Who let him join the Sword Sect?!

"Zhang's Spring and Autumn Annals: Love Chapter" is divided into two parts.

The first half is filled with theoretical overviews and case analyses.

Zhang Ze uses multiple classic cases as anchors to discuss the importance of taking the initiative.

He repeatedly reminds viewers not to be a "bootlicker" and emphasizes the fundamental principle of bettering yourself rather than fawning over others.

In the second half, Zhang Ze provides the viewers with practical weapons: a total of three hundred love phrases.

Half of these love phrases are cheesy ones that Zhang Ze copied, while the other half are sponsored exclusively by Junior Sister.

At the Main Pavilion, Zhang Ze and Chen Qin did more than just cuddle in the small wood. Junior Sister also shared many stories about the Sect Leader and his wife with Zhang Ze.

This included the pile of love letters the Sect Leader had treasured from back in the day.

Chen Qin extracted the essence from them and shared these stories as gossip with Zhang Ze.

"I seek to ascend to immortality, just to spend my remaining years with you across the vast seas."

"In this fleeting world, I hope to have years to look back upon, and deeply love each other until old."

"With just one look in my life, thus ends the year, holding your hand, growing old together."

Zhang Ze thought to himself, "As expected of the Sect Leader," and immediately remembered all of them, then repeated them to Junior Sister a few days later, making her blush furiously.

...

Xin Jiangning looked at this "Zhang's Spring and Autumn Annals" with a racing heart, feeling somewhat dazed and nervous, with the image of Fuli Lian popping into his mind unconsciously.

He took a few deep breaths and ran the Purifying Heart and Calm Qi cultivation technique several times to calm himself down.

Opening the group chat, Xin Jiangning saw that only Monk Hai and Aze were talking, and Aze showed a different side to this novel thing.

Usually, Aze is reticent, but in the group, he talks a lot, while Monk Hai became quieter.

Xin Jiangning peeped at the screen for a while, then involuntarily clicked on Fuli Lian's default avatar.

But he didn't know what to say?

The prodigies from the sect couldn't even make Fuli Lian smile, could he really do it?

He wasn't worried about the issue of lifespan, as he was cultivating immortality, he was confident in his talent, but...

If he got rejected, how would they interact in the future?

Would she notice his feelings?

Just as Xin Jiangning decided to give up, he remembered the aphorism at the beginning of this manual.

"Don't let waiting become regret, if you love her, boldly say it."

"Do you want to be a hero for one second, or a coward for a lifetime?"

With a rush of heat to his head, Xin Jiangning input all he wanted to say through his divine sense, thinking that since Fuli Lian couldn't see it anyway, he could just delete it later as if nothing happened.

On Fuli Lian's side, she sat in a chair staring at the small walnut in her hand, watching the private chat initiated by Xin Jiangning, seeing the "typing..." icon, feeling a bit nervous.

She held a teacup in her hand from a while ago, the tea inside was already frozen into ice crystals.

In Xin Jiangning's room.

After typing the last word, a small essay filled with flowery language was born.

But he thought for a long time without sending it, starting to delete instead. Just when he was about to delete it all, Monk Hai suddenly knocked on the door.

"Wanna go drink?"

Xin Jiangning was startled, quickly and somewhat guiltily refused. As Monk Hai left, he was about to continue deleting but was stunned.

Due to Monk Hai's interruption, four words were not deleted in time, and not only not deleted, but also sent out.

"I like you."

Fuli Lian only replied with one word.

"Okay."

Xin Jiangning looked at this word "okay", his mind went blank, and after a while, he saw another message come through.

"Can you accompany me to look at the stars?"

...

The next day, Zhang Ze stood on the rooftop, gazing with binoculars at Thousand Mechanism Town, feeling quite satisfied when he saw Xin Jiangning and Fuli Lian walking out of the inn, chatting and laughing.

He thought his "Zhang's Spring and Autumn Annals" was simply unbeatable.

