Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Qin Yanli felt a sense of “interesting” in Yan Ran’s body for a long time, so he wanted to train him as a master chef and raised him as a chef. One day, this mood no longer exists Let Yan Ran, the little fairy, leave without any loss.

Now Qin Yunli suddenly realized that the kitten was always fantasizing about how to eat him. Cats eat fish by nature, especially the deformed fairies. For natural enemies that contain aura, they want to eat the aura that swallows the other side to occupy the other side. Do captive cats need a vaccination or something?

Then Yan Ran scratched him.

The original Yan kitten, who turned into a prototype, said solemnly, “Sorry, slippery.”

Qin Li Li Ran looked at the back of his hand.

Yan Ran took hold of Qin Yili’s hand while the other was not moving, and took a sip, and ran away after biting. “Sorry, the teeth are slippery.” Regretfully, the skin was hard and could not bite.

Qin Yunli: “…”

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A plate of shrimp was definitely not enough. Yan Ran planned to go to the fish pond to fish again. He turned to Wang Yiming and went out. He looked at the mountain behind the village and suddenly said, “I want to eat rabbits. Are there rabbits in the mountains?” “

“Yes, there are a lot of game in the mountains, pheasants, rabbits, and ducks. If you are lucky, you can catch them. In the past two years, you heard the old man in the village say that a bear was blind.” Wang Yiming looked at his watch. “It is half past ten now. It’s eleven o’clock in the mountains. We don’t have enough time today. “

Yan Ranqi started his hand and said regretfully, “I want to eat pheasant, wild duck, and wild rabbit. Forget it, let them live for another day. Let’s eat fish today. Take everyone to catch rabbits tomorrow. Summer is here, and winter is far away. Are you happier? “

There is no time to broadcast today. Many fans are annoyed to see Yan Ran show up. Wang Yiming just recorded the paragraph just now and put it on Weibo: The boss said that I will take you to catch rabbits tomorrow. (Excited applauding dog face)

The comment suddenly rolled up:

Kneeling for the rabbit, thank the big brother for not killing today!

I used to think it was dangerous to create a fish. No matter if you look good or not, ugly or not, you will be eaten by your heart. It seems that other species are not safe.

Lying down! The menu is suddenly expanded. Will my brother eat people in the future?

Would you like a taste of the pork belly on my stomach? Softly ~

What does summer have to do with rabbits? You said directly that we will not object to eating rabbits!

Bunny is so cute, you must eat more bunny!

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Yan Ran was shocked after reading the comments. Now that human beings are getting more and more daring, shouldn’t they cry and say, “How sweet is Bunny, how can you eat Bunny?” No matter how they catch rabbits to eat, they are even more excited than him.

Yan Ran fished a large black fish of more than 20 kilograms, tied it with a straw rope, and brought it home. After being cleaned and chopped, he chopped it into several pieces to make a sweet and sour fish. After making it, he deliberately put out a large plate and asked Wang Yiming to send it to Uncle Sun. “We can’t eat other people’s shrimp in vain. This is a gift.”

“Well, wait a minute, I’ll take a picture first.” Wang Yiming set up a few plates on the table, took out his mobile phone, brought up a food filter, clicked one, and posted it on Weibo.

Today’s lunch was spicy crayfish, big fish stewed with black fish, hand-tucked cabbage, steamed tofu with greens. There is also Wang Yier’s Special Grain Bags (‵ ▽ ′) ╭

By the way, this dish was given to Uncle Li by the boss.

Now Yan Ran is a newcomer with a strong rise in the network red circle. There are more people concerned. Naturally there are fans and blacks. Some people say yes, others say bad. There is another kind of professional sunspot. I don’t like what you do. Wu Nao will say that he must not cook well, make a show, sell his face. Now Yan Ran’s simple action has caused a lot of netizens to like it, and some people also spray: Make a show! Will you die if you don’t show? !!

Of course, it turned out that the cat’s claw squad was back: intentionally shut up!

Cat paw squad, who will do it!

After the meal, Wang Yiming and Yan Ran chanted: “These uncles on the Internet are getting harder and harder to serve, and they will be cursed when they say curse, but your fans are quite powerful, and now they have started to protect you.”

Yan Ran found a kettle and filled it with a pot of water before going out. He also felt that the aura formed by the power of faith was more meowing than a few fishbone before. Although it was still poor, he was very satisfied. One day, the power of faith like a small fishbone will turn into a fishbone, a fishbone becomes a fish, and a big fish grows as big as a whale. Thanks to the boss for his guidance. But he wondered, “I haven’t offended them yet. Why do humans hurt strangers like this online?”

Wang Yiming squeaked peanuts, teasingly: “There is no need to talk responsibly when talking on the Internet. No one knows who is in this business. You need to know about Keyboard Man. There is one more foolish than Keyboard Man, that is, Came online to vent. Sometimes the keyboard man was inspired and felt that they represent justice, but the vent is not the same. They may be more persuaded in life, come online to find a sense of existence, specifically scold people you do n’t know, whether you are Whoever scolded me. “

Yan Ran tightened the lid of the kettle and hung it around her neck. When she decided to return, she bought a small book, and then wrote down the person who scolded him on the small book. Then she took it out and thought about it, cursing them one by one.

