beaten the perverted general! Their first win against the Cuckold empire! At this rate, they had the chance to take on the rest and possibly win!