He jumped off the rooftop, ran quickly to the printing press, pasted the pre-prepared headline article on the original version in the gossip section, and then shoved it into the machine.

"Sensational, Ice Beauty's Heart Taken, Mysterious Thousand Mechanism Tool Performs Wonders!"

With this gossip news as a horn, a series of claimed attacks directly launched.

The first batch of small walnuts was put on the shelves and was immediately swept away by the curious Demon Race folks.

The rest of the stock, half was thrown into the store for sale, and the other half was given away for free to the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, the Seventh Sword Pavilion, and the people of Dragon Tiger Mountain.

Of course, Tang and his group got the high-end models.

Simultaneously, under the guidance of the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, the Demon Race folks also launched many promotions related to small walnuts.

For example, spend xx amount and get the latest small walnut.

Join the group and spend to enjoy a 10% discount.

Share the picture in the group, and get a beautiful small gift with likes.

Additionally, some informants were arranged to start spreading all kinds of love stories and adventure stories centered on small walnuts in Thousand Mechanism Town.

As soon as the first batch of well-heeled loose cultivators got their hands on the small walnut, they immediately found out.

It's amazing.

This thing is way more useful than Sound Transmission Jades, and Communication Talismans.

Especially in the wild, several people can contact each other directly, incredibly efficient.

In downtime, they can also chat and exchange information with each other.

And because of the small walnut separator, many things can be said more freely.

Meanwhile, the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion also reminded cultivators, with eye-catching slogans posted inside and outside each store selling small walnuts.

"Strictly prevent group chat fraud, kidneys only come in pairs."

"Report fraud for rewards, group chat fraud gets you buried alive."

"Beware of male fraudsters."

The last line wasn't written by the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, but by some anonymous loose cultivator in small print below the slogan.

It's unknown what this fellow encountered in the few short days since the small walnuts went on sale.

Now on the streets of Thousand Mechanism Town, you can often see those who consider themselves wise, mighty, and charming, strutting over to pretty female cultivators, flamboyantly saying.

"Hey beauty, wanna add a walnut?"

Some brothers with deep pockets even acquired the high-end models of small walnuts, even though those advanced features were of no use to them, high-end is high-end.

However, while some rejoice, others fret.

The most trouble now are the Sword Sect disciples, their joy of acquiring a new toy was destroyed in a few days by the elders.

Because the elders quickly discovered the proper way to use the small walnuts.

They started a disciples group.

Now the elders no longer fear not finding truants during morning lessons.

And now and then would call names in the group, immediately checking in on those not responding.

Holding the principle that if something happens, everyone dies together, the disciples of the Seventh Sword Pavilion once again petitioned to have such a useful thing implemented throughout the Sword Sect.

Including the Main Pavilion, all six other Sword Pavilions should promote this disciples group thing.

If possible, those not-so-poor Cyan Thorn medium-sized sects with some abilities should also adopt it.

They also organized a detailed process and management plan to ensure the other Sword Pavilion elders can understand it at a glance and learn quickly.

Pavilion Master Zhengyi thought it was a good idea, and directly reported it to the Sect Leader.

And the Sect Leader, who had already figured out the small walnuts, immediately approved it, instructing each Sword Pavilion to tally the numbers and place an order at the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion.

As for other sects, the Sect Leader's intention was to let nature take its course, not to enforce it.

Not to mention the imminent leap in teaching quality at the Sword Sect, another person was also worried.

And that was the Hundred Demons Sect undercover lurking in the Sword Hall.

The dedicated reader Qiu Jidan, Hero Chou.

He was sitting in his study, holding a short knife against his chest, contemplating plunging it in.

He really wanted to die recently.

But after hesitating for a long time, he put the short knife down.

Qiu Jidan looked at the intelligence report delivered by his subordinates on the table, his expression somewhat complicated.

"The forest is found, Crown Prince River, Divine Pill Gang."