Wang Yiming spit out the peanut shell and reminded: “You two go out. Is this pot of water enough?”

Yan Ran patted the kettle with a smile, “Enough, rest assured.”

In fact, he does n’t like to drink water very much. This water is for the big brothers. The cartoon is staged. After the boy is ashore, he will faint on the side of the road because he is too thirsty. One bottle is enough on the other’s head.

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Songba Reservoir is located next to Yunliang Mountain, which is located in the south of Dawang Village, which is more than ten miles, with an area of ​​120 square kilometers. Half of it is surrounded by people. The area is divided by a fine net and fish fry are raised. The other part is the open area. Many people who like fishing will go fishing there. Those who are interested can also camp nearby and climb Yunliang Mountain, so that people in Dawang Village often see tourists passing by outside the village.

As soon as he reached his feet near the reservoir, Yan Ran’s sensitive ears heard the sound of two people arguing far away.

A sharp female voice roared angrily: “We are doing good deeds and giving them a chance to live! Do you want to see them die? Why don’t you know to respect life!”

A middle-aged man said, “You give them a chance to live, can you give me a chance to live! I have fish fry in this reservoir, you put koi and turtle, they eat omnivorous food, eat everything Even if I do n’t let go of my fry, how can I sell them if they are planted? “

The woman sniffled, “Oh! What a joke, how big a reservoir can they eat your fish? I’ve seen people like you a lot, right? How old are you, and you’re not disabled, do you want to lose face? “

Yan Ran shook his ears, tilted his head, and looked curiously at the crowds in the distance. He couldn’t hold back the curiosity of the cat family, and said eagerly, “Fisher, let’s go and see, that poor human When we are in trouble, we need to be a good demon to help others and save him in water and fire. “

Qin Junli always looked down on the eyes of the world after becoming everything. At this moment, he finally showed a bit of helpless expression. He was annoyed that he must have been evil. He was rolled twice by a goblin and stepped on. With a few paws, he was pulled out by this goblin, which was ridiculous.

Yan Ran has quietly come to the periphery of the crowd. From the conversation of the onlookers, he understands that some people always bring aquatic animals such as koi and turtles to the reservoir for release. This time, they were directly placed in the fish fry area and contracted. Shang caught it, so there was a quarrel between the two parties.

Seeing the excitement, they also talked about it with interest, “It is said that people have set up a brand and prohibit the release. This elder sister should not come here to put it on. This is still Buddhist, and she is very fashionable in dress, and she is also polite.”

A young man with glasses said: “Country m has had a goldfish disaster. It is said that people in country m have imported goldfish from country r for a long time. In 1973, some goldfish accidentally fell into the local river, and then they were terrible. Goldfish There are no natural enemies, and they breed in large numbers. A few years later, those goldfish dominated more than a dozen lakes, and the trout in the lake were unable to prey on the goldfish, which caused a lot of production reduction, and the local fishermen were almost crying to death. “

This remark aroused the strong approval of the onlookers, and gave the young man who spoke the remarks an admiration glance, “I also know that this is great ~”

The young man was very subconscious and very proud. Although they all felt that the uncle’s uncle was wrong, none of them had the intention to help the uncle speak, because the elder sister drove the car very luxuriously and was also very rich. The ordinary people didn’t want to cause trouble.

In the end, the woman with sharp teeth and sharp mouth won the final victory, no compensation for a penny, and drove her decent new car.

Yan Ran understood what was going on. He looked at the brand-new car, raised his hand, grabbed it in the void, and grabbed a thin strand of gold on the woman. The most surprised was Yan Ran himself. He blinked and clenched his fists in surprise. Before, he caught up to five centimeters of human fortune, now it is three times as much as before! Practicing with the power of faith is really amazing!

And that dragon meat, it really … works.

The uncle who raised the fish was almost desperate. The woman’s did not let go. The one-meter-diameter barrel was poured into most of the barrels, and they were all already large koi. The piece he circled raised small fish fry, which he just put in this year. The smallest batch was only 5 centimeters. Isn’t it for them to eat?

Yan Ran nibbled into the crowd, patted a paw on the uncle’s shoulder, patted the fortune into the uncle’s body, and said with a smile: “Uncle, don’t be angry, I can help you get the fish up.”

The onlookers were amused by the words, “Such a large reservoir, how many koi do you fish?”

“Lady, don’t mess up.”

The uncle who raised the fish also felt that Yan Ran was talking nonsense, and his mood was already very bad. When people around him said that, he said badly: “You can fish out the koi without my fry dead , I will send you three hundred catties of fry today! “

Yan Ran’s eyes lighted, and she rubbed her hands, “Really? Then, that’s really embarrassing.”

The author has something to say: Qin Yunli: I was coaxed out by a cat, which is ridiculous!

Yan Ran: Are you uncomfortable, brother, do you need water toppings?